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Duke because I love him
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i think im fixating on this series, ive pretty much non-stop been listening to the spotify playlists
#crash machinima#crash halo#halo crash#machinima crash#crash crash#crash duke#crash pops#crash target#crash izzy#crash peanut#crash wes#crash lilly#crash lily#crash sammie#crash machinima episode 2#my crash gifs
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My favorite scene from CRASH
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CRASH DOODLES!!! (I AM GOING INSANE)
(also I forgor about target😭😭😭)
#crash halo#halo machinima#Peanut crash#Crash peanut#Pops Crash#CRASH pops#Crash wes#Wes crash#Crash izzy#Izzy crash#Duke crash#crash duke#lilly crash#Crash lilly#Crash Crash#<- when the shows named after you smh#Doodles#concept art#my art#digital art#artwork#art#artists on tumblr#yipeeee#I give u art
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James Randal in RvB or CRASH would go crazy hard.
-CRASH-
James would be such a fucking menace because he'd (accidentally?) encourage Duke and blow so many things up.
"Whaaaaaaatttttttttt? You're only taking that little explosives with you? You should always carry extra incase something goes wrong!"
James then proceeds to somehow fuck up every mission yet makes sure they are successful. The team needs that. And for some reason this untrained, very old man can help them with that.
I can see him being called Papa James or Pops Senior.
Pops absolutely despises and loves James. How is he supposed to command an 82yr old man who showed up out of the blue and just joined their team? Command has no idea where the fuck he came from- but he won't leave! And isn't abandoning an old man in "dangerous" territory senior abuse?
He probably tries to put a tracker on James so he can keep track of wherever he is going. The last thing he needs is another JR incident. (James Randal incident ― aka anytime he manages to fuck up n' fix things.) Well, they are a FIXER Team. Maybe he can stay.
And at least James keeps Peanut (sort of) on task!
And Crash is incredibly annoyed by James. But then again, when isn't he annoyed?
Don't get him started on SAMMIE. He thought he was only into houses. Apparently his interest expands to modified Heavy Machine Guns.
"Hey, beautiful. You come here often?" James asks as he wiggles his eyebrows seductively.
Yeah... James has been banned from being alone with any heavy machinery. There's a 110% chance he'll either fuck it or fuck with it. Izzy feels a headache coming on anytime James Randal enters a room.
-RvB (Blood Gulch Chronicles)-
Oh, gods. They're suspicious that he might be an alien at first. Or be some sort of puppet for something bad.
An old man wandering around Blood Gulch looking for the local burger joint? That's... something none of them have ever seen before.
And he's carrying a minigun! Don't worry. He told Caboose it was just a prop.
James Randal is the type of mother fucker to just switch sides whenever he feels like it. They just kind of let him go freely, like a stray cat. He refuses to wear armor because it feels too itchy. He's gotta be free!
And I mean... he's useful. He uses his landscaping abilities to make the dirt and rocks look- even better somehow?
Also, you still can't let this man near any military equipment. Someone is going to end up dead and he'll just say "oopsie!"
He definitely flirted with Donut because of the pink light red armor.
"I already told you Mr. Randal, I'm not a girl!"
"That armor tells me otherwise, sweetheart. Give daddy Randal a kiss on the cheek."
Grif and Simmons are laughing their asses off in the corner. Sarge has to break it up.
Tucker and James definitely get into some shenanigans. Mostly because James is like "what a kind young man. I was even more of a sexual deviant when I was his age."
Caboose and James are besties. They match each other's energy.
James is so ready to help Caboose with his journey on making Church his bff. James is so ready to help the private with his training. He'll even help teach him how to drive Shelia! Does James know how to drive a tank and properly instruct someone on such? Uh, he already taught road safety and self defense. Close enough―!
Caboose just sees James as a nice old man and a really good friend. He likes to give James big hugs. During the time when James becomes tiny because he got stuck in a dryer Caboose stands up for him. He does all he can do to help James adjust to his new life!
10/10 James Randal experience. Somehow ends up with both of the flags and is using them as blankets for his camping experience out in the Gulch.
#good to see that my fixation has expanded upon its military related fandoms#gta#gta 5#gta rp#james randal#rvb#red vs blue#rvb caboose#rvb donut#rvb grif#rvb simmons#rvb tucker#halo#halo machinima#CRASH#crash#crash halo#crash duke#crash pops#crash peanut#crash sammie#blood gulch
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goodnight crashblr
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Anyone else out there obsessed with the CRASH webseries. Hello. Anybody.
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Dick: You use to be so cute and tiny..
Jason: And you use to be cool. We both changed.
Dick: Wha-?! I'm still cool!!
Jason: Okay, 'officer Grayson'. Cops aren't cool.
Dick: THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO
Jason: STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, PIG!
Dick: LET IT GO!
Jason: NO. YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SAID FUCK THE POLICE! THOSE WERE WORDS I LIVED BY!
Dick: OH MY GOD. YOURE THE ONLY ONE THAT STILL REMEMBERS THAT!
Tim, walking into the living room: I remember it.
Duke, from another room: I heard about it! You've lost 1000 aura man!
Cassandra, poking her head in: I've also heard about it.
Dick: EVERYONE SHUT UP.
Jason: Just like a cop to order people around like that, shameless.
Dick, groans: Fuuuuck-!
Dick: All of you are going to make me age like milk!
Damian, popping up behind him: Is it wrong to say it's too late for that?
Dick, practically shaking: Damian..I swear to God.
#j.p speaks#another convo#batfamily#incorrect batfamily quotes#dick grayson#jason todd#damian wayne#duke thomas#ugh theres so..many- fuck#its their privilege and right to piss Dick off#dick around others: *cool and collected*#dick around his family: *close to shipping them all to a different country (lovingly)*#imagine being an only child now all you have is siblings id crash out 😮💨
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so what if bruce has a new baby now? they have OTHER PARENTS TOO
part 1
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Barbara:
Bruce:
Barbara: what
Bruce, holding up a video game: i noticed we haven’t been hanging out lately…
Barbara: so?
Bruce, fiddling with the game: um, do you want to-
Selina, barging in: where’s my favorite girl?!
Barbara, with a wide smile: selina!
Bruce, visibly unhappy: …selina
Selina: hey, bruce. funny how we keep running into each other huh
Bruce, inching towards Barbara, glaring suspiciously: uh huh…anyway, barbara AND I are busy, so—
Barbara, already out the door: sorry b, selina and i already have plans
Bruce: but-
Barbara: y’know she always comes first, she’s basically my MOM after all
Bruce, absolutely devastated: *drops game*
Barbara: bye!
*door closes*
Selina:
Barbara:
Selina: how many more times are we gonna do this
Barbara, gleefully: until that stinking baby of his dies of old age
Jim, walking by: why is this my life
Batman: justice league, partner up. this is unfamiliar territory.
Batman, turning to Nightwing: okay chum, let’s—
Nightwing, hanging off of Superman’s arm:
Batman:
Superman, sweating: i-i didn’t consent to this!
Nightwing, climbing on his back, putting on the saddest puppy eyes known to man: what are you talking about papa? you dont wanna hang out with me anymore? did you only like me as robin?
Superman:
Superman: nightwing and i will take left
Batman, staring dead in Superman’s eye, kryptonite in hand, miming a slit throat:
Talia: beloved, i am here to bond with our child
Bruce: perfect timing, damian’s just right over—
Jason: im ready ummi
Bruce:
Talia, hugging him: how do you fare, habibi?
Jason, hugging her back: good, but im hungry
Talia: perfect. i have just the restaurant in mind.
Talia, to a frozen Bruce: i will bring him home by eight. we will see you then.
Jason: *doesn’t even look back*
Cass: im going out with new friend. his is name is minkhoa
Bruce: okay princess, text me if you—
Bruce: what did you just say.
Cass, fixing her hair, not paying attention: khoa helps me with training. and buys me ice cream.
Cass: sometimes he goes to my recitals
Cass: he is like a dad
Bruce, about to have an aneurysm: i change my mind, you can’t go
Cass: too late, he’s here.
Cass, by the door: bye...bruce.
Bruce:
Bruce, muttering, eyes wild: bruce? not dad? my little princess?
Bruce, pacing: bruce? bruce? BRUCE?
Alfred, slowly backing away: im too old for this
Bruce, tearing up his and Minkhoa’s only picture they took back in the league: minkhoa khan...consider yourself my enemy...!
Outside
Minkhoa: did you get it
Cass: *nods*
Cass, holds out the original copy of the photo Bruce just tore up: same time next week?
Minkhoa, pocketing the picture: so long as he doesn’t get to me first
Ra’s: detective, i am here to bond with our child
Bruce: who the fu-
Tim: im ready
Bruce:
Ra’s, holding out his arms: come to my embrace, timothy
Tim:
Tim, walking away: i can’t do this. i can’t. it’s not worth it.
Ra’s, following him: ah yes, this is the most accurate portrayal of a parent-child relationship. well done, timothy.
Tim: kill yourself
Steph, slamming the door open: i need an adult!
Bruce, sighing, but already getting up with a smile on his face: what did you do this-
Harley, breaking in through the window: im here!
Bruce:
Steph: quick, my mom found out i bought beer! i need an excuse!
Bruce, with a frown: that’s very irres—
Harley: tell her your favorite adult asked you to buy it for them!
Bruce:
Steph: good idea
Bruce: stephanie, your mother wouldn’t believe that i asked you to buy beer for me. i don’t drink.
Steph: literally what are you talking about
Steph, dialing her mom: mom, bruce asked me—
Bruce, shaking his head with a smile:
Steph: —to tell you that harley asked me to go buy beer for her and pam
Bruce: 😟
Bruce, helping Duke with his powers: and if you use it like this, you might be able to cut off all the lights. now try.
Duke:
*room darkens*
Bruce:
Bruce, looking out the window:
Bruce: did you just dim the sun
Duke: *turns invisible*
Bruce:
Duke: *creates new colors*
Bruce:
Duke: *makes holographic animals*
Bruce:
Zatanna:
Bruce:
Zatanna: so what do you think of my ward
Bruce, immediately exploding: he is MY ward you—
Wonder Woman: batman, i require a favor
Batman, giving her all his attention because this was this was a first: of course
Wonder Woman: recently, i have gained a child
Batman, befuddled: you’re PREGNANT?
Wonder Woman: no
Batman: oh
Wonder Woman:
Batman:
Wonder Woman: he has come to me of his own volition. and i took him in for he possesses skills unlike any other.
Batman, not knowing where she was going with this: ...hm
Wonder Woman: he also has a sword, you see
Batman, still confused: okay...
Wonder Woman: so you understand?
Bruce, not wanting to admit how clueless he was: yes
Wonder Woman, sighing in relief: wonderful. now, i only need you to sign this
*hands him adoption papers and a transfer of custody, damian’s signature already signed at the bottom of both*
Batman:
Batman, pulling out a katana: you have three seconds
#batkids: youre the most jealous parent we know!!#bruce: you know other parents?#*crashes out*#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#batfamily#dick grayson#jason todd#batfam#cassandra cain#damian wayne#tim drake#stephanie brown#duke thomas#barbara gordon#✍️
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The Bats watching Signal's patrol footage in stunned silence, not because they've never seen Duke go full crash out before, but because Signal breaking a henchman's ribs by Crip Walking on their chest wasn't on anybody's Patrol Cycle Bingo Card.
#duke thomas#dc signal#dc comics#batfamily#gotham city#the signal#batman#batfam#jason todd#damian wayne#dick grayson#stephanie brown#alfred pennyworth#cassandra cain#tim drake#barbara gordon#let Duke Thomas crash TF out
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Comprehensive Dead Three Timeline
Outdated! I've made a new timeline!
Obviously there's varying amounts of speculation here, but I believe this is as close to a reasonable order of events as can be achieved with current, in-game information
1460s
Enver Flymm sold to Raphael by his parents, renamed Gortash
Gortash learns about the Crown of Karsus while a prisoner of Raphael
1470s
Gortash escapes the House of Hope
Gortash gets involved with black market arms dealing
Durge begins their serial killing spree in Baldur’s Gate
The Emperor dominates Duke Stelmane
1480s
Gortash establishes a cult of Bane in Baldur’s Gate
Gortash approaches Durge about an alliance
Hall of Wonders test mission - Durge gets Bhaalist memorabilia - Gortash gets a bunch of Gondian designs - Durge & Gortash get companionship
Gortash trades Karlach to Zariel for infernal machinery & iron
Baldur’s Gate’s Beloved Ranger statue goes missing
Gortash recruits Franc Peartree to distribute infernal iron weapons
Gortash moves against the Zhentarim & Knights of the Shield
Wyll Ravengard enters pact with Mizora, leaves Baldur’s Gate
1490s
Dead Three made aware of the Crown of Karsus (most likely informed by Gortash) - Gortash becomes Bane’s Chosen - Durge becomes Bhaal’s chosen - Gortash & Durge are instructed to recruit Ketheric
Gortash tells Durge about the Crown of Karsus
They visit Ketheric and learn of the illithid colony under Moonrise
Gortash & Durge visit the House of Hope (for intel on Mephistar?)
