#incorrect quotes continued

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: She’s quite disgustingly adorable when she’s sleeping.

Enid: *loud, obnoxious snoring*

Yoko: So cute.

Wednesday: She is radiant.

*AwoooOoooOooo*

Yoko: Aww, she’s even howling in her sleep.

Enid: *still snoring like a dump truck*

Yoko: 🤨

Yoko: Hold on, how’d she howl like that while snoring?

Wednesday: Bold of you to assume that was a howl.

Yoko: 😦

Yoko: ☹️

Yoko: Ew.

[achromatophoric]

– The next day. –

Enid: Mmm. Nothing like a fresh cup of tea.

Wednesday: Just tea?

Enid: Excuse me?

Wednesday: *points at the two cups on the table*

Enid: 🤨

Wednesday: *flips one cup to reveal nothing*

Enid: 😐

Wednesday: *flips the other cup to reveal nothing*

Enid: 😟

Wednesday: *stares meaningfully at Enid’s cup of mostly tea*

Enid: 😨

Enid: *slowly looks down into her cup*

Was a spider: *floats*

Enid:

Enid: *traps a spider under a cup* Whew.

Wednesday: *appears and sets down two more cups*

Enid: No -

Wednesday: *starts to shuffle them*

Enid: WEDNESDAY!

[sunburstsandmoonshadows]

el chupacabra believes in you too!

based on this tumblr chain:

[achromatophoric]

Enid: So basically, I was just trying to get everything organized and it all worked out! I'm pretty proud of myself, I worked really hard and I did it! All by myself!

Wednesday: Was that a compliment directed towards yourself I just heard, Enid? Very good, here's a treat for being nice to yourself.

Wednesday pulls a bacon wrapped treat from her coat and tosses it up for Enid, who catches it in her mouth out of the air and munches happily on it, humming contentedly.

Yoko: …

Yoko: What… the fuck just happened?

Wednesday: Positive reinforcement, using specialized treats.

Yoko: I heard you the first time! I’m still saying it’s messed up!

Wednesday: I’ll have you know that the ingredients were sourced from only the most nutritious of mythical beasts.

Wednesday: I prepared each by hand, as there were none who could meet my exacting standards for the precise combination of nourishment, flavor, and mouthfeel that my wolf both requires and deserves.

Wednesday: You would be hard-pressed to find its match anywhere in this or any proximal dimension.

Yoko:

Yoko: Oooookay, THAT bag of crazy aside, I just— I can’t believe it’s NOT degrading.

Wednesday: Ah, so Enid already told you.

Yoko: Told me what?

Wednesday: The name we decided upon.

Yoko: Huh?

Wednesday: *hands Yoko the bag of treats*

Yoko: *notices the label*

Yoko: *reads aloud* I Can’t Believe It’s Not Degrading.

Yoko: 😐

Wednesday: *motions to continue*

Yoko: *squints at the tagline* So good, they’re better than self-respe—IS THIS A PICTURE OF ENID?!

Wednesday takes the bag back from the baffled vampire just as Enid excitedly scampers up.

Enid: I did it! I went two whole hours without opening TikTok!

Wednesday: Excellent. Now come closer and kneel so that I may balance your treat upon your perfect nose.

Enid: *happily does so*

Yoko: 🤦‍♀️

Enid: 🤤

[achromatophoric]

Sometime later…

Enid: I think we should try and kill each other over and over and then make out in front of a pool while our exes dead body floats in it.

Wednesday, welling up: I would love nothing more.

Yoko: I knew I shouldn't have let her watch Sabrina Carpenters new music video.

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 5 - I Finally Finished the 2.2 Main Quest Edition

[Pt. 1] [Pt. 2] [Pt. 3] [Pt. 4] [Pt. 6]

[tattycoram]

Rex: Today I realised I'm old Cody: What happened? Rex: I fell in the mess hall and instead of laughing, Fives came running to see if I was ok Cody: Rex: I saw fear in his eyes

[achromatophoric]

Enid staring: Wh-What did you do?

