#Yeah there are problems

[nyancreeperpony]

I already talked about how much I love the new Hazbin Hotel show in my threads account which I will link in a seperate post maybe, but I will say before I post some Alastor fanart before college starts on the 23rd....but I will say this...

THE FACT THAT CRITICS AND AUDIENCES EVEN OUTSIDE THE FANDOM ARE LOVING IT IS SO VINDICATING YOU HAVE NO IDEA!

Like everyone was saying "oh Hazbin is gonna turn out bad Hazbin's gonna turn out bad" for so long, calling it cringe and shit, and seeing some of those former detractors turned fans, as well as Professional Media Critics praise this show makes me feel so goddamn good!

Like I told you! I told you it was gonna be hype! I told you it was gonna be a banger!

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[iant0jones]

"I feel very proud to be a black Creole vampire, in the show. I mean, I hope that all it does is opens the gates for more. Let's tell more stories. Let's be monsters! And enjoy it! Yeah, let's be problematic. Give us the space to be a problem." - Jacob Anderson

[prlssprfctn]

To this day, I think the crack-au with Jason joining Bruce Wayne alike competition for fun and accidentally winning, and this becoming a reason why the whole Batfamily finds out that Jason is alive in the first place, is the funniest version of a fix-it scenario.

[blue-saaaaargent]

society if silco had gotten vander’s letter and they hadn’t divorced, apparently

[rawme-price]

Ghost who gets so much shit from his team bc he got caught eating some moldy bread once.

It wasnt like he ate the actual mold or anything, just ate around it. But according to price "thats the same shit, simon."

He knows its odd, so he puts up with all the comments. Deals with this just being another fact turned rumor about him around the base. There's not much else to do.

Its not like he could tell them the truth.

Because how would simon even do that? How would he explain the twist of anxiety whenever someone tosses scraps in the trash? Some ugly half-starved beast lives behind his ribcage, and thumps wildly against the bars whenever food is tossed out or plates aren't licked clean.

Its the same beast that grew inside him and Tommy. In a house with hardly any food, helping his mom count out the food budget in a handful of coins, scouring every newspaper and corner for extra coupons or pennies people tossed. Simon remembers watching his mom prepare meals, learned to help too when he was old enough to know not to touch the stove.

Milk was never just milk, it was always diluted with some water. You could stretch a gallon to three if you did it right. Scrambled Eggs took up more space when whisked with water. Simple ingredients were cherished. Nothing was ever thrown out, even scraps had their place in stew.

That beast inside simons chest watched it all, drank it in. The hunger pains at night, the food snuck from his plate onto Tommy's when his brother wasnt looking. It watched, and it grew.

Now, even years later, Ghost cant tame that beast. He shoulders the teasing, hides the shamed flush of his face behind his mask. Slowly, he recedes into his skin. Hiding during lunches and dinners, taking all his meals in his room. At least there no one comments when he licks his plate clean.

He wonders if gaz or soap miss him at lunch. If price asks where he is at dinner. But no one says anything when they see ghost throughout the day, so he doesnt think about it.

[chromieclipse]

SEE now you got me wondering what Kris and Susie first kiss would be like 👀👀

You weren't the only one, Anon. Luckily, this popped into my head. I had a bit more dialogue in the concept I made originally but... I think this is good for getting the idea across.

I am not immune to the angst demons.

[asymmetryestablished]

say what you will about leigh bardugo's worldbuilding choices but "guy who's hiding his superpowers is so constantly understimulated he developed a gambling addiction to cope" is fucking brilliant actually

[bl00dalchemist]

They would TOTALLY say this.

[technically-human]

No one was ready

A continuation to this

[thelostpretzel]

so i ended up my relationtips with hoyo games and almost immidiately had fallen into another chinese gacha god frkn damn it

maybe i am the problem

[ianthewife]

tabitha scarlet is literally an insane character girlie’s dna is made of mommy issues and old money she is anti-union her diet consists of three (3!) things and those are mac n cheese, pb&j and ice cream and that’s it she is snappy and sour and objectively unpleasant and so fucking tired and lonely her hair is the color of pale greasy butter she once called child labor good old times she didnt survive a homoerotic teenage friendship she is a failwoman and a boss of a literal (but also failing) coal mine who lives in a wet cardboard box (a run-down mansion that is 70% leaks (and probably black mold) and is this close to quite literally falling off a cliff) oh and yeah she is also just straight up fucking haunted—

[rystiel]

i keep seeing people say the doctor shouldn’t have feelings for rogue because he’s married to river…? river song… who has also married multiple people… one of the most polyamorous characters in the show…?

[arkangelo-7]

It must be so fucking weird for Bruce and Oliver to be on the Justice League. Like here they are with a bunch of metahumans, aliens, wizards and gods and shit, and they’re literally just Two Dudes. I bet they side-eye the fuck out of each other during League meetings bc like what the actual fuck? how can this be my problem? I’m going to the chiropractor after this?

[egophiliac]

this started as a reply to someone (a million years ago) (I am so sorry) and then very quickly got out of control, as these things do. so...uhhh....here's everyone else at Playful Land!

sorry

[starscream-is-my-wife]

Ngl the more I like Jetfire the more I feel this part of the wiki whenever someone brings up Starscream for no reason