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[silmecicle]

they are so blorbus

/silly (i'm sorry, bald mysterion is just so funny to me)

[toastyyjams]

bonding 101

[lili-home-to-embraces-and-hugs]

Steph and Jason start an illegal 3 a.m. podcast called “Robins After Dark”

No script. No laws. No Bruce.

Why they did it:

Because Tim wouldn’t let them into his conspiracy board livestream, and also they were bored and loud and unmonitored.

Jason: “We already trauma bond at weird hours. Might as well monetize it.”

Steph: “We’re not actually monetizing it.”

Jason: “Yet.”

It’s recorded exclusively on a stolen Batcave mic and uploaded using Tim’s Wi-Fi.

Tim doesn’t know.

Tim absolutely knows.

He’s just given up.

Episode Titles Include:

“I Died and Came Back Sexier: A Memoir”

“How to Rob Crime Lords and Emotionally Distant Fathers”

“Ranking Gotham’s Criminals by Vibe"

“The Great Batarang Debate (ft. Cass as our silent judge)”

“Live From the Batmobile Trunk (We Locked Ourselves In)”

Episode 6: “Gotham: Hot or Not"

Penguin? Not.

Riddler? Hot if he shuts up.

Scarecrow? “Listen. The vibe is there.”

Batman? “Emotionally constipated, but in a tragic Shakespearean way.”

Nightwing? “Too wholesome. Like a himbo golden retriever. We respect it.”

Red Robin? “Gremlin. Cursed. Needs sleep.”

Robin? “Baby knife. Scary. No comment.”

Cass occasionally appears.

She never speaks.

Just stares at the camera with godlike judgment.

Leaves cryptic sticky notes.

They treat her like a cryptid co-host.

Alfred is aware.

He makes them tea halfway through episodes and refuses to explain why.

Fan Questions Segment:

Q: How do you deal with trauma?

Jason: “Gun.”

Steph: “Sarcasm and glitter bombs.”

Jason: “Also crime. We do a little crime.”

Steph: “Justified crime.”

Jason: “Bat-approved crime.”

Steph: “Okay, B doesn’t approve, but like… he hasn’t stopped us yet.”

One episode ends with them breaking into Penguin’s club mid-recording.

Jason is out of breath.

Steph is still narrating.

The mic is crunching.

Steph: “This is field reporting, baby.”

Bruce finds out.

Bruce: “Take. It. Down.”

Jason: “What if we made you a guest?”

Bruce: stares

Steph: “Too spicy? We’ll get Alfred instead.”

The steph jason bond will forever remain sacred. FIGHT ME

[batsyheere]

The dynamics between Dan, Danny and Ellie are so funny to consider. Danny is far too used to handling Sam and Tucker at their worst and now he has an additional gremlin duo who picked up whatever madness was in Vlad's system when he decided cloning was a great idea. (Danny is highly aware that it is not a good thing to have more him in the world and has resolved to better avoid clone plots). Meanwhile Dan and Ellie will fight over the most random, inane things, but the minute it's about family they band together into a proper terror and the only beings able to stop them are Jazz in her disappointment if the situation calls for it, and sleep deprived Danny who does not realize his exhausted presence is like a terrifying parental figure catching their kid doing something stupid.

It gets even funnier when Jazz finally breaks out of the mindset that she needs to be in charge and instead enjoys herself, and so the only leash for the three most feral Fentons (honorary and named) is a perpetually tired teen/young adult.

Now drop that in Gotham.

[randomness-is-my-order]

one underrated moment of wei wuxian’s impeccable quick-thinking is when wen chao’s contemplating the torture and murder of wei wuxian and wwx is like *fresh* out of an unspeakably painful surgery and a highly traumatic experience, tired and exhausted and beyond the limits of any human to be coherent of thought and yet, he expertly uses wen chao’s inherent cowardice against him by suggesting that he will turn into a vengeful ghost and haunt him and even as he’s simulataneously coming to terms with his possible fate, his move does pay off because he gets into wen chao’s head and throws him off-balance. in a very roundabout way, just that verbal maneuver alone ended up saying his life.

[burninwrath]

Burning Spice, how do you feel about Shadow Milk?

HES RATHER ANNOYING

[hmsdoodlin]

(117) Touchy doodle

[chaos-art-blog]

Shoutout to all my fellow arospecs!!! I hope you're having a great week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[logosbot-tm]

The funniest shit ever would be if Grian has a tumblr and is lurking.

He could be here, he could be anyone.

[in-my-loki-feels]

I can't stop thinking about pairing this guy:

with this guy:

Just something about the absolute goofball energy of the first, running into the megalomaniac energy of the second. I feel like President Loki would be all "I am here to rule and nothing's going to stop me!" and the Mobius variant would be confused but on board and also distracted by a dish on another table: "Oh yeah? Cool, cool, tell me more. Hey, are you going to eat that?"

ETA: I ended up writing a short thing for this idea. Adding a link here in case the one in the reblogs isn't obvious.

There is now a 4+1 expanded version up on AO3!

[wardinespurrit]

heart in a dress

[onlykiwi]

new goobersnoot unlocked!!

[inkdoe]

So, we all know Revan's gender is ambiguous in game right? What if the ebon hawk crew had discussions about it before the reveal. Like "No he was a man" "Nope, a woman" "Maybe they were nonbinary" etc etc. In front of amnesic Revan. Who would of course add their own opinion. And then someone goes to ask Bastila (who was there in a corner trying to disappear) cause "Well you fought Revan right? You should know!". And she gets suspiciously all defensive like "DO YOU THINK I ASKED FOR PRONOUMS BEFORE THE START OF OUR DUEL???" while trying not to look at poor amnesic Revan.

Idk I think it happened at least once and the image in my head is hilarious.

[campbenji]

i didn't have anything prepared for valentines but because it's the season and i miss them here's a little benji i drew while bored in class: