#bio class

[starlightlovesspace]

Me: *ranting to my biology teacher about doctor who*

My bio teacher: I can't tell you "spoilers"

SHE SAID IT IN THE EXACT TONE RIVER SONG USES SHES WATCHED IT ALL AND KNOWS WHERE I AM

[j-rsso]

ˁ   ꤦ  ꤦ  ᪲ˀ     lıttle    angel     ✧ ˚  ｡

ׅ  ᮫      ♡  sanrıo gırl  🖐🏻

I know a little butterfly With tiny golden wings; He plays among the summer flowers, And up and down he swings. He dances on their honey cups So happy all the day; And then he spreads his tiny wings, And softly flies away.

[yknow-hollow]

bio notes go hard lmaooo

[goose-duck]

My aromantic ass being excited to dissect an eye for bio class on Valentine's Day:

[the-starry-lycan]

There is no context, and there will never be. The real context was the insulin we made along the way.

[badumtisss112]

The more i study biology the more I realise God made us perfectly and humans love complicating everything

[mo0nflwr]

My bio teacher was playing a mix of Eminem and rock, and I was listening to my own music. ‘The Real Slim Shady’ and ‘Lose Yourself’ both played together. Diff songs in between, but they both were on at the same time. Diff points in the song to, BUT BE SO FR. That’s so cool. It’s was like ‘cause I’m slim shady yes I’m the real shady’ while my own was during one of the verses, same with ‘Lose Yourself’.

[hotesttrash]

Things my bio professors have said (in no particular order)

Prof E (Lab)

Dr.D (Lecture)

“It’s all a bunch of BS, bad science.” Prof E

“Where are the corpses?” Prof E

“Who hasn’t play Tetris, you heathens!” Dr.D

“Survival of the good enough.” Dr.D

“Dead shit.” Dr.D

“You don’t find an ape attractive. If you do just, don’t say anything.” Dr.D

“You don’t look at a tree and go “ooh~ an, oak”. Dr.D

“In some instances, Stupidity” Prof E

“I’m drugged to high heaven right now.” Dr. D

*is dying* Dr.D

“Who likes cheese? You’re weird.” Dr.D

“Fungi are just generally weird.” Dr.D

“Motherfuckers this is how we grow food!” Dr.D (about climate change)

“Everyone stand up. Except me because I’m lazy.” Dr.D

“Anyone who making it is going to be a cannibal .” Dr.D

“The best thing you can do is not reproduce.”Dr.D

“You’re going to pollute the environment you live in, I hope you breathe it in and die.” Dr.D

[sunflowerklatapus]

bio class today - lessons in lesbianism (the experiment name was actually regarding the effect of temperature on membrane permeability, but I like my title more 😌)

[wholives-whodies-whotellstory]

fam wth I just got a biology project back and it straight up looks like whoever wrote this is genuinely confused

[starlightlovesspace]

"Whore's taking all my cards" -Irl friend playing war

We both place down a card a the same time

"MY VIGINIT-" -Irl friend again

"What- I zone back in to hear that" -A different friend who was watching

[biotrips]

a nice cherry mocktail while im in class :)

[dcxdpdabbles]

Bruce: What do you want from me!? Are you here to make me suffer more? To show me the weakness of my humanity? Are you the physical proof of my failures to deny sin?!

Danny: I'm literally just standing here, man. I haven't done anything.

Bruce: Then stop wearing my butler's face!

Danny: Look, dude, I don't care what mental breakdown you're going through. Schedule it for three a.m., like the rest of us. I'm just looking for Alfred Pennyworth. According to my adoptive parents, he is my biological father, and he might have an answer to a medical problem I'm going through.

Bruce: No! Alfred can't be your dad!

Danny: Why not?

Bruce: He just can't!

Alfred: Master Bruce, you are sixteen. You're old enough not to be threatened by another child being mine. Cease this jealousy at once.

Bruce in French: It's not jealousy. It's puberty.

Alfred also in French: I beg your pardon?

Bruce crying French: He's so hot Alfred and I didn't know he looks exactly like you at that age. I basically dreamed of kissing you in the moonlight.

Danny in french: Again. Mental breakdown needs to be rescheduled. So you're my father. I thought you would be taller.

Bruce: *Screams of anguish* HE SPEAKS FRENCH.

[goose-duck]

Dissected a pig today for bio class ♡

Pictures under the cut v

(Its graphic, y'all. I'm holding a heart in one of the pictures.)

[the-starry-lycan]

tiny... tiny bio lab vial... so tiny.. lab vial... so small and precious....

[mybiologyclass]

Garden Experiments

Bio Pesticide Preparation :- 11. 200 gm Molasis

2. 200 gm Curd

3. 1 bottle Yeast powder

4. 200 gm Rice (Backed)

5. 5 ltr Water

Mix it well in a backet and after 15-20 days filter and spray.

Biopesticide Preparation :- 2

1. Green Chilli - 4 nos

2. Garlic bud - 5 nos

3. Cow urine - 3 ml

4. Liquid soap - 3 ml

Method: - Make Green chili and garlic paste, strain the paste, add little water, Add cow urine and liquid soap ;Fill in the spray after adding water 3 part

Spray Unit per week

Rose Fertilizer :-

1. Bone meal - 1 kg

2. Neem Khali - 1 kg

3. Super Phosphate - 250 gm

4. DAP - 250 gm

5. Potash - 250 gm

6. NPK (20:20:20) - 250 gm

Mix it well, store it and use as required.

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