#how? you would ask

[ndostairlyrium]

Hello there!

Just for funsies: how would Ela react to this nice and wonderful piece of news? Would it have changed something if she had known from the start?

https://www.tumblr.com/felassan/774765943413997568/dragon-age-deep-lore-in-the-internal-wiki?source=share

@/felassan's post / the thread on bsky

I'm kinda baffled myself to be honest hahahahah

Even though, it would have been rather interesting to know what was the reasoning behind the headcanon, which doesn't really make sense because their marriage wasn't one of convenience, to say the least. Like, maybe she was so desperate to conceive that she asked for a favor straight to Teagan because he and Eamon share the same blood? I mean, I don't like Teagan (shocker! :'D) but this is slightly out of character. It would have been interesting with the right premises tho, and within what is given to us as canon o: like, maybe there was an arrangement of some sort and Eamon was the one behind the plan. It would have painted him under a very different light. Like, I'd be ready with popcorns! But fair enough, it's an headcanon. No biggie.

...and after three million words, here's the reply lol

Let's presume it's canon:

She would be mad about it but not surprised. Elanor comes from nobility, and technically she still is, so she has seen the inner workings enough to call them "normal". Not that she likes it, it's the opposite, actually. That's one of the reasons why she did her very best to keep Alistair out of it, and why she keeps out of it herself - camera pans to a titanic pile of unread missives from her brother.

After what they have done to Alistair, and the way Eamon wanted to use him, she has a very poor consideration of the three. When she hears the news, Ela gets her confirmation that everything they do is calculated to the max.

However, the information wouldn't change much, to be fair. It's nobles being nobles; even those that appear just, deep down have done some nasty shit to preserve their position.

She doesn't care about their family business, really, and she's not one that retaliates. It'd be more of a "ugh nasty" moment rather than "let's tell xyz about it". She knows that the more you get involved, the more you're at risk of being played and discarded awfully. And the fact that there's a traumatized kid involved doesn't really make her want to twist the knife on anyone's wound.

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[wishfulsketching]

More of the Silco survives AU! This is part three. Part 1 and Part 2

The girls learn the truth and Silco gets a taste of a monster

[mynnthia]

was talking with a friend about how some of dunmeshi fаndom misunderstands kabru's initial feelings towards laios.

to sum up kabru's situation via a self-contained modernized metaphor:

kabru is like a guy who lost his entire family in a highly traumatic car accident. years later he joins a discord server and takes note of laios, another server member who seems interesting, so they start chatting. then laios reveals his special interest and favorite movie of all time is David Cronenberg's Crash (1996), and invites kabru to go watch a demolition derby with him

[chloesimaginationthings]

Was dissecting the SOTM trailer and apparently your monty is a mm member comic is now canon

ANOTHER WIN FOR MONTY ENJOYERS!!!

(Original comic)

[somewhereincairparavel]

percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.

nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.

yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/

also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)

[lotus-pear]

he’s begging kuni to let them eat pancakes for dinner

[bacchuschucklefuck]

no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~

[soapbbox]

Your au of cogless Megatron is so good!! TT!! This comic where Megatron bumps into Optimus in the mine barracks breaks my heart;0; Would it ever be okay if I write something about it? Perhaps a Megop slow burn;;;;

AAAAAA OF COURSE YOU CAN 😭😭 Please please let me know if you do, I’d love to read it!!!

AU from this comic for those wondering.

[technically-human]

Performance review

[brokenrefraction]

alright my dearest and humblest most sincere brother, imperator of this sleep-nurse tumblr dot come popolus. the time has come

it was either in two business days or the last ask you receive determines it

its the time. unearth to everyones eyes the body pillow of dr welcome smile corporation creation. i will await with open arms. god fucking damknit why does it have to be when i cant spa m relbog ts cus my phone is on charge

sigh. welp. you guys asked for it. I TOLD YALL ITS CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM NOT LYING WHEN I SAY ITS CRINGE fuck my stupid life

feel free to kill me now

i need my amisulpride

[oobbbear]

I want to post this here too because I’ve seen it happen a few times

Please understand that there are cultural differences and language differences, if you see this happening let the person clarify what they meant, that person might just not be familiar with words the western side of the internet use

[deerspherestudios]

OUR MONARCH HAS RETURNED!! /silly This is my first time sending an ask on a blog (not too familiar with tumblr yet but im getting there lol) so hopefully i do it right!!! My question is: has Mychael ever had any pets other then the chickens? Like for example did he raise one then it passed away or has he tried once but it didn’t work out? And as a side question how did he come up with his chickens names?

The ladies are the first pets he's ever had! He wouldn't have an animal companion unless he's comfortable where he's living, and I believe I've implied in-game and on the blog that he's only recently stopped being a traveling nomad.

And the chickens' name origins are here! He just thought the flower names sounded pretty!

Also, here's a bonus from my Patreon back in July 2024:

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Be wary not of the beast, but the hand that tamed it.

(Read more dog training tips over at Tiger Tiger)

[tourettesdog]

I am begging people to be normal about completed fics, and in particular one shots.

I am begging people to stop demanding more from authors, and insisting that one shots need to be longer or have sequels.

I don't think yall understand how many fanfic authors are one more "where's the rest of it?" comment away from throwing out any plans they might have had to continue an idea.

Unless an author like specifically says they might write more for an idea, just-- assume something marked as completed is complete, and respect it as it stands, please.

[beguilingcorpse]

also to give you an idea of just how badly the catholicism goes over my head i didnt get that the pool scene was baptism when i first read it because i thought baptism was only done by baptists.

i’m sorry but this is so fucking funny. baptism is only done by baptists and communion is only done by communists