#incorrect dr strange

[1luna1lovegood1]

Tony: there's only one thing worse than losing!

Stephen: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing peter'] boom!

Peter, nodding: me.

Tony: no-

[lilstephenlover]

stephen: *just existing* y/n: stephen: y/n: who needs drugs when i can look at your eyes

[i-a-q]

Strange: You always think you know everything.

Tony: I do know everything.

Strange: *rolling his eyes* Except how to let someone help you.

[skylarinfinity]

[avengers compound swarms by zombies, some of the member already been bitten]

male reader : [realised one of the zombie is his ex boyfriend strange, rolling his eyes] oh now you walking toward me? i prefer when you always choose your work first.

natasha : i don't know what up with you and him but this is not the time to being salty! we need to go now! [drag male reader with her]

male reader : wait no, at least let me shot him first! [pout]

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[societyfolklore]

Wanda: What’s the worst that could happen? Strange: *glaring* Stop saying that.

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: I collect parental figures like they're pokemon cards

Stephen: How's that working out for you

Peter: ...I also collect parental issues

Stephen *facepalms*: You're an embarrassment

Peter: Hey! Don't make me look up to you and value your care

Stephen: ...

Stephen: Did you just threaten me with your love?

Peter: Yep. It's as deadly as a serial killer

Stephen:

Peter: It's actually caused a lot of attachment issues for me

[shxrkk]

[malpractisnt]

marvel x text posts

[gfmaximoff]

America: ARE YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: KIDDING ME YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: IDIOT?!?

Wanda: …What is going on?

Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.

[incorrectclandestinelaboratories]

Lanyon: "I see the look on your face. You did something. I don't want to know what you did, so stop looking at me. Let me be blissfully ignorant."

Hyde: "Boo, you're being lame. What if I said I did something really really cool?"

Lanyon: "That is worse and I want even less to do with that."

[lizzie-harper]

Avengers (MCU) Incorrect Quotes with Y/n!

Tony: Tell them to eat shit, Natasha.

Natasha: Tell them yourself.

Tony: Eat shit, asshole. Fall of your horse.

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Vision: Here are two pictures. one of them is your room, and the other is the garbage dump.

Thor: *points at a picture* That one is the dump.

Vision: THEY'RE BOTH YOUR ROOM!

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Bucky: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.

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Clint: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Peter: No.

Sam: No.

Clint: Didn't think so.

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Y/n: Do you have a self-care routine?

Peter: "Keep going bitch" said to myself in different accents.

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Thor: How many children do you have?

Tony: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

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Y/n: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?

Steve: Well, it’s frowned upon.

Y/n: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier?

Y/n: That’s okay, right?

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Wanda: New year, new me.

Dr. Strange: Bitch, it’s August.

Wanda: Time is an illusion.

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Vision: Why do you think I don’t like you? I do. I would kill for you.

Vision: Ask me to kill for you.

Y/n: ...First of all, calm down-

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Peter: Strawberry milk doesn’t taste like strawberry OR milk.

Y/n: Go the fuck to sleep Peter.

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Tony: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Y/n: Awww, no, you haven't!

Tony: So why do you keep cooking?

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Peter: Yeah, we’re free thinkers.

Y/n: *starts playing Sneakernight by Vanessa Hudgens.*

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Clint: I feel so burnt out.

Bucky: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Clint: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Bucky: Well not if you’re expecting it.

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Natasha, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

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Peter: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it.

Y/n: What- how?

Peter: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.”

[romanoffshouse]

[Y/N and the Avengers sitting in the living room.]

Y/N: Can I tell you a joke?

Steve: Sure.

Y/N: [starts to grin and looked at doctor strange and then back to Steve]

Y/N: Knock, knock

Steve: Who's their?

Y/N: Doctor

Steve: Doctor Who?

Y/N: No, Doctor Strange.

[Everyone starts laughing except of Doctor Strange]

[skylarinfinity]

strange : [looking male reader up and down] so how you become most powerful being ever exist?

male reader : eat healthy food, get good sleep and exercise a lot [shrugged]

strange : [looking at male reader suspiciously] so no soul bargain with demon?

male reader : [scrunch his nose in confused] if you call my cats demon's than yes i devoted my whole life for them... oh and my wife wanda [smile]

strange : [panicking] wanda? you mean the scarlet witch?! [male reader nods] oh hell nah you better not multiple-

male reader : [smiling] wanda is pregnant with our twins-

strange : shit, wong universe's in serious danger!

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[leafmint-does-a-meow]

fuck it. jekyll and hyde memes.

[karmaspidr]

Strange: Greetings, Spider-Man. It is good to see you again. How can I assist you?

Peter, holds up Laura like a cat: Can I keep her?

Strange: Wha- excuse me?

Peter: She fell out of a hole in time and space, and I wanna know if I can keep her without almost breaking reality... again.

Laura: Say yes or I'll strangle you with your cape.

[chaosvillainy]

*Y/N and Strange watching Scarlet Witch from a distance*

Y/N: That’s her. That’s the girl I have a crush on.

Y/N: Thoughts?

Strange: …

Strange: And prayers, girl.