#incorrect gryffindor

[hxuse-xf-black]

[Deathly Hallows] Hermione: Harry- Harry, sighing despondently: Ginny used to call me Harry. Ron: Because it's your fucking name.

[melstinybrain]

james: regulus, do you want to get coffee sometime, maybe?

regulus: uh- ye- yeah!?

james: great! um- after school?

regulus: yeah, after is- wait. you do mean that in a gay way, right?

james: yes, in a gay way.

regulus: full homo?

james: a full homosexual coffee date.

[incorrectharrypotterblog]

Hermione: why are threesomes only for sex

Hermione: why can’t I join in on a couples argument if I want to

[rhetorical-conscience]

James: So, what are you in the mood for today?

Regulus: World domination.

James: Love, we've been over th-

Regulus, interrupting: You're my world.

James: Awww, Reg!!!

Regulus:

James:

Regulus:

James: OH.

[redadidassneakers]

Dorcas: who was your first kiss?

Sirius: Remus

James: Remus

Lily: Remus

Mary: Remus

Barty: Remus

Peter: Remus

Regulus: Remus

Dorcas: Remus, you little slut

Sirius: you kissed my brother?!

Remus: uhhh

[hpseeker99]

Hermione: Why are you following me? Ron: Because we’re dating now? Hermione: Okay… what about Harry? Ron: We’re a package deal Harry: Buy one idiot, get one free

[incorrectquotesharrypotterv]

Draco: I hear you like bad boys.

Y/n: Yeah, I suppose so.

Draco: (to Blaise) Tell her.

Blaise: He's literally the worst.

[propussyslayer]

harry: tell me about my parents, professor. did you and my father get along?

remus:

remus, who shared his first kiss with james while high: well we weren't that close but

[nyxstherapy]

*texting*

james: HI regulus: hey james: HOW ARE YOU regulus: good, but why are you texting in capital? james: YOU SAID THAT YOU HATE SMALL TALK SO I MADE IT BIG JUST FOR YOU james: REG? james: LOVE james: WHY AREN'T YOU REPLYING regulus: james, this is pandora, reg is currently crying, i think you broke him

[robinonawire]

Jegulus

James: You can’t hex people just because they looked at me. Regulus, already pulling out his wand: I absolutely can. It’s called love, James. Look it up.

[hxuse-xf-black]

Hermione, an only child: I can't believe you lied to family. Ginny, knowingly: Lies are the glue that keeps families together.

[melstinybrain]

sirius: hello, betrayer.

james: merlin, pads, i've been married to your brother for 25 years!

[slytherinsprincesss]

**MC staring longingly at Sebastian across the room being idiotic**

Poppy: So why aren’t you and Sebastian dating again?

MC: Because I’d destroy him…

Ominis: Trust me, he’d definitely be into that.

[reggieblackdiary]

That marauders fanfic of Jily’s son written by JKRowling is cray cray, why does everyone keep dying ????

[yourgalgremlin]

Everybody getting on the train 4th year:

Remus Lupin:

Tall af, a cig in his mouth, jeans, & docs.

Sirius prolly gets a nosebleed.

[siriuslylu]

*Everyone playing cards in the common room and Marlene winning again*

Peter: you motherfucker!

Marlene: *gasps and frowns* she told you?

Peter: what the-?! shut up!

Marlene: *wiggling her eyebrows* why? Afraid you’ll have to start calling me mommy?

Peter: MARLENE, OH MY GOD!!

Marlene: HA! Funny! You sounded just like her!

Peter: I’M LEAVING!!