#Tex helluva boss

[cringebun]

Would you be up to drawing the following characters just hanging out as friends, playing cards or something: Loona, Tex and Via?

Game night!! (Man drawing dogs it’s hard) 😩

[sunshine-zenith]

C’mon, baby, speak from the heart

[katealpha]

Art Comm by @teijuan

Vortex (or Tex to friends) had a feeling that being the girlfriend of any of the Seven would come with some baggage. It was obvious with them being each of the most powerful demons in all of Hell. However, she didn’t predict that being with her would lead to her getting knocked up. In moments of intimacy, Bee would drool a honey-like substance. While kissing one time, Tex drank some of this up as it ended up filling her mouth with a sweet flavor. Days later, and Vortex looks like she’s ready to pop, her belly swollen full of hellspawn. Bee was supportive of course, claiming that it had happened even to some who ate too much of her “Bee Juice”. All ended up pregnant and gave birth within a week, all brandishing the mark of Beelzebub on their bellies which glowed warmly whenever a growth-spurt happened. Knowing that her good friend Loona planned to regularly attend Bee’s parties, now would be a good time to warn her. After all, Tex had no idea how long she had left until labor would start…

[passionateseadruid]

Snake Kings Bride 10

Fenrir

It’s been a few weeks since the “incident” as your coining it. Lucifer seems rather unaffected by it. He’s been love bombing you as usual. Making you food every day, buying you new gifts, tight hugs that were practically suffocating you, and he took you out for "dates" every weekend. This weekend he's taking you to the gluttony ring to look at how the hell hounds are treated.

You dressed in a pastel yellow shirt with a duck on it (of course) and flared jeans embroidered with apples on the sides (again, of course). You walked out of the room to find Lucifer waiting for you.

He squealed “You look so cute!” He hugged you and snuggled into your form.

“Stop. Touching. Me.”

He pouted, giving you puppy dog eyes. “I don’t wanna, doll!”

“I am not you doll.” You tried to push him away, but you just ended up stumbling back. “Let’s just get going to the gluttony ring.” You picked yourself up and walked towards the limo.

…

About an hour later you, Lucifer, and Beelzebub (or bee)

were sitting in a lounge overlooking a chaotic Hellhound part Bee was throwing. It was admittedly a bit uncomfortable. Lucifer and Bee were getting drunk on “honey” and you were sitting trying not to look out the window of the overhead lounge because you’d probably see people making out and/or grinding on each other.

“Hey… I’m gonna head out for some fresh air okay?” You told Lucifer.

He hugged you arm nuzzling it for a few seconds before letting you go. “Come back soon okay! I’ll find you wherever you off to!”

You stepped outside the club and checked some text messages.

“Tough night?” Someone asked from behind you. You turned around and saw a tall Hellhound with a broad muscular figure.

“You probably shouldn’t be talking to me.” You warned. His fur was black and he had a scar over his left eye.

“Okay, that’s kinda rude.” 

You roll your eyes. “It’s for your own safety. My “Fiancé” is possessive and probably wouldn’t like me talking to anyone guy.”

“You’re Lucifer’s girl aren’t you? Nice to meat you candy apple.” He smiled.

“Candy apple?” You tilted your head in confusion.

“Your jeans.” He pointed out. “Anyway I’m Vortex. Why are you out here all alone?”

“Lucifer and Bee were getting hammered and I just didn’t want to deal with that. I came out here to get away from all the noise.” You explained, just wanting to be alone right now.

“Sorry about that. Bee can get kinda rowdy at times. So you’re just out here to relax?” He asked not getting the hint.

“Yeah. It’s the only time I’ve gotten to be away from Lucifer in days. It was supposed to be alone time for me.” You said passive aggressively. Before he could respond you got the call you’ve been waiting for for months! “Sorry I have to take this!” Vortex nodded and left you to the phone call. “Hello?” You asked hesitantly.

“Hey is this Luci’s new bitch?!” The guy on the other end of the phone asked. He was loud and brash, and you remember him from your one day out doing whatever you wanted in exchange for going on a date with Lucifer.

“Yes that’s me. Did you find him, Mr. Blitz?” You asked hopeful of the outcome.

“Don’t get your panties in a twist honey, we got the guy.” He said so nonchalantly. 

“Great! Unfortunately I can’t come pick up the information about him right now. I’m… out of town on a work trip and I won’t be back until later tonight.” You explained sheepishly. 

“Yeah yeah, just come pick it up when you get the chance. I will say that it’s quite odd to have you request we track this guy down, but money is money and I’m not complaining.” You heard the squeaking of a chair in the background of the call.