Gortash & Durge raid Mephistar - They get the Crown of Karsus - They get the book on the accelerated grand design
Gortash captures the Emperor
Gortash & Durge return to Moonrise - Their identities are kept secret from Ketheric’s people - Durge impresses the Moonrise Gnolls, but not Steelclaw - Ketheric yells at Durge in the throne room for unknown reason
Durge proposes their plan to the Elder Brain who accepts
Raid on the illithid colony - Durge puts the Crown on the Elder Brain - Orin gets Durge alone during the raid & stabs them in the head - Orin tadpoles Durge, making them the first True Soul - Orin leaves Durge in an illithid pod - Orin tells the Chosen she now speaks for the Temple of Bhaal - Orin likely told Gortash, Ketheric, and Balthazar something vague about Durge’s disappearance being related to Durge’s religious crisis and let their imaginations do the rest
1492
Durge breaks out of their pod & is found by Kressa Bonedaughter
Gortash gets weird and intense with unethical experiments - Some futzing to get the tadpoles to consistently remain in stasis - This is when the name ‘True Souls’ gets coined - Extremely questionable fun with brains - Getting the Absolute’s voice sorted out - Tadpoling his parents - Poorly conceived experiments on children & their parents
Isobel is resurrected by the Dead Three
Minsc captured by Absolutists at recruitment rally in the Undercity
Minthara Baenre is recruited by Orin and Ketheric
Gortash has the Iron Throne converted to hold hostages
Gortash presents prototype Steel Watcher to the city council
Jaheira tracks cult to shadow-cursed land, meets Isobel
Elturel falls into Avernus
The brain sends the Chosen dreams about the Astral Prism
Gortash researches the Prism, finds out that Vlaakith has it
Gortash tells Ketheric to send a team to get the Prism - A nautiloid piloted by the Emperor and other illithid is sent - Kressa’s husband arranged for Durge to be on the nautiloid
Gortash deploys Steel Watch in Lower/Outer City
At this point Elturel is no longer in Avernus
Nautiloid picks up Shadowheart & the Prism from Astral Plane
Nautiloid picks up Lae’zel (?)
Nautiloid picks up Gale (?) & Astarion in Baldur's Gate
Nautiloid picks up Karlach & Wyll in Avernus
Nautiloid crashes, game begins
#bg3#bg3 spoilers#bg3 timeline#The Dead Three#Lord Enver Gortash#Ketheric Thorm#Orin the Red#The Dark Urge#The Emperor#Shadowheart#Lae'zel of K'liir#Gale of Waterdeep#Gale Dekarios#Astarion Ancunin#Karlach Cliffgate#Wyll Ravengard#The Blade of Frontiers#High Harper Jaheira#Minsc of Rashemen#If you want older Gortash you can have him sold in the 50s and escape in the 60s#but I don't think he's older than 40 based on I'm 41 and his parents look younger than my parents#I tried not to editorialize#but I failed#Durge killing spree began in 1477#Duke Stelmane became the Emperor's thrall in 1479#Karlach was sold in 1482#Beloved Ranger statue disappeared in 1482#Wyll pacted to Mizora in 1485#Nautiloid crashed 20 Eleasias 1492
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(Click for better graphics) He’s my favorite alcoholic 🥰
another facecannon :3
GO WATCH CRASH ON YOUTUBE RIGHT NOW
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#crash halo#halo machinima#Crash halo#Duke crash#Crash duke#FIXER-4#Dukey Crash#Fixer team#Crash fixer team#Art#concept art#my art#digital art#artwork#artists on tumblr#i am art#illustration#drawing#I am in love with his show#yipeeeeeee
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🎀The Tales of Coccinelle Moon and The Batman🎀
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Chapter Two:
And the crowd goes... worried???
<<Previ // Mast.List // Next>>
TW: Damian crashes out???? (Kinda occ damian?) the word daddy is used strictky platonicaly, JON AND CONNOR KENT MENTIONED?!
Platonic!Batfam x Ladybug/Magical Girl!Reader



• Gotham City, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:40 AM
"This is Wayne Enterprises, please we ask you to stay together in your designated group, the tour is about to begin, please remember the tour rules, at the en of the tour we'll have a small meeting with Mr.Wayne" one of the teachers said, a yes, the school tour day Jon thought half bored, he has come here multiple times already, he even knows the ventilation system thanks to Damian, but this is a great time to see Batman! or even NIGHTWING, he thrives to see them (mostly to see Damian)
• Metropolis, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:45 AM
'Another day another evil plan in how to destroy Superman, tho he's been missing since yesterday' thats what lex luthor was thinking as he wakes up' but first, i need to see the boarding school group chat' he's opening the suspiciously empty chat……. 'Brucie usually sends a Good morning text between 6:33am and 6:37am….. and Olie has not send anything either… maybe im just overthinking stuff?' he tries to shrug off that anomaly in his daily routine as he gets out of his luxurios silk sheets to his incredible marble floor bathroom, and as he does his skin care routine he decides to call his son. (because even to he made him for a bad cause he grew a tiny littble bit attached)
• Justice League Watch Tower, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:47 AM
……Thump…..thump…..Thump…..Thump……
'…..Bruce…..'
……Thump..thump..Thump..Thump……
'Jon'
…..ThUMp…ThUMp…ThUMp…ThUMp….
'Connor'
Thump.Thump.Thump.Tump
'Kara'
Thump….Thump….Thump….Thump….
'Louis'
'……they are okay, ill sleep some more' an unconsius clark thinks
• Wayne Manor, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:48-49 AM
"Thank you for the Meal Alfred!" A very happy Duke said as he takes some pancakes and brings them to the table, some slight footsteps can be heard coming to the kitchen and cass peaks her head in and waves a hand to Alfred to ask for Bruce "🫵🏻👀👉🏻👨🏻❓" she signs kinda sloppily cause she just woke up from the heavy night patrol "I haven't seen him jest Miss Cain, he's probably stil in his room either sleeping or just brooding" she nods and heads into the kitchen to make herself a starwberry protein milkshake or something
• Paris-France, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:50 AM, 10 minutes before the disaster
"Ohh Papas jet arrived Five minutes ago! EEEEEK! im so exited to see him!!!!" you cant help but jump around happily waiting for him, you're impatient to see him, you are way to happy when he comes to visit and this time he even came half a month early, lets just hope nothing happens today, toda's gotta be perfect!
• Gotham City, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:51 AM, 9 minutes before the disaster
"What do you mean he didn't check in today???? he always checks in. perhabs we miscalculated one of his day offs? wait- did he even schedulched a day off?" one of the work assistans asks almost dumbfounded "Heyyyy have someone seen Mr.Wayne? i need these papers signed" A worker of HQ mumbles as he peaks inside the room "It seems he didn't check in today" a male acountant says "What do you mean he didn't check in? he always does" the HR worker says confused "Thats what i said! today is the first monday of the month! we have the Monthly prepare meeting with Brucie!" The assistance says with a half sad whine, everyone at the office loves Brucie Wayne, even tho he looks and acts like a bimbo everyone in the office knows he is very much intelligent an talented, if he wasn't he wouldn't be able to keep up with the great company he has!
• Metropolis, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:52 AM, 8 minutes before the disaster
"is the world ending???" Luthor says outloud as he stares at his phone screen, the text chat is still empty with No Bruce message, so he decides to do the most obvious call. "Hey, Olie….. have you heard about Bruce??? he hasn't send his perfectly timed morning message with the stupidly bad grammar- You noticed it too? oh yeah no, i haven't seen him, i was gonna ask if you have seen him- yeah uhm i can check that too, tell me if you know something" luthors hand goes to his mouth as he thinks…. "Maybe he fell into a Fountain??? nono- gotham news would already have posted something-!!! RIGHT maybe he's on one of those crazy yatch parties- ill check on that"
People may not know it but Luther has a soft spot on his childhood best friends, and he has a very strict routine during the entire day that started WAY back in the early days of that Boarding school where he met those two idiots, the blond and a bit obnoxius one and the broodie black haired one that looked that he would jump you at any second.
• Justice League Watch Tower, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:53 AM, 7 minutes before the disaster.
