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bruciemilf · 5 months ago

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Bruce truly hates magic with every pump and beat of his heart.

What kinda curse is Slang, anyway?

“This is the best day of my life.”

“Bro really thought he ate with that.” Bruce physically feels a full body shiver, charged with nausea and cringe. “This is level 10 cringe. Can’t have shit in Gotham.”

Dick is his earth bound angel, but he laughs like a demon at him, holding onto Jason for support, pledging his eternal loyalty to Zatana and her pettiness.

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“Hey, old bat, hook me up with an adrenaline shot.”

What he wants to say is Jay, do not try and fight with 6 bullets in your stomach.

What comes out instead, through Bruce’s grit teeth and intense, fierce glaring, “Not you trying to go back to your corpse era. See how I only took 2 shots? Very demure. Very mindful.”

Jason passes out from blood loss, but mostly laughter.

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“Chat, is this real?”

Stephanie barely bites back a full belly cackle. “I think he just asked us if we copied.”

“I wish I was Jason, 15.”

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“This is not a slay environment. Killing is flop behavior.” He keeps his eyes shut and buries his face in his hands. Trying to convince Damian not to stab someone doesn’t seem to work.

Damian gives him a pat like he’s a pitiful cat. “I’ll only stab the non lethal areas.”

“God, I wish that were me.”

#basically Bruce gets hit with a curse that only allows him to speak in slang #what’s funny is that only dick is chronically online enough to understand him #and Jason’s recording everything for blackmail later #Bruce: don’t care didn’t ask. -100 points for aura and rizz #Jason: LAUGH #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #damian wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #text #text post #batfamily

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beebfreeb · 1 year ago

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#funny talking tag #My favorite thing to do is HC characters as trans but also that they've never heard that term before and act accordingly.#My other favorite thing to do is make characters repressed.#My other other favorite thing to do is make a character go ''I feel like a(n) object/animal/thing pretending to be a man/woman''#''but I don't really care about that right now I have a job''#Anyway while this post can be about whichever characters you feel fit I made this with a certain character in mind.#(Dimentio of SPM fame) (He has something really specific going on that makes me cackle) (You can ask me about it)#(Also Morceau Oleander is a trans woman to me because she would be happier)#(and she deserves to live a life not defined by other's expectations of her)#Someone put a forbidden and ancient curse on this post so no more.

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cometblaster2070 · 6 months ago

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i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

#wicked #wicked 2024 #shitpost #my hand slipped oh no #madame morrible #glinda upland #elphaba thropp #gelphie #imagine being her for a second yk #like that scene just before the ballroom scene where elphaba comes to her #asks her to include glinda in their classes #and threatens to QUIT if she doesn't do it right that instant #and you're there like girl wtf???#i thought we hated her why are you up in her ass rn???#do you think she saw whatever sort of horrible homoerotic tension they had going on during loathing #and she was like yk what this is fine i can deal with this im sure this won't lead to anything #and cue elphaba banging on her door at 2am #i would've taken a bottle of aspirin and gone to bed like BYE #can't deal with these damn lesbians again #i just KNOW she was cursing glinda out #also again madame morrible's plan hinged on elphaba being so starved for love and approval she'd do whatever she and the wizard wanted #BUT WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SHE GETS LOVE AND VALIDATION FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE #LIKE THIS WAS NOT ACCORDING TO PLAN #WHERE DID THE PINK LESBIAN COME FROM???

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the-enchanting-table · 4 months ago

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Enchant penis?

Your penis has been inflicted with Curse of Vanishing. Never ask me for anything again.

#ask curses

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whitesunlars · 2 months ago

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it's me, i'm girls

#n2n #next to normal #pbs great performances #pbs #next to normal musical #musical theatre #broadway #west end #melissa's life #is gabe a hallucination? is he a ghost? is he a poltergeist?#i don't know but he haunts the narrative and we love that for him #the possible meanings that come from dan seeing gabe at the end #always leave me frothing at the mouth #are we doomed to become are parents #are we doomed to be haunted by our grief #is insanity a curse #how do we live with mental illness #next to normal asks all of these questions with a banging alt rock 2000s broadway soundtrack

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lekoppadraws · 2 months ago

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Occupational hazards.

