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pokemon-binder · 3 months ago
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deswhomst · 29 days ago
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Sirius: ew a death eater
Regulus: ew a depressed homosexual who has repressed feelings for one of his best friends
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hmyrine · 10 months ago
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in another universe where peter had balls 💔
sorry yall just a sketch this time 😔
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that-bitch-kat3 · 1 month ago
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Remus: Yeah, I’ve decided I’m un-diagnosing myself. I’m fine now.
James: You’re un-diagnosing yourself from… being a werewolf?
Remus: Yes.
James: Interesting. And when the full moon comes and you turn into a wolf?
Remus: I won’t. I just told you, I’m fine now.
James: Well, that’s a relief.
Remus: I know I should’ve done it ages ago.
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managone16 · 5 months ago
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Sirius: Guess fucking what? Peter: You killed your parents. Remus: You burned down the Great Hall. James: You shagged Remus. Sirius: I fucking apologized to Regulus. *Everyone Gasps*
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apoetsworld · 6 months ago
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Sirius *bursting into the room*: OMG OMG, HAVE YOU SEEN IT?!
James: What?? What are you looking for?
Sirius *pacing now*: THE THING! YOU KNOW?! THE THING-
Lily *turning around with baby harry in her arms*: What thing?
Sirius *dropping to his knees*: omg, omg, thank godric you've got it!
James: YOU MEAN MY CHILD?!
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yourgalgremlin · 10 months ago
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REMUS: I spent most of 5th year in & out—
SIRIUS: of the hospital wing?
JAMES: of detention?
REGULUS: of Sirius?
REMUS: …of depression.
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percyweasleyapologist · 9 months ago
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Remus: Fuck capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.
Remus, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.
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ccccatttta · 12 days ago
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paranormal investigators/youtubers remus and james that team up with the black brothers (regulus is a clairvoyant/clairaudient & sirius is a clairsentinent) for a video special that ends up blowing up from how terrifying it is but also because wolfstar and jegulus can't stop flirting.
they are trying really hard to go on with the investigation but they are pretty distracted with each other, like the vibe of the whole video is:
regulus: im seeing a man with a cracked skull right behind you
james: can i kiss you rn
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remus -to a lil girls' spirit that was talking to them-: thank you so much, sweetheart, you can accompany us for the rest of the night if you'd like to
sirius: i need you biblically.
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raginghomosexual4ever · 13 days ago
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Regulus: James what are you-
James: We're studying in bed right?
Regulus: Yes, but what if our feet touch?
James: *with the most serious expression possible* If our feet touch, we f*ck.
Regulus: *choking on air* wHAT
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pokemon-binder · 1 month ago
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deswhomst · 2 months ago
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Wolfstar vs Jegulus
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hmyrine · 9 months ago
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what a cute couple i bet they shop at forever 21
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that-bitch-kat3 · 7 months ago
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sirius: remus isn’t a hear me out because everybody wants to fuck him
james:
peter:
remus:
james: i do think that’s something you should look into on your own time
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managone16 · 19 days ago
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Jegulus marriage reveal 1: Stranger: Hey, can I buy you a drink? Regulus: No thanks. Stranger, ignoring him: So, what do you do for a living? Regulus: Nothing. Stranger: Oh. You seem rich. Regulus: That's because my husband's my sugar daddy. *Sirius, who was nearby, starts choking* Stranger: H-husband? You're married? Regulus, showing off his ring: Yes. *Stranger mumbling apologies and leaving* Sirius, loudly: YOU'RE MARRIED?? Regulus: Yes. Barty: Wait, WHAT? You're joking. Regulus: No, I'm not joking. Sirius: This is NOT funny if this is a joke. You have a ring! Marlene: Wait, what's happening? The rest of them: REG IS MARRIED!! Dorcas, blinking: Sorry what the fuck now? Regulus, rolling his eyes: Ok, I'm married, now you all know, can we move on? Dorcas: Since fucking when? Sirius: TO WHO?! James, entering: Why's everyone screaming? Regulus: To him. *Everyone being dead silent* Barty: I'm sorry, what?
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sable-520 · 11 days ago
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Regulus: James, do you want to explain this text you sent me last night?
James: I…drunk texted you?!
Regulus: *holds out phone*
James *reading the screen*: "heyyyyy babyyy 😘 how u doinnn?? Are you interested in becoming my sugar baby? I don’t want any nudes tho. Just chat with me everyday and I’ll pay u 😎😝🤑"
Regulus: Well?
James *pales*: Reg…I, I can explain!
Regulus: Please do. What do you mean you don't want my nudes?!
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