#incorrect samurai jack

[shadow-coolness]

Samurai Jack: Who’re you?

Mad Jack : Im you.

Jack: No im me.

….

Mad Jack: “Im Me.” He says.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Shredder: Poor, unfortunate creature. Casey: I'm not poor! Shredder: What? Casey: I might be unfortunate, but I'm not poor!

[thehyperrequiem]

And now, a random incorrect Punch Out Quote

Piston Hondo: Poor, unfortunate soul. Glass Joe: I'm not poor! Piston Hondo: What? Glass Joe: I might be unfortunate, but I'm not poor!

[tuttle-did-it]

Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Malcolm in the Middle, Argo, X-Files, etc),

Faith Ford (Murphy Brown, We Have a Ghost),

David Huddleston (Blazing Saddles, The Big Lebowski, Star Trek TNG, The Wonder Years, Magnum PI, etc),

Clyde Kusatsu (character actor in dozens of things including M*A*S*H, NCIS, General Hospital, The Young and the Restless, Dollhouse, Samurai Jack, etc)

Bill Maher (Politically Incorrect, Real Time with Bill Maher, etc),

Ronny Graham (character actor and writer in dozens of things including M*A*S*H - also worked as a story consultant! and wrote several episodes!, Space Balls)

in 'Good-Bye Charlie' s6 e12 of Murder, She Wrote.

Episode aired Jan 7, 1990

[dragengyrr]

"Lose the jacket"…

More Alastor in dress from this post because I am completely normal about it (I’m not).

@prince-liest : answering previous asks, let’s establish now that if I mention you directly in my posts, you are free to link the art to your fics without asking (after all, it wouldn’t have existed without them). I’m pretty sure I’m not done with them. Cheers <3

Artist’s little side note (because I feel like rambling again): so Hazbin gave me two life improvements (well, three, if you add the music) - one was stepping foot into the unknown aroace territory and being hit on the head with realisation that it was my home all along, making my questionable behaviours and reactions in the past a whole lot less… weird. At least for me, the allos probably still thought I was weird af, but that’s their problem now.

Second improvement was discovering a cartoony style that just sits right with my hand. I’ve always loved cartoons, had a little nostalgic era at the end of high school where I went back to the stuff I’d watched as a kid (Jake Long, Ben 10, Kid vs Kat, Samurai Jack), then I was discovering shows that were made quite recently already as an adult (Over the Garden Wall, Gravity Falls, The Owl House), I loved them for various reasons… but every time I tried to play with their style, I couldn’t get past a few drawings.

I also never truly worked out my own cartoony style, so I thought I’d be stuck with realism for all eternity - which is not bad by any means, it’s just that added pressure of your own artistic ego whispering into your ear that if you misplace one tendon or muscle, or get the proportions wrong, you’ll likely burn down in some special part of hell, specifically for artists that are too lazy to check their anatomy atlas for every single drawing they make. Or maybe that’s just me.

The point is – I don’t remember the last time I produced so many drawings in such a short time, and it’s a blast. And I can focus on posing and emotions more than anything, thus learning new tricks, and it might improve my realistic art as well, right now limited by my fear of it somehow looking incorrect (because that would surely mean the end of the world).

-End of ramble-

[gear-project]

Annon-Guy: Batman Arkham Scenario

I suppose to wrap things up about who's able to face the Combat and Predator (Stealth) Maps.

Jack-O', Haehyun, Answer, Nagoriyuki, Giovanna, Goldlewis, Chaos, Bedman? and Asuka/Asuka#.

Guest appearances by Chimaki, Fanny, Leopladdon and Judgement.

Jack-O' plays similarly to Harley Quinn, actually... i.e. she sets traps for targets (her servants do the work, basically). She's very acrobatic, so combat's not a big deal to her, she was forced to learn stealth from Asuka to keep herself hidden from the Merciless Apocalypse early on.

