#incorrect robots in disguise

[transfrmrs]

Wheeljack: The most beautiful curve on your frame is your smile, Star. Starscream: Excuse me? Starscream: Is that your way of saying I have no ass?

[autism-autobot]

Bumblebee: *went 78 hours without sleep or any semblance of rest*

Bumblebee: *downs his third energy drink of the day*

Bumblebee: "You know, I always thought that Optimus would make more sense as I got older...*

Bumblebee: *cracks opens another energy drink and starts chugging*

Bumblebee: *slams empty can on table* "But somehow RATCHET is the one who makes more sense now!*

[its-elioo]

Incorrect quotes Part 4 (RnM fanfic related)

(ft. The Freak Squad!)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Steeljaw: I have the sharpest memory. Name one time I forgot something.

Adagio: You left me in the parking lot three weeks ago.

Steeljaw: I did that on purpose, try again.

-

Aria: Yo, is Steel sleeping or dead?

Thunderhoof: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.

Adagio: Yeah, so did I.

Steeljaw: Okay first of all, frag you-

-

Clampdown: You sure this is the right direction?

Sonata: Certainly, I’m sure as I am honest!

Thunderhoof: In that case, we’re definitely lost.

-

Fracture: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Aria: I do have a sense of humor, you know.

Fracture: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Aria: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

-

Thunderhoof: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for 4-5 seconds.

Sonata: 45 SECONDS?!

Thunderhoof: No! FOUR TO FIVE SECONDS!

Sonata, already hugging him: Too late.

-

Sonata: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you guys get the fake skeletons?

Aria and Fracture: Fake?

-

Thunderhoof: I trust Sonata.

Fracture: You think she knows what she’s doing?

Thunderhoof: I wouldn’t go that far.

-

Adagio: I’m not doing too well.

Sonata: What’s wrong?

Adagio: I have this headache that comes and goes.

*Steeljaw enters the room*

Adagio: There it is again.

-

Aria: Don’t say a word.

Fracture: Fergalicious.

Aria: Frac, I said no words.

Fracture: Oh, I see how it works. Two weeks ago, we’re playing Scrabble, it’s not a word, now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you.

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Steeljaw: I hate seeing you like this.

Adagio: Like how?

Steeljaw: In person.

-

Aria: What are you, five?

Fracture, smirking: Yeah, five times taller than you.

Aria:

Fracture:

Fracture: I’m sorry, please don’t kill me.

-

Fracture: We have a problem.

Aria: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

-

Steeljaw: You know that flapping thing you were doing with your mouth just then?

Adagio: You mean expressing my opinion?

Steeljaw: Yeah, that. No more of that.

-

Thunderhoof: Why’re your shoes all wet?

Sonata: There was a puddle.

Thunderhoof: So? Why did yous step in it?

Sonata: It was a puddle.

-

Store Worker *over the loudspeaker*: Would Aria Blaze please come to the front desk?

Aria, arriving at the desk: Is there a problem?

Store Worker *points to Fracture and his mini-cons in their holoforms*: I believe they belong to you?

Fracture: We got lost.

Aria: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

-

Adagio: Faggot.

Steeljaw: What did you say?

Adagio: What did you hear?

Steeljaw: I'd rather not repeat it.

Adagio: Then, I guess we'll never know.

-

Airazor: If Divebomb and I were drowning, who would you save?

Aria: You morons can’t even swim?

Divebomb: It’s a hypothetical question, who would you save?

Aria: My time and effort.

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Sonata: I made tea.

Thunderhoof: I don’t drink tea.

Sonata: I didn’t make you tea. This is my tea.

Thunderhoof: Then why did yous tell me?

Sonata: It’s a conversation starter.

Thunderhoof: It’s a horrible conversation starter.

Sonata: Oh, is it? We’re conversing. Checkmate.

-

Steeljaw: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Adagio: No.

Fracture: Nope.

Thunderhoof: Absolutely not.

Aria: I hope it sucks whatever you’re going through.

Sonata, laughing: I hope it sucks??

Fracture: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Thunderhoof: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

*the rest start cackling*

Adagio: I can’t wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could’ve changed that outcome.

-

Sonata: I got us matching friendship bracelets and you say I don't care about our friendship.

Thunderhoof: …These are handcuffs.

Sonata: Yeah, 'cause we're partners in crime!

