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girl who makes fun of when ppl shove two characters into a relationship solely bc theyre both conventionally attractive and they just want their fave little guys to fuck regardless of the nonexistent or Negative synergy between them when she starts looking at two of her own faves and thinking abt them holding hands: 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰
#IM BECOMIGN A HYPOCRITE.... A FOOL....... a buffoon if u will#i get it now. tbh.#like lalalalala look at my little guys holding hands skipping thru the fields of flowers ^_^#i will however not stop making fun of other ships that do this exact same thing#alyalyoxenfree#actually to be clear#im thinking abt. rgbros & fawking ch.lde like Both Of Those Ships. i make fun of a lot but in a silly way yknow#i cannot think of any other ship where i make fun of them even lightheartedly#and those i DO make fun of lightheartedly i still think the most importsnr thing is that u r having fun#like i will Die before Genuinely looking down on or mocking ppl over what characters they ship#this is in fact a joke post
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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?
Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.
#to be very clear. this is a joke. please do not take this as actually guidelines to how a fanart should look#I just like making useless flowcharts :D#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#my posts#toast talks
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drawing of a nightmare situation i may or may not currently be in
#youd think someone who has trouble reading tone would be thankful to have a friend who keeps things super clear#but it turns out if ur determined to read everything as negative/insulting it actually doesn't fucking matter#if u already believe everyone hates you then ur experiences will confirm that#scooter.txt
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[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]
#i *tried* making an ID just bc I thinks it’s worthwhile when one of my posts takes off#but I’m not very good at this so lmk if there are edits I can do to make it more clear!#adhd memes#adhd meme#adhd problems#autism#autism meme#adhd#autism memes#autist#autistic meme#neurodivergence#neurodivergent#neurodivergent meme#neurodivergence meme#neurodivergent memes#burntblueberrywaffles#blue makes memes#actually autistic#actually adhd#greatest hits
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talking to preschoolers is awesome bc they have not fully differentiated stories into 'true stories' and 'imaginary stories' yet so you will tell them about something that happened you once (coyote came out of a bush right in front of you and got startled) and they will tell you about how one time their house was full of coyotes in every room 'including five in the garage' and they're not even like, aware i think of the idea that they are technically 'lying'. they are simply telling stories about coyotes bc its time to tell stories about coyotes.
#like ppl will be like 'kids love to lie' but i think whats going on is the human inclination to storytell. which is pointedly different imo#and like to be clear im not saying they dont know there weren't actually coyotes in their house#its just that like. they don't know why it would matter
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Sometimes being in environmental law means that your schedule for the afternoon gets completely thrown because a colleague standing the middle of some woods calls to tell you that there’s gunk in the stream and it smells bad.
#to be clear the legal question was who else they were supposed to call#I am not actually responsible for de-gunking the stream#miro irl#real lawblr
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Part 44! Fun fact, I actually am a natural ginger, but I have been able to gaslight a specific few people into thinking that I'm blonde and just dye it. They've thought that for at least two years at this point. I want to see how long it can go lmao
Prev ~ Beginning ~ Next
#twitter au#thank you guys for being so patient while waiting for this update! The next one will probably be a lot sooner#also if its not clear Jason isnt actually ginger he just decided to cause problems lmao#dc#Bruce wayne#batman#dick grayson#nightwing#jason todd#red hood#Tim drake#red robin#duke thomas#the signal#damian wayne#robin#hal jordan#green lantern#barry allen#the flash#batfam#batfamily twitter au#justice league#social media au#dc comics#the justice league#dc universe#dcau#good dad bruce wayne
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just saw somebody say they think odysseus would have been against sacrificing iphigenia/he would hate agamemnon because of it

#do they know?#i think it's clear many people who talk about iphigenia haven't actually read iphigenia in aulis#greek mythology#ancient greece#odysseus#agamemnon#iphigenia#tagamemnon
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fob saying "it's been 17 years since we played with My Chemical Romance" is so important cuz idk about the rest of y'all but I got so caught up in the dnp anticipation that I forgot the original reason this day was a big deal was FOB and MCR playing together again!!
