#and the statue... im so funny (<- lying)

[skunkes]

posting this censored vent comic even tho u can absolutely still tell what its talking about here too just cause i liked the way i drew the smunker on the right LMAO

[xxplastic-cubexx]

i had this old man teacher in middle school who basically was Charles Xavier. i mean, he looked the part, he sounded the part, he acted the part- really the only difference was the lack of telepathy and he could walk. and the name i guess.

well i ran into him the other day and his recently wedded husband. they met when he was in the military forever ago and reconvened and inevitably tied the knot.

his husband’s name?

Erik.

i am being dead serious. a part of me evaporated.

What in the reddit story…….. youre yanking my chain SURELY…. But if youre not has his husband ever expressed revolutionary ideation or—

[todayisafridaynight]

if i start crying looking at the super groupies collab pieces no im fucking not

[ogviceversa]

Playing in the Attic

Kenton:

Chris and I are cousins (the youngest in the family), our whole family is gettin together this weekend at my Uncle Al’s house for his big birthday celebration. I was so excited to see Chris that I talked my dad into letting me come stay with them a night early. Al (my dad’s older brother) is Chris’s dad and when I got there I was surprised to see that my other uncle Tim (my dad’s younger brother) came to stay early as well.

Chris and I were having a good time catchin up but then Chris brought up how his dad never lets him go into the attic.

So curious me, talked Chris into going upstairs. We waited until we knew Uncle Tim and Al were too busy to notice that we snuck upstairs.

Both of us sneaked our way up and opened the door. We quietly shut it behind us and giggled out of excitement to see what’s upstairs.

Once the door was shut, we found a light to turn on. And both of us were surprised to only find one small box.

“What the heck? What do you thinks in it?” I said to Chris.

“I don’t know, should we open it?”

I gave him a mischievous grin and said, “we made it this far!”

I walked over and carefully took the lid off. Inside was an old lookin statue.

“Booo!!! That’s not exciting at all!”

I grab it and show it Chris and immediately felt strange. Chris touches it as well.

And that’s when things got crazy!!!!

One second we’re upstairs. And the next the second I’m in his living room looking at Uncle Tim.

I look down and notice my tummy is huge! So arms and my feet!!!

I wiggle my toes just to make it’s not a dream.

I look over at Uncle Tim and he looks just as confused as me!

“Uncle Tim?”

Uhhh no…. Dad?”

“Nope!,” I say back to him.

That’s when I start to put some of the pieces together.

I get up and go to the closet mirror I could find. That’s where i see my Uncle Al staring back at me!

“Holy crap!!!,” I say out loud giggling.

I turn over to Uncle Tim, “it’s me Kenton!”

“Kenton!!! I’m Chris or I guess—“ Chris looks at his new reflection seeing Tim’s face looking back.

“IM UNCLE TIM!!!”

We both grin excited about our new discovery.

“Wait a minute what about our bodies?!?”

We both dash up to the attic and see both of our bodies lying on the ground.

“Wow! That’s freaky!”

“So where is my dad and Tim if they aren’t us?”

“I don’t know maybe they’re still in here with us but we’re in control?”

“Freaky!!”

“Here grab your body and I’ll grab mine. Just don’t touch that status.”

“Haha okay!”

We both carefully pick ourselves up and it’s so funny carrying myself. I’m so light with Uncle Al’s big arms.

We place our bodies in bed and head back downstairs.

That night was the most phone I think I’ve had in a long time!!

Chris and I went out on the town. We went shopping, I bought Uncle Al a couple of things I thought he’d look cool in. I also got Chris all of the video games he’s wanted the last of couple months since I’m now his dad.

After we got dinner and I tries sushi for the first time. I wasn’t sure how I’d feel about it but Chris and Al eat here all of the time. Even the waiter knew Uncle Al’s order.

I didn’t want to make it weird so when he asked me if I’m going to have ‘my usual’ I said sure!

It was actually pretty good!

That night Chris and I got into some bathing suits and went into the hot tub together. We even both had a couple of beers which I kinda liked as well.

By 3 am both of were so tired, Chris and I went upstairs to bed. We both tugged off our clothes and was surprised that Chris got completely naked in Tim’s body.

I looked at him from head to toe, covered in hair— I pull off Uncle Al’s bathing suit and his junk came flying out.

“Kenton!! I don’t wanna see all of my dad!!”

“Well you started it!”

Chris and I laid in bed together. I couldn’t help but stare at both of our naked bodies. I kinda liked the way we looked.

I looked at Al’s big feet and rubbed them against Tim’s big feet.

