#is this insensitive

[sysmedsaresexist]

Using IFS to build my own mlm army

The three phase approach:

Step 1: split

Step 2: ??? Stop splitting now?? Please?

Step 3: profit?? Please tell me there's at least profit

[i-have-never-seen-arcane]

[keiitopop]

me being argentinian and a bit of a teaboo is something i find so funny. girl.... las malvinas...

[squidward985]

The best thing about being a girl is drinking blood and flying at night :3c

“the best thing about being a girl is (makeup) (thing most women dont do) (thing enforced by the patriarchy) (plastic surgery bc of harsh beauty standards) (ritual women only do bc of the patriarchy) (weird alpha omega beta rules applied to human beings) (thing only the op does) (white supremacist ideals of gender) (racism)”

[moons-on-wheels]

Your horny ass would not survive a day in the 80s. AIDS for all of you

[wizardnuke]

like you really aren't allowed to say shit about southerners until you have firsthand seen how people live deep in the appalachian hollers because it is fucking tragic. the poverty and the food desert and the lack of resources in general is so bad. the drugs. yall dont understand

[womanguy]

just scrolled thru a whole block of Liam Payne posts and not one was plane lag hashtag zero fucks

[emmas]

I think a nuclear bomb is gonna go off the first time they meet

[stealingyourbones]

A viral video of a ghostly meta being forcibly trapped, arrested, and contained, all the while these odd men in white uniforms shout penal codes that, shockingly enough, were real and in direct offense to the multitude of metahuman and alien protection laws that should have had this organization dismantled years ago.

Nationwide protests demanding dismantling of the Guys in White have gathered global attention. The white haired ghost boy captured by the GIW has finally been released after months and has multiple interviews scheduled with news outlets to discuss his treatment within their facilities. His first interviewer: Daily Planet duo Clark Kent and Lois Lane.

[yourfaveisintersex]

Sadako Yamamura from Ring is canonically intersex (in the novel), and her variation is Complete Androgen Insensitivity Syndrome (CAIS)!

[trixiesol-blog]

We got to vote all these republicans out of office! They do not belong in government! They don’t give a damn about the average American! This bitch should fall on a knife! 🤬😤

[valkugo]

and i wonder: do you see her in the back of your mind in my eyes?

i see her in the back of my mind. all the time. (feels like a fever. like i'm burning alive. like a sign.)

[aflamboyanceofflamingos]

Tim, suddenlly looking up: Oh My God Dick: What? are you okay? What happened? Tim: I just realized why Jason keeps making jokes about how he died Jason: Yeah, because I died. It was a fairly big thing Tim: No, it's because nothing else happened when you were Robin Jason: What Tim: Dick's the original Robin and the first sidekick, not to mention Discowing, so he has a lot to joke about- Dick: Hey! Discowing was cool Tim: No it was not. Neither was Ric without a k. Never be anything but Nightwing Dick: Aw, you like it when I'm myself Tim: No, I'm less tramatized when you're yourself. Anyway, Steph started a gang war, Demon Brat died and came back to life and is still Robin, Duke's not Robin but he started We Are Robin and jumped out of a police car before being a vigilante and I have my own things that we don't need to discus- Dick: Saved the world in a intergalatic baseball game- Jason: Hid the purchase of your own batmoblie in the batarang expenses- Dick: Sunk around and took photos of vigilante at the age of 9- Tim: THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO DISCUSS! Back to what I was saying, Jason's the boring robin Jason: Rude- Tim: You were the good robin, the little crazy shit you did like steal the tires off the batmobile were kinda overshadowed by the fact that you like Jane Austen and you been red hood is because you died so everything you've done since then still has to do with the one thing that happened to you as Robin Dick: Oh My God. You said you were sticking to the same joke over and over again so it would have the same effect, but really you have nothing else to make jokes about Tim: Exactly! Jason: We really don't have to talk about this- Tim: I need to go tell Steph immediately Dick: I need to go tell everyone immediately

[undead-cypress]

Strohl and Hulkenberg are so funny to me as a duo. They're the exact same type of people - they NEED to pledge their life to a liege or they'll start ripping up your couch like an understimulated shepherd dog. However they go about it in polar opposite directions. (Early-game story spoilers ahead, mid-game gameplay spoilers) Hulkenberg had her life purpose taken away years back and comes to realize hyperfocusing probably isn't the optimal way to go about it, so she expands her horizons to do her duty better. Strohl had no will to live until joining the assassination plot, and then it fails so bad he resolves to hyperfocus so hard the classes he unlocks can only do one thing, critical slash damage really really well

Hulkenberg is the formal knightly one but she delights in mucking around and would rather fist fight people than think. But then she demolishes you in chess and teaches you tactics while Strohl, the familiar casual guy who's a lot more stategically minded is the one always sharpening a sword and implying if anything happened to you, seppuku may be on the table - Gallica this is so scary play encounter music - my courage has increased

It all clicked when I saw their third tier classes are paladin/dark knight and samurai. Ohhhh you guys are henchmen. You wanna be henchmen so bad. They're the exact same kinda guy but are completely baffled by everything the other guy does. They have everything in common and nothing in common. They both think they're the normal one of the group. They have completely different ideas about how to best do their jobs but they simply must beat the shit out of each other on the deck daily or else they might have to actually go to therapy. I need an early 2000s team up/roadtrip action movie with these two where Will is faking being kidnapped to draw out the bad guys but Gallica didn't tell Strohl and Hulkenberg because their bad acting would immediately give it away and they proceed to absolutely demolish the metaphorical furniture of the house of Euchronia looking for the world's most specialest lil' captain. Do you see my vision 🤌

[ace-thirst-trap]

Wow I'm never gonna fucking come out as trans that's for sure

[moodyvoid]

Them: “Used Car Salesman Hawks isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.”

Used Car Salesman Hawks: