#does not think twice

[stunie]

Ume-chan is the type of guy who isn’t embarrassed to hold/carry his s/o’s purse—no matter how girly the design/color is—all day when the both of you are going on a date outside 🥰

kisa . i am inconsolable right now . i’m never shutting up about that selfship art .

u are absolutely so right !! and also? if ur heels r hurting you, he’ll bend down n take them off for u— let u hold onto him/ balance urself on his back (doesn’t even flinch when you push all ur weight on him bc u almost fell over!), then he’s got u on his back so he can piggy back ride u home !! n he’s holding ur heels in his free hand ):

[parrish-the-thot]

I had the funny thought of a soulmate au in which you can hear your soulmate’s thoughts specifically when they think about you, so you what their thoughts regarding you and whatnot, very cute could be very funny.

But I imagine Steddie still in high school. Steve not really thinking about Eddie in particular besides the occasional passing “what is he doing on that table”, “I wonder if he is selling after school today” and once a “that’s a cool jacket” which leaves Eddie on a high for the rest of the week.

Steve in the other hand keeps hearing the most raunchiest, horny, things imaginable sitting in class like “this girl wants to do what to my ass???”

[aroaceleovaldez]

i have suddenly become obsessed with a theme that HoO established but never proceeded to extrapolate on, which is:

You are Percy Jackson, and you have been swapped with a boy who was allegedly everyone's favorite person, but they have decided to replace him with you. They just met you. You stand next to his best friend and the people he's known his entire life. In his home. In his cloak. In his place. They stopped looking for him.

You are Jason Grace, and you have just found out you have a long lost sister who completely replaced you in her life with this girl you just met. Your lives and personalities are mirrors. She is you, living the life you were robbed of.

You are Annabeth Chase, and you have just become starkly aware that you have been inhabiting the void left behind by your best friend's long lost brother. You and Luke were just replacements for him. Now you have to look him in the eyes when he has nothing and know you took that life from him.

You are Piper McLean, and you have just found out your relationship is fake and built entirely on the memories of Annabeth Chase. You have been given a boyfriend when hers has been taken away. You have no idea how much of it is real or not but regardless you feel like if your relationship isn't exactly in their image that you have failed.

You are Leo Valdez, and you have just learned that you are the echo of your great-grandfather. You are not your own person. You just exist to be a mirror of him. A doppelganger. An actor and stunt double facing all the danger he never had to but wearing his face. To be there for his best friend decades later simply because he couldn't. You are playing a role. A seventh wheel and a pawn for a goddess who carefully sculpted your entire life for her own purposes.

You are Hazel Levesque, and the only reason you are alive is because your brother couldn't save your his sister. You are a consolation prize. An apology. Your existence here is misplaced in every way but you inhabit it anyways.

You are Frank Zhang, and you are a shapeshifter. Inhabiting your own body feels strange and clumsy when you could be literally anything at any time. You are anything and everything and live your life with the simple certainty of knowing exactly how you will die.

[casscainmainly]

Every Time Duke Thomas Is Snarky Towards or Insults Jason Todd (So Far)

Batman & The Signal TPB // Batman (2016) #33 // Detective Comics (2016) #1000 // DC Rise of the Power Company

[ergolost]

my adhd meds ran out

[basedjamil]

silly little retainerswap au . . . baur was a bodyguard for one of kalim's ancestors; kalim is at NRC specifically so that sebek can go without abandoning his post. the vipers are the traditional retainers for briar valley's royalty and they REALLY disapprove of lilia for book 7 spoilers reasons

[lilislegacy]

frederick chase (the upper-middle-class californian) taking percy (the extremely poor new yorker) golfing to bond with him.

percy fidgeting and being bored out of his mind the whole time. he’s fighting for his life to act engaged and not yawn every 3 seconds.

one of them hitting the ball into the water, and when frederick goes to get a new ball, percy says, “nah, i got it,” and fully dives into the pond to get it (frederick is flabbergasted).

percy accidentally hitting a hole-in-one, and when frederick freaks out and jumps around and calls him a natural, percy shrugs and says it’s not his game (frederick is, again, flabbergasted).

percy telling all this to annabeth afterwards, and she’s laughing so hard that she’s in tears.

[technically-human]

I just recently learned a cat fact that is so Robotnik coded that I had to share.

When cats headbutt you, they're doing more than just saying, 'I like this human'. They're essentially scent marking them, letting other cats in the area know that 'This one right here? Mine. This is my human now.'

I imagine Ivo would do something akin to that without really thinking about it once he finally accepted Stone into the lab. Maybe not nessicarily headbutts, but random shoulder pats/bumps/checks, leaving pieces of his own clothes on the backs of chairs so the smell rubs off on him, sets an air freshner around Stone's work area that smells like his own home.

Ivo can see that he's doing it and recognizes the patterns. But he can't fathom for the life of him, why he keeps on doing it. Stone is confused, and wonders if the doctor thinks he smells bad.

I like to think he does this regularly!

ko-fi

[cap10wilson]

sometimes letterboxd reviews are beautiful

[bumfuzzled-bee]

!! Lil guys !!

[nevertem]

[todayis-snowy]

mhin has probably caught ais in the tail end of his ??? (totally not losing control or anything because of the octopus in his head) time of the day.

this is probably the time when they've seen him do "horrible things" and why ais can't recall encountering them or giving them a reason to dislike him at all

[foxgloveinspace]

*slaps a battered old cookie tin you'd think has sewing stuff in it*

And here's all my ships where one or both of them are dead!

[inkrats]

It’s so funny reading Sladick fics and watching them dance around the topic of Bruce/Brudick like. yk the minute you bring him up Dick Graysons Spirit is gonna possess you and wax poetic about him and you won’t even be able to do anything about it. Slade will be stuck with his panties around his ankles and you’ll just have to let him

[hinamie]

looks at hair slicked back megu I Could Fix Him

[wttcsms]

when he looks like the world’s biggest sweetheart but has accidentally (or purposely) became the campus’s most infamous virgin killer. it’s that stupid endearing little grin of his that makes you feel safe, those sickeningly sweet puppy dog eyes that he unintentionally (it has to be intentional, though!!) that he gives you when he’s peering up from between your thighs, the way he’s so selfless about getting you off before even thinking about taking off his own pants. of course you want your first time to be with him. it’s even worse when you realize that after hes spent the night setting the bar for sex impossibly high, you wake up alone. you’re getting ready to jump ship and escape, wincing as you can barely walk, only to run into him with your clothes still in your hands. you haven’t even left his room yet.

“you’re leaving already?” he sounds almost disappointed, and then you notice the plate of breakfast in his hand. he was going to bring you breakfast in bed? the hottest virgin killer on campus dicked you down, cleaned you up, and instead of kicking you out, he cooked your bacon just right. fuck, he’s so annoying.