#Source: incorrectbatfam

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Remus, to young Harry: You know Sirius and I are gay, right?

Harry: Yes, I know.

Remus: Okay, what does "gay" mean?

Harry: Very very old.

[soullessbullshit]

Ayrenn: I officially declare today Casual Fredas.

Ayrenn: [rips off pants to reveal Hawaiian shorts underneath]

Courtier: It's Tirdas.

[kaitcreates]

The Blackthorn Family running a restraunt

Julian: The head chef barking orders at everyone and analyzing every dish.

Mark: The dishwasher who basically fills the whole kitchen in a cloud of steam

Helen: The bartender because she's the only one legally allowed.

Aline: The hostess who sits people she doesn't like by the bathrooms

Dru: The rollerskating waitress balancing 8 hot plates on her arms and smiling through gritted teeth

Livvy: The finance guy drowning in receipts because people can't be bothered to add their own tips

Ty: The pastry chef who actually knows the difference between macaroons and macarons

Tavvy: They legally can't make him do anything except wipe down the menus

Emma: The customer who's there so often she's on a nickname basis with everyone else

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Peter: Of course I became a crime lord. My entire existence is illegal. Derek: ...Explain. Peter: Well, if I'm legally dead, then I'm illegally alive, therefore: crime lord. Derek: ...That's not— that— Boyd: No, the logic is sound.

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[ahopelessblogaboutdinosaurtrain]

Tiny: My brother asked me to hold his ice cream without eating any and I was like, I love you kid but some lessons you have to learn the hard way.

[cinnamonzor]

Shadowheart: I'll infiltrate the Absolutists with my state-of-the-art wearable camouflage that uses reverse psychology to throw all suspicions off of me by catching people's attention in a completely different way.

Lae'zel: Chk! That plan is unnecessarily involved. We shall utilize a mighty gith technology. It is a potassium nitrate–based mixture that can be activated with a built-in timer to both create a diversion and incapacitate more of the cultists at once.

Shadowheart: That's stupid. We need to be subtle.

Lae'zel: No, what we need is efficiency.

Shadowheart: Gale, what do you think?

Gale: I think one of you wants to dress in drag and the other made a bomb.

[incorrect-ionians]

D'rask: [taking things]

Piper: What are you doing?

The Bomb: Robbing you.

Piper: There's a safe in my dad's office. Combination is 0816. Feel free to take a crack at it. I'll be in the library if you need me.

[galadrail]

Pt4

Their accounts

Others tweets :

Pt1 Pt2 Pt3 pt5 Pt6 Pt7 Pt8

[wiliam22pro]

All of my life

Cullen: All of my life flashed before my eyes.

Cullen: It was really boring.

https://cutt.ly/iw0kfIjv

[incorrectjag]

Chloe: What’s it like to be taller than 5’2”? Is it nice? Can you comfortably reach cupboards?

Harm: We live in constant fear of the short ones, who – in my experience – will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

[moonyswarmsweaters]

James: You have a crush on Remus.

Sirius: I don't have a crush on him. He's just someone I stare at and like and when he's not here, it ruins my day.

[soullessbullshit]

Darien: I'll infiltrate the bandits' den with my state-of-the-art wearable camouflage that uses reverse psychology to throw all suspicions off me by catching people's attention in a completely different way.

Gabrielle: Pfft, lame. You should check out my latest creation. It's a dormant destruction rune that can be activated with a built-in timer to both create a diversion and incapacitate more of the cronies at once.

Darien: That's stupid. We need to be subtle.

Gabrielle: No, what we need is efficiency.

Darien: Mal, what do you think?

Malek: I think one of you wants to dress in drag and the other made a bomb.

[incorrectbatfam]

(It's been 6 years why don't I have an intro post?)

Hi, I'm incorrectbatfam. Welcome my DC blog dedicated to the Robins and the weird sad man they found in a box.

Things I do:

• Daily incorrect quotes

• Dank Gotham memes

• This

• Comic recs and media reviews (spoilers will be tagged #spoiler alert)

• Crispy shitposts that leave you itching in the kitchen

• Headcanons that sound like a rubber chicken choir

• Playlists that are more democratic than the U.S. government (but also as a disclaimer I listen to pop-punk)

• Other equally fun and amazing polls

• Edits such as fake texts, social media posts, Batburger health inspection forms, warped canon art, and moodboards for when you want to lay face-down in the Batcave (okay I haven't done that last one but you get the idea)

• Shamelessly plug my Ao3 and Spotify

• Attempt to beat the Stephanie Brown allegations

I also work with other DC characters and will defend Jaime Reyes with my dying breath

Things I maybe:

(providing they don't fall in the red category below)

• Fandom crossovers, if I'm familiar with all pieces of media. And I'll get this out of the way: no I haven't seen Danny Phantom

• Fic finds, if the fic is still around

• User submissions. I might re-format it or let you know if it belongs as an ask but credit will be given to you

• Angst content

• Fandom events

• Fandom-related promos (DM me)

• Take things seriously

• Talk about myself because I am, in a way, a walking shitpost

Once I undo my nuked computer storage I might play with audio or video edits

Things I don't:

• Graphic violence. If Deadpool does it, I won't

• NSFW. If it's something where you got to check a box saying you're 18, you're not gonna find it here

• Batcest—basically anything starting with "technically they're not related"

• Reader inserts. I can't do them that well anyway because I don't wanna date them, I wanna spread rumors about them Mean Girls style

• Reblog signal boosts, charity posts, and other non-fandom promos (as a safety measure)

• Art, unless you wanna see me reinvent dadaism

• Writing collabs because historically I suck at group projects

• Fic requests unless you find a way to add extra hours to the day

• Tag games/reblog chains

• Anything AI generated. This is more to let you know that I'm the unhinged one, not a machine

Things I need from you:

• I try to include content warning tags to the best of my ability. If I miss one or if you need a new one added, send me an ask or DM

• Same for image IDs. If I forgot or if it needs to be edited, please let me know in my inbox because I cannot guarantee I'll see all the notes

• Also the same if I source something wrong or forget

• Typos, etc. I'd rather know sooner than not

• Please understand if I can't get to your ask right away. I might be chronically online but I'm still just one person (no, I'm not taking other mods)

• I love seeing people's art, additions, etc. to my posts. But again, I can't go through every single note so if you want me to reblog it, send me a link

[peachpokkopiku]

Source: @incorrectbatfam

Can y’all tell which one i did first and who i like more? 🤭🥱

Here’s a semi higher quality drawing of tim

[all-creatures-incorrecto]

Siegfried: I am the owner of this house. I do what I want!

Tristan: I'm telling Mrs. Hall.

Siegfried: Wait no--

source: @incorrectbatfam

[cinnamonzor]

Karlach: Happy Pride! My heart finally came out of the closet. And by closet I mean my body.

Halsin: Diversity win.