Chris gave me a look and I said, “what??? These big feet are cold! I was hopin I could warm them up with yours.”

“Ugh fine!”

We wrapped our new big feet together. And I felt a rush go through me. I looked at his hairy belly, I wanna run my fingers through it but I stopped myself.

“You ready to go to bed?”

“Yeah I’m sleepy!”

The next morning I wake up and looked down at myself. I’m still uncle Al, I look over and Chris in Uncle Tim’s body still sleeping.

I pull back the covers and look at Al’s junk. I get a little handsy and start playing with it.

I try to slow myself down but it feels sooo good.

I watch my uncles big hands go back and forth. I rub his big feet together and rub my other hand up and down his hairy chest.

I tug faster and faster about 15 minutes until I make a mess everywhere!

Chris wakes up and doesn’t seem to notice the mess I just made.

He grins at me with half open eyes and says good morning. He gets up and heads to the bathroom. I guess he had to go real bad.

I get up as well and I pass the other room. I can hear Chris, he’s making a lot of noise in there.

I carefully crack the door open and see he’s standing in the shower tugging away at Tim’s junk!

I back away from the door and let him finish up.

Today’s the day everyone is coming over so I knew our fun had to end.

Chris walks out and I tell him we should probably get dressed and try to figure out the statue.

After we get ready both of us head back upstairs. I look at the statue and without much of a plan I say to him, “I guess let’s just grab it?”

We grab it and the same time. I feel kinda funny again but nothing happens!

“Well… that’s not good,” he says to me.

We both go back downstairs…

That’s when we hear voices coming from Chris’s room… it’s our voices!

2 months later…

So… turns out that when we touched that statue that just put Uncle Al and Tim right into our bodies.

We were in sooo much trouble! Especially when we found out that we couldn’t switch back to our bodies for an entire year!

Soo now im uncle Al for a very long time and Chris is gonna be Tim for a while as well.

But it’s all good, neither Al or Tim are mad at us anymore. No one in our family knows about it outside of us. So Tim lives full time with me in Chris’s body.

And the best part is Chris comes over every weekend! And we still get have a lot of fun even if Uncle Tim gets annoyed with us. Who cares! We’re the ones in charge now!

[ethoslove]

okay im sorry but i think its so funny that when the statues started popping up everyone was making fun of etho and being so sure that he was just poorly lying about not making the statues only for joel to post his video like "teehee it was actually me :3"

[stranger-theory]

something so funny about Milevens is that they post shit about them from s2 and caption it "soulmates!!" like sure buddy they may have looked like it then but im pretty sure that was before the lying and gaslighting.

i think this is something a lot of Milevens fail to understand. they think that because Mike said he loves her they can go back to posting shit from back then as if they're still at that level. this is something i HATE.

a good plot resolve should play out like this: Mike cant say he loves El because he's afraid she'll realize she doesn't love him. more miscommunication, blah blah blah, but then Mike overcomes this fear and says he loves her. they talk about it and finally go back to being a happy couple!

here's how it actually went: Mike can't say he loves El because he's afraid she'll realize she doesn't love him, they miscommunicate, get separated, reunite. Mike says he loves her. she refuses to talk to him for about two full days and this is explicitly called out by two of the characters.

"Has she talked to you at all?" –Will

"Not much. I mean- a little." –Mike

why would that interaction be included at all if it's not necessary for catching us up on their relationship status? in fact, the reason Will asks this is because the camera pans to Eleven making a face at Mike before walking into another room and shutting the door. he notices that she's acting weird. they're not acting normal, they're not on speaking terms, that plot wasn't resolved. the issue is still relevant. we're supposed to notice.

the ignorance for people to casually assume they're okay now is astounding and shows clear evidence that these people don't even have any idea what's going on. this is basic media literacy and they're not even batting an eye.

this is lightly inspired by @teambyler , i liked his video a lot !

[pokemon-ash-aus]

tbh it would be funny in the streamer au if people didn't find out Upcoming and Ash were the same person up until Ash was already World Champion so his authors note is like: "Sorry I haven't been update that much guys, I've been busy with challengers lately!" And people are like: "You a gym leader or something??"

Author's note:

Hey all! I know we were JUST reaching the ending of this, but something big happened! I've been dealing with so much paper work and it's so- UGH! It helps to be multilingual but :'( i just wanna write and play!!!!!

Anyways, new name change because people already know and im at a point where i could literally care less. Hope to see some of ya'll on the next stream ✌

Now please enjoy uwu.

