#incorrect stephen strange

[1luna1lovegood1]

Tony: there's only one thing worse than losing!

Stephen: [rips off paper to make it say 'losing peter'] boom!

Peter, nodding: me.

Tony: no-

[reginaphalangelobster]

Knock Knock

Y/n: Knock knock Stephen: Oh not again Y/n: Come on! Knock knock Stephen, sighing: Who's there? Y/n: Doctor Stephen: Let me guess, Doctor Strange, ha ha Y/n: No Stephen: Fine, Doctor Who? Y/n opening the door to reveal The Doctor: Exactly! Stephen, completely shocked: What happened?! Did you fuck up the multiverse again? Y/n, looking down: I fucked up the multiverse again

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[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: I collect parental figures like they're pokemon cards

Stephen: How's that working out for you

Peter: ...I also collect parental issues

Stephen *facepalms*: You're an embarrassment

Peter: Hey! Don't make me look up to you and value your care

Stephen: ...

Stephen: Did you just threaten me with your love?

Peter: Yep. It's as deadly as a serial killer

Stephen:

Peter: It's actually caused a lot of attachment issues for me

[malpractisnt]

Marvel x text posts I made instead of doing whatever you should be doing after making a house md x text posts post.

[shxrkk]

[strangeironaf]

Tony: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Stephen : At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Tony: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Stephen : Somehow that's worse.

[lukas-dusk]

Tony bleeding out after fighting bad guys : Is he staring at me?

Rhodey trying to stop the bleeding : Of course he’s staring at you, you’re bleeding out.

Tony : But is he staring at me in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" Or "ahh he looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way?

Rhodey no longer putting pressure on the wound to stare at Tony blankly :

Rhodey : What.

Pepper : He’s staring at you in an "ahh he’s bleeding out!" type of way. Why would he think it’s hot?!

Stephen staring at Tony in a "ahh he’s looks so hot when he’s bleeding out!" way : I mean...

Wong : For fuck sake!

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Peter: I’m using my veto.

Stephen: Veto? You don’t get a veto.

Peter: Why not? You veto me all the time!

Stephen: That’s because you have bad ideas.

Peter: Name one!

[Later]

Peter: That went on for a while.

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Peter: You have to help me! Harry’s taking me to meet his parents tonight!

Stephen: Oh wow, that’s a big step!

Peter(sarcastic): Oh, really? That hadn’t occurred to me!

Tony: Kid, it’s gonna be fine! Just be yourself!

Peter: They live on the Upper East Side on Park Avenue!

Stephen(to Tony): Oh yeah, he can’t be himself…

[popcorn-plots]

Things my family has said as incorrect ironstrange quotes

Peter: If I put money into the washing machine, is it money laundering?

Tony: [barely audible] yes.

Stephen: [muffled laughter]

Peter: [staring at America putting bacon strips on a pan] what if I ate raw bacon. What then.

Harley: Do it.

Stephen: Don't eat raw bacon, Peter.

Peter: but what if I did?

Tony: you'd get sick and be a slave to the porcelain toilet throne.

Peter: [texting] I'm supposed to be paying attention in class but the macarena just started playing in my head

Harley: haha

Harley: EYYYY MACARENA

[karmaspidr]

Billy: And that's pretty much everything that happened, sir.

Strange: ...

Agatha: Hey, Professor Weirdo, you in there?

Strange: Sorry, it's just that that sigil caused me a lot of trouble.

Billy: What?

Strange: Let's just say that Wanda Maximoff wouldn't have been as easily corrupted by the Book of the Damned if she knew her son was alive and well just a few miles away from Westview.

Billy: ...

Agatha: Oooh. He has a point there.

[totallyaccurateavengersquotes]

TONY: Stephen and I--

PETER: Are getting married?

STEPHEN: No, we--

HARLEY, PULLING OUT A GIANT BINDER: Sit down. We've planned out the entire thing.

[annmaximoff18]

Imagine always going to Strange when you're sick.

Did you always go

Did your head hurt? Strange

Did your stomach hurt? Strange

Did you have a fever? Strange

You always went to him, until he got fed up and confronted you.

"Hey, Strange, I think I..."

"Enough," he yelled, interrupting you angrily. "Why don't you go to a different doctor instead of coming to me?" he asked, frowning.

"Because you're the only one I trust. I'm sorry, I won't bother you anymore," you whispered, looking at the floor. Strange sighed.

"Come on, sit down, and tell me what happened," he said after a while, pointing to the chair in front of you.

You hesitated until you saw his eyes. He looked at you with regret. You walked over until you sat in front of him.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you."

"I'm sorry for bothering you so much."

"No, don't worry about it. Now, what symptoms are you having?"-taking out a notebook and pen to take notes

[malpractisnt]

marvel x text posts

[gfmaximoff]

America: ARE YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: KIDDING ME YOU-

Wong: Fucking.

America: IDIOT?!?

Wanda: …What is going on?

Wong: Stephen banned America from swearing so I’m helping her out.

[strangeironaf]

Tony: Everyone synchronise your watches.

America: I don't know how to do that.

Peter: I don't wear a watch.

Stephen: Time is a construct.