#humer

[aprocessionofthoughts]

Fail Compilation

ectoberhaunt24 day 9- fall tw- none summary- Danny has a lot of powers. Sometimes he forgets to use them

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The video is titled ‘When Phantom Forgets He has Powers.’

It opens with Phantom flying across the sky, chasing after the Box Ghost. It goes on for a few seconds, the ghosts twisting and turning in the air. The Box Ghost launching boxes at Phantom who dodges.

Then one box smacks Phantom in the face, and he tumbles out of the sky.

The video changes to Phantom sitting on the edge of a building. He appears to be talking with Ember. Only static and otherworldly sounds can be heard as they converse. Then Ember shoves Phantom and he tumbles off the edge of the building.

The video changes again. This time Phantom is floating several feet above the ground with his legs crossed. He’s petting some blob ghosts that curl around him. More blob ghosts arrive, practically covering him. Laughter can be heard. Then more blob ghosts arrive, followed by more, all converging on him, wanting attention. Phantom tumbles out of the sky covered in blob ghosts.

Now Phantom is fighting Plasmius. They exchange several blows and words in that language that only ghosts seem to understand. Plasmius seems to be taunting Phantom who snarls and charges at him. Plasmius rips a sign off the ground and smacks Phantom with it, sending him falling toward the ground.

Phantom is flying after a swarm of ecto-puses. They fly around, Phantom shooting a few blasts at them. They’re flying toward the bank when the ecto-puses swerve to the right. Phantom doesn’t change directions in time and smacks into the building, losing hold of his flight and falling to the ground.

Phantom is chasing after glowing vultures that are wearing fez hats. They pass intangibly through a sign. Phantom smacks into and falls.

A giant glowing serpent flings Phantom off his back and Phantom crashes to the ground.

Johnny 13’s shadow smacks Phantom into a building.

Phantom is casually flying around town when a student calls out to him, asking for an autograph. Phantom turns toward them and smacks into a sign.

Phantom is playing a form of flying chase with a growing green dog when the dog suddenly grows bigger and tackles Phantom into the ground.

Lunch Lady throws conjured food at Phantom causing him to fall and be buried under a pile of questionable food.

Phantom is sitting with Red Huntress on her hoverboard. He says something to her that the camera’s microphone doesn’t pick up. She shoves him off the board and he tumbles to the ground.

The video ends with a recommendation to watch “Phantom Acting Friendly with His Rogues”.

[chobbemoe-art]

My shaylasssssss

[mightyflamethrower]

[viralsports]

When you want to relax and play 'Survivor' at the same time. ⚡💦🍺

[memey-jenkins]

still shit thanks for asking

[oh-no-its-bird]

"They were roomates" obkkrn au where obito and Rin are an established couple who live together. And bc reasons, Kakashi needs a place to stay for a while. So obviously, yk, Kakashi comes to stay with his besties as he looks for a new apartment

What follows is a comedy of errors as Rin and Obito proceed to be absoloute fucking freaks about Kakashi. They are throwing themselves at him in increasingly desperate, concerning, and honestly at times kind of creepy tactics.

Kakashi makes them dinner as thanks and Rin makes a joke about how he should stay forever and be their housewife and Obito laughs just a little bit too hard (under the table he's clutching at his thighs so hard they're gonna bruise)

Kakashi's clothes begin to go mysteriously missing and Obito starts not to subtly suggest he just borrows his instead :))) as Rin is going "oh Kakashi you're soooo forgetful, it really makes me worry about you, you know... Maybe you just need someone to take care of you, there's no shame in that! Teehee <3"

Kakashi gets sick and Rin very seriously considers giving him fake medicine so he can stay sick (and under her care) longer

Kakashi complains ab how expensive housing is and how he can't afford any of this shit on his salary, and Obito "jokes" a little too enthusiastically that he should just quit his job and find a hot sugar daddy. Or something. Wouldn't that be funny. Right Kakashi? Right? Right? Hey, you know Obito himself is pretty wealthy ahahahaha—

Kakashi remains completley oblivious.

Genma comes over for dinner one day, and at that point things have escalated so much that several of the weird comments and behaviors on Obito and Rin's side are the new "normal." So Genma just sits there through, what is from his perspective, the weirdest and most uncomfortably charged dinner of his fucking LIFE.

When he leaves, Genma just puts a hand on Kakashi's shoulder and tells him good fucking luck. Kakashi remains confused.

Uhhh endgame Genma tells Kakashi to open his fucking eyes bc Obito and Rin want him BAD. And after the initial disbelief, Kakashi begins to test the waters of leaning into/indulging in Obito and Rin's newest freak behavior and seeing what they do

And just Kakashi subtly fucking with them both by playing into whatever the fuck is happening in their heads, just to see what happens. He's thriving actually

Anyways I'm coming to learn that my favorite obkkrn dynamic is just.

Obito 🤝 Rin -> being freaks about Kakashi together

To be fair tho: it's REALLY funny. And also makes total sense.

Because ofc Nohara "Obito apologist even in death" Rin, and Uchiha "Rin was a perfect angel who I will put on a pedestal till my dying day and destroy the world in the name of creating a new world she could have been happy in" Obito would make eachother INFINITELY worse!!