Wednesday, proudly: I’ve bedazzled your cast, as requested.

Enid: 😧

Enid: But there’s no rhinestones. And my cast is freaking PURRING at you.

Wednesday: Of course. It is utterly bewitched by my presence.

Enid: How? WHY?

Wednesday: Dark magic. And because one cannot bedazzle an inanimate object.

Enid: 🫢

Enid: 😗

Enid: 😙

Enid: I’m gonna name it Castiopeia!

Enid’s cast Castiopeia: 💕

Enid in a cast pouting: So dull...lifeless

Wednesday sighing: Would you like me to bedazzle your cast?

Enid: Would you??!!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍

[xwilltruman]

the pitt on twitter part 7

[serpercival]

mash + text posts (4)

[fourdollarwords]

Made for Chapter 34 of @morningstarwrites' wonderful fic Of Saints and Sinners. Rosie and Husk both having found out about radioapple dating but being sworn to secrecy immediately made me think of his scene in Friends.

[achromatophoric]

A certain hearse pulls up in front of the Addams family manor.

Enid: I can’t believe we got sidetracked by a whole dang quest to save a fae princess! That crapola was insane.

Wednesday: Agreed. Though I must wonder, do you know what the queen meant by rewarding you with a granted wish?

Enid: I dunno. I mean, I have lotsa wishes, like infinite ice cream, or having all of my—

Enid: 🫢

Enid: *face drains of color* Oh.

Enid: Oh no…

Wednesday: Mi sol? What is it?

Enid: *bolts out of the hearse and races for the back* Nonono-shitshitshit-nononono—

Wednesday: *follows Enid*

Enid: *opens the back of the hearse* —nonono—

Enid:

Enid: 😱

Enid: *drops to knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Wednesday: *peers into the back of the hearse*

Wednesday:

Wednesday: 😒

Enid: *actively ugly-crying*

Wednesday: ☝️😒

Wednesday: In my defense, they didn’t need to breathe when I sealed them in.

Enid: 😭

Enid’s plushies: 😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵😵

Enid, crying: You're killing them!

Wednesday, as she is vacuum sealing Enid's plushies: Mi Sole if you want them all to fit in the hearse at once we have to do this or send them through the post and you said you don't want them to be alone on a plane or get lost in customs.

Enid, still crying: But they can't breathe!

Wednesday, as she takes another large bag to seal: They don't breathe, my love, they will be fine.

Enid, sobbing: You're suffocating them!

Wednesday, under her breath: And you will be next...

[ahhcloudy]

"They've moved me from your memory / I'm still there in your soul"

[violentdelightshavevioletends]

Ridoc: Is Violet okay? — All of her clothes look too big on her lately…

Rhiannon: It's because they're not hers, she steals them from Xaden.

Violet: I do not STEAL them… Xaden leaves them for me to have… probably to avoid me sneaking around & twisting my ankle again while stealing them, but either way I win; he agreed it's the best option for "safety."

*camera pans*

Xaden: It's because the sleeves are so big on her, it’s practically a weapon that she can smack people away with.

Ridoc: How is that for safety?! She's already accidentally gotten me today, & Dain so many times he nearly flinches every time she turns!

Xaden: Then stand further away. *winks at camera* See, it works.

[achromatophoric]

Wednesday: I suppose now there is nothing more you can do to surprise me.

Enid: (Reaches for Wednesday’s elbow and precisely tweaks her funny bone.)

Wednesday: (Reflexively jerks, Stares straight at Enid in mortified accusation.)

Wednesday: What did you do? What did— You can’t do that. You— No. No. You can’t. You. Can’t.

Enid: 😘

[Based on an actual incident. They really did short circuit.]

Wednesday: There's nothing you can do that can still surprise me.

Enid: (Leans over and sticks her tongue in Wednesday's ear.)

Wednesday: (Visibly stiffens, Stares straight ahead with a thousand yard stare)

Wednesday: I stand both corrected and disgusted.

Enid: 😉

[glossglamour]

dont question the quality i made this in ms paint. wilson looks cunt-struck and thats all that matters