#bonus brain damage for OG emos: 17 years is two years younger than I am!#TO BE CLEAR I WAS NOT THERE I WAS WATCHING A LIvESTREAM LOL#i actually originally said that in the post but then was like 'well they weren't the ones livestreaming so that doesn't make sense. they#simply said it.' 💀 but now like five people think i was there lol#i said this#fob#mcr#wwwy#when we were young fest#when we were young 2024#no but seriously imagine it#october 19th#fall out boy#my chemical romance#dnp#phan
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Set after Jayce returned from the alternate timeline and smashed Salo..
Read from left to right (open the images to have a clearer order)
#arcane#arcane league of legends#viktor arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#my art#struggling to post this on tumblr since this format is soo vertical and I hate long posts..#delusional viktor you will always be famous to me#i hope its clear that the deep cold sensation viktor felt is actually mage viktor..#*gestures vaguely I guess
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#AHHH I dunno if this is shit or not#or whether my language is clear enough that people actually know what I'm talking about#but 'evolved worm' has stuck in my head. I like that bit.#little fuckign thing. little ham. monster animal. worm.#anyway yeah this is my attempt to do a sonnet with proper meter#it's from the beginning of the chapbook. I tried to tell things chronologically#so I needed one from before I brought him home#Belphegor
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Wielder of Courage
#Legend of Zelda#LOZ#Link#Skyward Sword#Minish Cap#Four Swords Adventure#Ocarina of Time#OoT#Majora's Mask#the Wind Waker#TWW#Twilight Princess#Link's Awakening#Breath of the Wild#BotW#Tears of the Kingdom#TotK#Fanart#MSPaint Draw#All the links I've played!#truly counting anything i have an save file on bc i have not rolled credits on half of these actually#mostly it's bc their final bosses were giving me too much trouble and FSA was a rental#But i'm still a fake Fierce Deity fan bc i only ever cleared 2 dungeons in majora's mask before the doomsday countdown made me stress quit#maybe I'll give it another try sometime now that I'm not tryna play it on my downtime from thesis film (prolly made the stress worse)#anyway can you tell which games/links are my favourite by how they take up 3/4 of the page :)#gonna do a zelda page as well. maybe a ganondorf one too! who knows!!
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i think a lot of people (especially those who haven’t read the books) are underestimating Hades
yes, he presents as the sassy queer uncle who’s done with his family’s drama, but he’s not “just some guy”
when his Helm is stolen, no one knows about it. he uses his own resources and orchestrates a plan to bring Percy to the underworld alive, all while managing an entire freaking kingdom
he doesn’t threaten war because he doesn’t have to and he knows it. unlike Zeus, he keeps a level head and thinks about the situation logically
think about Percy’s priorities throughout the show, look at what the flashbacks are teaching us about him and his relationship with others. think logically. this is a 12 year old kid who grew up with a single mom and no friends
his priority is his mom, it’s always been his mom and Hades knows that. Percy’s worst fear is losing his mother and Hades uses that against him
he takes Sally before Poseidon claims Percy because he has eyes everywhere. he already knew who Percy was and he already had a plan formed before Percy even set foot in camp
when he greets Percy and Grover he isn’t surprised, relieved, or agitated because he planned this. he knew that Percy would come to him whether by force or by his own choice (for my book readers, think about this in comparison to how Zeus reacts to the situation. Zeus comes off as desperate and angry, whereas Hades is at ease. annoyed, sure, but never panicked)
when he offers them pomegranate juice it’s in the guise of politeness and humour but it has an underlying meaning. Percy knows the stories about Hades and Hades knows that he knows. the pomegranate juice is a reminder, it’s Hades demonstrating his power without outright threatening Percy. it’s him going “I can make something as small as a pomegranate seed into a weapon” it’s him asserting his dominance and control over the situation
he leads them to a seating area clearly made for their arrival. another reminder that he knew they were coming and Sally stands, frozen in the middle of it as a reminder of what they have to lose
when he learns that it’s Kronos behind the robberies he immediately offers sanctuary to Percy, Grover, and his mom. Kronos, the king of titans, the father of all Gods, and a being who could once tear the world in two with the snap of his fingers, wants Percy, and Hades offers to protect him because he’s that powerful
so yes, Hades makes dad jokes and he talks in a way you wouldn’t expect an all-powerful being to talk, but he isn’t “just some guy”
he’s powerful, he knows it, and he shows just enough of that power to absolutely terrify Percy
#the only reason percy is able to stand up to him (leave without his mom) is because he can see that hades isn’t bad#he can see that hades actually cares about people and that he won’t kill him when he tries to leave#otherwise he never would have tried to leave in the first place#because hades makes it very clear just how powerful he is#hades pjo#pjo tv show#pjo spoilers#percy jackson#percy jackon and the olympians#long post
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they're on a boat
wanted to capture the serenity of being out on the water on a warm afternoon
(they're listening to derek's playlist for once, rec under the cut)
[find this and my other sterek art on Redbubble!]
