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Windblade: Starscream, the only reason Wheeljack keeps kissing you is because it's the only way to get you to shut up
#windblade#starscream#wheeljack#starjack#rid#incorrect rid quotes#incorrect rid#incorrect robots in disguise#transformers#tf#maccadam#maccadams#incorrect tf#incorrect transformers#incorrect tf quotes#incorrect transformers quotes#lost light#mtmte#more than meets the eye#maccadam's#idw#idw tf#idw transformers#tf idw#transformers idw#incorrect idw tf#incorrect quotes#robots in disguise#transformers comics#idw1 tf
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Laswell: No one consented to endure your fatherless attitude
Price: Well, there's no one to tattle to so you're going to have to deal with it
Laswell:
Laswell: *picks up her phone*
Price: ... Kate please don't-
#mac is retired but he's never rid of price#call of duty#modern warfare#john price#kate laswell#incorrect quotes
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Du hast es nicht vergessen, oder?
#fma#fullmetal alchemist#fma 2003#fma 03#fma cos#conqueror of shamballa#edward elric#alfons heiderich#鋼の錬金術師#my art#tw blood#cw blood#i couldn’t draw the table well so i got rid of it#i don’t know much german please correct me nicely if it’s incorrect 🙏
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I think we can all agree that Clark “living on a reporters salary” Kent would use 13-in-1 shampoo for all its uses.
The first time Bruce sees it in his apartment he nearly cries
Bruce: Clark. What the fuck is that.
Clark: Aren’t humans so innovative :D? Instead of buying 13 different products for one individual use, they created one product for 13! And I thought kryptonian technology was advanced.
Bruce: Clark- Clark please tell me you haven’t been using this as Gatorade
Clark: it’s actually quite refreshing! I prefer it mixed with a little water, do you want me to make you a glass?
Bruce, fanning himself with a bundle of money: No! I mean, uh, no thank you Clark, I’m. I’m good
#Clark can eat just about anything#Bruce knows that logically but it never ceases to weird him out#“hey Clark what did you do with the tiny robot insects you collected after we disabled them?#“oh I ate them :D seemed like a convenient way to get rid of them”#Bruce: you did WHAT#kryptonian biology#kryptonians#batman#dc comics#bruce wayne#dcu#clark kent#superman#superbat#incorrect dc quotes#action comics#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect superman quotes#dc shenanigans
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if the sides tweeted each other— 🚪

#they keep thinking they’re blocking him but they can never truly get rid of him lol#thomas sanders#sanders sides#incorrect sanders sides#incorrect sides tweets#Virgil Sanders#Remus sanders#ts virgil#ts remus
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Y/N: The food's too hot, I can't eat it.
Sukuna: You're too hot and I still eat you.
Y/N: …
Sukuna: …
Yuji: …
Yuji: *slams knife and fork down* ONE DINNER!! I JUST WANTED ONE. DINNER.
#jjk#jjk incorrect quotes#yuji itadori#jjk yuji#jjk yuuji#jujutsu kaisen yuuji#itadori jjk#itadori yuuji#jjk itadori#jujutsu itadori#yuuji itadori#jjk sukuna#ryomen sukuna#sukuna#jujutsu kaisen sukuna#sukuna x y/n#sukuna x you#next up itadori wraps duct tape around his face to get rid of sukunas eyes and mouth#spoiler it doesn’t work#jujutsu kaisen#jujustu kaisen incorrect quotes
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Bumblebee: *went 78 hours without sleep or any semblance of rest*
Bumblebee: *downs his third energy drink of the day*
Bumblebee: "You know, I always thought that Optimus would make more sense as I got older...*
Bumblebee: *cracks opens another energy drink and starts chugging*
Bumblebee: *slams empty can on table* "But somehow RATCHET is the one who makes more sense now!*
#transformers aligned#transformers#transformers prime#tfp#tf prime#transformers rid2015#tfp bumblebee#rid bumblebee#transformers bumblebee#transformers incorrect quotes#transformers robots in disguise 2015
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(Odysseus is jetpacking back to Ithaca, then senses someone behind him and glances. Sees no one. Does this for the next several hours. On the 50th time, he sees someone.)
Ares (gives an excited wave and thumbs up)
Odysseus (gives a confused wave in return)
(Odysseus keeps flying, but he can't shake the tagging along immortal)
Odysseus: Umm, what are you waiting for?
Ares: I don't know. Something amazing, I guess.
#epic the vengeance saga#epic the musical#epic#vengeance saga#epic odysseus#epic ares#the incredibles#pixar the incredibles#incorrect quotes#you've impressed him now Ody#there's no getting rid of him
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Soap: Pft, and he said he didn’t want a dog
Gaz: I think he likes it more than he likes you
Soap: …
Soap: On the other hand-
#Soap begged to get rid of the dog#they’ve had it for more than 3 years now#ghostsoap#call of duty#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#fake image#cod modern warfare#ghost mw2#simon riley#john price#gaz mw2#incorrect cod quotes#cod meme
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acotar incorrect quotes // siblings
rhys, 8 years old: hello, is this rhysand's mother? rhys' mom: rhys? honey, is that you? rhys: no, this is the Illyrian day camp. you do not need to come collect cassian and azriel. they are having too much fun here they will live here forever now, thank you. only collect rhysand. rhys' mom: nice try, darling. i'll be picking the THREE of you up tonight at five.