[cyber-streak-2]

Ratchet: Optimus, I’m not trying to be rude... but you died.

Optimus: Yeah, I know, I was there.

[shakra-1]

2015 RID Sideswipe: I have an idea.

2015 RID Bumblebee: A good idea?

2015 RID Sideswipe: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

[fandomnerd9602]

Is it possible for you to make a male cybertronian reader x miss martian from young justice plsss

Megan: it’s been lovey to meet you

Y/N: likewise

Megan: I very much wish to ride you

Y/N: what?!

Megan: I wish to ride you

Y/N: but we’re not exactly compatible in that…oh you meant my car form.

Megan: yes what other form could I ride around in?

[aromantic-boulder]

StrongArm: I’m a calm, collected, and calculating woman, truth be told.

WindBlade: Just yesterday you threw a chair at Sideswipe.

StrongArm: Yes. Which was a a calm, collected, and calculated compromise from the table I was initially planning on launching at him.

[jade-eclipse-lithium]

I would say everyone in Transformers is a highly functioning sociopath not a psychopath and tell you to do your research but they don’t have a society anymore

Not a stable one anyway

[chiquitafresa]

hi there, I have a milkshake idea for you

Do you know your drawing about vox? with Alastor & Lucifer & adam& Niffty

The way you drew Vox With them reminds me of (Katarina Claes ) from Anime: My Next Life as a Villainess: All Routes Lead to Doom!

for example

Like Very few people who have genuinely met Vox have not been at the very least intrigued by his personality and behaviors, Even when kidnapped, he got to know his captor and immediately struck up a friendship in a short conversation. he has unintentionally charmed many individuals as a result and finds herself surrounded by friends whom he genuinely cares about and vice-versa.

vox is incredibly simple-minded. Despite being a fan of romance novels, he is utterly oblivious to his friends' close affection towards him, both males and females alike. As a result, he often misinterprets the rivalry of his friends who are vying for his attention, usually making incorrect assumptions.

I borrow Some of the lyrics from fandom.com about (Katarina Claes )

Imagine with me that Vox doesn't want to fall in love again Because when he was alive. Vox was with someone he thought they The One to him But the relationship ended badly To the point that Vox doesn't think he deserves to be in love with anyone else again.

When he died and went to hell And became a overlord In years

And one day vox made a decision that he resigns from his position overlord

And he goes far away with Vark Without anyone knowing

I think Vox just wants to be alone with his pet and live a quiet life

Like having his own island In the sea of hell of Greed Ring

Because It's the only place with oceans, I think.

or

Vox goes to the Earth lives among humans Disguised in human form while Vark Disguised as a dark blue dog

What do you think would be everyone's reaction if Vox disappeared?

I didn’t realize the resemblance until you mentioned it! I watched the anime to season 2 so I have to catch up.

anyway-

I LOVE THIS IDEA!

Vox would for sure hate the idea of falling in love both the reason you mentioned AND because he half robot!

He thinks that no one wants a half robot TV demon, not when there’s sinners like Angel dust. Even tho it’s not the case

This fear first came when he fall to hell, many sinners was making fun of him and his TV head before he become an overlord! (All of them are now died)

This was Also around the time he meet Alastor, and since Alastor have a high dislike for modern technology, Alastor might have accidentally enhanced the fear

so it would make sense if he absolutely oblivious because of this! Even tho he read countless books about romance, he himself thinks he will never have something like that. ——————

Okay so this is mostly my personal headcanons on how Vox meet Lucifer and Alastor! He met both of them at a Overlord meeting (when he newly became one) And got along with the both of them (because one is the king of hell and the other is a overlord for decades who wouldn’t want to be their friends?)

This is how Vox also meet Niffty! After getting to know Alastor he introduced Niffty to Vox as well as husk!

This is also how Vox gets his technology to other rings and stores a meeting with heaven!

Now am not sure how Vox would have met Adam, but it either meeting Adam when his a sinner (and then somehow not recognizing him) and Vox decide to take him in.

or having a meeting with the angels to discuss getting Voxtech into heaven (what I was talking about earlier) and convince them to make a partnership to not attack the Vee’s, in turn Vox have to sell half of his soul to Adam. And their relationship want from there. ————————-

NOW I ONLY BRING THIS UP SO YOU KNOW WHY THEY REACT THE WAY THEY DO!