"What was the call about Dear?" Black Canary asks curiosly "……..Bruce seems to be unpresent? like he's never late to anything……." Green Arrow or also known as Oliver Queen says to his dear wife as he is definately confused at whats going on "Uhm perhaps a call to Alfred would apease you?" Dinah says uncertain and kinda laughing at her husband obvious worry (he claims he does not worry at all) "Maybe…… but also he may be only running late you know?" oliver ends the conversation at that as he takes his wifes hand in his.
• Wayne Manor, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:54 AM, 6 minutes before the disaster
"Okay but really. where is bruce, he never misses Alfred's Breakfast" Steph says with her mouth full of pancakes "True. maybe he already went to W.E????" Dick says as he plays with the fruitloops he put on his food
"…….Pennyworth does my pancakes have-" Damian gets cut of "They have no dairy milk nor eggs, is almod milk fine with you?" the butler asks with a faint smile "yeah" damian says as he takes a bite of the pancakes, they are good but not as near as good at his father makes them or well thats what Damian thinks, running footsteps can be heard through the hallway, and the kitchen is loudly entered by the other only missing family member "OH MY GOD BRUCE IM SO SORRY I DIDDNT APPEAR I SWEAR I'VE BEEN SLEEPING, I ATE IM F-Fineeeee, i just fEel AslEEP on a RoofTop! NAD FORGOT TO TEXT!!! OSHDBSAFBGQASKFBKFBADVAFBAKJ PLS DONT CRASH OUTTTTTT" a exasperated and out of breath Tim says coughing and with a face that resembled Deer under car lights, he has this worried expression as if Bruce would jusr crash out from not knowing where one of his sons are (HE WOULD AND HE WILL) "……………." a biss ass silence takes hold onto everyone on the Kitchen even Tim that know feels kinda embarrassed
"Drake with all due respect, what the hell?" Damian says with a weird out face as he munches on the pancakes "Dude are you okay" stephanie says as the passes him a plate with pancakes "wheres Bruc- wait no what time is it?" Tim asks half dishoriented "6:54:29 seconds why" Dick answers "Okay so bruce is in W.E I'll just grab his stuff and-" Tim says as he starts to turn around "Master Wayne hasn't left the house, his car is still in the garage" Alfred says as if he's used to this "He took a day off?" the second best detective asks as his brain starts to work on this anomaly in Bruces behavior "But today is the first monday of the month" Tim mumbles to himself as he takes the entire pancake and brings it to his mouth eating it in one sole bite "Im going to the batcave" Tim declares and does not wait for an answer "Is he okay?" Duke wonders out loud as a fast shadow decides to follow tim onto.
• Paris-France, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:55 AM, 5 minutes before the Disaster
"DADDY!!!!!" the girl runs towards her fathers arms and jump towards him making the man drop a bag he was carrying just to catch his daughter and spin her around as she starts to laugh, Bruce's eyes cant help but tear up a bit, when was the last time any other of his children missed him this much, but this isnt about them, its about you two "I missed you SO MUCH!" you cant help but shake him a bit "Ohhhh I cant waiiit to tell you what have i done! and what i've been seeing at school!!!" nothing could make this worse nor better right? "…..papa….. how much are you staying for?" you cant help but ask always hoping that he'll say that he will saty with you forever, you sometimes dont like the fact that you are 'hidden' "…im having…. a Staycacion" he says wity a smile "………Stay-cacion?…….AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH YOUR STAYING!?" you screamed very much loudly and exited that you can't help when you bursted into happy tears and hugged him and staining the shoulder of his jacket not like he cared, stains can be washed, stuff can be cleaned, but moments and memories??? they cannot be replaced.
• Batcave, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:56 AM, 4 minutes before the Disaster
"I swear- wheres that man- he nevers changes his routine- he isn't at W.E nor the JL HQ………. Where-" hussle hussle "Casssss not right now" russle russle "he isnt at the kent- wait! your right the kent farm! let me make a call" Tim say as he fistbumps Cassandra and she smiles happily, she is just happy to be of help in finding her father, she's still kinda angered by how they talked about him last night and she wants to have a 'word' with Tim about it, but she'll wait until they have something that leads them to their dad.
