#incorrect froststrange

[purple--queen]

Wong: How is the relationship with Loki?

Stephen: Oh let's play a game. Guess the things Loki said to me or the cat he adopted.

Wong: this can't be that hard.

Stephen: Number one; I would die for you.

Wong: I apologize.

[pochilovesloki]

Stephen, entering the room: Why are you covered in Christmas lights?

Loki: I’m the new centre of attention, if that’s what you mean.

Stephen: Are... are you our new Christmas tree?

Loki, standing rock still: I expect to be surrounded by presents and showered with compliments on how nice and pretty I am.

Stephen: But honey, you’re missing the star.

Loki: I AM THE STAR!

[mischievous-thunder]

[mr-britishgovernment]

In every damn universe

[pandagirl45]

Villain: get your dog!

Loki: *watching fenrir biting at their ankle* he don't bite

Villain: Yes IT DO! *trying shaking fenrir off screaming*

Strange: *watching in horror* loki!

Loki: you chose to me marry! This what you get! >:0

Strange: *facepalms*

[sxzxgxa]

Stephen: so, do I have a boyfriend, a girlfriend or a partner today?

Loki: ...

Loki: since you ate the last piece of cake, today you have an enemy.

[agentofagony]

"And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse."

-Loki probably at some point.

[ineffable-dali-masks]

Assassin! Loki: *breaks into Stephen’s sanctum*

Loki: I want - stop screaming it’s just me - I want to have dinner with you.

[gotheextratrial]

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Stephen: I need you

Loki, getting out lawsuit papers: For what?

Stephen: Forever

Loki.Exe has stopped working: o H

[ask-the-great-loki-odinson]

Loki: Stephen strange? Y-yeah, he's... Public Enemy Number One. Hate him. I... *trips, dozens of photos of Stephen spill from his jacket* Oh... these aren't mine I'm just... holding them for a friend... *slips on a photo, causing hundreds more to spill* Aw fuCK no... no... they're not mine, I can explain. I hate strange. I just- *bends to pick them up, causing even more photos to fall out* Shit... *frantically scooping up the photos* Hang on, let me explain... juST liSTEN....

[gospelofme]

Loki isn’t a doctor and he knows this

😂🤣🤣😂

Loki: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Stephen: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Loki, desperately, as Stephen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen: Oh! B positive.

Loki: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen:

[mischievous-thunder]

[mischievous-thunder]

[mischievous-thunder]

More power to representation!

[buckys-arm-and-rios-dagger]

Me everyone i log onto Twitter

me: social media aus are so cool why aren’t there more of them :(((((

me @ me: you could……make one……yourself……

me: the audacity

[mischievous-thunder]

Steve: Would you please stop shapeshifting and doing embarassing things around the Avengers compound?

Loki, shapeshifted to look like Steve: Do you think I'm going to listen to someone whose password is prettybuckyismylove?

Steve: WHAT? You told everyone my password?!