#dont talk to me im angy... and sad...

[tsarbulbas-pidoras]

FFFFFUUCK i missed beating 1000 boops I WAS SO CLOSE I HAD LIKE 700 AND I EVEN DIDNT SCREENSHOT IT UUUUUGHHHH🤬🤬😭😭👹👹👹👹🙆

[hellsitegenetics]

genome THIS (pleag. it would make me happy):

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgen leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgenLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

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[museoftheprophet]

JOSHUA MACHEATH

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JOSHUA MACHEATH

GODDAMN FOOL MUSCLE-SHIRT WEARING PROTIEN POWDER DOWNING CRINGEFAIL BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT "ALPHA MALE" OF THE WHORE.

BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CAMPGROUND LAUGHED OUT OF OHIO COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JOSHUA MACHEATH

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JOSHUA MACHEATH I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE TALK ABOUT THE CAMP'S "NATURAL ORDER" SO MUCH WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT LIKE ASKING MW ON A DATE??? PICK UP THESE HOTDOGS BITCH IS HE STUPID IS HE A FURRY MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM CAN'T EVEN SEE HIS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS MOST PATHETIC PUBESTACHE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Joshua MacHeath was waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with Joshua MacHeath speaking one more word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he is a cringefail dudebro loser but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some whiteboy shithead whos a fan of alpha male influencers and wanted to be the irl version ill go ham

BETTER be transmasc and going through The Rite Of Passage HyperMasc Phase bcuz if he isn’t Im going to make him paypal .com /IFuckingHateJoshuaMacHeath episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his presence and I lost it

where the fuck is Joshua MacHeath if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

cringelord boyfailure

ill punch Joshua and his sad gangly man twig arms will simply break apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final neon sports drink he kept on him at all times simply labelled “bitchboy loser juice” in big bold comic sans

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope the jabberbeaks give me a date for when Joshua MacHeath will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a week i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so much lame ass cringefail loserish pathetic shit to say

[amannottobefuckedwith]

Rewrote the leitner rant for Larson. I know I got some things wrong and didn’t change a lot but I do not care for that man enough to put effort into it

WALLACE LARSON? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON GOD DAMN CHILD KILLING COLLECTING DUST RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ORDER OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WALLACE LARSON.

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WALLACE LARSON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE A MONSTER UNDER HIS ESTATE?WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said Wallace Larsons inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down.

if i have to deal with Wallace Larson speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he’s part of a cult but i am just mad because i am angy.

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a god force him to kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateWallaceLarson

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe in the mines and I lost it

where the fuck is Wallace Larson if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch Larson and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one sad king fragment he kept on him at all times simply now named Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when Wallace died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who was part of a cult AND KILLED HIS OWN CHILD -Arthur

[fartquen12]

Ghetto X Gojo x y/n !!

trigger warnings: angst, cheating, violence, mentions of self harm, ed, etc.

A/N: I hope you guys like it 😭🙏🏻 I've never written for jjk and I haven't made a fic in ages so bare with me </3

You're dating Ghetto. You and Ghetto have been going strong for about 5 months now. You've always had the perfect relationship, failure to create any flaws. That is until GOJO came back into Ghettos life for the worst....

5 MONTHS AGO

You don't know Gojo that well. You've heard of him a few times through Ghetto. Ghetto always spoke positively of Gojo. One day you had noticed a dramatic situation between Gojo and Gojos boyfriend Chooshoe. Chooshoe and Gojo had been getting into frequent arguments and Gojo had been messing around with Mahitoe in

PRIVATE.

You didn't want to get sucked into any of this drama because you honestly couldn't care less. You didn't know this people you just focused on Ghetto and your current life. That was until your friend Nobarsugh came to you and told you all of this drama. She told you this because she had deep feelings for Mahitoe and wanted Gojo to leave Mahitoe alone. Yawn yawn yawn........ you honestly didnt GAF!!!

"Have you hear-"

"Shudup Noboobsuh."