• Gotham City, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:57 AM, 3 minutes before the Disaster
"The hell do you mean he isn't in his office?????" a very well known man in a two color suit says "Boss he is not in his office" one of the goon says "I know very well my bes- I know very well Bruce Wayne's schedule" the man says with a bother voice "Harv-" another goon tries to talk before a gunshot is heard, the bullet did not anyone it was just a warning "Two-Face for you all. None of you get to call me Harv-ey. none of you. there was only one person that call me that and im not seeing them." Two-Face said with an unmatched irritation, perhabs he's worried? no! ofcourse not, he is a well known villian that was gonna kidnap the richest man in the country and definately not because he was his bestfriend or that when they kidnap him this bimbo of a man takes this time to sleep and its the most relaxed he's seen him in a while ofcourse not (he definately knows he's tired af from being batman and not sleeping more than 3 hours a day).
• Wayne Manor, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:58 AM, 2 minutes before the Disaster
light and calm steps can be heard through the halls and they go to a stop infront of the master bedroom of the manor, the alluring and very exquisite scent of a meal can be smelled from miles away.
knock knock knock
"Master Bruce. are you awake?……. perhaps your feeling unwell my child" Alfreds voice softened at the silence, he knows how Bruce can get when he's being gloomy and angsty "Please open the door my son, you need to eat, you haven't had a proper meal in 2 days and your protein shakes do not count, i please beg you stop acting like a child and have some proper nutricional food" the old butler can help but be a bit stern in his voice and his worry for the man he's raised for over more than 30 years …… "Master bruce? has something happen?" before alfred can do anything else two pair of steps alert him "Pennyworth? has my father already came out of the room?" The youngest wayne asks with one of his pets following him "Not yet, do you want to help me out Master Damian?" the butler recieves a happy nod, the green eyed child is more than pleased to help wake his father up, his father has been there for him since he entered thos household, the least he could do is try and help him when he isn't feeling well.
• Batcave, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:59 AM, 1 minutes before the Disaster
"He is not there??? could you help me out with this???" Tim says through the phone as cass is re-checking all the cams that they have around everywhere and also crossing all the possible stuff in their improvised list
fell into a fountain
crazy yatch party
weekly meeting
JL Headquarters
Kent Farm
his room
she can feel Tim stress out by only looking into his eyes, he is inside the 'normal' for Tim so she doen't worry much (she is gonna freak out in that nights Patrol)
• Wayne Manor, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:59 AM, 30 seconds before the Disaster, and counting
"ejem- ejem- Father, are you in there?" Damian tried to keep his voice the most steady as possible but still no asnwer…. so he decides other aproach as he slightly eyes the butler and then grabs all the possible bravery and takes the handle in his hand and twist it opening the door and stepping in "Baba i request you stop ignoring Alfred and I- B-baba??" but there is no one to be found in the room they fully walk in to see Bruce's closet half closed, most of his daily shirts are goneand so are most of his shoes and jackets and the fur jackets, but thats okay until he checks the drawer where Bruce keeps the stuff his children give him…. and its empty… His father keft them "D-did he? did he-"
"…."
"Master Damian, please do not alarm yourself"
• Everywhere in Gotham, Monday/March/06/2025, 6:59 AM, 10 seconds before the Crashout, and counting
"Thanks Connor, I'll call you later"
09 seconds before the Crashout
"Duke have you seen B?" Barbara asks as she just got there from the watchtower and she needs to talk to Bruce about some Scarecrow shit
08 seconds before the Crashout
"Why are my Older brother senses Tingling???" Dick stands up and gets out of his room peaking out to see Alfred in the doorway of Bruces room
07 seconds before the Crashout
"Alfre? is everything- what the- " he watches the know kinda empty room of Bruce
06 seconds before the Crashout
"H-hey Damian, how- how are you doing?" Dick asks as he kneels infront of the kid that looks that is about to combust on the spot, he tries to stay as calm as he can to not startle the child
05 seconds before the crashout
Are they taking him for an idiot? why is Grayson treating him like a kicked puppy, he's fine. he is totally okay, definatelly not worried……
04 seconds before the crashout
He is okay, he can handle his emotions, this is a trick!, a TEST, thats right! just a test to see if he can do stuff alone and without help! definately because he wouldn't have left him right?
03 seconds before the crashout
he wouldn't left him. he promised he wouldn't and his father never lies, right? RIGHT?, he woudn't do what his mother did to him. he promised, he swore under that candle. He signed the papers where it says that he is his father, so is he not here? why did he left his stuff, but he wouldnt do that right? he would do it again, like the timestream incident?
