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watching the yesterday's stream and,
Alex Hirsch: Are you aware, that Ford's legacy among the fan community, is kind of being like, just the... most hot man in the universe? Are you... Do you know about this? That the people are thirsting after Ford? Kristen Schaal: Cos of his extra finger?
... they are onto us!
#alex hirsch#stanford pines#gravity falls#ford pines#grunkle ford#charity draw-a-thon#kristen schaal#im scared#its like being walked in by your parents while you make barbies kiss#like dont look at meee#YES hes hot#is that what you wanted to hear?
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We all talk about the quintesson tentacle scene w sentinel prime but when are we gonna talk about starscream on his knees in cuffs
#kaz talks#transformers#maccadam#starscream#tf one#tf one starscream#yes hes hot#he’s so hot#idc what he did
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Can i stop having a crush on a friggin cookie
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toby fox is literally slaving away in the tumblr sexyman mines and none of you are thanking him for it. hes pumping them out like the imaginary boyfriend machine from inside out stop being ungrateful
#deltarune#undertale#sans undertale#honestly sans counts as like seven hundred different sexymen if we time travel back to 2018#mettaton#tenna deltarune#rouxls kaard#queen deltarune#yes im counting her shes a tumblr sexyman in my heart#jevil deltarune#i think jevil is one#spamton#feel free to add on any other ones this isnt a comprehensive list#i havent played chapters 3 and 4#oh yeah im counting grillby too#cause hes hot#heh#heheh
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chill out season 2 jon... it's all in your head...
#ah yes season 2 famously very relaxing season#jonathan sims#the magnus archives#tma#fan art#really enjoyed making this one#the archivist#idk the colors aren't my fave but I'm ok with them#hopefully they r enjoyed#magpod#yeah maybe he’s too hot here. I’m not that sorry about it tbh#oh noooo jon’s too hot. oh nooo#I’m just doing it for the gays and bisexuals. you’re welcome man lovers#fuck I forgot his glasses. SORRY I feel like that’s important to his look but the drawing technology is powered down.#I’ve banned myself from anymore drawing until I sleep. it is 5 am and the birds are chirping#that’s all
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Panopticon
#🧍#there was something so...gloriously twisted in the voice direction in this scene#elias(can i call him elias?) is such a fun character. hes a nasty fucked up little rat of a man but also wields his power with such grace#so far. at least. disregarding the metal pipe incident.#i needed to get at least a doodle on how. how breathless i felt listening to this encounter#jons lack of his usual petulance and argument + simple awe and fear during the conversation..just going along with yes's..god.#i know his patron is the beholding but the way elias acts as its open arms is so.#yes i listened to the finale as well and#the way jon has been well and truly manipulated made and molded by his hands. truly evil. i fucking LOVE it.#and adding insult to injury taken over and lose physical and mental autonomy having the words ripped out of his lips describing it ALL#god.#its kind of hot. actually. a lot.#ok maybe i need to shut up.#tma spoilers#tma s4 spoilers#tma s4#the magnus archives#tma#my art#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#jonah magnus#ughhhhhh. ugghffhhfhh. elias..elias....fuck youu for being exactly what i need to throw at jon to make him suffer#except i dont even need to do anything its all in canon uGH PASSED AROUND AND MARKED BY ALL THE ENTITIES IM GONAN FCKUDGNFSA#jonelias#i cant deny it anymore after having stopped listening to the podcast after ep 92 to read filth just to calm down#and then this shit#mag 158
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Malleus' bday is coming up, thoughts on what his sleepwear might be?
anticipating that reveal any time now, so gotta get my predictions in real quick (aka extremely fast drawings) (I'm sorry)
#art#twisted wonderland#kutsurogi my room#i have never drawn a good malleus in my life and i'm not about to start now#i do want him to have his tail out though#for no reason except to make me happy :)#man. i gave up on pulling for lilia to save for you mal#you better make this worth it#just kidding the idea of malleus in sleepwear is so inherently hilarious it could by anything and it would be worth it#what if it's just malleus in his regular school uniform#he doesn't sleep. he has no sense of time. he shows up to the library at 2am and is like 'am i late for the housewarden meeting'#yuu gets up in the middle of the night for a snack and malleus is just there. sitting in the rafters.#'the cracks in your ceiling plaster are particularly nice tonight human child'#'yeah okay cool tsunotarou. you want a hot chocolate or something'#'...yes please'
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Not to be a raging Digimon fan for a second But there is something so funny about the fact that in the newest game, they're like Oh, you can have Digimon as mounts now. People who aren't familiar with Digimon beyond the gun jokes are like, 'Oh, you can ride on the quadrupeds and the monstrous bipeds, like a wolf or a battle cat or something. Not realising that Digimon's variety allows them to go beyond.