“Thank you for your time Mr. Blitz.” You smiled so grateful for this.

“Thank YOU for your money.” He hung up and you went back inside to find the sins.

You were trying not to trip over limbs or bump into people. The whole place looked more like an orgy than Ozzie’s did. (But then again you weren’t exactly on the floor at Ozzie’s. There were fountains of honey, crazy ring statues, hexagonal shaped furniture, and music blaring from every corner of the place.

You made your way back up to the lounge and had to pretend like everything was normal.

Once you got there you saw a terrifying sight. A very, very drunk Lucifer whining on the couch. Once you entered his head shot up and he smiled at you. He flopped off the couch and ran to you. He leaned against you at a weird angle to press his face against your chest. His drunken rambling made no sense. He pulled you away from the door and pinned you against the wall.

“Your ssssoooo pretty~” He giggled as he slurred his words. “Fuck.” His voice came out in a whisper. “I wanna kiss you so badly!” He whined.

“You need to sober up.” You tried to get away as he held you close.

This seemed to be a running trend in your “relationship with the king of hell huh? He’d do something awful and make you super uncomfortable. Then he would apologize and love-bomb you with presents as an apology, promising to change and be better. But he never has, he never will.

“You’re so perfect! You’ll never go away~” He said sloppily. He giggled at you as you looked dully at him.

Maybe there was no escaping him, but that didn’t mean you couldn’t, wouldn’t, and shouldn’t try. There was nothing that bounded you to him. Renesmee and Nina were lovely to hang out with and be around but Styx and Pluto weren’t exactly the most welcoming of people to be around. It was suffocating.

“We need to get you some water.” You tried to step away again he he just held you in place against the wall and kissed you.

“No! I don’t want any water when I have the sweetest taste I could ever have here in my hands. You’re lips are like ambrosia, Darling. I need to taste them over and over. I need your kisses more than I need to breath!”

You wanted to cry. In any other context this would have been so sweet and romantic. If only he hadn’t taken you and violated you with his wants and desires every chance he got. He would have been such a sweetheart and a hopeless romantic if you two had met under normal circumstances. But instead he is forcing you to be his wife.

“We’re leaving.” You said as you grabbed his arm.

“I don’t wanna go!” He whined and struggled as you dragged him outside and away from the rest of the party.

“You need to sober up before you get a hangover tomorrow and become even more needy and “affectionate”. If you can even call it that.” People cheered as they saw you two leaving. You wondered if they actually thought he was a good king or if they were just kissing up to him. If it was the first option then why? He profited from a system that was built to keep them down. 

You threw him in the back seat of the car and climbed in after him. Eventually the car drove off and you were making your way back to the Pride ring. The car ride was silent as you stared out the window and Lucifer slept with his head on your lap.

Eventually you saw something that shocked and disturbed you.

A small Samoyed hell hound was being held down and muzzled… “Stop the car!” The driver stopped at your command.

You ran out and ran towards the small creature. You gently scooped the pup into your arms and glared at the bigger Hell hounds trying to take this poor creature away.

“WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?” You yelled in rage.

“None of your business! Now step aside!” One of them yelled. You held your ground and refused to let go of the poor little creature.

“It’s okay little one. Nothing is going to harm you while I’m here.”

“While we’re here…” Lucifer came out from the car unexpectedly. “I may have a killer headache but I know when my girls in danger. You come at my wife you fuck with me. And I don’t like getting fucked…” he spoke in a menacing tone as his horns grew out of head, with the new addition of a big black spot on his horns that weren’t originally there. His wings sprouted from his back. “Go to the car doll.”

“No.”

“Doll…”

You grabbed his hand and pulled both him and the puppy to to car. “Call up Bee and tell her we’re adopting this Hellhound. What’s your name little one?” You pulled them both into the limo.

“I don’t have one.” The sweet Samoyed revealed as Lucifer called Beelzebub.

“Are you a boy or a girl?”

“I’m a boy…”

“I’m gonna name you Guinefort after the folk hero! I’ll call you Guinea for short! You’re like a cute little guinea pig!” You smiled and booped his nose.

“What’s a guinea pig?” He tilted his head.

“Not important right now. How do you feel about your name?” He cringed at it. “Not a fan huh? How about… Gelert! No? Shippeitaro? Samara? Raiju?” You thought for a moment longer. “…hm. Fenrir?”

“That one!” He clapped.

You smiled. “That’s a beautiful name.” You kissed him forehead.

