#chatpost

[mildmayfoxe]

tonight i’m watching SET! (2021) which is a documentary on competitive table setting which i have heard great things about and i am fucking SCREAMING !! at the woman who keeps her competition tables set up in her house year round, made a table the centerpiece for christmas, brought out the last winning table to display during her daughters BABY SHOWER !!!!!!! the other daughter says her mom’s table got more attention than her sister’s BABY !!!!!

[nuthin-gold-can-stay]

Ah, the wonderfully oblivious Riordanverse fans...

The Riordanverse Fandom: Oh, why, Rick, why can't we have any single characters who aren't part of the Hunt? Why does everybody get paired up? We don't even have one single main character or even mildly relevant side character who isn't –  Apollo, waving from the corner: Oh, hi! Here I am! Your protagonist and only narrator for five whole books! An entire saga! And I happen to be perfectly single! Have been for many millennia! Just being a good older-brother figure to Meg, with absolutely no plans to find a true love in the future apart from my small flings! The Riordanverse Fandom: – paired up or dating or sworn to eternal maidenhood! Oh, the horror! Not a single one, I tell you! Why can't we have a single main character who is perfectly happy to be with just his friends? Why?

[younggayanddoingokay]

Noah Kahan: I have a deeply conflicted love-hate relationship with the place I grew up and the cognitive dissonance will drive this whole album.

Hozier: fuck yeah, Ireland!!!

[vhalesa]

I saw the textpost and just had to

[shadowseductress]

[deathnguts]

Another drop in the Barty simping for regulus before they get together bucket

[blood-and-pizza]

The Mimic: I hate Freddy and Bonnie! Mimic1.exe: *possesses Glamrock Monty and uses him to kill Glamrock Bonnie* Mimic1.exe: *possesses Vanessa and uses her to threaten Freddy by replacing him with Monty* Mimic1.exe: *ensures Glamrock Monty replaces Glamrock Freddy in one of the endings to Security Breach AND adds Glamrock Mr. Hippo to the band as a triangle player* The Mimic: Dad's characters are way better! F**k you, Henry! F**k you, William!

[hypersped]

A 212th clone trooper: Commander, why do you stay the night so often at the jedi temple now that the war is over?

Commander cody, barely hiding his relationship with obi-wan: how about we stop talking for a little while.

[lawful-evil-novelist]

Astarion: I know seduction, I understand that, but Maya knows all my tricks and isn't impressed and for some reason I really want to impress her. Karlach: Maybe try being honest about your emotions? Astarion: Disgusting, no.

[strangled-mangoes]

tt incorrect quotes: chatpost 2

4:56 A.M.

Starfire: gnight

10:53 A.M.

Robin: 5AM???

1:10 P.M.

Starfire: i could not sleep :(

Starfire: finally i passed out, but only after watching many stimboard ASMR videos. LOL!

Robin: Good morning, Sleeping Beauty.

Starfire: thank you :)

once again, this post was based on texts between me and Sellie @sillyselene413

[mildmayfoxe]

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

[cecil-is-an-eldrich-deity]

Me, an asexual talking about fanfiction: hmmmm there isn't enough character analysis in my porn

[midnightrainandroses]

[shadowseductress]

[x-emeraldsky-x]

Sakura: Girls will eat two bowls of ramen, a plate of chicken wings and a pizza and still want more to eat

Sakura: It's me. I'm girls. Hand me that bag of chips.

[newtnoots]

My two OC's for Supernatural (^-^)

im super proud of this one honestly, it took my like 5 hours to complete🥲 Ryke (left) and Mick (right) fighting their silly demons

how i feel like the conversation went

Mick: Ryke dude help me out i cant do this with one fucking gun

Ryke: shut up use your angelness grace or something i gotta serve cunt

Mick: no God told me not to because we are on fucking earth

Mick, getting agitated: now help the fuck out

Ryke, shrugging: Nah