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Remus, to young Harry: You know Sirius and I are gay, right?
Harry: Yes, I know.
Remus: Okay, what does "gay" mean?
Harry: Very very old.
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Ayrenn: I officially declare today Casual Fredas.
Ayrenn: [rips off pants to reveal Hawaiian shorts underneath]
Courtier: It's Tirdas.
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The Blackthorn Family running a restraunt
Julian: The head chef barking orders at everyone and analyzing every dish.
Mark: The dishwasher who basically fills the whole kitchen in a cloud of steam
Helen: The bartender because she's the only one legally allowed.
Aline: The hostess who sits people she doesn't like by the bathrooms
Dru: The rollerskating waitress balancing 8 hot plates on her arms and smiling through gritted teeth
Livvy: The finance guy drowning in receipts because people can't be bothered to add their own tips
Ty: The pastry chef who actually knows the difference between macaroons and macarons
Tavvy: They legally can't make him do anything except wipe down the menus
Emma: The customer who's there so often she's on a nickname basis with everyone else
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Peter: Of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal. Derek: ...Explain. Peter: Well, if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime lord. Derek: ...That's not— that— Boyd: No, the logic is sound.
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Tiny: My brother asked me to hold his ice cream without eating any and I was like, I love you kid but some lessons you have to learn the hard way.
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Shadowheart: I'll infiltrate the Absolutists with my state-of-the-art wearable camouflage that uses reverse psychology to throw all suspicions off of me by catching people's attention in a completely different way.
Lae'zel: Chk! That plan is unnecessarily involved. We shall utilize a mighty gith technology. It is a potassium nitrate–based mixture that can be activated with a built-in timer to both create a diversion and incapacitate more of the cultists at once.
Shadowheart: That's stupid. We need to be subtle.
Lae'zel: No, what we need is efficiency.
Shadowheart: Gale, what do you think?
Gale: I think one of you wants to dress in drag and the other made a bomb.
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D'rask: [taking things]
Piper: What are you doing?
The Bomb: Robbing you.
Piper: There's a safe in my dad's office. Combination is 0816. Feel free to take a crack at it. I'll be in the library if you need me.
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Pt4

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All of my life
Cullen: All of my life flashed before my eyes.
Cullen: It was really boring.
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Chloe: What’s it like to be taller than 5’2”? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?
Harm: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who – in my experience – will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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James: You have a crush on Remus.
Sirius: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.
#wolfstar#remus lupin#james potter#sirius black#remus and james#remus being remus#sirius being sirius#remus x sirius#remus loves sirius#sirius x remus#sirius orion black#mauraders#marauders era#the marauders#marauders#remus john lupin#platonic prongsfoot#Source: incorrectbatfam
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Darien: I'll infiltrate the bandits' den with my state-of-the-art wearable camouflage that uses reverse psychology to throw all suspicions off me by catching people's attention in a completely different way.
Gabrielle: Pfft, lame. You should check out my latest creation. It's a dormant destruction rune that can be activated with a built-in timer to both create a diversion and incapacitate more of the cronies at once.
Darien: That's stupid. We need to be subtle.
Gabrielle: No, what we need is efficiency.
Darien: Mal, what do you think?
Malek: I think one of you wants to dress in drag and the other made a bomb.
#incorrect quotes#elder scrolls#elder scrolls online#eso#darien gautier#gabrielle benele#the vestige#vestige oc#vestige malek ashworth#source: incorrectbatfam
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(It's been 6 years why don't I have an intro post?)
Hi, I'm incorrectbatfam. Welcome my DC blog dedicated to the Robins and the weird sad man they found in a box.
Things I do:
• Daily incorrect quotes
• Dank Gotham memes
• This
• Comic recs and media reviews (spoilers will be tagged #spoiler alert)
• Crispy shitposts that leave you itching in the kitchen
• Headcanons that sound like a rubber chicken choir
• Playlists that are more democratic than the U.S. government (but also as a disclaimer I listen to pop-punk)
• Other equally fun and amazing polls
• Edits such as fake texts, social media posts, Batburger health inspection forms, warped canon art, and moodboards for when you want to lay face-down in the Batcave (okay I haven't done that last one but you get the idea)
• Shamelessly plug my Ao3 and Spotify
• Attempt to beat the Stephanie Brown allegations
I also work with other DC characters and will defend Jaime Reyes with my dying breath
Things I maybe:
(providing they don't fall in the red category below)
• Fandom crossovers, if I'm familiar with all pieces of media. And I'll get this out of the way: no I haven't seen Danny Phantom
• Fic finds, if the fic is still around
• User submissions. I might re-format it or let you know if it belongs as an ask but credit will be given to you
• Angst content
• Fandom events
• Fandom-related promos (DM me)
• Take things seriously
• Talk about myself because I am, in a way, a walking shitpost
Once I undo my nuked computer storage I might play with audio or video edits
Things I don't:
• Graphic violence. If Deadpool does it, I won't
• NSFW. If it's something where you got to check a box saying you're 18, you're not gonna find it here
• Batcest—basically anything starting with "technically they're not related"
• Reader inserts. I can't do them that well anyway because I don't wanna date them, I wanna spread rumors about them Mean Girls style
• Reblog signal boosts, charity posts, and other non-fandom promos (as a safety measure)
• Art, unless you wanna see me reinvent dadaism
• Writing collabs because historically I suck at group projects
• Fic requests unless you find a way to add extra hours to the day
• Tag games/reblog chains
• Anything AI generated. This is more to let you know that I'm the unhinged one, not a machine
Things I need from you:
• I try to include content warning tags to the best of my ability. If I miss one or if you need a new one added, send me an ask or DM
• Same for image IDs. If I forgot or if it needs to be edited, please let me know in my inbox because I cannot guarantee I'll see all the notes
• Also the same if I source something wrong or forget
• Typos, etc. I'd rather know sooner than not
• Please understand if I can't get to your ask right away. I might be chronically online but I'm still just one person (no, I'm not taking other mods)
• I love seeing people's art, additions, etc. to my posts. But again, I can't go through every single note so if you want me to reblog it, send me a link
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Can y’all tell which one i did first and who i like more? 🤭🥱
Here’s a semi higher quality drawing of tim

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Siegfried: I am the owner of this house. I do what I want!
Tristan: I'm telling Mrs. Hall.
Siegfried: Wait no--
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#incorrect quotes#acgas#acgas 2020#all creatures great and small#all creatures great and small 2020#Siegfried Farnon#audrey hall#mrs. hall#Tristan Farnon
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Karlach: Happy Pride! My heart finally came out of the closet. And by closet I mean my body.
Halsin: Diversity win.
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