(Side note: Aria Hale is nothing like Jack-O'... she had a high intellect but it was not based on Computer A.I., and her physical capabilities were very limited... she was just an ordinary lab geek when she dated Frederick.)

Kum Haehyun is very combat-oriented due to family techniques, but Kum's pride as a Tuner gets in the way of "stealth" so she's not suited for it. She's better off as a Doctor/Healer like she currently operates as. She'd rival Batman in terms of medical techniques (Bruce Wayne's father was a surgeon by the way... probably not as good as Faust was, but still...)

Answer is a Ninja, so Stealth is a given, he's not AS gifted as Chipp is in the combat talents, but he's been training, so maybe one day he'll catch up. He spends a lot of time on the phone though, so not much time for heroics unless Chipp calls in a favor.

Nagoriyuki was buried under a BUILDING for 60 years, that's pretty stealthy if you ask me! Aside that, his combat abilities are second to almost none save Sol. In terms of stealth technique he's a Vampire, so his potential is probably very high... but his pride as a samurai probably prevents him from taking underhanded "stealthy" measures... so I'd assume he prefers to confront people directly.

Giovanna works for the United States Secret Service... that's pretty stealthy work in and of itself, though she much prefers to relax on the job, she's still a professional in both combat and stealth.

Goldlewis: his background is VERY STEALTHY, but he won't tell you anything even if you ask. The guy is all about black ops, despite his rotund size. Combat wise, it's easy to see why he's the SECRETARY OF ABSOLUTE DEFENSE.

Happy Chaos: Stealth and magic are his fortes, though originally he knew next to NOTHING ABOUT COMBAT... he basically used the Backyard to download the knowledge in to his brain and learn from there. He isn't really a fighter, but his skill with a gun will make people hesitate to draw. Whoah... he knows Gun-Fu!

Bedman? The 8th Generation High Density Bedframe was built with Romeo's specs (and powers) in mind, so being a combat machine that can fight Gears (and even Vampires) seems to be part of what it was built for... in terms of Magic potential it can only do a limited amount of things via Bedman's influence, otherwise it's a hunk of junk without that Magic power driving it. The fact it's heavily damaged means things like combat and stealth are very limited for it.

The only reason the Bedframe is still decent at combat is because of its drive to protect Delilah. By the way, Delilah is very good at Stealth and Magic power, but combat is something she's still scared of, being 12 years old isn't easy.

Asuka # "Sharp" Being a "combat clone" of Asuka Kreutz, you'd think combat would be second nature to him, but you'd be incorrect... neither Asuka or Asuka #R are very good at physical combat... in fact they BOTH get tired very easily!

The fact Asuka R. Kreutz is also over 170+ years old with a body that got reduced to the youth of a child for a few months means he's not really built for physical activity in the first place. Of course, he probably still needs the exercise.

In terms of Stealth, all Asuka would need to do would be to cast Invisibility and that'd be the end of that. His Magic makes everything ELSE look very easy. Asuka Sharp is no exception either.

Still, between the two of them, I wouldn't expect either of them to play vigilante any time soon... they're better off sticking to Science.

Switching Gears... Fanny was an old assistant to Dr. Faust a great many years back and was still searching for him last we saw in GG Petit. She's a sweet young girl, stealth and combat really isn't her thing, though she probably has techniques to keep up with Faust at least.

She inherited her giant Needle weapon from her mother, who was also a Nurse years ago.

Raymond (Judgement) was originally a Scientist who worked for the P.W.A.B. and Sacred Order, so combat was something he observed on the daily, but this also made him deranged.

He later took his research to Isene Island and did diabolical experiments there to the poor residents, so despite becoming a cool-looking character, his morality is really suspect.

He also died not long after due to his miscalculation on Inus' powers as a Demihuman (Underworld King).

If he'd managed to survive though, Combat would come very easily for him, but I doubt he'd be all that interested in Stealth as a concept.

Moving on, LEOPALDON:

A large Megadeth Class Gear who "hides" in the Antarctic continent. That's pretty stealthy despite their size.