Lucifer would immediately know that Vox want to a different ring, a overlord soul is the most noticeable thing, it suddenly disappearing would catch Lucifer attention instantly.

After hurting down Vox, Lucifer would keep the secret both for Vox and for his own personal reasons. And letting the poor overwork demon his vacation.

Alastor would the Second to notice, not seeing Vox in a few weeks which is weird for the TV demon.

At first Alastor thought he liked the idea of Vox not being around, no more insufferable modern technology and annoying pest. But in short time Alastor grow bored and out right frustrated, why is his rival not fighting him?!

he would go to the Vee’s tower to give Vox a lesson only to find out that he left and never come back months ago.

Knowing that Vox couldn’t have died that easily, Alastor started looking all over pride ring for the TV demon, which slowly makes him more worried and anxious about Vox over time.

Vox was the few things that didn’t change much (other than his appearance) which give comfort to Alastor, him suddenly disappearing? Alastor would have meltdown trying to find him. he knows he can’t say much, he himself left for 7 years because of Lilith deal. (He scared that Vox might be in the same situation)

Niffty is on the same boat with Alastor, helping him trying to find Vox. He was the few people who actually is unaffected by her crazy behavior! She doesn’t want to lose him any time soon.

basically Niffty and Alastor would try everything in their power to find Vox and bring him home, they would continue until they find him or Lucifer break the news to them a year later.

Adam would be the most unaffected if we take the partnership route, which I personally think is how they would meet!

at first he would think Vox is late to their monthly meeting, it wouldn’t be the first time. But after a hour he will realize Vox isn’t coming.

he try texting him only to have nothing back and then come back after a month to see a empty meeting room.

he try to give Vox some privacy and saying things like “I don’t care about that demon!” Or “it whatever”

it will take half a year for Adam to snap and try to find Vox. Tracking Where his soul is and try hurting it down. It tome a while for adam break into the other ring and finally meet Vox again.

in total everyone will freak out and hunt him down to the best of their abilities. ——————

sorry if this is super long! I just want on a rant on how they would meet an how they would react to Vox leaving! :)

(also sorry if there’s any mistake I made, I just rushed this to not forget anything)

[teamjlry]

Cinder: (over PA) "What need would Atlas have for a soldier disguised as an innocent little girl?"

If I may use this as a jumping off point to sound off about something else that's on my mind...

It is the summer of 2023 and the current Big Thing in technology is the emergence of "AI" as a tech buzzword, which has a lot of people talking about "AI" in the way that it's typically conceptualized in Science Fiction Fantasy, which is to say: autonomously thinking robots like Penny, or Data from Star Trek. I think that this particular framing of the matter is causing a lot of otherwise intelligent people to view the discussion on "AI technology" in an incorrect light. It's given rise to this bizarre futurist discussion where we talk about the cultural ramifications of algorithmically "generated" art and writing through a lens of a potential future in which autonomous robots become a thing.

If these discussions are going to go anywhere productive, we need to stop thinking about tech-buzzword "AI" as if it's an actual artificial intelligence and keep firmly in mind that these technologies are not "generative", they are "reproductive". based on data analysis and algorithmic pattern input and output.

I wasn't really going anywhere with this.

Sorry, it is REAL adhd hours in the Team JLRY house.

[m58]

two from Rebecca M. Ross

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x = traumatic event (past + present) / life: A Math Problem

Solve for x, in which x equals generalized anxiety  unexpressed rage a sum greater than zero  words disguised as symbols disguised as words disguised  yes, where yes = every people pleaser in search of validation a field left blank unsolved or unresolved

Solve for x, in which x equals the secret scars of mental self-harm born from centuries of abuse, the gaping chasm  of a million mutilations  so vast  so wide so deep that whole generations are lost to its depths

Solve for x, in which x equals  every insult every slight  every egregious violation of trust  Let x equal a variable so variable that there are no known solutions only parallel possibilities traveling side by side, never crossing paths.

Rebecca M. Ross is a Brooklyn native living and teaching in New York’s Hudson Valley, where she experiences things like trees, mountains, and easy parking. Her work has been published in The Medical Literary Messenger, Writing in a Woman’s Voice, The Voices Project, and elsewhere, and she has work forthcoming in the Dissent Anthology. Rebecca has a BFA in creative writing and an MA in English from Brooklyn College.

