#YES hes hot
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damnbluewires · 7 months ago
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watching the yesterday's stream and,
Alex Hirsch: Are you aware, that Ford's legacy among the fan community, is kind of being like, just the... most hot man in the universe? Are you... Do you know about this? That the people are thirsting after Ford? Kristen Schaal: Cos of his extra finger?
... they are onto us!
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smoked-salmon-official · 4 months ago
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We all talk about the quintesson tentacle scene w sentinel prime but when are we gonna talk about starscream on his knees in cuffs
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star-croww · 9 months ago
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Can i stop having a crush on a friggin cookie
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1000fingers · 2 months ago
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toby fox is literally slaving away in the tumblr sexyman mines and none of you are thanking him for it. hes pumping them out like the imaginary boyfriend machine from inside out stop being ungrateful
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madootles · 2 months ago
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chill out season 2 jon... it's all in your head...
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gunstellations · 21 days ago
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Panopticon
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egophiliac · 7 months ago
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Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?
anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)
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madnessatdawn · 14 days ago
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Not to be a raging Digimon fan for a second But there is something so funny about the fact that in the newest game, they're like Oh, you can have Digimon as mounts now. People who aren't familiar with Digimon beyond the gun jokes are like, 'Oh, you can ride on the quadrupeds and the monstrous bipeds, like a wolf or a battle cat or something. Not realising that Digimon's variety allows them to go beyond.
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Why stop that Japanese-inspired fox thing?
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When you can be inside a mess-up robot! (There is a chance there is flesh in there beyond your own)
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Or ride on a demon's bike like your parents warned you about.
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Or finally be the flexible and fierce royal you were meant to be, riding on a dilf in a wholesome!
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watchandread02 · 3 months ago
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Trying to go to sleep, but then thinking about a recently human Cas, seeing Dean lightly injured and reaching out to heal him on instinct. But nothing happens. And Dean looked up, when he felt Cas' touch, so Cas ends up cupping Dean's cheek. So now they're locked in a staring match, with Cas still gently holding Dean's face.
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evyltalks · 5 months ago
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my big boy andrew
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deikshen · 2 months ago
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Shen Qingqiu accidentally got caught in one of the plagiaristic wife plots from Airplane, becoming cursed like Medusa. Literally. Anyone he sees turns into a stone statue and has many snakes instead of hair. Airplane said it was an interesting way to explore papapa blindfolded and Shen Qingqiu hated him more for it.
However, the only one who now knows his situation is Mu Qingfang; in the eyes of the rest of the Sect, Shen Qingqiu was blinded as a result of some curse. He hides the snakes with talismans drawn on his skin that make people unable to perceive them, they just see him all the time with his long hair loose and untidy.
Snakes are a piece of shit. They hiss and talk all the time and only Shen Qingqiu can fucking understand them. They gossip about how sexy Liu Qingge is, talk shitty about Airplane, and make weird and unfortunate comments all the time. Shen Qingqiu can hardly concentrate many times.
Snakes are also... nice. In a way. They nibble at his cheeks and force him to eat something. They tell him secrets they hear. They smell the air and tell him when it's going to rain or if a disciple has been misbehaving. With Luo Binghe in the Abyss, they are certainly pleasant company.
Then Jinlan arrives, and Shen Qingqiu may be blind to the jianghu, but that doesn't mean he won't show up. It will help even with a blindfold – in fact, he can see through it, albeit in black and white and mostly in very poor quality. It's as if he's using his qi to see thanks to the talismans he's developed with Mu Qingfang! Which also means that when Without-a-Cure attacks him, he's completely blind behind the blindfold, but oh well. Occupational hazards.
And then, Luo Binghe is there.
And their snakes go fucking crazy, excited, not one of them is scared, damn it! They've all heard of Binghe – seriously, Shen Qingqiu may have told them about Binghe, but SERIOUSLY! Don't put it like that! It's just his disciple who came back to kill him. And the Protagonist. YOU, ENOUGH SAYING HE'S SEXY.
Shen Qingqiu survives the first encounter without being dismembered, with the whole bunch of snakes murmuring and squealing excited hisses that only Shen Qingqiu can hear and understand. Fine. He just needs to protect himself with Liu-shidi and...
And of course Luo Binghe steps forward, cornering him in his own room. Of course he had to be faster and...
God, seriously, stop saying he's hot!
Shen Qingqiu is grateful that no one but him can hear any of those chaotic snakes. Except that–
Why the HELL can Luo Binghe also hear and understand them!? Seriously, Airplane!? That wasn't in the novel!! Luo Binghe, don't castrate your scum Shizun for being lustful too, all that stuff about you being sexy and hot isn't just thoughts you're accidentally hearing! It's the snakes in the hair of this master!!
... Why doesn't Luo Binghe seem disgusted by all those snake murmurs, though? There's no way he's okay with Shen Qingqiu thinking that way about him – AND IT'S NOT THAT SHEN QINGQIU THINKS THAT WAY ABOUT HIM!
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bonncy · 7 months ago
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"Well, my past is a holy book, a call from Olympus, ringing off the hook."
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madootles · 7 months ago
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the two seater couch from mag 175 has seen better days
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isaacsdevil4108 · 27 days ago
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The Starling Girl (2023) dir. Laurel Parmet
starring Lewis Pullman as Owen Taylor
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cabinette · 8 months ago
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AU martin i've been cooking on the tma rp twitter....
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whimsyvixen · 2 months ago
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⚠️ SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD: ADULT THEMES, WARLORD PREDATOR X HUMAN ⚠️
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@chocoyautja I could kiss you for giving me this idea
Y'all know exactly what his "meal" is when she's spread out like that
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