Comments: 42k

Reader: WOAH, BIG ASS UPDATE I AM SCREAMING THAT WAS SO GOOD FJBFJF Hoping the next chap comes out sooner!

And nice one XD Now that we have a World Champion, you had to take the Shot didn't you- lol!

WorldChamp: Thank you for enjoying! I made sure this was extra long for you all!

Hate to break it to you, But it's true.

Reader: Eh!??

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Rockruff829: NO WAY, THIS IS HOW I FIND OUT THAT YOU'RE *THE* ASH KETCHUM, I WATCH YOUR STREAMS ALL THE TIME DUDE I NEVER EVEN REALIZED JDNDJJR

CONGRATS ON THE WORLD CHAMPION STATUS, MY DIALGA, NEVER WOULD I EVER!!!

WorldChamp: Thank you! I've been less anal about it in recent years, especially with being stronger and older, and now i don't care lol. I wasn't exactly subtle about my writing XD

FuckYou (Guest): Lying peice of shit, ain't no way a mischaracterizing nobody would become a champion- let alone the world champion.

WorldChamp: What was that? Oh, i'm sorry, i don't speak in whine, i prefer Whiskey 🤪

BubbleDTreble: Holy shit, Mutual, Mutual you did it. I'm sobbing. UPCOMING YOU DID IT, YOU BECAME A POKEMON MASTER

WorldChamp: I did it Bubble 🥺🥺, I'm a big boy now 👉👈

You know you can just call me Ash now, It's okay!

BubbleDTreble: NO, YOU'LL ALWAYS BE LITTLE UPCOMING. IM SOBBING, 😭😭😭😭

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[vampirzina]

Pls pls pls earthrealmers with like a washed up musical star turned fighter (srry if its too specific)

♫ ┆earthrealm heroes quad (raiden, kung lao, johnny cage & kenshi) w. washedstar!reader

tw: gn pronouns, sfw but one (1) suggestiveness in johnnys part, mdni

notes: yes. sorry if this is lackluster. cries

masterlist

Raiden equated you to another strain of Johnny Cage. Without even trying you seemed to have charmed him into liking you, and now you’re seeing each other… Privately, of course.

That being said: The beautiful concept of privacy is near sacred to Raiden. There’s a hc with popstar!reader where it’s said that privacy is important to him, and that’s true. In most cases when it comes to mentioning what you do or did he’s overtly casual about it, uber humble if he doesn’t mention it at all. If you were to start to put yourself back out there, this feat would only strengthen.

As a fighter, Raiden is constantly doting on you. He doesn’t let up even when you prove to him you can defend yourself. You try to be just as much caring, but sometimes he can make you feel like it’s not enough. He makes sure to remind you that whatever you do, he’s grateful.

Raiden loves it when you sing to him, and he’s not shy about that at all. Serenade him. Please. He already feels like a hopeless romantic around you. Your status, to him, is the last thing on his mind [when it’s just you and him]. He falls further in love with you if you sing to or play an instrument for him.

·········

Kung Lao watched in the distance a sight he would never let Raiden live down for the rest of his life.

Raiden looks so taken by you, but your face is scrunched in focus with a hint of frustration of messing up a few notes. He listens with a glimmer in his eyes and a quirk in his lips indiscriminately.

“Yeah, no. He’s definitely not going for lunch with us. Just look at ‘im…” Johnny starts, watching beside the other male with his hands on his hips. He goes quiet, and he looks around the perimeter.

“…Man…”

Suddenly, he raises his voice.

“Hey—hey Romeo!”

Johnny goes tumbling from a push just as he said it, and Kung Lao curses to himself as he attempts to catch the actor—and his square shades—before the floor hit him. Kung Lao up and hauls him far away, so very far away. The shove of all shoves to save Raiden’s life.

·········

Raiden feels lucky to be able to fight by your side.

─── ♫

Kung Lao actually tried to set you up with Johnny Cage, but at the slightest hint of him starting to feeling funny/differently about it he stopped. He thought you two would hit it off because of your similar pasts, plus it’s some fun when the group is lying low. He started to show out for you in order to undo what he’s done (if it were even working), and when he got you to confess to him he totally wasn’t running laps around the academy.

Kung Lao starts to spar and/or train with you more than anyone else. Sure, he and Raiden still spar, but you are quickly becoming his ultimate partner. He tries to get you into some sort of weaponry if you’re not already. When it comes to physically fighting an enemy, he loves to beat them with you.