[transfrmrs]

Windblade: Starscream, the only reason Wheeljack keeps kissing you is because it's the only way to get you to shut up

[autism-autobot]

Bumblebee: "Sorry I haven't been in contact for a while, I was experiencing ✨️dark nostalgia✨️"

Blades: "I'm pretty sure that's called PTSD."

Bumblebee: *trying not to worry Blades* "✨️dark nostalgia✨️"

Blades: "Maybe you should seek help."

Bumblebee: *panicking* "✨️dark nostalgia✨️"

Blades: "Do you want a hug?"

Bumblebee: "...."

Bumblebee: "Yeah."

[its-elioo]

Incorrect quotes Part 3 (RnM fanfic related)

Part 1, Part 2, Part 4

Knock Out: I just can’t believe you would do this to me.

Rarity: I’m sorry, I had no idea…

Knock Out: It’s called a betrayal of trust. Does that mean anything to you?

Rarity: Of course it does. I didn’t mean to hurt you-

Knock Out: You don’t just get me a gift out of nowhere and I have nothing prepared for you! Now I look like a big old jerk!

-

Sideswipe: If your leg gets cut off, would it hurt?

Rainbow: Duh!

Sideswipe: How tho?

Rainbow: Cause your leg got cut off, foo.

Sideswipe: Where you gonna feel the pain?

Rainbow: In your le-…

Sideswipe: Exactly, bruh.

Sideswipe: How you gonna feel the pain—

Both: If your leg is gone!

-

Steeljaw: It’s really cute that you’re gonna defeat me with the “power of friendship” and all but again I am the devil from the bible so—

Sunset: You mf, you didn’t let me finish!

Steeljaw: Uh-huh, go ahead.

Sunset: I have all this power in my hands—

Steeljaw: Dadadadada— shut up, shut up, stfu- I’m the- I don’t care. I DO NOT CARE.

-

Predaking: Your existence is irritating.

Fluttershy: How so?

Predaking: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

-

Reporter: Hello miss, did you witness anything strange in the area?

Rainbow: Wha- witness?

Reporter: Yes.

Rainbow: Is this camera on?

Reporter: Yeah, we’re live!

Rainbow, trying to distract her while Sideswipe is slowly sneaking away: Ohhoh- Oh nah, I ain’t seen nothing. Ha, I ain’t seen nothing. Matter of fact, I’m blind in my left eye. And 43% blind in my right eye, I don’t see much of nothing. A matter of fact I can’t even see you, sir!

-

Pinkie: And if I run and leap at Smokey, he will most certainly catch me in his arms. COMING IN!

Smokescreen: NO WAIT- I’M HOLDING ENERGO- [drops it on the ground and catches her]

-

Rainbow: Giraffes, they can fight.

Sideswipe: You’re more afraid of a giraffe than a gorilla?

Rainbow: Hell yeah, I’m more scared of a giraffe than a gorilla.

Sideswipe: Imagine you’re in a zoo, you mean to tell me you’d rather fall into the gorilla pit?!

Rainbow: Yes.

Rainbow: How tall am I?

Sideswipe: 5.7

Rainbow: How tall is a giraffe?

Sideswipe: Probably like 12ft.

Rainbow: Exactly.

Sideswipe: How strong are you? Very weak and fragile. How strong is a gorilla?

Rainbow: I could talk to a gorilla—

Sideswipe: You’re gonna TALK TO HIM?!

-

Ultra Magnus: I’m not going to lie, Optimus. I’m a little scared of your daughter.

Optimus: Sunset? She wouldn’t hurt a fly.

Ultra Magnus: Well, that’s reassuring--

Optimus: She would kill a man, however.

-

Rarity: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?!

Wheeljack, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?

The CMC: Because we have little hands.

Wheeljack: Because they have little hands.

-

Bumblebee: What am I doing wrong?

Sunset: You want me to answer as a therapist or your friend?

Bumblebee: Friend.

Sunset: Go see a therapist.

-

Applejack: What do ya think Wheeljack will do for his distraction?

Bulkhead: Who knows? He’ll probably throw a rock or make a noise that’s what I w-

(a big explosion appears behind them)

Bulkhead: …or he could do that.

-

Twilight: Can I be frank with you guys?

