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I'm a big horror fan but I've been having to stay home by myself a lot frequently so I don't want to watch any horror movies in case I get spooked. So I've been watching How To Beat's videos. Gives me the horror kick I want without scaring me and it tells me about movies I never planned on watching!
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There are two wolves in me. The guy from how to beat yelling at me for being a bad horror protagonist and Gordon Ramsay who is also yelling at me. I have anxiety
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Trans flag color picked from How To Beat's pfp
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everybody say "thank you superman 2025 for bringing truly irredeemable villains back with lex luther!"
he is a cold blooded killer. he has pathetic tantrums and throws pens on the floor. he only wears black. he delivers a fantasically evil villain monologue. he cries pathetically when beaten. his motivation is not related to some tragic backstory, but is simply jealousy twisted into something so deplorably evil. he is bald.
this movie really is All That™️ and then some.
#i can barely articulate my thoughts on this and how much i love-hated luther's character#but yeah#no i don't want villains to be 'morally grey' or anywhere close to badass#i want them to be EVIL#his line that was something like#'i didn't use you to distract from boravias invasion; i orchestrated the invasion as a way to get to YOU'#i was like HOLY SHIT. OH HE'S EVIL EVIL. HOORAY.#and THEN ?? he fucking CRIES when superman beats him with the power of hope and love and punk rock????#ugh. i love you superhero movie#i should probably say that i have little to no knowledge of luther prior to seeing this film#so if this is exactly what he's like in the comics then FANTASTIC !!!#he is absolutely what is missing from like every modern superhero film#yeah this is mcu shade. what of it#superman#superman 2025#superman spoilers#clark kent#lex luther#nicholas hoult#<- phenomenal performance btw#zoot.posts
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three hearts that beat as one | old hollywood throuples anyone???
#old hollywood#classic hollywood#my post#my edit#yes yes they are not all throuples there are some that are 4. but you get the point!!!#btw three hearts that beat as one is a legit tagline for design for living#okay okay so lets get into identifying things. song: 3 - britney spears. films in order of appearance:#design for living#design for living 1933#the talk of the town#the talk of the town 1942#the philadelphia story#the philadelphia story 1940#singin in the rain#singin in the rain 1952#too many husbands#too many husbands 1940#fours a crowd#fours a crowd 1938#its love im after#its love im after 1937#my favorite wife#my favorite wife 1940#you can tell the relative throuple-ness roughly by how much they are featured lol. okay now for my OWN sake i must tag some actors#miriam hopkins#jean arthur#cary grant#katharine hepburn#james stewart#olivia de havilland
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Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.
#katniss everdeen#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#primrose everdeen#hunger games#batcavescolony reads the hunger games#suzanne collins#'now it seems i have become someone precious' NOW? GIRL BFFR you're their hunter girl#and this isn't negative just bffr girl#your WHOLE DISTRICT did the three finger salute that you yourself says means admiration thanks and goodbye to someone you love and on top is#old a rarely used. your WHOLE DISTRICT decided in that moment that they needed to bring back this sign of respect for YOU#...................................................................#idk why some people are thinking i mean this as negative i don't she is unreliable but its not intentional. like when Peeta heart stoped in#CF she doesn't know what Finnick is doing at first cus she doesn't know off the top of her head what cpr is. she also thinks Peeta after the#reaping is acting for the cameras. he isnt we dind out later his mom basically told him Katniss was gonna win and he would die. obviously#shes not doing it on purpose shes just for lack of better words uneducated? as in she doesn't know everything shes not omnipotent#so when Plutarch (? second games guy) shows her his mokingjay hiden watch shes like *wtf that's weird?* then the people traveling to#district 13 show her the mockingjay cookie and explains it and she then goes on the difference between his watch and their cookie#and why does eveyone act as if district 12 is as bad as the capital? they CANT help Katniss and Prim in the way you want. they cant give#them food. none of them have any! and im not putting iton Katniss but they hid they needed food so they could stay together. it sounds like#some of you are in this our world mentally of what people do after a loved one dies (brings food constantly checks on them etc) district 12#cant do that. they dont have food and they're all suffering. you cant give someone food when you have none to give. then theirs the fact#that peeta DID help. Peeta buring the bread and tossing some to her then taking a beating from his mom is a HUGE thing in the books.#he used his resources to help her like you all said someone should.#district 12 DID (rip) care about Katniss before the hunger games. why do you think she was allowed to hunt? or how her trades were good#these are the little ways 12 can shows Katniss they love her. but again Katniss doesn't see this and YES its because she had ptsd before the#hunger games as well. i swear some of you make it seem like d12 was all living a life of luxury and glaring down at Katniss.#other things that show Katniss is in hight standing with at least her people of d12 is her dad was known enough through d12 for peeta dad to#comment on his singing along with his commenting on her mom. also her mom is a healer in the community. yeah her parents arnt the top but#of d12 but they are/were definitely high staning in the Seam.
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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever
#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a#sxsg#sxsg spoilers#sonic x shadow generations#shadow the hedgehog#maria robotnik#ark siblings#sth#comic#my art#doodles#so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago#but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg#and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting#i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha#anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness#and how that would change their respective behaviors#i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer#just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before#(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of#‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is#frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written#okay back to snapcube
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Y’all think M3gan would beat the FNAF animatronics?