Yes, earlier you we’re talking about how you had nothing to tie you down to hell but… what were you supposed to do? Let him die? Or whatever they would’ve done to him? No… one step at a time you were going to start to change hell while you could. Even if you wouldn’t stick around to see the improvement it would make for its citizens.

“I promise Fenrir, as long as I’m with you nothing bad will ever happen to you again.

[batsamurai]

All 2 U

A heartbroken prince

Shares his anguish born out of

Love for a cruel imp.

[allastoredeer]

What do you think of Bee-lzebub × Loona (× Vortex?) as a ship?

I think they're so cute! Especially if its Bee/Loona/Tex. I would not be disappointed if that became a thing in canon, but if it was just a platonic Bee/Loona/Tex, I would be happy with that too.

I just want Loona to have a nice big support group. I remember reading some Helluva Boss fun facts and one of them is that Hellhounds have a very tight knit community, and that Loona's anti-socialness is actually very outside of the norm. I figure it probably has something to do with her backstory/upbringing, but I just want her to have people around her that she loves and trusts (outside of I.M.P, of course).

I also love the ship because then we have Blitz who's dating a Goetia (Stola), Blitz's friend, Fizz, who's dating a sin (Ozzie), and then Blitz's daughter dating another sin (Bee), and then his co-workers Millie and Moxie who in and of themselves are as much of a power couple as any of the others. Like??? It just runs in the family, I guess.

[paradoxpig]

Shout out to Tex who was just having a grand ol' time singing back up for Stolas's break up song.

[roaringflamesyt]

Thoughts on the poly ship between Loona x BeeX Tex

PEAK!

I think the ship name "Honey Bunch" is really cute. (i THINK that's the ship name)

I think it can work really well and have a good dynamic that could be sweet. Bee and Tex could help with Loona's anxiety and maybe touch-starved (idk I do think she is touch-starved.) LIKE Beelzebub would be super affectionate and sweet to Loona. Tex would be super patient and encourage.

Plus I really think Tex and Loona had a really good dynamic already with how Tex didn't mind how awkward Loona was the first time they met.

I DO hope all 3 of them interact later. It'd suck if they just stopped after Bee's episode.

I can't really decide which to ship between Honeymoon (Bee x Loona), Honeybunch (Loona x Bee x Tex), or Loona x Gigi

but all 3 are peak tbh

also when I say Gigi, I mean her. The subtitles said that was her name.

[mintaikkcorpse]

I love how secure both Tex and Bee feel in the relationship, even from the things we've seen.

Tex brought a cute hellhound girl to a party that clearly had a crush on him, but Bee's first thoughts were, "Oh my god, she's so cute! I hope she has fun!"

And the entire scene of her lust rambling about how hot Satan was, Tex never looked jealous or threatened; he just looked awkward (like im pretty sure anyone would)

And the fact that Bee is literally a Queen of Hell, one of the most powerful beings, but she looked at a member of the lowest rank and said, "Him. I want him." I find that adorable

Carries the trend with Fizzmodeus and Stolas lol, accept with all the angst being gone because they're both mentally well and don't care what others think (also apparently it's not that big of a deal because no ones going to fuck with the opinions of a leader of Hell. Big deal for Ozzie and Fizz more for the fact that Ozzie was a hypocrite and probably to protect Fizz from being seen as a sugar baby. Stolitz is just a whole mess of issues that I can't even explain in this post, so just look at the thousands of posts that explain it a lot better than me).

I also like the dynamic they have. I absolutely love Chaotic and loud x calm and chill. I don't know what they're ship name is, but if you do, please tell me

[pockylyz]

Artist Collab!!! I had a blast drawing this🥰

Verosika and Background by yours truly

Tex by @/ZERROs_Art on Twitter

Outfit inspired by @/theprettymess at Coachella🥰

[hellaverseapocalypse]

And The Whirlwind is in the Tree

Striker's Story - A Helluva AU

Pairing: Striker and OC Amelda(adoptive father/daughter relationship) Warnings: angst, whump, hurt-comfort, injury, blood, harsh language, death, gore, killing in self-defense, graphic depictions of violence. Summary: As the war progresses, it mangles the societal infrastructure of Hell, allowing sinners to venture to rings beyond Pride while simultaneously bringing the fight with them. In this, Striker instills the help of a couple new members of their group when he makes note they are in dire need of assistance in numbers.

Notes from the authors: Hello Fellow Readers, due to unforeseen circumstances, the next chapters will be delayed. Candy and I have decided to post in October, which is in time for the next Helluva Boss episode. Thank you for your cooperation.

 Read on ao3 - 700 words

The third year of the angel invasion, Striker developed a routine.