Bonus:

#Zosan #sanzo #one piece #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #comic #not gunna tag the entire crew cameos but I guess I should add #silver fox foxy #one piece forced me to draw this #I never asked to be cursed with these visions

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technically-human · 2 months ago

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how do you think Robotnik would act if someone had somehow managed to capture Stone?

Well, he seems a bit angry

ko-fi

#ask ask ask #stobotnik #agent stone #doctor ivo robotnik #after this he put a tracker on him #i don't know why the idea of the government losing agents fast enough for them to have a special protocol #which includes a fruit basket #is very funny to me #the reason they think stone is MIA is that Stone went back to Robotnik as soon as he escaped #so nobody else knows he's okay #they did eat the fruit #robotnik wants to prove a point by doing it. he's eating it now because he'll never get a fruit basket again #also i have this running joke in which i always interrupt rob when he tries to curse

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r-aindr0p · 1 year ago

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✨The shroud brothers (and yuu) wish you a happy pride month ✨

#twisted wonderland #twst shitpost #ortho shroud #twst ortho #idia shroud #twst idia #pride month #you are matching with your gamer keyboard now idia !#ortho wanted to match too #asking the components to the science club because crewel is too intimidating for yuu/fred #making something beautiful out of curse flames #the component's aren't the exact versions but i didn't want to be too specific (and write more text about science I don't fully understand)#idk if some of these can be handled with bare hands uhh rip yuu if not...#ok fuck I looked it up DO NOT HANDLE POTASSIUM WITH BARE HANDS !!!#adieu yuu

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same-picture-of-a-rock-every-day · 4 months ago

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the rock mod is back :)

oh hey guys, long time no see :) I should check my follower count to see if i need to update my bio-

oh. oh wow. damn. Honestly, genuinely, keeping up with this blog and seeing everyone's reaction to it every day has been one of the few things keeping me going in college, especially with some personal struggles going on lately. I want to do something to thank you guys, if you have any ideas PLEASE let me know because I am NOT an idea guy (hence a blog that requires NO creativity lmao) over the next few days im also going to clean up my intro post and bio and stuff and just make this blog a little nicer (not removing anythin important!! the rock blog will still be basically the same :)

This blog also turns four years old in TWO DAYS so I will be doing something for that as well (if finals week doesn't kill me dead). I started this blog in high school during COVID, when I was depressed, unmediated, and generally struggling with life. Now im a relatively stable college student, on hrt and genuinely on my way to living my best life, and throughout it all, i've had the rock blog to remind me there are people that care if i'm there, even if its just a small thing like queuing a stock photo.

Lastly. I hate to ask this, things are tough out there for us all, but im struggling to make rent this month, and if you have a spare dollar you can send to your local trans disabled faggot rock blog, I promise it will go towards helping me survive and make more rock themed posts for ever and ever and ever. if you do decide to give me anything dm me and ill send you a picture of a rock from my personal collection. hell ill ship rocks to people if you send me enough lmaooo. my kofi is https://ko-fi.com/ sirrivix, again absolutely no pressure at all im just struggling at the moment.

#my rock collection has dramatically expanded since i made friends with a geologist lmao if yall wanna see that #i have a pretyt good collection of carved mushrooms now #rock mod posts #not a rock #im getting a job at safeway next month but they are takign sooooo long to get me sheduled and school is kicking my ass #curse of being off my adhd meds for the past month #also if you havent heard this in a while #i love you guys #so much. like sooosoooo much #knwonig this many people #even if they arnt actually here anymore #came here and liked my commitment to the bit enough to stay.#its overwhelming in the best way #anyway the mortifying ordeal of asking for help

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rocketbirdie · 1 month ago

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POP QUIZ.

