#creachers...

[sojrner-fishsticcc]

them,,,,,

theyr so fucking cute together... i was on the verge of tears making them hold hands oh my god theyre so fucking adorabl. im definetly gonna make more images of them together i just. i cannot handle this right now. two of them <3 <3

[azolitmin]

[silayter]

Whose dog is this??

[ceroro]

The great creacher balancing act (2025)

[pien-art]

✢ ✤ snippets ✤ ✢

drawing pictures and memories because I am forever afraid of forgetting.

(prints available here)

[bruciemilf]

So glad you clarified that "Alfred bleeding out at brucie's day party" was step 1 in becoming pennywaynes. I was just about to ask lol

Also thinking that Alfred doesn't say "fuck" because Thomas says it enough for both of them. And how they're both feral in opposite directions (loud and vulgar vs poised and eloquent) makes me wonder what direction Martha is feral in. Exceedingly painfully viciously polite? Barefoot in the dirt, she'd love poison ivy fae-tinged feral? Does this make sense? I'm sick. All I can think about is Thomas and Alfred preparing to carve someone up and you don't even know who you are supposed to be more scared of

I like to imagine Martha as Morticia Addams feral. Regal, majestic, peculiar, and could wipe the floor with your self-esteem in a minute if crossed. Bruce’s mama was a silent badass for sure.

I like to think Damian inherited her affection for animals! Hers pets were just more… Unique, let’s say.

Imagine you’re Alfred. You’ve been working at the Wayne manor for about two weeks now.

Thomas, your husband boss hands you a huge chunk of bloody meat hanging from a butcher hook, while yelling violently at a business partner on the phone.

“Al, go feed Bruce, will ya?”

“?????????????”

Bruce gently grabs Alfred’s hand (Alfred has to tilt down) and he’s taken to the pool area.

There’s a big ass tank.

There’s a big ass, 20 foot long, great white shark in that tank. Bruce hugs the glass. Alfred may or may not pass out. Martha gently takes Bruce in her arms, kindly asks Alfred to clean the floors, and vanishes in the shadows.

She also has an albino ball python that Bruce adores. Occasionally, she wears him as a scarf. Alfred is severely loving and regretting his life choices.

[degenerateshinji]

we like when i shitpost apparently

alt

[dykelizard]

scuttles out of my underground hole and hands you these

edit: part 2 is here

[deerspherestudios]

Hii so I have a silly question about atom... idk if it makes sense but, I'm assuming the crew's spacesuits are height-specific and another stuff so they can fit? (If it makes sense), if anything that means they're different? so with that in mind... how tall is atom in the suit? I can imagine without it I guess they can be whatever height they want (after all atom is just a bunch of alien worms) so I thought it would make more sense to ask how tall it is in it's suit.... sorry if this doesn't make sense im just curious ;-;

That's a perfectly fair question! Considering it's heavily implied the company Luna works for are absolute cheapskates, I'd imagine the suits are made to be re-sized on the go if members are fired and hired on a whim. It's a fictional setting so I can probably get away with the safety risks haha!

I actually included a height chart in this silly snowball post, but just to repost all my love interests' canon heights:

Atom is 5'3!

[cherryatombomb]

we as a society don't talk enough abt how ghost is canonically like. actually cocky. sure i think he's a lil insecure man at heart but also "are you ugly?" "quite the opposite" let him be a flirt sometimes. angst is fun but also. he can be a lil cocky. he likes his stupid lil dad jokes. he doesn't take himself That Seriously in the grand scheme of things. i love him

[hychlorions]

(looks at the time) ooh... the bitching hour

[kartoonkane]

Aqua the fish kitty

[clock-loves-rajbow]

Tag urself I’m Raj

[nebby-the-protogen]

here's some funny lil creatures

𖠋𖠃𖠊𖢥𖢂𖠍𖠓𖡉𖡅𖡕𖢐𖡃

[ceroro]

wow! creachmas eve!

[atompalace-official]