#genuine shitpost

[tr85n]

Benson: Thanks for setting up the wireless router, guys! Can you give me the wifi password?

Mordecai: Sure! We made it extra difficult, so lemme spell it out for ya!

Rigby: It contains symbols and numbers and all that!

Mordecai: Let's see, "dollar sign...-"

*1 minute later*

[feyosha]

Hit blunt

A Hydra; but Weasels

Think about it

[quaking-in-my-converse]

i used to think that gazebos were romantic

you know the scene where the heterosexual couple go to the gazebo next to the scenic pond and there's cute plants and shit yet

and you never knew what the fuck those things were called, they were just those cute outdoor wooden structure things

but i know what they are now

they're gazebos

they're bullshit

[jrjeremy]

😛😛😛guess who got😛😛😛😛😛forsaked😛😛

[riviclouds]

it's giving princess celestia

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

question! if a workplace is violating labor laws (which they often are) is there anything that prevents an employee from:

printing out copies of the laws being violated, maybe with helpful highlights/summaries

(and a helpful reporting hotline, if possible)

taping these signs anonymously in the employee bathroom stalls

i know retaliation is something many workers worry about, but bathrooms at least still don't have security cameras. so is this a practical anonymous thing to do? and if so, why isn't it more common?

[98chao]

spamton might genuinely be the most divorced character ever

[worst-egirl]

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Can't stand how people will learn that humans are related to Pokemon and somehow come to the conclusion that different people are different types. That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.

🍑 pechaberrysoda

there are literally so many fighting type people what are you even talking about lmao

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Your genetic make up doesn't just magically change type because you took a karate class. Do you also think your Charizard is a Grass type now because it learnt Solar Beam?

✨ ace-trainer-luna

But aren't Psychic type people a thing? Some humans have telekinetic powers, I'm pretty sure there are a few gym leaders who have them. There are even rare cases of children born with psychic abilities.

🌸 cynthiasfuturewife

that's still just learning moves

🌌 mistyterrain

As an actual Psychic type, this post is really disheartening to see. The fact that people who still refuse to acknowledge the existence of psychics are so common is just shocking. We exist!

☣ deathtounova

no one's refusing to acknowledge the existence of shit, you just don't know how types work

🌌 mistyterrain

The sheer ignorance on display here, it's obvious you're just mad you're a normal type lol.

☣ deathtounova

how bout i karate chop your ass and we'll see how "not very effective" it is

🌌 mistyterrain

Typical physical attacker brutishness, resorting to violence as usual

🦧 return-to-mankey

didn't you claim you manifested the kyogre disaster in hoenn?

⚡ electrictypesfuckyeah

WHAT

🥀 cradilyzone

Actual professor here! Genetically, all humans are Normal types, though some of our relatively recent ancestors were Psychic. Part of what let us succeed as a species was reutilizing the brain power originally used for psionics to language and tool use. We do still have some vestigial psychic power that can be trained, though it's quite weak compared to most Pokémon. As for those born with psychic powers, this is considered nowadays to be like an egg move, passed down from parent to child. And no, obviously learning Fighting moves doesn't make you a Fighting type, there is no way for a human to change their type.

🌔 hexmaniac

my grandma became a ghost type

🔶️ bigjiggly

I-

🔞 mega-miltank

What about swimmers though, they're water type, right?

📀 HM-69

did you even read the post

🪴 n-did-nothing_wrong

Are we all just ignoring OP's url?

🌊 lugias-sopping-anus

Team Plasma apologist blog, opinion discarded.

🛗 mostlymukposts

This post single handedly evolved my Porygon-2

[merlins-art]

Pathetic podcast protagonist is such a male dominated industry

Petition for more women to be pathetic podcast protagonists. Like yes queen, experience the horrors

[emj4yart]

Rouxls at the end of Chapter 3

[nights-at-crystarium]

do you think that the color white itself became unpopular on the First. bad luck attributed to white furred animals, white haired people. then their lord and savior Crystal Exarch begins to summon one white haired bitch after another

[tr85n]

Oh for Rigby

Final destination bloodlines have you watch it?

Previously...👈

[sixteenthtry]

This is God btw I looked it up.

[mara-phelion]

HELLO???

[jrjeremy]

ok!

i sleep like 😛😛way too much and i got a ton of stuff i need to 😛😛😛art

[r-aindr0p]

Mini-rollo invasion : Scarabia

Anypov :

Heartslabyul - Savanaclaw - Octavinelle - Pomefiore - Ignihyde - Diasomnia