#hermitcraft alignment chart

[hermitcraft-alignment-charts]

Xisuma is just trying to get through the day

[hermitcraft-all-over-the-place]

Chart :]

[mildlylesbian]

I present to you the Scar x Jimmy ship name alignment chart! Inspired by this post Additional ship names may be added if I find more

[locusfandomtime]

This is part of my vision. Xisuma wears what is essentially a fursuit by convergent evolution. He sees a cool new Minecraft mob, has a shapeshifting suit, and decides a cool way to honour the new update is to dress like the mob. Axolotls are cute, after all, why wouldn’t you want to dress like one?

Now, everyone on the server is talking about furries, but he has never heard of this term before. Different people explain it to him, but they all explain it weirdly. Joe gives some essay on the human condition and the desire to view ourselves in alternate forms, xB is like “I’m a fish guy” and doesn’t elaborate, Wels says its like what he is to a real knight but to an animal (this confuses Xisuma more because he thought Wels was a real knight and not a LARPer), Bdubs doesn’t explain what a furry is but vehemently denies he is one. So, Xisuma doesn’t understand this whole furry thing but tries to respect people. He doesn’t even connect it to his animal costumes.

You could say that Xisuma is just a furry who hasn’t realised it yet or doesn’t have the terminology but that’s simplifying the issue. Like I said, it’s convergent evolution. Xisuma does a similar thing to furries (wears fursuit) but his motivations are completely different. People are furries for a variety of reasons obviously but the thought of having an animal avatar/sona has never even crossed Xisuma’s mind, he just likes having a cool looking suit.

Evil Xisuma regularly calls him a furry during their sibling fights. But he calls Xisuma a lot of words he doesn’t know, so this doesn’t stick out.

Bdubs’ “SCAR IS TRYING TO MAKE US ALL FURRIES” thing in his video surprised me so much that I instantly had to pause the video and sketch it. I hope you enjoy my hermit furry alignment chart as well. The only non-explanatory one here is Joe, who I think would make a sparkle dog fursona and like, he isn’t really a furry but he enjoys the culture and dresses up from time to time.

[stridaph]

Does this make sense?

[mleemwyvern]

An attempt at an alignment chart for the hermits i watch

I made this to help my friends figure out which hermit they should watch. I hope its accurate.

This is only the hermits i have watched at least a full season of since those are the ones i know enough about to place! Additions of more hermits would be appreciated.

[harley-the-pancake]

(A picture of Mrs. Tango’s amongus character that I stole from an alignment chart lol)

Mrs. Tango is a streamer and wife of Minecraft YouTuber and Hermitcraft member, TangoTek!

She participated in Stabby Stabby (what they called Amongus nights) with her husband and their friends and that was very much her icon core

She also streams Two Point games and can often be spotted putting hats on her husband

I need to find a picture of a hat she puts on him

i'm a barbean girl in a barbean world o(*￣▽￣*)ブ♪

i did this last minute for the bean of the week in the innersloth server teehee

[send-me-a-kae-via-subspace]

look all im saying is this happened because you all called him a wet cat. look what youve done to poor jimmy solidaritygaming

[made-nondescript]

updated graph....based on your guys’ notes!! i poured over literally every single tag, reply, and edited graph to synthesize this bitch so theoretically this is objective. i will be taking critique this time as well but only in the form of people fighting in the notes

blank graph + superlatives below!! :D

the total amount of feedback was 5 pages worth in google docs at 11pt font btw and yes i did read all of it. for some reason. all notes up until 12am last night should have been included. i DID overwrite some bc people were split.

anyone with more than ~3 notes was added to the chart except i made some exceptions bc i wanted them there LOL

graph is free to use, credit preferred :]

here are some silly superlatives !!!!!!

Scar wins Most Comments! He takes up a full page all on his own (second place is Pix)

Pixlriffs wins Most Unanimous Non-Critique Comments aka the Everyone Thinks He’s Hot Award!

Jimmy Solidarity was also in the running for the Everyone Thinks He’s Hot award bc all of his comments are about that. Big day for Jimmy enjoyers

Etho wins the award for Most Inconsistent Comments!

Grian wins Most Unanimous Critique

JoeHills and PearlescentMoon win the Uncharacterizable Award!

[hermitcraft-alignment-charts]

i have been resurrected from the dead by the pure energy of absentmindedly scrolling through rendogs channel and being forcefully YANKED back into my hermitcraft phase by the sound of his voice

[snowy-biome]

The TRUE Bdubs alignment chart [Inspired by @hermitcraft-alignment-charts]

[choco-bloop]

HC X Empires Alignment Chart : The Sculk Saga

I'm so sorry if I missed a good reaction from the saga

[lordgriandreamslayer]

[gayzed-terracota]

((imagine This playing in the background))

I saw This Post and immediately had to draw it??

[gh0stlain]

👀

[wiftos]

fun fact my sister ate the £20 that she owed me once