#incorrect fexi

[incorrectfexi]

lexi: fez, this is my mom. mom, this is my fez

lexi, realizing what she just said: wait-i didn't mean-

fez: hello, i am HER fez

[annetcie]

[shxtteredfxsions]

Lexi: Fezco take out the dog

Fez: Aight Lex *shoots dog*

Lexi: ………

Lexi: For a walk Fezco

[folkfexi]

so true of fez

[taylorkellyreporting]

fez: i told ash that’s his ears flush red when he lies

lexi: why?

fez: watch. ash, do you love us?

ashtray, covering his ears: no!

[moonshine-evelyn]

Ash to Lexi and Fez: y’all are nasty as fuck makin out all over the place. Make me want to throw up and shi. Disgusting

Random person: yeah I don’t really understand what Lexi sees in Fez. He’s a drop out drug dea-

Ash *cocks his gun*: whachu say? You wanna say that again motherfucker?

[crucihoee]

fez loves listening to lexi rambles about facts and knowledge, but sometimes she's so unhinged about it, like :

lexi: i love sylvia plath's poems, the way she wrote just makes me feel things you know?

fez: bet

lexi: such a shame she put her head in the oven

fez: she did what?!

[raiisakitsune]

Lexi: aw, baby you had a crush on me that’s so embarrassing XD

Fez: .. we’re married.

[vodkatales]

The feminine urge to be the girl he stops his hoe phase for…

[incorrectfexi]

*fez loses lexi in a crowd*

fez: yo, has anyone seen my girlfriend?

random partier: what does she look like?

fez, sobbing: beautiful

[lumax-mayclair]

*Fezco in handcuffs, getting taken by cops

Fezco: Lexi!

Lexi: I don’t know what to say, Fezco! Seeing you in handcuffs; accused of murder . . . I’ve never loved you more.

[dumb-bitch-that-ships21]

Jules: I’m cold

Rue: Here take my jacket

Lexi: I’m cold

Fez: Hey, Ma, take my jacket, you can have my green sweater too since that’s your favorite.

Fez: *knocks Nate’s ass out* Take this bitch’s jacket too.

Fez: *pulls out lighter and starts piling furniture together* Yo, bonfires are warm too, wanna bonfire, ma?

[lavender-blush]

Lexi: That's ridiculous! Fezco doesn't have a crush on me!

Rue: Yes he does

Ash: Yes he does

Fez: I actually do

[folkfexi]

this is canon my boy fezco just told me

[taylorkellyreporting]

fez: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

lexi: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

fez: Absolutely not.

[ilikepipecleanerswitheyes]

Lexi: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night.

Rue: You were flirting with Fezco.

Lexi: So what? He’s my boyfriend.

Rue: You asked him if he was single.

Lexi:

Rue: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.