Even as a washed up star Kung Lao still would have a sense of pride from being with you. Not because you’re some washed up star but because he’s scored such an amazing, beautiful, good and talented person like you. He genuinely cherishes you. But if anyone asks, he’ll tell them what you do first, before your name. If you’re more orientated on fixing your career, he gives you advice (even if he’s not qualified).

·········

“So,” Raiden nudged Kung Lao rather firmly. Either that, or Kung Lao was too deep in his head that he weren’t properly planted. “You and [Reader], huh?”

It took Kung Lao a moment.

“Yeah… Me and [Reader],” Kung Lao confirmed with a swell of his chest, the corner of his lip curling upwards. “And what about it, thunderboy? Jealous?”

“Oh, no. I’m alright,” Raiden shook his head somewhat, holding a hand up. “Just… Curious. They kind of appeared out of nowhere.”

“T’you.”

“To me? What do you mean to me?”

“Seriously, you never heard of [Reader]?” Kung Lao seemed offended, but couldn’t really hold the feeling. “They were like, the hottest thing… Years ago… But that doesn’t matter. They’re still cute, I’m their man. In fact, I’m the man.”

·········

Kung Lao has enough pride for the both of you.

─── ♫

Johnny Cage immediately looked you up. Nevermind that he recognized you from afar, having already known a thing or two from when you were trending. If you have anything—a wiki, a loyal fanpage, an article, whatever—he’s going to find you. You also knew a thing or two about him. You two clicked a bit more easier than his peers. And, admittedly, his flirting worked.

Privacy is not Johnny Cage’s forte, so don’t think for a second that you’ll get any, if you don’t ask. You’ll get popular again for a hot minute when (not if) your relationship goes public, however if you really want privacy he’ll try to omit some details of your intimacy from the public. But it won’t stop him from wanting to post you two. He wants to show you off, and if it makes a bit of extra cash, why not?

You’ll have to make one of your next projects about Johnny Cage. He’ll beg and plead on his knees if you don’t fold right away, even bothering you on Liu Kang’s missions. But even if you end up not doing so, he’ll commission or make a film/something for the both of you; probably includes some select of the truckloads of photos and videos he’s taken of you two, during some of your more intimate moments.

Other than doing realm business together, Johnny Cage makes a hobby out of trying to restart both of your careers. A first-time director like him could use someone in the industry like you. If you can’t act, he’ll offer to help you and/or pay for classes. If you don’t want to act, he’ll find you a manager (as if he wasn’t acting like one already). Just remember: he’s been your first fan regardless of who actually was. You’re attached at the hip with him.

·········

Absolutely exhausted, is what you felt. You hadn’t had a chance to rest like this ever since Liu Kang had his dealings in Outworld.

You lie on top of Johnny, your arms curled around his torso underneath his arms and your face buried into the warm alley of his neck. Johnny could smell your shampoo, and made sure you knew that. He always tells you how much he loves it; how much he loves you.

You’ve been hearing yourself for at least an hour.

Johnny kept his eyes squinted from amusement trained on his phone, watching back old performances of yours with a small smile on his face. He could watch you for many more hours than just one, but he knows how exhausting it must be to constantly have to hear yourself.

“Pitch perfect, baby. That’s why I love you,” Johnny praised as the video ended, his head turning to give you a long kiss on the curve beside your nape. “You think your fans could ever guess you bash some guys’ head in on the regular? Mine do.”

·········

Johnny Cage makes sure you two are the new hottest couple.

─── ♫

Kenshi instantly might not have wanted anything to do with you at first, I think. He didn’t necessarily avoid you, but he kept it simple and classy with you. Yeah, you’re cute and you may not have been all that famous anymore, but there had to be someone who checked for you every then and again. To him, being seen with you made you both targets. But when he realized that you could fight, something changed.

You were sort of out of his league and Kenshi knew that. It took Johnny, of all people, to help him out. Johnny knew bits and pieces of you, but when he saw that Kenshi was dead serious, he straightened up. He even looked you up for him so that they could research together, that way Kenshi could have something to talk about with you the next time you saw each other.

He doesn’t say it, but Kenshi loves the sound of your voice. Pre and post-incident, but moreso post-incident. He lets it guide him anywhere; to the bedroom, to sleep, anywhere, to do anything. You seem to notice his reliance on your voice even with sento and it flatters you incredibly. You make sure to use it as much as possible.

And god forbid you get a sore throat or lose your voice around Kenshi. He’s not letting you out of reach, and any doubts of his ability to cook [post-incident] are disproven that same day. He manually heals you back to health. Even when you’re sure you can still be a competent fighter, Kenshi insists that you rest. He’ll be back before you know it.

·········

Kenshi loves the sound of your morning voice the most.