Obito is incapable of seeing his own or Rin's possible wrongs, and Rin literally was on Obito's side even through the genocide, Kakashi stalking, child murder, detailed plans to take over the world, etc. There is no way in hell these two could actually ground eachother, sorry. In my eyes they would only make eachothers freak factors infinitely worse.

Every time either one of them gains even a SHRED of self-awareness, the other is right there to comfort them and insist that "nooo ur soooo normal, I promise <33" and "its ok if you're a little bit of a (stalker, murderer, obsessed with Kakashi) freak... it's not ur fault u have ptsd..."

Rin and Obito both suffer from the Kakashi Illness(tm) but it presents itself in different ways and they feed into eachothers fixation on the guy in the worst (best) ways

[koiyoiki]

why tf is that your go-to response Near

Also yeah more Noelverse stuff in honor of it's 10 year anniversary hell yeah

[dykedvonte]

Hancock: Mama Murphy this jet be straight bussin' fr fr no cap

Mama Murphy, not understanding a damn thing he said: Thank you sir, I love when you visit Mayor Hancock

[tommonottoday]

[whatberry]

hello everyone i have finally drawn something i actually like for the first time in *checks calendar* seven months

because i am me and i am cringe the the art is just of my self insert in some interesting fanfiction settings

yep

the character designs are

inspired by There Are Many Benefits (To Rethinking This Career Path) by @moonliched

and from The Name Game by @hexcii

closeups under the cut!

underwater handyman

forest witch yayyy

really appreciate the disabled reader representation in this fic btw

it’s nice being able to relate to a self insert so much

[simplylotus]

saw this on pinterest

[love-fireflysong]

I'm just saying you guys, if you're a fanfic author and you're going through a rough period where you keep feeling like your writing is shit and awful and just absolute garbage, just reread your own work.

You don't even have to look at the comments if you're going through a particularly nasty patch where you're convinced everyone is just lying and was only saying nice things to spare your feelings. Just reread the fic itself. It'll change your mind so quick I promise.

There's seriously nothing quite like clicking on what is *your* most popular fic and going 'Oh. I get it now. I think I understand why other people actually like this one so much holy shit'.

[willowser]

HI WILLOWWWWW

do you think you’d ever have to have a sit down discussion with katsuki about how to discipline your children? early on? it’s mentioned in the anime that he was spanked as a kid and thinks it’s fine bc it happened to him in the provisional license training, they go against it anyway but i was curious about your thoughts on if a discussion like that would happen?

HIIIIII FREN 😌🩷✨️

this is actually such an interesting question !!! 🤔 bc i feel like there is so much to unpack here LOL

but but but !!!! to make a long topic shorter i will say !! yes, i think the conversation comes up only once, and he brings it up himself. it's pretty early on, i think, before you even know what you're having and it happens very suddenly, maybe when you're laying in bed and not quite asleep, but eyes closed, lights off.

and he just says, voice firm and strong. "i ain't hittin' my kid."

it hangs in silence for a minute, heavy and serious, before you sit up a little to look at him. you frown just slightly, and you can't tell if it's because you're tired or if it's just too early into the pregnancy that you hadn't even started thinking about discipline, but you ask, "what, honey?"

he's sitting up with his back against the headboard, already watching you intently. it takes another moment for him to gather his words, but eventually he sighs and shifts his gaze to your ceiling. "i didn't have no...fuckin'....'time out' or 'sit in the corner and think about you did' kind of thing, but," he raises a hand and rubs his fingers into his eyes and you wonder how long he's been sitting there, thinking about this. "i'm not hittin' 'em."

it seems like such haunting topic, so suddenly—any kind of connection of harm against your growing little bean—and you almost want to press katsuki for why he's bringing this up, now, but—there's a severity to his voice that warns you otherwise.

instead you roll over in the bed until your head is resting against his shoulder, and rub a hand across his chest until he's linking his fingers with yours. "okay, yeah," you agree simply, smooshing your cheek against him. "yeah, no hitting." when he doesn't react, you squeeze him. "y'okay?"

"'s'fine," he tells you—immediately, dismissively, in that way he does when you're looking too closely at something he's not quite ready to share. when you don't react, he turns his face and presses his mouth into your hair, taking a breath to steady himself. "'s'fine," he says again, softly enough that you think it might not be, really—but maybe someday.

[knightobreath]

i’m sorry this face is so stupid. she looks like a kid going mad with power in a game of pretend

[goddessofroyalty]

Vander's dick is trully magical.

He gets Silco to stop being a druglord and Marcus to stop being a bigot.

Good dick i would say 👍

Do No reawaken my Vander/Silco/Marcus interest in getting that cop tag-teamed.

But also Silco is very much still a druglord in this universe. It's just he's a druglord who is also a politician (so you know like most politicians in our world too). Vander's dick just convinced him to put on a nice face for Piltover to try and get more money for Zaun out of them. He's still very much a druglord with fingers in most of the illegal activity in Zaun.

I'm not going to argue with the power of Vander's dick though. I do believe it would have solved a lot of problems if he had of just blown Silco's back out before the Act One situation escalated into what it is.

[coulisses-onirisme]

Wolford par Helmut Newton 1995, introduction en bourse de la société autrichienne Bregenz (Fritz HUMER et Rémi JALADIS) fatal 15, (palais de Chaillot, Paris avec le Ballet de Lausanne, Maurice Bejart)