#incorrect omega x

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Yechan: nobody wants your 71 year old kidneys

Sebin: you wish your pee stream was as strong as mine

[jade-bright]

Derek, texting: Hey Mom, is it cool if I go to a party tonight?

Talia, texting: Will you be drinking?

Derek: No?

Talia: Will you be doing drugs?

Derek: No...

Talia: Will you be having sex?

Derek: Maybe?

Talia: Then why are you going? Wait, better question, where are you actually going?! And who is really texting me?

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Stiles, turning to Derek while holding Derek's phone: Kochanie! She's on to you, what do you want me to say?

Derek, fighting an omega he was told to stay away from: Just tell her we're fucking and that I'll get back to her!

[youretellingmethisdidnthappen]

Omega: You and Hunter are having a baby.

Y/N: I'm sorry??

Omega, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's me, sign here.

[ofthemorningstars]

Alpha: Why the hell are you wearing those goofy ass sunglasses?

Terzo: You ever nut so hard you pop a blood vessel in your eye?

Alpha: ...

Omega: *rubs the back of his neck nervously*

Based on a dumbass conversation between me and @puuuders

[nimbusghoulette]

Terzo: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do? Sodo: Punch him in the stomach. The, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him. Ifrit: Tackle him. Alpha: Dump him. Mist: Kick him in the shin. ChAir: Push him over. Omega: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

[harringroveera]

Steve doesn’t know whether to be offended or flattered

[totally-not-your-babe]

Omega: What’s it like being tall?

Omega: Is it nice?

Omega: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Crosshair: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 cargo boxes, a small table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Hel: It was one time!

[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

Terzo: *pitching the idea of actually abducting someone during Cirice for ritual purposes* Omega: You can't just abduct people Terzo: But it'd be a romantic, consensual abduction, no?

[writer-reader-skater]

Star Wars characters as things that have been said at the skating rink:

Fives: *falls on a jump* I hurt on my nuts.

Omega and Wrecker: *imitating Tech’s choreo while on the side*

Tup: how dare you misgender my tiger. (Tiger being the tissue holder).

Lux: *does 4 axels in a row* quad axel

Phee: why are your pants so tight… not that I’m complaining 👀

Crosshair: i don’t eat i photosenthesize

[incorrect-underrated-groups]

Taedong: Officer Jaehan who was smitten by Sebin and Sebin who was smitten by Officer Jaehan who reminded him of his late husband who was smitten by a dumptruck

[fvck-the-patriarchy]

Y/n: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Hunter: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.

Hunter: Would you like me to tutor you?

Omega: That was smooth.

[rendomski]

In the next episode…

Scorch: Sir, the girl escaped. Again.

Nala Se: I have nothing to do with it this time.

Emerie: Please, I have nothing to do with it!

CX-2: Why are you looking at me like this? Of course, I have nothing to do with it.

Wrecker, forgetting about the stealth completely: Well, we certainly have nothing to do with it!!!

[echos-scomplink]

Y/N, about Hunter: I like him, he has that, what do you call it?

Omega: Cold blooded ruthlessness?

Y/N: No, that’s not it

Y/N: Ah, a knife, he has a knife

[nerdy-valkyrie]

(AU where Fives doesn't die but instead gets put in some high-security prison, only to be later broken out by the bad batch)

Omega (probably): Must have done something pretty serious. What'd you do? What'd you do? Why'd they have you in there?

Fives: For attempting to kill the Chancellor.

[ourfatherwhoartinhell]

Omega when Terzo breaks out the Kazoo: Sometimes I stop and think, "and these are my actual life choices..."

[that-annoying-ass-hellspaw]

Ghoulish (In)correct Quotes #32

*stuff my friends and I have said edition* Nihil: Oh don't be a faggot! Terzo: I WILL BE. *stomps over to Omega and jumps into his arms, flipping Nihil off*