@𝐕𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐑𝐙𝐈𝐍𝐀೨

[transmutationisms]

like there is a (usually subconscious) perception among medical professionals that any degree of patient self advocacy is a threat to their expert status & simultaneously in psychiatry specifically it's ultra important that everyone toe the line because these aren't diagnoses that you can like physically document even.

hgkgj3m i was diagnosed by a psychiatrist with "cluster b" in the psych emergency for patient self advocacy and not backing down on seeing a pain specialist after years of jumping through hoops to no avail... also said the opioid epidemic was a result of gross medical neglect in overprescribing and was now resulting in gross medical neglect the other way w underprescribing

diagnosed with Extra Not A Disorder, i think they literally couldnt decide which "this person is manipulative and sinister" disorder to give me, for undermining their expert status and that of doctors everywhere by not accepting being patronised and pathologised (tried to blame it on hrt, Maybe i would Change My Mind™) and suggesting doctors could be responsible for causing harm ^_^

this patient thinks she knows so much and is better than Me she must be a narcissist... but shes manipulating me she must be evil hysterical woman... but she's icky trans so maybe she's a sociopath (male coded)... but she's making such a big deal out of this maybe she's histrionic... eh it's not like these disorders have quantifiable symptoms lets just say it's the whole category

alright so i generally think this isn't an issue of overprescribing per se (i think drugs should all be legalised and available lol) but one of lying about the risks—whether or not someone 'needs' opioids for a broken ankle, they do need to be told that opioids have addiction potential, and that is information that the sacklers were massaging out of their trial data and that doctors in turn were not telling their patients, even after it was very obvious to anyone doing followups that the risk existed. & like i say this as someone who did start doing opioids because they were around the house lol. i don't think the answer here is that doctors magically become able to determine with pinpoint accuracy who actually 'needs' the drugs—there is no way to eliminate human error from that process, for one, and anyway i think people should be able to make their own decisions on substance use in general. but you have to be doing that with actual full information. but i do certainly agree the underprescribing is an issue—this has always been a problem for people with chronic pain/illness, and media coverage of the 'opioid epidemic' (scare quotes bc i think the epidemic framing is a bad one) has certainly made this worse.

anyway though. this is funny cause i initially got shuttled to psychiatry because i was trying to get my chronic fatigue diagnosed, and i definitely think asking for pills was a factor in the psych deciding i was bpd or hpd or bipolar or whatever he even said lol. you always have to do this little song and dance with them where you showed up to the office of the prescribing professional but now you have to pretend you're not looking for a prescription becsuse if you want it too much that's Bad obviously. and then because PDs in particular and psych diagnoses in general are vibes based, it's literally just the psych announcing in medicalese that they don't like you. if you look at the criteria for some of the PDs they even explicitly include points for how the patient 'makes' the doctor feel akajaksajs like literally i diagnose you with im doing transmisogyny to you

[moonshynecybin]

who do you think would deal better with being isekai'd into omegaverse, marc or vale? alternatively which is more compelling

most beautiful ask. in the world. so funny. ummmm i think. vale is maybe more compelling because his issues with it would be. perhaps unsolvable and endlessly complex. guy who is a lil weird about gender, not terribly into the concept of marriage, and is pretty fundamentally adverse to being. shall we say emotionally legible/vulnerable. exposed. and omegaverse as a genre is all about exposure. its all. giving into the base instincts of your body and those same instincts giving you away to the object of your affections. its going into heat and the person youre in love with is the only one available to help you through it. its scenting someone and that being a crystal ball of their emotions and bodily state ESPECIALLY ie how much they want you specifically. its needing someone so bad you are literally insensate. its getting bonded 5ever and ever irrevocably, OFTEN in the heat of an instinctual moment without the relationship negotiation that happens irl. a genre centered around a betrayal of the body/heart to the mind, in many ways

now imagine you didnt actually grow UP in an omegaverse so you have no toolbox to DEAL with all that. sensory input off the SHITS. and. like suddenly and without WARNING now vale can feel in his CHEST exactly how distressed marc marquez is about every one of their interactions. and how much he wants his ass. like truly every part of his hind brain is like jesus christtttttt i should be inside him right tf now im a terrible alpha. and then the higher part of his brain is like what the fuck. what the fuck. i am not responsible for marc, what the fuck. and oh hey theres a bump on my penis i need to ask people about this right the hell now. thats vale. so i see this as a somewhat fraught comedy of sex errors where his ADHD ass is treading horny water trying to learn alpha manners and also. much more complexly. not fall into all of the traditional alpha expectations/roles. that little trap of gender. because at heart vale is a little trickster who loves to buck expectations!!! and maybe his journey here is realizing that he can just be himself comma sex freak. and that leaning into those "alpha" traits doesnt mean he is conforming lmao he can still have his own unique version of his family. learning the norms of a society and what makes sense to him and what still doesnt. sorting through the weeds of it. and that being vulnerable rules sometimes. and that marc loves him. because that last one is kind of hard to ignore now... again because of that emotional and physical vulnerability that comes with the genre... honestly him knowing all of that about marc without having to actually TALK about it may solve some of their problems tbh. like why work through all that verbally when you can sniff them and then fuck them. kind of the omegaverse fantasy in quite a few ways

marc. jeez louise. i think would HATE it more. at first. control freak 9000. maybe has to miss races for heats. suppressants arent legal. experiencing weird omega sexism if we want to go that route OR. my favorite. has been lying to the press about his status since he presented. tiniest 15 yr old youve ever seen: im an alpha ! :3 uh sure bud. sure. i bet. SO actually maybe he falls into a world where hes just been white-knuckling it for the last billion years during race weekends and most of the paddock kind of KNOW (scent blockers only go so far...) but are lowkey afraid to call him on it dlkjdfljldsfd... similar to vale in this scenario, he sort of has to learn how to omega— and when his heat hits during summer break and his ass start leaking in the middle of the spanish equivalent of walmart, he finds a psycho little ziploc bag of sweaty vale shirts under his bed and he genuinely is like girl what the hellllllllllll.... wiggin out. and his next heat he turns up to race with truly NO practice managing it all, so its way more obvious than normal and the farce is growing thinner and vale literally pulls him aside to be like hey are you GOOD ? but in that valentino not that i care about your ass kind of unspeakably divorced way and marc is like woag. bc a pheromone truck just ran him over. eyes glassy face flushed sweaty as hell mouth a little open.... and he opens his mouth to make an excuse and nothing comes... and then obviously they fuck like its the end of the WORLD

and like i DO think marc pulls out of it more cleanly than vale overall, bc something in HIS lizard brain would be deeply soothed by like. excelling at being an omega. getting an A + in being a bottom. doing that for vale, specifically in the context of pushing his body to the absolute LIMIT to do it.... hes locked in. its go time. and then theres the insane possibility of vale putting his mouth on his neck and them getting basically soulbonded forever where they have to have crazy sex every few months ? hes like ummmm okay. i could get used to this for a while lmao

[bunniehunn]

HELLO 🫵 I COME HERE TO REQUEST... a vilbeni and/or flamil yapping session abt their tropes, dynamic, whatever you want 🙏🙏 so that I can give you fitting songs HAHAHAHA

FINALLY FINALLLLYYYUYYYYYYY THANK YOU TARU………

I’m always kind of reluctant to talk about my ship dynamics unprompted, so WAHOO!

I think I’ll just talk abt Flamil rn bc my thoughts about Vilbeni is just soup in my brain

Flamil is definitely very complex. When I first decided the ship, I cemented Flori was a sort of parallel to Kalim. Wealthy/high status, someone kind who doesn’t seem like they fit in at NRC. But Flori has the awareness Kalim doesn’t, she sees Jamil, acknowledges and even relates to him. She holds a great amount of respect for him, even if she teases him sometimes. Jamil and Flori are parallels and contrasts at the same time. They’re both stuck in lives and positions they don’t want, yet drastically different. Jamil is trapped in his servitude and Flori is trapped in her own high status. Before they start their relationship, they become friends. Strangers to friends to lovers, I guess. Of course, Jamil wouldn’t refer to her as his friend out loud, but he can be surprisingly easy to read sometimes. A lot of the lying he does is to himself lol. Flori is generally more optimistic and definitely more extroverted than Jamil, she’s naturally sociable and friendly, which probably triggers some of his jealousy issues when she’s with other people… Jamil is pretty guarded but Flori is just one of those people who’s never going to stop trying to kick down that wall. And in the process she accidentally knocks her own down.

now hehe funny memes that are them

Anyways um sorry if this made no sense or didn’t help at all HAHA IM. BAD AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my brain might brain later at some point but it’s ugdghshsh

[mybigmouthh]

liam got turn into a tentacled monster. noel kept him in his pool, and lying to himself that the liam he knew still lingered beneath, but one day liam-creature attacked noel and planting his egg inside noel.... (hope it's not too weird)

I WASN'T EXPECTING TENTAI HERE WOW IM LOVIN IT. Don't worry anon I'm into that shi too I'm a freak. I'm a weirdo..I don't fit in etc etc

