#What a username

[demonic-radio]

ok so HYPOTHETICALLY if some bastard went back in time and stopped your serial killer ark, what job do you think you would have had? also do you die your hair red and black or does it just grow in a checkered pattern

"While I can't say it would be entirely possible for someone to simply stop me from becoming a serial killer, I will say that it's still likely I would have become a radio host."

"And it simply grows like this."

[comically4th]

I was just about to block another bot but then i saw the @ and my fucking god LOL

[kensatou]

deepthroating a gun without breaking eye contact...... he put his entire gongyussy into that | SQUID GAME 2

+ the video because the sound he makes when he puts the gun in his mouth? [redacted]

update: he improvised that. the man really said i'll go full slut.

[zorangezest]

rafael the 12 year old of all time. he should’ve been on hypixel bedwars

soundwave was not in fact hacking

[prlssprfctn]

Kinda need the whole family being tired as fuck from Tim's love stories and drama, so they send him away every time he finds a new crush.

Tim, struggling on how to confess to Kon: Hey, Dick, can you give me a dating advice? Dick: Oh, sure Dick, beaming cluelessly: Are you back with Steph? Tim: Oh no, I- Dick: Oh, right, sorry! Bart, right? Tim, embarrassed: No, I was- Dick: Omg, sorry, it was, uh, Bern? Tim: You know what... Forget it. Tim: *leaves* Dick, sighing in relief: Works every time. I hate giving dating advices.

Tim: Steph, can I have a dating advice? Steph, unimpressed: Are you cheating on someone again? Tim: ...Whatever.

Tim: Bruce- Bruce, hopeful: Yeah? Need help with something? Tim, thinking twice: ...Uh, actually no. Bruce: :(

Tim, stopping in front of Damian's door, unsure: ... Damian, right through the closed door: Drake. Spare us both. Tim: *groan*

Tim: So, I have this situation... Duke: Wait, I'll put the voice message recording, I need to send this to Cass, while she is on the mission Tim: Oh my god, MY LIFE IS NOT EVEN THAT MESSY! FORGET IT.

Tim, seething through his teeth on Jason's doorstep: You are my last hope. I am not even kidding. Jason: Woah. What happened to Alfie? Tim, with his eye twitching: He started to reminisce about his romance with Lizzie. Like, Queen Elizabeth. Lizzie. I can't listen to this any more. I need fucking advice. How to confess to Kon. Jason, who constantly writes fanfiction, but since his love life is non-existent at this point, uses his family's messy dating histories as an inspiration and references: ...Okay. Tim, gagged: Seriously? Jason: Yeah. Just work with me. What we are working with? Bridgerton ass romance? Miss Austen type of flair? Bronte's kind of insanity? Tim, sniffling: tHanK yOu

[rizsnt]

see you at basrar's! ✶✶✶

bonus: yearbook page!

[fungusamongus93828]

[bixels]

in case you wanna know how bad things are on twitter rn.

[saltymarshmall0w]

Danny goes all the way to Gotham, finds the Batcave, stalks the bats long enough to figure out the passcode to the Batcomputer.

Just to do the "If there's a screen A03 will be seen." trend on Tiktok, not expecting it to blow up as big as it did.

How was he supposed to expect anything else? He was chronically unpopular for a hero, most of his tiktoks only got a solid 100 likes, entirely from the teenagers in Amity who were fans of him (something about him looking photoshopped or like AI?)

While Phantom and therefore Amity Park is under a microscope, a smart thing to do would be to lay low or cooperate with the heroes to show he's not a threat.

Instead, he posts a follow-up tiktok from The Watchtower

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Dick wants to be a better brother for Tim than he was for Jason, so he turns to an online forum to get tips on how to bond with younger siblings ((and maybe try to cope with the trauma of losing Jason in a way that isn’t running headlong into danger)).

Unbeknownst to him, his chat buddy is a bored Jason sitting ducks on the other side of the world, waiting for Talia to find him a new trainer.

Neither of them expect how much this ends up changing things.

[goatisbetheres]

even a sports betting platform can’t help but get romantic about them

[where-does-the-heart-lie]

Oh this is so siickkkk i love this brutalist-esque look

It looks like you painted this on a rusted steel beam it looks so coooollll

I appreciate you taking inspiration from my other posts thats super fun! I also appreciate the goggs, nothin wrong with forgoing the hat to show off the goggs. It fits with the beard you added too since that was from the older version of him i did where he doesnt have his hat.

Very nice! Thanks sm for the submission :D

For @where-does-the-heart-lie 's DTIYS ! Hoping tumblr doesn't down the quality too much, in any case feel free to zoom in there's so much; stuff and textures and shit

First time joining a dtiys teehee

(version without the background and additional thoughts under the cut)

For his face, I got inspired by the Sabo with the triangle shape langage from this post, and the facial hair from here

It does end up making him look older, but I thought he looked too unhinged to pass

Also I didn't draw the top hat bc I desperately wanted to draw the goggles

HOPE YOU LIKE IT I HAD FUNBYE

[choccy-milky]

GUYS IM CRYING @/Cestrigolol ON TWITTER BOUND PART OF MY FIC AND IT LOOKS SO AMAZING??? this is actually making me so emotional rn like😭😭look at it….the stuff i wrote looks like a book…and the extra little design elements like the silhouette of hogwarts, the unique font for the beginning of each chapter, my art on the front AND the back…ITS SO BEAUTIFUL GAHHH😭 ILL NEVER GET OVER THIS🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️💖💖💖💖 THESE ARE JUST PICS SHE SENT ME BTW I DONT OWN THIS BUT I WANT TO!!!

[freddiesflowercrown]

im kinda back in my Queen era i fear so here's freddie mercury with his flower crown

[ultipoter]

Volo's youtube channel is mostly about history and myths, with a few videos about Togepi. 99% of the subscribers are there for Togepi