02 seconds before the crashout
maybe what his grandfather told him was right, Bruce wouldn't want him, perhaps this is his karma for failing his 'rightfuk destiny' maybe he did something wrong?
01 Seconds before the Crashout
"Master Damian, please stop this in this moment, it's not time for a tantr-" Alfreds voice gets cut off and Dick cant help but actually get freaked out, Tim hears ot, Cassandra hears it, Duke, Barbara, Stephanie, Jason who was entering through the window of his old childhood room, Connor who was eating his breakfast in Kansas, Jon who is in his school trip first hears the heartbeat spike abnormaly and is ready to ditch the class in that instant and perhaps even the half unconsious Superman hear the bloody screathing banshee scream that goes out of Damian's throat
00 seconds before the crashout
"BABA!"



Bruce stops suddenly from walking "Are you okay papa?" You can't help but ask kinda worried "Did you heard that????" he asks you also confused, he feels his chest tingling in a weird way that he wasn't felt in a while, at least not since Tim brought him back from the timestream and kinda lunged into his arms crying "I didn't heard anything dad" you asnwer him more softly tryung to appease hus sudden frown "ehhh… Must have been the wind then" he says now more calm as you and him walk hand in hand out of the air port and towards a [F/C] Porsche convertible with a custom plate that says [INSERT THE MOST BADASS WORD YOU KNOW], "m'kay papa lets go!" you say with such happiness and such bright smile that you could challenge even the sun in who was brighter the Sun or You (obviosly you would win) "Yeah, Lets go home" Bruce says with the softest laugh that you have ever heard, he helps you in your own car into the passanger seat even tho you were gonna drive, how could he let his child drive him let him help you please, you can only smile at the fact that he is trying his best to be a more than a good dad, what can you say? Your love your father very much.



3K EXACT WORDS (I made this chapter i like 2 hours????) Hope yall like Damians Crash out (PLEASE COMENT WHATEVER)
#tw neglect#emotional neglect#batfamily x neglected reader#crack fic#crackship#crack treated seriously#it gets worse before it gets better#bruce wayne#Superbat if you squint#tired bruce wayne#bruce wayne is trying#bruce wayne is a good dad#dick grayson#bruce wayne is a good father#dick grayson is a menace#jason todd#jason todd is a good brother#jason todd is a little shit#tim drake#tim drake is red robin#Tim is on the verge of going crazy#tim drake is joker junior#tim drake is a menace#damian wayne#Damian Wayne crashes out#damian wayne is robin#cassandra cain#duke thomas#duke thomas is the most normal even tho he's the only meta#alfred pennyworth
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My goodness have you seen the time? ...it's Dizzy Time. (Art by Ada)
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All the Crash fanart I've made recently based on and on top of some of my favorite shots, and I plan on drawing all of them. So much. Huge shoutout @b00mrang like wowza good show
I feel like indulging in the face headcannons for rvb was like, 50% of the fun when I got into rvb. It's not a common thing to explore in fandoms and its just!!!!! Fun as hell idk it really scratches my brain right
Now theres not much to go off of description wise for these guys (minus Duke explicitly referring to himself as handsome and I chose to believe him and draw him accordingly))he's my favorite can u tell)), but I was mostly thinking to represent them age wise. Crash and Duke strike me as anywhere between 25-35, and Pops prob likeee 45-55.
#my art#machinima#crash halo#duke crash#pops crash#rvb#rvb fanart#yes tagging rvb cuz??? watch crash hello????#crash fanart#halo reach#red vs blue#digital art#art#halo spartan#reflecting after i finished but thinking about it#i guess Duke shouldnt look so “clean” idk i gave him eyebags lmao#which alcoholics definitely have#i based pops off of joel miller lowkey#i can draw backgrounds i promise i was quite simply being lazy
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Duke Thomas week day 1: Rebellion
Ruh-Roh! It’s nothin he can’t handle tho 💛
#duke thomas#the signal#duke week 2023#dc comics#batfamily#my program keeps crashing#I refuse to let my shitty tech keep me from celebrating this boy#as long as I get like half a week of stuff for him I’ll be proud#anyone know to unfuck an iPad#Awzominator art
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