#rhysand most definitely tried to get rid of his brothers in any way possible when they were kids#rhysand#cassian#azriel#the bat boys#rhysand's mom#acotar memes#a court of thorns and roses#acotar#acotar incorrect quotes
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Ratchet: Did you have to stab him? Drift: You weren’t there, you didn’t hear what he said to me. Ratchet: What’d he say? Drift: “What’re you gonna do, stab me?” Ratchet: Ratchet: Fair
#drift#drift | deadlock#deadlock#ratchet#dratchet#transformers#tf#maccadam#maccadams#incorrect tf#incorrect transformers#incorrect tf quotes#incorrect transformers quotes#lost light#mtmte#more than meets the eye#maccadam's#idw#idw tf#idw transformers#tf idw#transformers idw#incorrect idw tf#incorrect quotes#rid#robots in disguise#transformers comics#idw1 tf#idw1 transformers
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buck: *slams his phone down on the table*
bobby: what's wrong kiddo?
buck: well chris' favourite animal at the moment is penguins and i was googling penguin facts so i could tell him about them when me and tommy take him to the zoo on saturday
bobby: and that made you slam your phone?
buck: well as i was googling penguin facts i found a picture of their mouths... bobby they have teeth going all the way down their throat, well actually it's not teeth like we have them they're backward facing flesh spines that help guide the fish down
bobby:... what the heck?
buck: yep! it looks terrifying! but a fun fact i did find was did you know the earliest penguin fossil was found in 61.6 million year old antartic rock! about 4-5 million years after the mass extinction of the dinosaurs waimanu manneringi stood upright and waddled like modern day penguins, but was more likely in the water, some fossil penguins were much larger than any living penguin today, reaching 4.5 feet tall!
bobby: oh wow, i think chris is gonna love that fact kid
buck: they also release air bubbles from their feathers which cuts the drag on their bodies, allowing them to double, and triple their swimming speed and quickly launch into the air
bobby: that's amazing buck, what else did you learn?
buck: well-
*alarm rings*
buck: damn it, tell you in the engine dad! *runs to the engine*
bobby:
bobby: did he just-
eddie: yeah, he did
bobby: *tears up*
#911 abc#911 evan buckley#911 buck#911 show#911 incorrect quotes#911 spoilers#911 tommy kinard#tommy kinard#911 tommy#bi buck is real#eddie diaz#911 eddie#911 eddie diaz#911 bobby nash#911 bobby#bobby nash is buck's dad#bobby nash#evan buckley calls bobby nash dad#also did you know#penguins eat so much seafood means drinking in the salt water#but penguins have a way to get rid of the salt#they have a gland called the supraorbital gland#it's located just above their eye#this gland filters the salt from their blood stream which is then excreted#by sneezing#they sneeze salt essentially#but they can't chug sea water to get water#no no they still have to go to meltwater pools to get their liquid goodness#they also eat snow for their hydration fix#i wonder if they eat yellow snow
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Shallan: Okay. Hand me your hairdryer.
Kaladin: What?
Shallan: Yeah? All Alethi guys carry a hairdryer!
Kaladin: Have you actually MET an Alethi man?
Shallan: Adolin? Do you have a hairdryer?
Adolin: Of course, I'm not an animal...
#I had this image in my mind and I can’t get rid of it#stormlight archive#incorrect quotes#cremposting#b99#Brooklyn 99#adolin kholin#shallan davar#shallan kholin#kaladin stormblessed#Stormlight#Cosmere
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Zeus: Nothing in life is free.
Aphrodite: Love is free.
Apollo: Adventure is free.
Hermes: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
#IM BACK WITH THE INCORRECT QUOTES#I stopped with labeling the number of them for a multitude of reasons#it was really really annoying to figure out which incorrect quote I was on for one#especially since I do a lot of mythologies#also no one really cares because if you spot this on your dash aint no one going to go#“Oh hey I sure am glad I know the creator made 30 more of these!”#and it's just pointless overall#so I got rid of it#I have no idea why I went on that rant lol#had to get it out of my system#mythology#greek mythology#greek gods#incorrect quotes#apollo#zeus#aphrodite#hermes
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Levi: Oh yeah, then you should totally come by my room!
Mammon: Hey, I wanna be included!
Levi: Oh, well we are going to watch a horror movie..
Mammon: Actually I forgot I got this thing going..
Levi: Lmao byeee.
#They weren't even going to watch a horror movie..#I feel like the brothers would use scary stuff to get rid of Mammon lol#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me game#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shitpost#obey me mc#obey me brothers#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#Obey me Levi#obey me shenanigans#obey me sheep mc
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Kara: I mean, think about it, you're the face that launched a thousand Daxamite ships...
Lena: If I'm Helen of Troy, does that make Rhea... Paris? Does she even swing that way?
Kara: Who wouldn't swing that way
Lena: What?
Kara: What?
#this popped in my head and I couldn't get rid of it so now I'm inflicting it on all of you#incorrect supercorp quotes#supercorp#incorrect supergirl quotes#sg musings#supercrack#mel stuff
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