#and I make discourse/shitposts

[padiduys]

You can always sexualize your favorite millionaire athlete, it's always morally acceptable.

[spieluhrzeit]

y'know... i don't often like thinking back to that time, but i just had a thought.

what if schneider's statement wasn't just that? ofc he did address the things that were going on at the time, but part of me feels it's something more. he never explicitly said these words, but what if his statement was a quiet plea for till to come home?

come home... the sun shines over eichwalde. we're all enjoying the warm weather eating watermelon. olli is hosing you down like a dog as he eats. we are all young and happy.

come home... as i put on a purple bra i watch as you and paul wrap your dicks in duct tape. we're calling it "ficken2000." "am arsch hangt der hammer!" we all exclaim. jonathan davis is gonna be so confused, but we're doing it together and that's all that counts.

come home... you're laughing on set as my face starts to melt. we've been performing with these prosthetics and suits for a while, it's only natural they start to wear a bit. but we laugh and laugh as i try to fix it.

come home... i'm in your dressing room tapping my sticks on my lap. you sternly call out for me to stop, you can't concentrate. i devilishly and playfully ignore your request. later, you're waving the german flag around as loud as you can as i speak to the camera. i guess that's the law of equivalent exchange! 😅

come home... we miss you. you're our bandmates, our singer and our friend, but we don't know where this till has come from all of a sudden...

come home... the people you surround yourself with are not your friends. all they want to do is see you hurt, and then walk away when you need first aid. they don't look out for you.

come home... we're worried about you. where did those new cuts and bangs come from? why are you doing this to yourself? we hate every single moment of it. but not you.

come home... are you lonely till? we're right here. we're here for you. please... talk to us. we can help you. just stay with us please.

come home... richard made you doughnuts. he always said they were your favourite. and speaking of richard. if we were able to fix ourselves in mutter, we'll be able to fix things here. please come back to us, for all of us. please...

come home till. we miss you. this isn't who you are and we're worried.... please...

thumbs trembling as i type, i cut it all out. words the world will never see. but maybe, within this band, this family we've made, we can sort it out together...

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perhaps he couldn't say those things. luckily, i don't mind being a conduit for things i feel like he would say. because i would say them too.

[smolldust]

Me scrolling the aroace tag rn (it’s all alastor ship discourse)

[basket-of-radiants]

is windrunner a slur, and can nale reclaim it because he's also a radiant?

[geeky-zombie]

This might be a hot take and maybe this is just personal bias, but honestly Rick falls short when it comes to writing romantic relationships.

Like 90% of the canonical pairings feel off to me, whether that's percy x Annabeth, Jason x piper, Nico x will, frank x hazel, etc. None of them really interest me or even feel well written, and the fandom makes up for it by adding additional depth (and sometimes untrue feelings) to the relationship

Not to mention they all are written too tropey for me. It's like he just looked at his characters in the pairing, chose something surface level that they presented, and chose whatever trope fitted the best and RAN with it

[stimtoy]

coming back to stimblr only to learn a shit ton of drama happened stimboard

❓ ❓ ❓ . 🍕 🍕 . 🔥 🔥 🔥

[petiolata]

Canon Tim Drake: 5' 6" tall

People with bad taste: "As he ages he will have a growth spurt and is now 6' tall!"

Real Tim Girls*: he's 5' 2" forever and has a pussy

*gender neutral

[porcelaintoybox23]

I’ve read…checks notes… 26 chapters of Pandora Hearts. Kinda vibing with Ozbert, Ozgil? Here is what I think would happen based of 26/104 chapters:

Oz: Gil, let’s get married.

Gil (chokes on his tea): no! You’re a child!

Oz (scheming): what age do I have to be for you to be comfortable dating me?

Gil (frankly flabbergasted): T-that—just no.

….

Gil: 22.

Oz: Ok. I’ll ask again in a few years.

Alice/Xerxes/Vincent/Oliver/Anyone within earshot: You’re both men. You can’t get married.

Oz: seven years is enough time.

Everyone: for?

Oz (shrugs): it’s enough time.