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#fnaf movie#foxy the pirate#chica the chicken#freddy fazbear#bonnie the bunny#m3gan#m3gan 2.0#megan movie#fnaf 2 movie#fnaf 2#listen I like M3gan her first film is camp (haven’t seen the second one yet)#but idk if she even beating Bonnie let alone the whole gang together#these dudes only get more haunted per night#they gonna go full 20/20 mode on her#even if she gets through the main four which has happened in FNAF 3#what she doing when the 5 spirits jump her 😭#could they not haunt her body too#how she killing a ghost they already dead#all fun and games will Cassidy show up#the only way she gets out is just by acting like a toy#then the animatronics won’t aggro on her but as soon she throws a swing it’s over
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jason and tim have a huge sibling rivalry, not because of any actual drama going on between the two of them, but because tim runs a corporate conglomerate and jason runs a small business
specifically, tim runs WE and jason is a crime lord. tim has repeatedly argued that jason runs what might as well be a drug conglomerate and jason knows it's true, but refuses to acknowledge it, and instead talks about how Big Business is shitting on the little guy
#everyone's tired of them fighting over this#but also it's better than the alternative of jason beating up tim and tim tearing him apart psychologically#and everyone else unsure of how to intervene or who to protect#they're siblings#so they're allowed to get along#just not when anyone is looking#tim drake#jason todd#bruce wayne#ao3#dick grayson#tim and jason#batman#batfam#dc drabbles#batfam drabbles#batfamily#batfamily imagine#bat family#incorrect batfamily quotes#red hood#dc robin#batfamily headcannons#batfamily headcanons#batfamily shenanigans#batfamily funny#batman headcanon#red hood headcanon#red robin headcannon#tim drake headcanon
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“Your mom” gone wrong. Not the right person.
this is lowkey so unserious don't kill me. it's a reference to all that stuff about his mother that I am seeing.
#hazbin hotel#hazbin#hazbin hotel art#hazbin alastor#alastor#alastor hazbin hotel#lucifer morningstar#dad beat dad#appleradio#lucifer hazbin hotel#fanart#also on tiktok it has this freaky sound in the background so it's more sad and less threatening#it's funny seeing how differently people react#thye're all crying over there#i am so sorry tiktokers !! ..
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Worth a shot
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#utdr#crossover#crossover comic#twin runes#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#comic#kris dreemurr#frisk#asgore#ralsei#i mean they could also chop off the heads and burn the stumps#like in the myth#but this is more fun#and less violent#I say while toriel burns down the blue and orange hydra heads#could we also get her on the pacify spell?#two are better than one#but just get in a third one just be be safe y'know?#also gotta love how focused on the task at hand ralsei is#he doesn't even miss a beat even though he didn't stick the landing#and dropped his glasses#at least kris got his back
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i love graffiti. "comics and jazz are the only american art forms" you forgot graffiti. did you remember graffiti? That art form birthed in Philly and NYC in the early 70s by poor Black kids. that art form that spread all over the world and influenced so many. that's used without irony in commercials when they're trying to appeal to a "young urban" customer.
did you forget graffiti? that racism broken windows theory victim? that reach the establishment takes claiming that it's exclusively violent gang members throwing up those full-color pieces and wildstyle tags in the middle of the night outsmarting fifty security cameras because the billboard was ugly anyway. as if, even if it was, it wouldn't be impressive as all hell. risking brutality and fall damage so your art can occupy the space a gentrified condo named something like "Coluumna" took away from you. proving that despite only assholes affording to live here anymore there's still a soul beneath it. an animal with dripping stripes and teeth that go clack-clack tsssss
#graffiti#it's like how they claim touching a paper that had drugs on it can kill a police officer#manufactured fear of art itself because of who made it#you won't invest in addiction recovery or keeping libraries open or extracurricular programs but you'll sure as hell give cops overtime#so they can beat a kid writing on a shutter#writers have such big dick energy
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trying to figure out how to draw the gang in my style
commissions open !
#my art#fan art#sorry for drawing jc all slutty it Will happen again#lwj was actually the hardest how do u draw the sexiest man in the world when i cant draw men lol#beating my same face syndrome by drawing a bunch of weird homosexuals#kinda just mixed the dnghua manhua and drama designs together lol#mo dao zu shi#the untamed#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#chen qing ling#cql#mdzs#mxtx#wangxian#duh!#lan wangji#lan zhan#wei wuxian#wei ying#jiang cheng#nie huaisang
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Take Aim
#epic the musical#epic polites#epic odysseus#polites#odysseus#epic the musical fanart#epic the ithica saga#to that one suitor who tried to use open arms as an excuse to escape i hope polites beat you up in the underworld#so yeah that one part made me pause stand up ane pace for a bit bcuz of how mad i was lmao#so i drew something about it <3#polites is guiding the arrow btw don't mistake this for him trying to hold odysseus back#my art
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big brothers
#looove the jinx and viktor are siblings under silco au i know theyd be horrible to each other#but also sweet sometimes!! idk im an only child :((((( but me and my cousins used to beat the shit out of each other and then#braid eachothers hair 5 mins after#funny how i ACCIDENTALLY gave jayce and viktor coordinated outfits... the brainrot is real guys#arcane#jayce tails#viktor arcane#caitlyn kiramman#jinx arcane#powder arcane#jayvik#will i ever finish a serious arcane fanart well never know#lambiart#my art
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Kim Kitsuragi is a fascinating character because there's not that much fun or interesting or compelling about him. And yet somehow over the course of playing Disco Elysium the game rewires your fucking brain around him. He's the middest man you've ever seen in both appearance and personality but at some point he says something kind to you or something critical of you and you feel like you just got hit by a truck and you need his approval like you need oxygen and like how tf did this happen. what are you
#disco elysium#de#kim kitsuragi#i have an interdisciplinary degree in game design and psychology and i'm still unsure how they pulled this off#my best guess is that the early game beats you over the head with how much you suck and everyone hates you#and this allows for any genuine praise from another character to feel massive#the fact that he doesn't take pity on you ever contributes to praise from him feeling earned. like you CAN get better#whereas pity from lena or judit#while comforting#doesn't do anything to alleviate how pathetic you feel
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