Leopaldon used to rescue humans who got stranded in Snow Storms on the continent, and it's semi-unclear if the P.W.A.B. even knew he existed or not.

Sol apparently met him once, but that's all we know, honest!

Sentient Gears aren't exactly geared for combat, as they are pacifists in nature (despite being built as weapons, they dislike being treated like weapons).

Still, make no mistake: LEOPALDON IS A MEGADETH GEAR.

That means Leopaldon's combat potential is immense, enough to level a city in minutes if not seconds. Somehow a group of thugs surrounding Leopaldon would be the height of folly.

Leopaldon does his best not to get noticed by humans, so he's gotten pretty good at stealth, but it might be only a matter of time before he gets fully discovered... maybe Ky can help him out one day?

Lastly, CHIMAKI:

A prideful Mononofu Samurai if ever there was one.

His sword is nothing to laugh at.

But, in terms of tactics or stealth... or even thinking...

Well... don't expect much.

Don't mess with Chimaki's topknot and you'll be just fine. He'll leave you alone in peace.

Unless you offer onigiri... then he may follow you home.

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Real question. If they ever made a Legend of Zelda Animated Series, who would you rather have make it? Studio Ghibli, or Genndy Tartakovsky?

[phyrexianphamily]

[Elesh Norn is laying down on a couch, talking to Jin-Gitaxias in a sort of therapy session.]

Jin: So, tell me what's been bothering you.

Elesh: Well, you see, Doc, it's been over 50 moons already.

Jin: It's been that long?

Elesh: Yes. You see, that's the actual problem. Once we eradicated all the menaces caused by planeswalkers, I thought I would just wait it out, and then Elsp—

Jin: We don't say her name here. It is a safe place.

Elesh: Yes, yes... sorry. Well, I-I just assumed that eventually over time, she would just—

Both: DIIIIIIIIIIEEE!

[Elesh slumps down on the couch.]

Elesh: But she hasn't even lost her drive. I mean, like, at all. She just found those stupid friends, and it looks like they'll be around forever! I...I just don't know if I can handle that.

Jin: Yes, it seems that Urabrask and Tezzeret's unreliabilty is affecting the current alliances. It's quite the conundrum.

Elesh: Yes... Uh, what is that again?

Jin, reassuring: Just a confusing or difficult problem.

Elesh: Yes. Problem. I wish there was someone who can dispose of my problem.

Both, with wide eyes and a neurotic expression: Yes. One can hope.

[drarreckyninja]

PROFESSOR: *Johnny, define a machine.”

JOHNNY: “A machine is anything that reduces human effort. [...] Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine. It's a warm day, press a button, get a blast of air - the fan... A machine! Speak to a friend miles away. The telephone... A machine! Compute millions in seconds. The calculator... A machine! We're surrounded by machines. From a pen's nib to a pants' zip - all machines.” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up and down in a second. Up, down, up, down…”

(Students laugh)

Professor: (Throws chalk nib at JOHNNY’s head) “What is the definition?”

JOHNNY: “...I-I just gave it to you, sir.”

PROFESSOR: “You’ll write this in the exam?” (Mimes zipping and unzipping pants) “Up, down, up, down, up down. Idiot! Anyone else? Yes?”

JACK: “Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected that their relative motions are constrained, and by which means, force and motion may be transmitted and modified as a screw and its nut, or a lever arranged to turn about a fulcrum or a pulley about its pivot, etc., especially a construction is more or less complex consisting of a combination of moving parts, or simple mechanical elements, as wheels, levers, cams etc.”

PROFESSOR: “Wonderful. Perfect. Please sit down. Thank you.”

JOHNNY: “But sir, I said the same thing, just in simple language.”

PROFESSOR: “If you prefer simple language, join an Arts and Commerce college.”

JOHNNY: “But sir, one must get the meaning, too. What’s the point of blindly cramming a textbook definition -”

PROFESSOR: “You think you’re smarter than the book? Write the textbook definition, mister, if you want to pass.”