the ff7 crew have to trade weapons. who gets what and why. who is hype to be wearing red's collar

these ones i know for certain, the others i'm not sure yet. like, should vincent be wielding aerith's magical staff, or beating people up with his bare fists? asking the important questions here

#sorry for the super cursed red xiii btw #LMAOO #aerith with a gun is canon in my heart #ffvii #cloud strife #aerith gainsborough #cait sith #cid highwind #red xiii #nanaki #my art <3 #asks #ty<333

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 6 months ago

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probably will be FORCED by Pomp And Circumstance to go to the CLOWN HOSPITAL, for a CLOWN INJURY (may or may not be An ALLEGEDLY Fractured Foot...a MOURNFUL MALADY incurred in the most PATHETIC and LAPSIDAISICAL Fashion of TRAGICALLY UNFASHIONABLY Events......

Anyway. Forgot what I was saying. Buy me 1/25th of an x-ray or whatnot I guess

#ASK ME #ASK ME HOW I ALLEGEDLY BROKE MY FOOTSIE BONSIES!!!!#shall come up with a different answer EACH time and they shall ALL be curious concerning and browraising #no but really ASK ME i have SO. MANY. ANSWERS.#(the actual answer isn't even mundane if anything it is...Up There.)#(my personal curse is the inability to give a straight answer Even And Especially when the actual accurate answer is funnier!#sometimes the actual truth of the matter is funnier! life just works like that occasionally!!!#and still it is my duty--my god calling--to decieve #anyways an object fell on me or I fell on an object. that object maybe or may not be a planet. or may or may not be an undisclosed oblong.#or both. or neither. mind your business before i suck your tax evaded beeswax right under you #...i May be slightly loopy on the adrenaline aftermath of (ALLEGEDLY) breaking some damn bones #I'm cranky and i want to hobble to the kitchen to Procure some Frozen Breakfast Food #and yet i am bound to bed for the sake of Elevating The Limb #I Am Basically Tantalus Do You Comprehend I Am Tantalus I Am A Tortured Mythological Figure And You Are Standing By Like Impotent Cupbearer #s #YOU ARE AN IMPOTENT CUPBEARER AND I AM PROMETHEUS SCREECHING AS MY INNARDS ARE WOVEN INTO STATEMENT ART #......motherfricker my ice pack is leaking

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demonic0angel · 6 days ago

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Danny starts selling random magical artifacts from Pariah Dark's castle to people. Super heroes, super villains, doesn't matter. What do the artifacts do? Fuck if Danny knows! He got rent to pay!

Jazz: …. Danny? I don’t think you should be doing this….

Danny: It’s fine, I need the money :)

Jazz: But Danny! You don’t even know what some of these things do!

Danny: Yeah, I do! …. After people buy them and get cursed… but it’s not too bad! Like just yesterday, a random guy named Constantine bought a watch from me and he’s still alive! It’s perfectly fine!

Jazz: …. Then why is the Justice League after you?

Danny: Jazz. I literally cannot afford to care :/

Jazz:

Danny:

Jazz: Yeah, you’re right.

Danny: Yes, thank you :) now help me package this thing. Someone named Alvin Draper wants it.

#dpxdc #dcxdp #dp x dc #danny phantom x dc #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #ask #anon ask #jazz fenton #danny fenton #ty for the ask!#danny eventually gets caught by the jl bc they think he’s some sort of black market dealer of cursed objects

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beefy-the-stronk · 1 month ago

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Save some for the rest of 'em bro, daang

Au I guess where Same Ol' Dan gets to chill with everyone and (somehow) has a reliable food source of marrow (which doesn't stop him from having normal treats ofc)

#look outside #look outside game #i wonder if he ever takes a boston cream donut and succs the cream inside first #Dan look outside #same ol dan #cursed dan #cursed sam #failed ritual #rat baby #sam look outside #hellen look outside #sophie look outside #also sam ol dan deserves to have some clothes he looks so nakey without em #idk if this is hard to read but Sam isn't upset or mad- he's just nervously asking for a piece

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gatorgrumbles · 7 months ago

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