In fact there's a tentai art of Noel going around Twitter and you just reminded me of it! Gonna put the link here:

https://x.com/A1104360037/status/1925789180480647409?t=JN16PMagBEqq7U41SBkfwA&s=19

So. This is funny to think about too cuz octopus Liam hanging around Noel's pool is kinda cute 😭😭 even if it's not "him" anymore. And we both know how this usually ends: with a lot of tentacles around limbs and a noncon situation! That would be heartbreaking for Noel too... And then having this creature's offspring... Wow, that's dark as fuck... Beware of this dead dove guys, at least I'm eating it carefully!

Tysm for your idea! As you can see I'm as weird as you

[sillycyan]

im tryna think of like all the paras that just do not have names… SO JUST GONNA GO OFF ON WHAT I REMEMBER OKAY?

> the like polycule mfs that Reign met in texas

> the one couple that is kinda known in NW bc the wife always drops off lunch and the husband is like the most helpful mf in the building

> the two mfs in the “a story with two sides” thing

> the mfs with the podcast who were trying to “crack the code” of Hamfo n stuff and it’s like this friend group or wtv

> the guy who is emotionally attached to minecraft herobrine

> the granddaughter of the like founder of NumberWon who would soon becomes the owner

> the little girl that Reign works for and literally will lose his job of anything happen to her

> Cenciaos ex husband…? ex fiancé?? her ex.

> Nori’s husband?? i don’t think she has one tho.. she might be lying ??? HAHAH

> the mf Reign dated after Fin.. (update bc its 3 days later and his name is Vixen..)

> the one friend Yasmin has had since highschool

> follow up.. the girl she ends up dating…. it’s part of some oneshot i had that turned to paracosm canon sooo yah

> the like three mfs that Meil is friends with and is now talking to again

> the one mf who keeps going to NW through the building to get connected with them and they keep just sending them to Reign and it’s really sad but also kinda funny bc they are lowkey starting to become like friends in a way

> the mf that Fin cheated on Reign with.. how could i forget.

> All of Reigns clients and 'clients'

> Donis' friends

> KAG / AYP / TTA members (main ones at least)

> The rest of the "girl group" that Cenciao was in..

> The rest of the mfs who are the same status as Reign in NW.. I kinda need the named for that big yearly thing they do

> the Lurrodin in the two ongoing stories

> the people before they were turned into the main entities

> the kids that hang around Khoson house

> the two mfs in that gay oneshot that lowkey is turning into a bigger thing

> the other two mfs that are from the idea my friend kinda just gave to me and now i gotta figure out a proper story for it..

> Ameriel's Husband

> White guy who is like Donis but from America??

( EDITED TO ADD MORE AND CHECK OFF )

[jiminjeonging]

https://x.com/winteraphy/status/1849389608326590728?t=IJTByL-IOBFiaz37CeG73Q&s=19

You know whats funny? People used to say that mj was the straightest member (back in spicy era i saw some tweets specially) and i have NEVER ever believed that, in fact, she is probably the gayest member, if there is one thing i know is that mj definitely does not feel atracted to men, she has never even shown any form of atraction towards them ever in her idol career or before that from what we know (the only thing that she ever mentioned is that she went to a harry styles concert or that she was a fan of harry styles or something like that, i mean girlie also went to a sams smith concert and sams smith is gay af so idk why people thought that just because she likes harry styles and went to his concert that we can assume she is straight). If people told me other members could be straight maybe a small part of me would believe it but not mj nuh uh you are lying to urself (but i still think that all of them are probably bi/pan or similar to some extent, excluding mj i genuinely think she likes women and only women, karina too i think she probably could be bi but with heavy preference on women, or maybe she just likes women, but mj she is a girlkisser)

kindaaa unrelated to what you said but i hate that ppl give so much shit to mj just because she likes harry and made it her whole personality like she even stopped mentioning him altogether, didnt even post about going to his concert when we know how much she loves live music and im so sure thats because so many ppl made fun of her :(( im someone that thinks we cant know about other ppls sexualities for sure when we are just watching them through the screen especially if its based on stuff as trivial as their music taste or their choice of clothing thats why i mostly focus on their relationship with each other rather than labeling them! that being said i def think mj at least prefers the company of women and gets attached to them more easily! also i hate it when 'what?! they're literally the straightest person!1!1!!' tweets go viral about any idol bcs you cant literally know that??? like why are you focusing so much on strangers' sexualities and get violent when its implied they can be something other than straight?? and i hate the word straightest too because its just based on stereotypic bullshit.