Why stop that Japanese-inspired fox thing?

When you can be inside a mess-up robot! (There is a chance there is flesh in there beyond your own)

Or ride on a demon's bike like your parents warned you about.

Or finally be the flexible and fierce royal you were meant to be, riding on a dilf in a wholesome!
#digimon#monster designs#Fun fact due to the whole base of digimon being creatrure made of data#the designs can be as wild as you want#there are a lot of hot creature guns creatures and mechas tho#Bless the devs for looking at Gankoomon and deciding yes he too will be a mount
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Trying to go to sleep, but then thinking about a recently human Cas, seeing Dean lightly injured and reaching out to heal him on instinct. But nothing happens. And Dean looked up, when he felt Cas' touch, so Cas ends up cupping Dean's cheek. So now they're locked in a staring match, with Cas still gently holding Dean's face.
#destiel#also cue cas' internal panic#why does he look so hot with blood covering his face?#do they also move on like nothing happened? yes#sam's just in the background 🧍♂️
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my big boy andrew
#look at those eyes#look at those arms#yes that’s Neil’s bandanna#i love him so much it should be illegal#aftg andrew#andreil#andrew minyard#aftg art#aftg fandom#aftg fanart#aftg#aftg tgr#fanart#art#i love him so much#he is so hot
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Shen Qingqiu accidentally got caught in one of the plagiaristic wife plots from Airplane, becoming cursed like Medusa. Literally. Anyone he sees turns into a stone statue and has many snakes instead of hair. Airplane said it was an interesting way to explore papapa blindfolded and Shen Qingqiu hated him more for it.
However, the only one who now knows his situation is Mu Qingfang; in the eyes of the rest of the Sect, Shen Qingqiu was blinded as a result of some curse. He hides the snakes with talismans drawn on his skin that make people unable to perceive them, they just see him all the time with his long hair loose and untidy.
Snakes are a piece of shit. They hiss and talk all the time and only Shen Qingqiu can fucking understand them. They gossip about how sexy Liu Qingge is, talk shitty about Airplane, and make weird and unfortunate comments all the time. Shen Qingqiu can hardly concentrate many times.
Snakes are also... nice. In a way. They nibble at his cheeks and force him to eat something. They tell him secrets they hear. They smell the air and tell him when it's going to rain or if a disciple has been misbehaving. With Luo Binghe in the Abyss, they are certainly pleasant company.
Then Jinlan arrives, and Shen Qingqiu may be blind to the jianghu, but that doesn't mean he won't show up. It will help even with a blindfold – in fact, he can see through it, albeit in black and white and mostly in very poor quality. It's as if he's using his qi to see thanks to the talismans he's developed with Mu Qingfang! Which also means that when Without-a-Cure attacks him, he's completely blind behind the blindfold, but oh well. Occupational hazards.
And then, Luo Binghe is there.
And their snakes go fucking crazy, excited, not one of them is scared, damn it! They've all heard of Binghe – seriously, Shen Qingqiu may have told them about Binghe, but SERIOUSLY! Don't put it like that! It's just his disciple who came back to kill him. And the Protagonist. YOU, ENOUGH SAYING HE'S SEXY.
Shen Qingqiu survives the first encounter without being dismembered, with the whole bunch of snakes murmuring and squealing excited hisses that only Shen Qingqiu can hear and understand. Fine. He just needs to protect himself with Liu-shidi and...
And of course Luo Binghe steps forward, cornering him in his own room. Of course he had to be faster and...
God, seriously, stop saying he's hot!
Shen Qingqiu is grateful that no one but him can hear any of those chaotic snakes. Except that–