Had this on repeat while drawing it, thought the melancholic vibes fit ♥
#teen wolf#stiles stilinski#derek hale#sterek#sterek art#pointy-eared derek is here to stay - the freckles also make another appearance#i had something a little different in mind w the colors but sometimes art just takes you on a journey#wanted to challenge myself to keep a sketchy look and focus more on a feeling rather than rendering#the harsh sun was a last-minute addition - was going to keep it low-contrast but it's just too fun to draw!#i think of one piece and the way oda draws clouds everytime i draw them hehe#also it's erica and boyd on the side there#they got cropped out sorry guys LOL#it's not very clear but stiles is holding onto derek's hand on his chest - been wanting to include that in a drawing for a while#probs gonna go for it again where it reads clearer#ANYWAY#damn the poll got 140 votes before it closed i forget tumblr actually shows your posts to people who follow you#adding this to redbubble tomorrow#for now it's way past my bedtime oops#my art
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it’s crazy that rouge straight up said this and people still see her as a mother figure lmaooo
#edit: for the love of god ‘aunt/sister’ is not meaningfully different than mother figure#explain to me how ascribing a woman to a different role in a nuclear family is super subversive actually or shut up. please#rambles#stole a robot for the purpose of creating a perfect thieving tool and ignored every sign of interiority or will he expressed#and ditched him the second it became clear that the situation is more of a pain in the ass than it is a benefit#and said she’d hate to be a mom to said robot#how maternal.#god i fucking love rouge she’s so awesome in this game#such a shame about amy.#battle posting
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january month of yuugi
#yugioh#ygo dm#yugi mutou#idk what was in the water on 2025 opening but it really got me thinking hm. I will finally draw yuugi#ygo has been in my dna for like close to a decade at this point and yet. I have never attempted to draw anything for it#until now. my audacity has finally reached quota#wishshipping saved my ass this lunar new year and its not even an exaggeration. thank you kazuki takahashi for the boys. rest in peace#mutou yuugi I love u.... u r my son#not mentioned in this stack but dsod's decision to thin yuugi's choker is the funniest shittiest character design decision on earth#like as a detail its so nothing. when u zoom out it just looks like a shadow dropped wrong somewhere. I have come to terms with#the other fashion choice for him in that movie but the tiny ass choker I don't accept. that's stupid. big it#I rly like the vision of older yuugi being like. obnoxiously polite and cheerful#specifically in a way that's not like ceding space for everyone else. like it's clear at all time that he's Like That#and nobody will be able to stop him from being Like That#and also tbh I can never imagine him leaving domino for long (<- definitely not projecting my city slicker ass on him)#I think the game shop's been where he's safe to be himself for so long that he'd want to keep it running and extend#that shade to other kids in the city too. his loyal customers are so scared of disappointing him for no reason#.... typed huge wall of text abt jou leaving domino for tournaments etc frequently but always coming back to hang out with yuugi#I am actually ill abt them huh.... maybe ygo was the progenitor honestly maybe it started me on the two blokes who do fuckall ships#yuugi is so cute but I do know in my heart tho he does Not cook. that kid has never learned and will never manage#I know he doesnt even have water in his office whenever he works. scared of spilling#its a good thing hes got friends galore now people are blowing his phone up wasting their sms toll telling him to drink water#(slowly tipping into mania) I just think he's so neat. love that boy he's so cute
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