He was mostly on lookout duty, he honestly preferred the quiet solitude. Fewer angels were invading, they must be keeping them at bay in pride.

They already had a system where they go and hide whenever they see more than 4 angels in the sky.

Then other news came in.

Lust was getting a lot of new tenants.

The angels constantly attacking messed with the natural magic around Hell, making a lot of the defensive restrictions weaker.

So now, sinners could go to the other rings.

A lot of them migrated to Lust or Gluttony, seeing it was one of the few rings that were still intact. One of the most famous sinners was Angel Dust, the porn star. He and Fizz seemed to be friendly. He also saw two of his old bounty hunting buddies, Colt and Murphy.

Both were sinners that worked exclusively in pride. Colt was an armadillo sinner whose shell was hard as a rock and Murphy was a bear sinner whose monstrous strength has saved his hide and theirs more times than he can count.

They greeted him with hearty pats on the back, asking what the Hell happened to his eye and who the little owlet was that’s currently clinging around his leg.

Speaking of Amelda, she finally started talking. But she only spoke to him, Millie and Oliver.

She was quiet, he strained to hear her at first, but now she is a chatterbox, talking constantly and asking a lot of questions. She still follows him everywhere like a puppy, so he just bit the bullet and lets her, making sure she stays safe.

There was a lot to learn to take care of a Goetia hybrid.

Like the owl things.

He nearly had a heart attack when she hacked up a pellet.

He grabbed her and ran over to Stolas (something happened that resulted in Stella's death and Via had to stay with them), the only owl demon he knew.

He yelled out what was wrong with her, that she was hacking up her own bones or something. The Goetia prince blinked at him and then started to laugh, saying she only regurgitated what she couldn't digest.

He then saw Amelda grabbing a rat and ate it whole.

He has not lived down that incident; everyone thought it was cute how he got all flustered over her.

He nearly grinds his teeth to dust when he had to ask Stolas for advice on how to properly take care of Amelda, preening her feathers and what not.

He didn't think the prince would help, especially after their last encounter, but Stolas saw how Amelda clung to Striker and after some convincing from Blitz, he taught him to properly take care of her.

Those lessons needed to go to the backseat because they had other problems.

He heard that the overlord Vees were in Gluttony, taking supplies and making a lot of Hellhounds migrate to Lust.

A Hellhound named Tex was the one keeping Gluttony in check, but when the Vees and the Imp Mafia started invading, along with the angels; they were losing ground. He begged Blitz and Fizz for assistance, saying if they helped him get some of the hounds, they would share what supplies they had with them.

Striker honestly wouldn't have done anything, but Blitz was friends with Tex and Beelzebub herself (how the hell was he friends with her?!) and led a raid to get them out.

The raid was brutal.

Funny enough, they don't meet the Vees or the Dons, just loads of loan sharks and followers.

They managed to get away on a train with whatever supplies they could carry and rode out. It was almost down by the letter because Vox was hacking into everything. Luckily, a smart hellhound named Juno hacked right back at him, putting up firewall after firewall to deter Vox, finally letting them get away on the train.

Gluttony was in shambles and it was only a matter of time before they came to Lust.

Striker sat on his perch, his tail rattling as it rained in Lust again, Amelda sleeping by his side. He could feel it in the air. 

A big storm was heading their way.

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[vampire-kiing]

If I were to do Helluva boss ship Headcanons what ship?

Note: I would consider doing other helluvaboss ships if anyone asks for them! These were the ones I could think of!

Their are ships I won't do and if get asked to do them I will turn down the request.

[bee-the-best-you-can-bee]

Vortex holding a microphone moodboard!!!

Source:

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[w2hazbin]

Meeting your crush's romantic partner suuuuuuucks

Sure, Loona already knew that Tex was dating someone.

But actually meeting Tex's girlfriend? Ooof!

It's not even that Tex is with someone else, Loona had already made peace with that and went to a party that her friend invited her to. But meeting the embodiment of the party-animal, someone shining, colorful as well as basically everything Loona is not? That just makes her feel terrible because it feels like finding out Tex is not single all over again but worse. It makes Loona feel rejected to have it thrown in her face how microscopic a chance she apparently had to be Tex's type. And Bee is even nice to her, making it harder for Loona to resent her with a good conscience, adding to the pile of emotional pain.

[alexdespell]

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)

The cardinal water sign, influenced by the shimmering maternal moon, is one of the greatest dreamers and do-ers of the zodiac. They're homebodies who prioritize their connections with loved ones and achieving a lasting sense of security.

#helluva zodiac

[okamiwolf]