Why the HELL can Luo Binghe also hear and understand them!? Seriously, Airplane!? That wasn't in the novel!! Luo Binghe, don't castrate your scum Shizun for being lustful too, all that stuff about you being sexy and hot isn't just thoughts you're accidentally hearing! It's the snakes in the hair of this master!!
... Why doesn't Luo Binghe seem disgusted by all those snake murmurs, though? There's no way he's okay with Shen Qingqiu thinking that way about him – AND IT'S NOT THAT SHEN QINGQIU THINKS THAT WAY ABOUT HIM!
#svsss#svsss ideas#mxtx svsss#svsss au#bingqiu#luo binghe#shen qingqiu#airplane wifeplots#are snakes thoughts of sqq? yes#next question#sqq medusa au#i'll do something with this someday#i don't know if soon#meanwhile#lbh is being very normal with listening to his shizun's “thoughts”#he doesn't understand how he got it but#he won't waste it as long as shizun still thinks he's hot
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"Well, my past is a holy book, a call from Olympus, ringing off the hook."
#sleep token#fanart#vessel#sleep token fanart#sleep token vessel#vessel sleep token#aqua regia#vessel the only god i pray to#tmbte#take me back to eden#yes he would be a really good statue#wanna sit on a bench in a random and lonely park with my hot coffee next to him
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the two seater couch from mag 175 has seen better days
#the magnus archives#this exchange really got me. ‘yes it is!’#jonathan sims#martin blackwood#he's hot what can I say. it had to be done#I mean just look at him#fan art#the archivist#tma season 5#jonmartin#jmart#tma#art#this was fun#different style than my usual. I really like how it turned out#anyway!#I started malevolent... VERY ambitious plot innit#I'm enjoying it so far tho. very drama action. A little 'we share one braincell' which I enjoy#back to drawing gerry now thank u
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The Starling Girl (2023) dir. Laurel Parmet
starring Lewis Pullman as Owen Taylor
#ITS TIME FOR DINNER BESTIES AND LOOK WHOSE ON THE MENU! 😏#now was his character morally gray??? Yes he was!#BUT WAS HE HOT AS HELL???? YESS YES HE WAS#lewis pullman#lewis james pullman#owen taylor#the starling girl#gifset#gifs#gif#edit#edits#mine#also sorry about the awful coloring on the 5th GIF the darkness of the scene was impossible to fix! ;_;#film#movie
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AU martin i've been cooking on the tma rp twitter....
#art cabinet#martin blackwood#the magnus archives#tma#he's pushing 50 here lol. he's 49 !#touched by both the lonely and the vast#so he's kind of like shared properly hopping between sailing on fairchild boats and lukas boats#hes mostly w/ the lukases though heheeh#but he hasnt been fully claimed as an avatar of either yet because of. heh. well. i cant say that here because my friend follows this blog#GATEKEEPING LORE IS MY PASSION#he has a special notebook that he always seems to lose but it always finds its way back to him#its like an extension of him#both a diary and a journal yk#also hes rlly hot did i say that hes super hot like hes steaming hot hes smoking hes so so h#also if youre wondering. haha. ha. yes i'm making a matching tim for himJKHAHALSKA BUT DONT TELL ANYONE!
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⚠️ SUGGESTIVE CONTENT AHEAD: ADULT THEMES, WARLORD PREDATOR X HUMAN ⚠️

@chocoyautja I could kiss you for giving me this idea
Y'all know exactly what his "meal" is when she's spread out like that
#yes he's naked#he's ready for hot steamy sex with a human#I got questions though#would his mandibles spread her open while he...you know...shoves his tongue in there?#i'm horrible#yautja x human#predator x human#predator smut#yautja smut#yautja imagine#warlord predator#monster fucker#size difference#alien x human#alien fucker#smut art
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