#incorrect maxtul

[nubsibs]

Tan : what's your biggest fear?

Bunn : I threw a boomerang a year ago, and it never came back so I live in constant fear

[operadsaremyhappyplace]

Tan: You need to react when people cry.

Bun: I did. I rolled my eyes.

[irenedrew]

Heyy moots I'm using twitter more now! How if we became mutals on there too? I'll follow everyone back ♡

[seatawinan]

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Rungtiva : You shall all die

Bun : Hey, uh yeah I don't think Tan will let me die. Let me ask him first though

Bun to Tan : Tan may I-

Tan : No

Bun : He said no

[incorrectbldrama]

Bun: *checks on Tan's injury like he would a dead body*

Tan: oh wow, wanna fuck

[multifandomworshipper]

Bun you're scaring this infamous mobster

Look at this adorable baby's face, feeling so offended and attacked.

Tan *trembling* : Hey, what are you looking at? I am completely innocent and probably the most honest and loyal boyfriend you will ever get in your whole life.

Bun : You still have the audacity to claim yourself honest after you straight up lied to my face that your fucking mammoth villa has only one bedroom???

[nubsibs]

Tan: You've got to be more careful!

Bunn, who was dragged into Tan's issues: Careful? CAREFUL?! I'LL CAREFULLY WRAP MY HANDS AROUND YOUR THROAT—

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Bun : Can you do me a favor?

Tan : I would literally cover up a murder scene you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for it if you asked me to

Bun : Can you wash the dishes?

Tan : ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 　No<3　 *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

*Bunn gets a call saying Tan is in the hospital*

Bunn, at the hospital : Hi I’m Tan’s emergency contact

Nurse : So you’re here to pick him up?

Bunn : I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Bun : Take me to the art museum and hold my hand

Tan : But they said not to touch the masterpieces?

Bun : You smooth motherfucker

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Bun : So, what’s for dinner?

Tan, staring at his burnt food : ᴿᵉᵍʳᵉᵗ

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Tan : Hey Bun I need you

Bun : For?

Tan : Ever

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Knock : My head hurts

Korn : That’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity 

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Tan : Yes sir!

Bun : Don’t call me sir

Tan : Yes ma’am!

[honestlymylifesfuckedup]

Yihwa : So, did you kiss Knock?

Korn : No, the moment wasn’t right. 

Korn : Look, he could be my future husband. I want our first kiss to be special.

Yihwa : Aww how cute. You chickened out like a little bitch