[buubonita]

Already send an ask related to this to howlsofbloodhounds but i also wanted to hear your thoughts because i think you're cool gangalang ✊️😔

Yk the animalistic skeleton headcanons

What if nightmare had cat traits and dream owl traits

Yes im giving them the traits of the animals they dont like (im pretty sure its canon 🧍‍♀️)

Like nightmare puffs up when spooked, sits in trees looking over people, purrs, likes being under blankets (that may just be my cat..but okay) and likes being in the sun

I dont know shit about owls but ima try

Dream has big fucking eyelights, bro is staring at you like this ⚫️∀⚫️. Also if he wants to look at something he moves his entire head, not just his eyelights

Also he can turn his head WAY too far then humanly possible

Also he actually likes the night more

And nightmare sleeps whenever there jsnt anything to do

Oooh, I really appreciate you taking the time to write to me!I'm also a big fan of skeletons imitating animal behaviors. I'll try to cover as much as possible.

I'm not the biggest Dreamtale expert, but I can confirm that Dream is scared of owls. Nightmare doesn't like a lot of things because his nature requires it, although I like to think that he's not a big fan of cats because of Neil, who is the person responsible for Dream being able to get out of Dreamtale alive by stealing the statue. Neil is also a person who has influence on Dream because he's one of the few friends he has, so whatever he says has power over whatever cruel tricks Nightmare wants to put into Dream's head.

Moving on to the twins' animal behaviors. I like the idea that Nightmare behaves like a cat. Like, imagine his tentacles waving or whipping like a cat's tail when he's happy or angry. Nightmare's tentacles are the most expressive part of him. They are selfconcious as well (this is not a canon fact, but id consider it since the creator made this lil drawing)

Also the fact that he puffs up when he's scared is funny! I think his emotions greatly affect his body composition (which is literally liquid). Don't worry about the cat under the covers, my cat does the same! Now, about lying in the sun it's funny because the light weakens Nightmare but he can stay in the sun, I think if you give him a choice, he wouldn't do it. I think Nightmare is a combination of mixed animal behaviors because I associate him with octopuses, when he's stressed, he'll hide so he can't be seen.

Dream as an owl is cute, in fact his eyes are huge and bright. That he can push the limits of his body is likely but I don't think he'll do it in front of others because it's downright scary. Dream as a nocturnal creature makes sense because he can't sleep but also because he has to stay on alert in case his brother happens to show up.

[izzydrawzz]

heres some incorrect quotes im saving:

wakko: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines! dot: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck! During the play yakko: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts? wakko: W-what’re donuts?

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yakko, to wakko: You have room temperature IQ. wakko: What's room temperature IQ? dot: 73°. wakko: Oh, okay. wakko: How much is that in IQ?

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wakko: What’s the status up here? dot: Fucked up, about to die, yakko’s a nerd. The usual.

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yakko: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here. wakko: dot is 70% of your impulse control and you know this yakko. dot: I feel like yakko is the more responsible one of us two though. yakko: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control. dot: Just two lil beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other’s hands so the other doesn’t fall off.

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yakko: Hi, who's this? wakko changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures. dot: What's mine? yakko: Dwarf. dot: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT! yakko: Oh, hey dot. dot: FUCK!

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wakko: A sprite is anything not static. yakko: A sprite is a variable object, be it 2d or 3d. dot: A sprite is a fucking soda. dot: You god damn geekass bastards.

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(this ones really funny for some reason)

dot sneezes yakko: dot, are you sick? Here, let me wrap you in a blanket and hand-feed you some warm soup while singing you a lullaby! wakko sneezes yakko: Oh my god. Shut the hell up.

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dot: How is spring not everyone’s favorite season? The trees are PINK, guys! wakko: Allergies are also a problem, y'know. dot: But pink. yakko: And it's hot. dot: PINK!

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yakko: What did you two do? dot: wakko: yakko: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

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yakko: Guys where did wakko go? dot: They got arrested. yakko: How the hell- wakko: bursts in through the window The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people.

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yakko: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. wakko: But are you shuffling? yakko: Everyday. dot: What language are you two speaking??

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yakko: While I'm gone, you're in charge wakko. wakko: Yes! yakko, whispering to dot: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want them to feel bad. dot: Obviously.

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yakko: I am your king, long may I reign! dot: Well I didn’t vote for you! yakko: You don’t vote for kings. dot: Well how’d you become king then? yakko: wakko of the Lake, their arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, yakko, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king. dot: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.