Weeks of this drama went by. Until one day. Chooshoe and Gojo broke up... and this was just the start. Nobara began heavily lying and trash talking Gojo to Ghetto. You and Ghetto never talked about it but Ghetto quickly began ghosting Gojo..... One day Nobara asked you your opinion on the matter. So you spoke up about it. But then.. Nobara took her little snitch azz to Gojo and pulled a bitchy stick up the butt and told Gojo everything you said and more!! And Gojo came right to you to fight your ass!!! And you were all like NAW JIT TRIPPIN!!! But then.. Ghetto was all like

"omg im so sorry i ignored you you're actually such a baddie!!" To Gojo but then Noboobsuh got kicked out of the friend group because she was a lyin ho and no one like her azz and she be creepy weirdo... bud then.... big big catfight happen between you and GOJO get into big boy fight.. and after big boy fight you run to boyfriend Ghetto and you say

"ghetto look at all shid gojo say about me... do u care"

and ghetto basically say ummmm no ho me no care me no gaf!!!

so anyway then ur all like ummmm okay fat azz whatever... so you no care. and you love ghetto with whole heart you say omg!!! ghettoe me love you so much and ghettoe say omg me love u tew and yay!! its all happy!! but then... Gojo and Ghettoe get close like dic and become butt buddies.... and whenever you text ghetto to tell ghettoe about your new sourcer powers ghetto no respond for 3 whole minute and ghettoe say

"."

so you get ANGY!! you cry everday and you no eat food so you be super skinny and everyone love u. but then... ghetto and gojo just keep getting closer.!!! and when you check. ghetto no gaf abt u ghetto only want tew talk to gojo. and now you and gojo kind of friend but gojo and mahitoe are dating but then gojo tell mahitoe he think you two like eachother and mahitoe like ew no wtf but then we find out mahitoe girl and mahitoe have big crush on ghetto and you're all like... UMM WTF!!! WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and ghetto no care and you think ghetto and gojo lowk get it in private because they have crazy private sourcer dms that u cant see and you lowk dont trust ghetto at all because what if ghetto think omg gojo so hawt like 🍑🙏🏻🍆👅🔥 and gojo tell ghetto graphic things and ghetto just say "." and yeah.. and then!! ghetto lowkey talk shid about you to gojo!! when u get sad ghetto just say

"ugh y/n no reply umm me no care i guess y/n just doesnt want to talk to me 😔"

um ghettoe we wonder why... and you cut yo self ever day for past month because why ghettoe no love u and GOJOS FAT FUCKING BITCH STUPID ASS WHORE ASS IS SUCH A FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER ALWAYS SAYING OMG IM CUTTING MYSELF RN I JS STABBED MYSELF SHUTUP YOY FAT FUCKING WHORE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING CAR THATS SUPPOSED TO BE MY BOYFRIEND WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR STUPID FUCKING FOURTEEN YEAR OLD WHORE ASS DOING FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU DIRTY ASS RUNNING AROUND WITH ANY GUY YOU MEET FUCKING BITCH ASS GO KYS ASS STUPID ASS BITCH HOLY FUCKING SHIT THANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE AND MAKING EVERY DAY LITERALLY HELL AND THANKS GHETTO FOR ALWAYS SAYING OMG!! NO BBG IM GONNA FIX IT!! BUT U NEVER FIX IT AND WHY DO I ALWAYS HAVE TO FEEL LIKE YOU AND GOJO SECRETLY GET IT IN PRIVATE JHOLY SHIT DO I HAVE TO PAY MONEY FOR YOU TO LOVE ME WHY CANT YOU LOVE ME WHY ARE YOU SO DISTANT WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO MAKE YOU LOVE ME LIKE WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING. WHY ARE YOU INLOVE WITH SOME OTHER GIRL WHO I KNOW I CAN LITERALLY NEVER BE NO MATTER HOW HARD I TRY. AM I JUST SO UNINTERESTING TO YOU THAT I GENUINELY JS DONT MATTER THAT MUCH. LIKE WE WILL BE HAVING THE DRIEST FUCKING CONVO AND THEN I LOOK AND U AND GOJO ARE JUST PARTYING IT UP HAVING THE BEST TIME LIKE OMG OKAY!! LET ME GO KMS RQ AND MAYBE?? JUST MAYBE ULL MISS ME AND MAYBE U WILL FEEL BAD LIKE I FEEL EVERY SINGLE DAY WHEN YOU LITERALLY MAKE ME FEEL LIKE IM NOT EVEN A HUMAN BEING IM JS SOMEONE U CAN MAYBE HAVE FUN WITH BUT OH NO GOJO IS WAY FUNNER WHY WOULD U EVER WANNA SPEND TIME WITH ME. AND FUCK YOU TOO MAHITOE. FUCK YOU GUYS 😭😭😭 I JUST WANT TO BE LOVED IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK HOLY FUCKING SHIT. LITERALLY WHY AM I JUST SOME RANDOM HOE THAT U GUYS GIVE NO FUCK ABOUT. I LITERALLY BLOCKED EVERYONE AND SHUT EVERYONE OUT FOR GAYTOE AND GAYTOE JUST BE LIKE UMMM OKAY ME GO TALK TO GOJO NOW

