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justalittlebluetiefling · 1 year ago
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sylusbitch · 5 months ago
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my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone
and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place
only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?
but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree
and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence
and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"
and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"
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hansoeii · 6 months ago
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Jayce's Journal - A Hidden Entry
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noopypng · 3 months ago
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nice moment before the inevitable
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 1 year ago
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
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occudo · 1 year ago
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Make a confession, face your crush- Love Archives the new visual novel going to Steam- well, never, but I thought it would be funny.
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malone-fanart · 7 days ago
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kerdly slop
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yes image quality is shit on purpose lmfao i felt like that added to it
chapter 4 weird route spoilers!!
alternatively, if you’re a berdly hater, then don’t worry i got you covered too 🔥🫡 /silly
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og images and normal quality + no text version of first image under cut
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morganbritton132 · 27 days ago
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Modern AU where a few years after graduating, Eddie makes in big and decides to use his newly found fame to shoot his shot with his high school crush.
He looks directly into the camera on the biggest stage he’s ever been on, and asks Steve Harrington on a date…
And nothing comes from it.
There’s no sliding into his DMs. No social media post. No contacting his manager. No nothing. Not even a sorry, not interested.
The internet was abuzz for a week or so with this love story in the making before switching it up and calling Eddie cringe and embarrassing.
Meanwhile, Steve’s off-work for the summer and has gotten really into woodwork. He has no idea any of this is happening because he’s in his garage building a chair.
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angelboyliveson · 4 months ago
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I have the craziesttttt most perverted insane problematic shocking shameful kink ever where I yearn to be seen as a man and then kissed on the cheek
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johnconstantinesdick · 1 year ago
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The most popular fic in the Steel Samurai fandom had an unexplained seven year hiatus only to update at like 3 am on December 21st, 2027. The author explains that they couldn’t update fic while in prison (huh?) but now that they’re off death row (WHAT??) they’ve transcribed seven years worth of writing (Jesus Christ). The update is 130k words long. Edgeworth and Maya don’t sleep that night.
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smatterbrained · 5 months ago
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Based on this post which is based on She-ra,, obviously diverged from the dialogue at a certain pt but u get the gist :)
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illustraice · 29 days ago
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someone save alphonse elric and may chang from a very long suffering year
#fullmetal alchemist#edling#fma brotherhood#fmab#ling yao#edward elric#this is SO LONG but ive had this idea for EVEN LONGER IM SORRY#this is also a complete revamp of my old art from 2023 that was done in like 10 mins#yes winry and paninya are 2gether here#and winry does find this whole thing hilarious#and al finds this whole thing insufferable#I have headcanoned that ed becomes so much like his mom over the years instead of his dad#I know the anime and manga really goes out of its way to make him look like Hohenheim but he's a softie#the playlist for this au is so good#sublime by Sarah Kingsley and the king by Sarah Kingsley carry this#not al psychoanalysing his brother's dating habits based on their mother oh AL YOU GENIUS#I feel like I wanna write this one day but on what fucking time#I put a lot of effort into this for months bc this is all my self indulgent art#I love you soooo much edling#ALSO CRAZY IN LOVE IS IN THE PLAYLIST#this is literally all for me btw#like i made this all for ME#i want to make some art for myself more#after reviewing this i definetely should’ve given ed ling’s hair ribbon#also another headcanon is that ed ends up liking his hair being done up#i like to think he befriends the palace’s staff#i also think it’s very obvious in the art but ed develops a fidgeting habit on his ring#does it whenever he’s a lil anxious or smth and everybody around him is like…that’s so gay….#the idea of ed being a Dead Wife Type is just so precious to me#some of this art is also insp by fanfics specifically ‘haunted’ by tirsynni
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courfee · 11 months ago
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17 December 1975 / 15 May 1976
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just-an-enby-lemon · 11 months ago
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The thing about jonmartin is that Martin wants to be a romantic, he loves poetry and probably watches romance but for him it is a fantasy, a silly game he plays. Martin is at his core very cynical. Things don't work out for him so he doesn't really belive in romance, it is a pretty dream but that's it. He is pratical and realist. Dating Jon he has to remind himself it is real and he actually struggles with romantic gestures, it is something he has to remind himself to do, to remind himself he can do even and honestly who even has the energy and what if Jon doesn't even like it?
Jon on the other hand wants to be cynical. His first coping mechanism was pretend the things he was afraid of weren't real and goddam if he isn't afraid of love. It didn't really work to him so far so it's easy to pretend he doesn't care. But he is a romantic at heart. He saw love and he read about it and he has enough evidence that it is undeniable. And to be honest Jon was always to much a bunch of mushy feelings hidden in a grumpy (and bitter and afraid) trench coat. Dating Martin he has to hold himself so he isn't too much. He plays the grumpy unromantic guy at first. But he just can't stop giving flowers and planing dates (this is the guy that saw a theme park on a fear domain and considered how he wanted to take Martin to a romantic ferris whell date [until he discovered Martin was afraid of them]) and making all the silly things one does when in love.
TR: Martin is deep down very cynical about love but wants to/pretends to be a romantic and Jon is deep down very romantic but wants to/pretends to be cynical about love.
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tchtokyo · 4 months ago
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The various stages of roy and jason relationship by the batfam + clark.
(I'm hyper fixating in this ship I'm sorry)
Denial
Jason: me and roy are dating.
Damian: what kind of joke is this, jason?!?!
Jason: it's real, demon brat.
Damian: I refuse to believe that someone related to me committed such atrocity by fornicating with such individual!
Jason: what?
Damian: I think you should start finding funnier jokes, jason.
Anger
Jason: I'm dating roy.
Dick: Wft?!?! Why is my friend who's older than you dating a child?!?!
Jason: this feels familiar
Dick: is he threatening you?!?! Omg I'm going to beat the shit out of him right now!
Jason: stop, please, keep those weapons away!
Dick: I'm going to kill you roy harper!
Bargaining
Jason: me and roy are dating.
Tim: are you sure that's your choice?
Jason: what?
Tim: *pulls a folder out of nowhere* I have hundred better options than roy. Here this one has a pharmaceutical company and is a bottom.
Jason: yall are crazy.
Depression
Jason: I'm dating roy.
Bruce: Oliver's kid?!?!
Jason: yeah
Bruce: *tears up a bit* my small child is dating a queen kid??
Jason: I'm a grown man!?!?
Bruce: *head in hands* my small child is with a disappointment.
Jason: this is getting ridiculous!
Acceptance
Jason: I'm dating roy.
Alfred and clark: *look at each other*
Alfred: is this recent?
Jason: it's been six months.
Clark: does he makes you happy?
Jason: *blushing a little* yeah
Alfred: well then, master jason, please bring him over for dinner next Friday, I'd like to meet the one that makes my grandson happy.
Clark: *nodding* yeah I wanna meet this roy!
Jason: *tearing up* tHanK YoU
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