#incorrect thorquill

[malewifeisco]

[dandeli0n29]

Thor: Truth or dare?

Quill: Truth.

Thor: I dare you to kiss me.

Quill, already leaning in for a kiss: You'd better believe I'm up for a challenge.

Rocket: ...

Rocket: What the fuck, he didn't even choose dare?!

[incorrect-st4r-ocs]

Peter: Why they aren't talking to us?

Thor: Maybe they are homophobic.

Peter: We're not gay, Thor.

Thor: We are not?

[thegoodshipthorquill]

Peter: Hey, babe, I'm just getting into the shower. Wanna come... help me out? *winks seductively*

Thor: ... have you never taken a shower before?

[buckyeah]

imagine your otp #62

Person A : *listening to a new song they just found*

Person A : this song is so good i glitched

Person B : you what?

Person A : i glitched

Person B : wut?

Person A : like it's so good the hair on my skin stood up

Person B :

Person B : you are so weird

Person A : *nervous chuckle*

Person B : in a unique way which is why i like you

Person A : ... Noted

[circus-escapee12]

Quill, applying lipgloss:

Thor: Hey can I get some of that

Quill: Su–

Thor: *Kisses him*

Thor: Much appreciated my friend =D!

Quill:

???????!!!!!!!!!!

Rocket: I wonder how much a dead raccoon would sell on the black market

[incorrectgamora]

Peter: I need help. How do I get Thor to like me?

Mantis: You could plan a romantic picnic.

Peter: Okay. What does he like to eat?

Gamora: I’m pretty sure he’s a vegan.

Peter: And I’m a Capricorn, but what does he like to eat?

[petit-coquelicot]

me: Oh my God, this ship deserves so much more attention, I'll do everything I can to make this popular in the least!

also me: has no drawing or writing skills, majority of posts are just reblogs and doesn't really have any actual original content and doesn't have a drop of creativity

[oceluna]

[celestialprince02]

I saw a text post I got inspiration

[malewifeisco]

[dandeli0n29]

Rocket: So, what did you do yesterday?

Thor: Nothing special.

Peter: Excuse me?

Thor: Well, he asked 'what' not 'who'

[transdangernoodle]

Thor: I have the urge to do something stupid

Quill: *mumbles* I'm stupid do me

Thor: What?

Drax, from the distance: He said he's stupid so fuck him!

[thegoodshipthorquill]

Peter: Do you ever see something that changes your whole life and you're just like "huh"?

Thor: Yeah, the first time I saw you.

Peter: Honestly that is so sweet and romantic and it makes this really awkward because I was just gonna show you this drawing of Rocket as a turkey.

[buckyeah]

Imagine you otp #54

Person A : oh my god

Person A : yes!

Person A : *moans* right there! Right there! Holy fuck

Person A : don't stop don't stop don't stop

Person A : you're so fucking good!

Person A : this is the best thing that ever happened to me

Person A : *groans* yeees *whimpers*

Person B :

Person B, barely containing himself also sporting a raging hard on at this point : oh my god I'm giving a light back massage not fucking you senseless. Get a hold on yourself!

[circus-escapee12]

Mantis: If you really want Thor to like you, try dropping subtle hints

Quill: Ok sure I can handle that

Thor: Hello everybo–

Quill: OH NO!!! IT SEEMS A SNAKE HAS BITTEN ME ON THE LIP

Thor:

Quill: LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE HAS TO

S U C C

THE POISON OUT