"i dont love gojo i love you"

I SMELL A FAT ASS LIE OVER HERE 😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

WHY ARE YOU BEST FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE THAT HAS LITERALLY CALLED MY WHOLE LIFE A JOKE AND CONSTANTLY SHOVES ME OUT OF CONVERSATIONS AND WHEN WE TALK AS A GROUP MAKES SURE I FEEL SUPER UNINCLUDED AND LITERALLY DOES NOT GAF ABT ME AND JS LIKES TO MAKE ME FEEL LIKE ABSOLUTE ASS. AND WHENEVER I TALK TO MAHITOE. GOJO GETS SO MAD AND IS ALL LIKE OMG MAHITOE DO U HAVE A CRUSH ON Y/N!! BUT NO. GOJO GETS TO TALK TO GHETTO FOR HOURS AND I CANT SAY "GHETTO DO U LIKE GOJO" BCS GHETTO IS LIKE NO I DONT BUT THEN GHETTO TURNS AROUND AND FUCKING IGNORES ME TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH GOJO.

ummmm!! guys i hope u liked my fic im super creative with ideas and i thought of this on the toilet ofc so thats why its so good quality !! <3

[yourfaveiskenough]

jurgen leitner is NOT kenough.

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

Jurgen Leitner from The Magnus Archives is NOT Kenough!

[purplishbluefrog]

MARKOTH?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MARKOTH GOD DAMN FOOL SHIELD SPINNING RUN ENDING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT WARRIOR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MARKOTH. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MARKOTH I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE NOT HAVE A FLOOR WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST GIVE US THE FLOOR IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MOTHS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

If I wanted to get into heaven and god said markoths waiting inside I would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

If I have to deal with markoth speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will I close the game I will delete hollow knight out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times he is mentioned or alive

I dont even know why I hate him so much. He has a dreamshield but I am just mad because I am angy

He better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some red shithead whos a fan of bullshit bosses and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have a floor kill a bug cuz if he didnt im going to make him

Paypal.com/IFuckingHateMarkoth

The pantheons not even about him. Vaguely appeared and I lost it

Where the fuck is the floor if its not in p5 im going to so deeply wish it was

Crusty old moth

ill punch markoth and his sad frail old moth twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final dreamshield he kept on him all times carved with the writing Now You Fucked Up in ancient moth language

Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

I hope theres a date given for when markoth died so I can make it a reminder on my phone

Everyday once a year I will see it and do anything but pay respects to the moth who had no fucking floor in his ascended fight

[yourfaveisanavatar]

correction: we know canonically that

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

[namelessprince]

MALLARD CONWAY?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MALLARD CONWAY GOD DAMN FOOL CORPSE LOOKING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MALLARD CONWAY

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MALLARD CONWAY I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SUCH A FUCKED UP HOUSE WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND KILL ALL THE WISPERERS IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said mallard conways waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with mallard conway speaking one more word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he rules part of the spirit world but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a wisp make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMallardConway

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be him or ghoul and I lost it

where the fuck is mallard conway if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch mal and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when mallard died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who killed so many wisperers

