#incorrect qoutes mcu
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gay-dorito-dust · 2 months ago
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ava: we can't find (name)
bob: i think i know a trick *cups his hands to his mouth* under sweater cuddles!
john: how's saying under sweater cuddles going to help us find (name)- *gets knocked over*
you: *out of breath* move bitch, i heard under sweater cuddles?!
bob: you did indeed.
you: *looks at him expectantly* do i get them now or?
bob: *lifts up his sweater* come on then.
you: *immeditely rushes under his sweater and rests head on his chest as bob lowers the sweater over your head* paradise. absolute paradise.
ava; *points to Bob as he rubs your back, asking where you've been* he's our designated (name) finder now.
yelena: agreed
meanwhile john:
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rkiveinmarvel · 9 months ago
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(Y/N): Yeah, don't go falling in love with me, Barnes. Bucky: You? That won't be a problem. -- A few weeks later Bucky: Steve, I have a problem.
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fruityspaceboy · 4 months ago
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Loki: …
Y/N: *raises an eyebrow skeptically* ... Why are you being so quiet?
Loki: *failing to sound convincing* Well… I'm pregnant.
Y/N: *raises eyebrow higher* No, you're not... Whatchu do?
Loki: I may, or may have not… gotten… a kitten…
Y/N: Whuat?!
Loki: *brings out a rather weird looking kitten*
Y/N: *slightly shock, but retrospectively unsurprised* Is… is that a Flerken?!
Loki: *is grinning like an idiot* It's a kitten.
Y/N: *realization hits* Oh my fucking Hel, that is a Flerken! Where'd you find A bloody Flerken?
Loki: *insistent* IT'S A KITTEN ~
Y/N: *useless reasoning* It literally has Tentacles! It’s stomach's basically a Bag of Holding!
*A couple seconds of Silence*
Loki: *starting to grin again* We gonna keep it tho, yeah?
Y/N: *now grinning too* Don’t know, why you even ask. Heck yeah we gonna keep it.
Loki: And we’re gonna name it Hannibal.
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1luna1lovegood1 · 1 year ago
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Clint: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS? !
Natasha : so like, everything is the same as a kids' playground but bigger!
Clint : yeah, why don't we have those?!
Steve : they are called theme parks.
Clint: but you have to PAY for theme parks!
Steve: that's the adult part.
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gender-thief2 · 6 months ago
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iron man incorrect quotes in the year of our lord 2025 because i have brain rot and you all will suffer for it
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arthurscrownn · 1 month ago
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Steve: are you high?
Tony: am I what?
Steve: high
Tony: hello
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torirosepatrocolus · 7 months ago
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Foggy: you look great, pro homo
Matt: do you mean no homo?
Foggy: its a new era, support the gays
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checkingoutforheroes · 2 years ago
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Wet dream.
Little Y/n running to Wanda & Nat room: Mom! Mama! Help me.
Natasha: Hey, we're here. Are you okay?
Wanda: What is it, sweetheart?
Little Y/n: Help me. I had a wet dream.
Wanda, Natasha: A what??
Y/n: A wet dream..
Natasha: How do you know it was a wet dream?
Little Y/n: like.. I'm like pee while I was sleeping. I wet the bed.
Natasha, relief: So you just peed the bed?
Little Y/n: I peed all over my sheet, my pillow, my blanket. I'm sorry. :(
Wanda: It's alright, sweetheart. Let me change your sheet okay.
Natasha: Let's go change your underwear, kiddo.
Little Y/n: I'm not wearing underwear, mama.
Natasha: What?
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ffiamgoku · 2 years ago
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Coulson: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning.
Daisy: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.
Coulson:
Coulson: Daisy,we've talked about this-
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creative-caramel-coffee · 2 years ago
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Nat: Yelena why is peter drunk?
Yelena: ok it was only half my fault.
Peter: if the sky is up and we say whats up but we live on the ground and people say are you down-
Nat: peter be quiet. yelena care to explain
yelena: so you know how you said i couldnt walk around the compound drinking vodka from the bottle all the time?
Nat: yes… oh god what did you do
yelena: i put it in a waterbottle but how was i supost to know it was peters school waterbottle
Nat: HE DRANK IT AT SCHOOL?!
yelena: lets just say its a good thing we changed tonys info to mine so the school rang me instead
peter: yelenas the best-est-est ever. dad cant know i got drunk.
yelena: *snorts* thanks kid
Peter: *shoots a thumbs up before tripping over the couch and falling asleep*
Nat: Tonys gonna kill you when he finds out
yelena: it’ll be worth it for the blackmail photos *puts sunglasses and draws on peter’s face*
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super-marvel-dc · 2 years ago
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Steve, to Bucky: How did you lose Y/N at a military base?!
Bucky: I don't know! One second they're here and the next they're gone!
Steve: I thought you put the leash on them so this wouldn't happen?!
Bucky: I did, but they chewed through it!
König, walking into the room: *Waves* hello!
Bucky, and Steve still arguing: *Without looking at König* hello.
Y/N, hanging upsidedown off of König: Hi guys, look what I found!
Steve, and Bucky: *Stops arguing and stars at Y/N in disbelief*
Y/N: Can we keep him? He's adorable!
König: *Blushes*
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ireblongstuff · 2 years ago
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Incorrect Quotes #7
*Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together* Y/N: So who should we call? Peter: I’d call Gamora, but I feel safer in jail.
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https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/
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rkiveinmarvel · 10 months ago
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Y/N: Can I have a bite of your food? Bucky: Absolutely not. John Walker: Wow. Some great couple. He won’t even share his food. Bucky: It has peanuts on it. They are allergic to peanuts. Are you so jealous of our relationship that you want Y/n to die? John Walker:...
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fruityspaceboy · 9 months ago
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*Y/N enters the med bay.*
Bruce: What do you want here, Y/N?
Y/N: Well, I'm a stethoscope fetishist. This is the only place I can wear one, without attracting attention *he points at the stethoscope dangling around his neck.*
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1luna1lovegood1 · 1 year ago
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Bucky: *messages the boys at 3am*
Peter : *replies back soon after*
Steve: What the fuck are you doing awake, go to sleep
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dearlawdimasimp · 3 years ago
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Incorrect Qoutes w/ the moon bois and reader ft. Layla bc im bored and i wanted to write something but cant bc writer's block so here u go JAHSHAHSHA
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Ynaguinid/Reader: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Jake: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Khonshu: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Marc: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Layla: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
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Reader: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Jake: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Steven: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Khonshu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Jake: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Steven: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Khonshu: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Marc, annoyed: You are disappointments.
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Steven: Are we really going to let Reader keep Khonshu?
Marc: We kept Jake.
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Steven: What does 'take out' mean?
Reader: Food.
Marc: Dating
Jake: Murder
Khonshu: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.
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KAHSHHAHSHSH all of these are from randomly selected Incorrect Qoutes generator and not my own- hope this made you at least smile bc these lightened up my mood 💞💞
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