Grimlock: Sure! But I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Pinkie: Can I still be Pinkie?

Smokescreen: Shh, let Frank speak.

-

Ratchet: We call that a traumatic event.

Ratchet, turning to Rainbow: Not a ‘bruh moment’.

Ratchet, turning to Sunset: Not a ‘major L’.

Ratchet, turning to Sideswipe: And DEFINITELY not an ‘oof LMAO’!

-

Sideswipe: Maybe you shouldn’t pick fights with people bigger than you.

Rainbow: Then I wouldn’t get to fight anyone.

-

Twilight: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, guys?

Ratchet and Arcee: No.

Fixit: I do!

Twilight: I know, Fixit.

Fixit: I’m sad…

Twilight: I know, Fixit.

-

Pinkie: Never stop wishing Smokey and all of your dreams will come true!

Smokescreen: [sarcastically] Even the scary ones?

Pinkie: [laughs]

Pinkie: [seriously] Yes.

-

Strongarm: Why are Rainbow and Sideswipe sitting with their backs to each other?

Twilight: They had a fight.

Strongarm: Then why are they holding hands?

Twilight: They get sad when they fight.

-

Sunset: Watcha doing?

Bumblebee: Looking for my will to live.

Fluttershy: [walks in]

Bumblebee: Ah, there it is.

-

Rainbow, listening to the radio: I really like Eminem.

Sideswipe: I prefer Skittles.

Rainbow: No, like the rapper.

Sideswipe: Why would you eat the wrapper??

-

Predaking: I only had Fluttershy for a day and a half.

Predaking: But if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone on this planet and then myself.

Fluttershy: PLEASE DON’T—

-

Rarity: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.

Wheeljack: That's why I carry two swords.

-

Pinkie: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...

Smokescreen: You would eat yourself?

Pinkie: I wouldn’t even question it.

-

Bumblebee: What are you doing?

Fluttershy: Cooking pancakes for the squirrels outside.

Bumblebee: …why are you cooking for the squirrels outside?

Fluttershy: Because they don’t know how to.

-

Sunset: What is it called when you kill a friend?

Bumblebee: Homicide.

Twilight: Murder.

Sideswipe and Rainbow: Homiecide.

[as-alterncontroller]

Games that use a security camera mechanic

FNAF

FNAF (Five Nights at Freddy's) is a video game franchise which follows a set of night guards and other characters that try to survive from midnight to 6 a.m. for five levels, called "nights", while fending off attacks from homicidal animatronic characters.

The game is a point and click game where the player watches security cameras to find out where the animatronics are and try to close the doors around them. However, they have limited power to work with.

I'm on Observation Duty

I'm on Observation Duty is about monitoring live surveillance camera footage and spotting anomalies that range from furniture movement to intruders. Once spotting an anomaly the player has to file a report describing the type and location of the anomaly.

Fears To Fathom - Carson House

In the 3rd installment of the Fears to Fathom franchise, the game follows an 18-year-old Noah Baker house-sit for the media personality Roy Carson. However, when the power goes out an intruder enters the home and using cameras to track the stalker trespassing in Roy's home, players must evade them and escape.

TOBOR

In Tobor, players play as a spy robot, tasked with monitoring 16 surveillance feeds to eavesdrop, scan objects, and report findings back to HQ.

However, they are given three rules do not empathize, do not interfere, and do not betray the RA Corporation. This game is slower-paced, but explores dark themes with a narrative-driven experience that changes depending on the decisions players make.

There are multiple endings, and across the seven days, players can uncover the truth about Undercroft and its unique inhabitants.

Alternate Watch

Alternate Watch is another spot-the-difference style game similar to "I'm on observation duty", Alternate Watch has the player use CCTV to monitor a house for "alternates", a hostile species that have begun to infiltrate the US by disguising themselves as household objects.

Filing too many incorrect reports or missing too many anomalies will require the player to restart the night from the beginning.

Do I like these mechanics?

I like these security camera mechanics, and would like to add this to my game. I also like the idea of spot the difference when switching between cameras, as this is a simple idea that can easily be played with different type of controllers including the Logitech Joystick i want to use.

[shakra-1]

2015 RID Bumblebee: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.

2015 RID Sideswipe: Mine just says "Sideswipe no."

2015 RID Bumblebee: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.