[its-t-v-time]

CALLUM CROWN?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING CALLUM CROWN GOD DAMN FOOL PHONE HEAD BUILDING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ARCHITECT OF THE DIALUP BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN PRESIDENT MOTHERFUCKING CALLUM CROWN. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT CALLUM CROWN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MUCH FUCKED UP CONTROL OVER REALITY WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET IT LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS PHONE FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST DIAL GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said callum crowns waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with callum crown speaking one word in person on screen in game not only will i close the tab i will delete my file out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he does coke but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some politician shithead whos a fan of objecthead ocs and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a homophobia make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateCallumCrown

dlc's not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his polycule and I lost it. where the fuck is callum crown if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch crown and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final prerecorded speech he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient transatlantic accent. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when callum's brain yassed or will yas so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true backstory cutscenes

[forevers-world]

Happy Jurgen Leitner Death Day!!! THE DAY HAS COME, MY BITCHES 🥳😈💀☠👹👺👻📚📜🪔🍷🍾✨😎

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

[fool-counter]

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITENER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it

where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

fool count: 16

every day I grow more concerned over where you fools manage to find these

[bigmanst0ker]

JURGEN LEITNER? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEIN LEITNER STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEIN LEITENER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME if i wanted to get into heaven and god said jurgein leitners waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with jurgein leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it where the fuck is jurgein leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt crusty old man ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true books

Only know Leitner from the few statements I've seen him in, but yeah sure whatever why not

[princeinsomniavoid]

DOC SCRATCH?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING DOC SCRATCH GOD DAMN FOOL CUE BALL COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING DOC SCRATCH

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT DOC SCRATCH I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CUE BALLS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BALD HEAD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said doc scratch's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with doc scratch speaking one word in person on page in comic not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to reread the entire webcomic again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he's 4 feet tall but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of i have no mouth and i must scream and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a cue ball make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHatedocscratch

pages not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his manor and I lost it

where the fuck is doc scratch if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch scratch and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final cue ball he kept on him at all times simply saying I'M ALREADY HERE in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when doc scratch died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true cue balls

[esteemed-excellency]

MR PAGES?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MR PAGES GOD DAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BAT SHITHEAD IDIOT CURATOR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MR PAGES. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MR PAGES I HATE IT SO MUCH WHY DOES IT HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID IT DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS IT DEAD IS IT A BASTARD BAT HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS BATS FACE AND I KNOW IT HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST WINGS GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to break the chain and the stars said mr pages is waiting in space i would piss on the stars feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back. if i have to deal with mr pages speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when it is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate it so much. it collects books but i am just mad because i am ANGY. it better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if its just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a book make it kill a man cuz if it didnt Im going to make it.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateMrPages

game's not even about it. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be its spire and I lost it. where the fuck is mr pages if its still alive im going to so deeply wish it wasnt.

crusty old bat. ill punch pages and it sad frail old bat twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and it will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book it kept on at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when pages died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the bat who had so many fucked up if true books

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dedicated to @asleepinawell, who provided the inspiration:

[syn4k]

KING HELGRIND?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING KING HELGRIND GOD DAMN FOOL CHILD ABUSING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT ACOLYTE OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING KING HELGRIND

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT KING HELGRIND I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE FUCK UP HIS SON SO BAD WHY DID HE DECIDE TO SIT BACK AND LET THE BLOOD MOONS HAPPEN IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted mianite s3 and declan said king helgrind was there i would piss on his feet for the sole purpose of getting ip blocked from the webpage

if i have to deal with king helgrind typing one word in chat in messages in series not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive 

i dont even know why i hate him so much. like objectively he sucks but i am just mad because i am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some nepo baby shithead whos wife died and thats why he blamed it all on his only surviving fucking son ill go ham

BETTER have been sent to the nether roof cuz if he didnt Im going to make wag do it to him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateKingHelgrind

episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his castle and I lost it 

where the fuck is king helgrind if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch helgrind and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in minecraft enchantment table

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when he died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone 

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who couldnt even treat his own family like human people