JOHNNY: “But there are other books - “

PROFESSOR: “Get out!”

JOHNNY: “But sir - why?”

PROFESSOR: “In simple language: out! Idiot.”

(JOHNNY stands and leaves the class of silent students. Halfway out the classroom, he turns around and begins walking back to his seat.)

PROFESSOR: “Why are you back?”

JOHNNY: “I forgot something.”

PROFESSOR: “What?”

JOHNNY: “Instruments that record, analyze, summarize, organize, debate and explain information; that are illustrative, non-illustrative, hard-bound, paperback, jacketed, non jacketed, with foreword, introduction, table of contents, and index; that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding, enrichment, enhancement and education of the human brain through the sensory route of vision… sometimes touch.”

PROFESSOR: “What?”

JOHNNY: “Books, sir. I forgot my books.”

[roththeprimordial]

(Azula gets wrapped up in a set of chains while chasing Aang as she involuntarily swings back and forth on them. Aang walks over to her, just out of distance of her)

Azula: Agghh! Grrr! Aaaghhh! Die! Die! Why won't you die!? Scum! Firelord Ozai will be triumphant! I WILL UNDO THE EVIL THAT IS YOU, AVATAR! I WILL KILL YOU AS LONG AS THERE IS BREATH IN MY BODY I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN! LONG LIVE THE GLORY OF THE FIRE NATION! LONG LIVE FIRELORD OZAI!

Aang:... You are very troubled, and confused. OZAI is the evil one, not me. I have met many Fire Nation soldiers who were brainwashed with this propaganda. But never to this degree. Although, I guess it would make sense if that person was directly brainwashed by Ozai himself.

Azula: DECIEVER! WORM! SCUM!

Aang: Now you're just repeating yourself.

[edgybluerat]

Aku: You and Demongo are my friends, ok? Everyone else, including Nergal, including Hunson Abadeer, are demons that until 2 months ago I'd have actively shunned!

HIM: But why?

Aku: In case you haven't noticed, I'm evil. I'm unspeakably evil. I don't fit in. I dont want to fit in. Have you ever seen me spend a day without sending people down to the Pit of Hate? That's evil.

[shadow-coolness]

Naruto: What jutsu is this? Who are you?

Dark Naruto: Don't be such a fool! I'm you!

Naruto: If you are me, who am I?

Dark Naruto: Argh! You are so stupid! You are you also!

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Raph: Mona! Be care- Mona Lisa: *effortlessly takes out several bad guys* Raph: …ful. Mona Lisa: Did you say something? Raph: No… Nevermind.

[thehyperrequiem]

CNUL Incorrect Quote: Becca’s Tempting Fate Moment

[Becca Blossom managed to get out of the lake before things get hectic, with Jack giving her the towel she brought with her to dry up once she got on land]

Becca: Boy *wraps the towel around her body* that was close!

Astor: *washing hands with water and soap* Na! That wis vile! Ye owe me muckle! *drys his hands with a small towel*

Becca: I never want to see a naked man again. [right when she said that after her samurai partner look at her with a confused look, a stampede of naked men runs to the big pool passing by them] (☉_ ☉)

Samurai Jack: *disgusted* now I understand why you have strong discomfort towards naked men.

Astor: Awright, dinnae keek at me, ah ain't pinchin’ na mair butts.

Cartoon Network Unity Linkage belongs to @sundove88

The title to the post is referred to the Tempting Fate Trope.

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[Shinji enters Rei's apartment and sees her naked]

Shinji: (very embarrassed and blushes deeply, turns away) Rei! You're naked!

Rei: So?

Shinji: W-W-Well, you see...men and women are...you know...d-different and some things are private and umm...well, p-personal.

[Beat]

Rei: You're not making any sense

[incorrectrotgquotes]

Wherever it is you may be, it is your friends who make your world.

North to Jack Frost