#incorrect wolf 359 quote

[ladymiraclewings]

Blitz: Moxxie, could you please initiate Fizz Protocol T? Fizzarolli: Hello? Blitz? Moxxie, what did Blitz mean by Protocol T? How many Fizzarolli Protocols are there?

[fos-tis-zois]

Osamu: I can believe you publicly murdered the queen but I draw the line at freestyle jazz! Suna: You can believe that i publicly murdered the queen?!

[tears0f0ri0n]

WELCOME TOO W359 INCORRECT QUOTES

**Hilbert:** Where’s my chair?

**Hera:** Minkowski broke it over Eiffel’s back while they were wrestling.

**Eiffel:** Correction, Minkowski was wrestling. *I* was eating soup.

**Minkowski:** I'm bored.

**Hera:** Wanna commit first degree murder?

**Minkowski:** Sure!

**Eiffel, hearing them:** No- Stop, don't do that! Put that knife down! Put Hilbert down!!

**Minkowski:** For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

**Eiffel, Hilbert, & Hera:** Okay.

**Minkowski:** If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

**Eiffel:** Bold of you to assume I have money.

**Hilbert:** Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

**Hera:** Bold of you to assume I can die.

**Hera:** You know you can die from that, right?

**Eiffel:** *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.

**Hilbert:** *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.

**Minkowski:** *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

[what-life-is-really-like]

Minkowski: I heard an interesting rumor today.

Eiffel: Only one? I started at least twelve.

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

Kaoru: I would like to point out, again, that neither of you are wearing your safety goggles. Teru: Those are for nerds. Tsubasa: Yeah. Nerds. Kaoru: They're important if you want to have nerdy things like eyes.

[petrichorandarson]

Kaz: Now, if there isn’t anything else…

Nina: my mother just died!

Kaz: …excuse me?

Nina: um. my… very dear mother just died. tragically.

Kaz: Nina, we all know you don’t talk to your mother.

Jesper: my mother just died?

Kaz: no, Jesper.

[fla5hbin]

Minffel incorrect quotes

Minkowski: I'm moron-sexual.

Eiffel: I think we lost our last tube of toothpaste...ok I lost it.

Minkowski, already undressing: Eiffel, you're so fucking stupid...

[tiny-feral-arachnid-man]

On this morning's episode of Rotating Wolf 359 In My Brain™️, some incorrect quotes!

Minkowski: What the fuck.

Eiffel: Why don't you ever say 'good morning' to me anymore? :,(

Minkowski: Because you always do something that makes me say 'what the fuck' before I can do that. Why is the kitchen on fire??

Hera: ...we made pancakes? 🥺👉👈

[emmikay]

Alonzo: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament.

Victoria: Given Misto’s uninterrupted fifty-three-week winning streak, he has agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Seamus: On Tuesday we'll be having another chess tournament. Seamus: Given that Ron's uninterrupted 53 week winning streak, he's agreed to play blindfolded and without rooks, bishops, or queens.

[tomixslefttoe]

The Hero: Um...what would Jaania say if she were here right now?

The Hero, mimicking Jaania: “Hero! I know minimal information about the situation or its context, but I am ready to place all the blame squarely on your shoulders.”

[minloveskis]

minkowski: okay doug, what do we say when things don’t go to plan on a mission?

eiffel: my anxiety is chronic but this ass is iconic

minkowski: no—

[what-life-is-really-like]

[During Mission Mishaps - A Little Night Music] Eiffel: *ranting about Canon in D* Minkowski: I'd say that the pressure's finally gotten to Eiffel, but what pressure?

[incorrect-idolmastersidem-quotes]

[Sleepover at Jun's place...] Jun: You really got to work on your bedside manner though, Natsuki. Natsuki: Beside manner is like anaesthetic, it just gets in the way of what needs to be done.

[chasegrangerkingdom]

Leo: I would like to point out, again, that neither of you are wearing your safety goggles.

Nyssa: Those are for nerds.

Harley: Yeah. Nerds.

Leo: They're important if you want to have nerdy things like eyes.

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: You know, Barbarian, you can't solve all your problems by knocking someone out.

Barbarian: People keep saying that and yet my problems keep going away!