#helluva text posts

[yasmiralotta]

Helluva Boss Memes I made Part 2

I've decided to keep making these until someone tells me to stop 😋

:)

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[rhiandoesfandom]

A mutual put in a tag of a reblogged post of mine: #how dare you curse me with this knowledge.

Honey. Baby girl.

This is all I will do, is curse you with knowledge and chaos.

[sadhornydemons]

[demisexual-in-distress]

APOLOGY TOUR SPOILERS

As painful as it is, I know stolitz needs a break right now. Blitz needs to get his shit together, Stolas needs to find out exactly how to know who is worth his love and attention. It's the healthiest thing in this situation. I'm not crying you're crying.

So good for him. Hope he gets laid.

[stagbel]

Just saw this text post and thought of Blitz immediately 💀💀

Also, the whole time I’ve been just imagining Moxx watching this play out right in front of him like: 🧍

[demon-country]

These two pictures absolutely kill me. Stolas is only 17, 18, or 19 in these photos. He is so, so fucking young to be having a baby. There are many parents who have kids at that age that deeply regret it, because raising a child is hard and severely limits your ability to go out and experience life the same way that your peers are. There are also many people who are forced into arranged marriages and pressured into having children as soon as possible that just cannot connect well with said children (Stella seems to fall into this category).

But not Stolas. He loves that little baby with his entire heart and soul. Even though he seems exhausted in that first picture (which, duh, she's a newborn, they're exhausting to take care of, especially for first time parents), he is holding her so tenderly and looks like he loves her so much he could cry. And in that second picture she is maybe 1 year old, and he looks like the happiest person alive. She is his everything. She is the tiny, adorable pocket of joy in his dark, painful, lonely world. She is the only thing that's even worth living for.

He loves her so, so fucking much, and it's completely baffling to me that anyone who isn't an emotionally compromised teenager could look at all of the photos he has with her and say that just because he has made a few mistakes lately and has split his attention to make room for someone else, that he's a bad, neglectful father. There is no one, not even Blitz, who could match the sheer depth of love he has for her. Blitz is his light, but Octavia means everything to him (to a previously kind of unhealthy, codependent degree actually, but that's a little beside the point and at least he's never tried to parentify her or make her play therapist for him despite that).

Just look at those pictures! Just look at them, and tell me honestly that he doesn't love her and thinks of her as solely an obligation. Octavia's feelings of abandonment and belief that he doesn't love her make sense, because she lacks a lot of the context that we have and her life got several major upheavals within the last two years, in addition to having preexisting abandonment issues that color her perception of the situation and a mother who was actively sabotaging his attempts to contact her for a month. But we, the audience, should see those pictures for what they are: a very young man who loves his child deeply, despite having never been demonstrably loved before; who is tender and playful with her, despite having never been shown that same tenderness or playfulness with anyone but debatably Blitz as a child. And the fact that she looks so happy as well is a very good indicator that he is the kind of loving, attentive, and secure parent she needed.

[emptyjunior]

As an Australian who swears Liberally can I say I think other cultures make swearing taboo cause they really emphasise the swears.

If it was a line reading, I'd say they're putting the 'bang', the feature ON that swear word. It makes the swear the Star of the sentence so it's all you can focus on.

You gotta say it casual, nonchalant.

"I am going to FUCKING get you."

-Boring. Not that scary. Hazbin hotel. Basic.

"I am going to fucking GET you."

-Intriguing. Interesting. Emphasis on the Getting and one can't help but wonder what that entails. Sounds like a person who has said fuck before.

When you call someone an ASSHOLE it sounds like that's your first time ever saying asshole. It's novel, it's a Thing. When you say "oh they're a bit of an asshole aren't they?" in a neutral tone it's like oh okay. Well that sounds like objective fact. Observational and True.

You gotta let the swears infiltrate your daily life naturally. "It's a fuckin lovely morning ain't it?" "Well ain't this situation a bitch and a half" "Where's that daft cunt wandered off to now." There's no aggression there. You say it with Fondness. Where HAS that daft cunt wandered off to now. That is the focus of the sentence.

The difference between the cringe Rick and Morty helluva boss CW show swear is you just gotta sound like you swear a Lot! Like you're so bored of the word dick it doesn't even register to you that you've said it.

Anyways blanket apologies to I guess the Many cartoons I came for in this and to my niece because I can't stop swearing around her (this is a risk if you take this path.)

[uselessalexis165]

if i had a nickel for every time a royal has a partner that is either scarred or disabled, i’d have four nickels

which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened four times now

[nochiquinn]

helluva boss text posts

[te-de-frutillas6v6]

did this lil something

[yasmiralotta]

Helluva Boss Memes I made Part 4

And here comes the angst :)

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[hill-art02]

"Why are all the imps so mean to Stolas? What did he do to deserve this? 😭"

I don't know, maybe because he openly belittled them, mistreats his servants, and coerced an imp to sleep with him

Also, the goetias has oppressed imps for who knows how long, so why should they care for Stolas just because he "isn't as bad"?

[sadhornydemons]

[sugar-autumn]

[demisexual-in-distress]

B: "I'm---I mean, you're a fucking prince, how could you ever actually care for an imp--- me. How could anybody?"

S: "Blitz, there is a crowd full of people here who cared so much, they throw an entire fucking party about hating you EVERY YEAR!"

[hazbinhazmeinachokehold]