[tunacocina]

i really dont miss qsmpblr during purgatory. i dont. but theres something to be said for that unique high of posting an okay-ish shitpost after avoiding posting about discourse all day while three of your mutuals get in a vagueposting war and two people unfollow you for some character interpretation. and also at the same time gaining followers for continuing the yuriposting grind through it all. like that was such an energizing feeling. i would not go back but i do hold a special place in my heart for it in a trainwreck way. but theres a reason why qtinya is privated now. some things can be left to rest...🙏

[the-irken-pony]

Free my man "don't tag as x" it asks the viewer for minimal respect of the creator's squick with 100x the courtesy of "x fans dni"

[pr0cyon-lotor]

You're playing dolls differently than me. I have to kill you now :/

[mrentrapta]

If you are wondering if you're bisexual or not the simple way to figure it out is to decide if you actually want to date the opposite gender, at all.

Especially with women bcs some of yall are just lesbians who like non binary or gender weird mfs and that's genuinely fine bro .

Also, being attracted to studs or mascs and butches or whatever doesn't make you straight or attracted to men the same way a man liking a masc girl doesn't male them gay or attracted to men . You just like masculinity and again TOTALLY fine.

As much as I would like to say something about men on this post I lwk I haven't met a bisexual man other than my other hb and he's GENUINELY into both genders, in a real way . This man is a simp for men and women, so not too much on yall ig.

Back to the point . I'm going to be real if you, as a single person, end up with a person of the opposite gender would you be happy or would you be disappointed it isn't a person of the same gender. And that's your answer

it depends, tho bcs ik I would be disappointed (bcs I am literally in love with my ex, ) but at the same time a man with a hella nyash and a happy trail could genuinely ruin my life and I would be happy about it so not to much 😋

Sooo basically..... idk sexaulity is hard stay woke or whatever

[deathbirby]

I think there needs to be a rundown on what is and what isn't colonialism cause the amount of times I'm seeing the whole "OG! Sothis is a colonizer therefore the slithers are the good guys and genocide and racism is good actually" is getting out of hand.

There are only 2 factors where the argument can make some sense a) she's a foreigner has otherworldly powers and b) she shared her technology and knowledge with the natives. But otherwise, she didn't oppress anyone nor did she deplete the land of its resources or anything like that. There's no evidence that she erased any pre-existing culture and sharing resources and technology is not erasing a culture. And she sure as hell didn't come to Fodlan with the intent of conquering or ruling over it. Plus when the war was over, she didn't order anyone nor did she herself try to prosecute or kill all of the Agarthans; she instead restored the land which took up all her powers and then went to Zanado and died in her sleep.

And if people are going to say her making Fodlan her home or settling there is proof that she's a colonizer, then are they going to apply that same logic to any immigrant moving to America to settle down, get a job and stuff? Or any immigrant building a shrine/temple or a store to worship their religion or sell their goods? Cause that's what this reminds me of; a bunch of anti-immigrant talking points coming from nativist nationalists who are pissed that the immigrants are "stealing their jobs or invading their land" and wants them to "go back to where they came from" or something. It's why I say this take is xenophobic and anti-immigrant and considering who keeps spewing it, it's really rich coming from them.

Sorry for the long vent/ask.

Lmao don't apologize, you put all of my complaints into one beautiful ask. Bless you.

You're completely right. Sothis did nothing to harm the environment or economy. She helped them by granting them knowledge that made their civilations thrive. There is no exploitation involved.

They are so desperate to see Sothis (and the Nabateans) as colonizers, that they completely ignore canon. That on its own wouldn't be an issue, headcanons exist, but then they start spouting incredibly harmful rhetoric that has been said irl.

[geeky-zombie]

Non-issue ik, but has anyone else noticed how so many fandoms have grown to hate non-canon ships just because they're non-canon or a crack ship??

And don't even try shipping a character that's already in a canon ship with someone else, you'll get exiled

[gayvephelis]

it is so hard being a leo hater when the whole world (tumblr dot com) always going "aww the bloobie patoobie" obliterate that faggot.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I swear to all that is holy and profane if I die in a hate crime and you start online discourse over whether or not the people demanding I be remembered are “co-opting” or “appropriating” someone else’s oppression because they used the same phrasing to how victims of other hate crimes are remembered I am forcibly possessing my own corpse with the sheer power of spite to track you down and take you to the grave with me