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Teacher: Sorry for being late, in exchange, we'll end the lesson earlier
Jason Todd, aka 'Robin': (●_●)
(internally: *appalled* how can the lesson be shortened when we already began later, the math doesn't add up)
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Jason Todd, aka 'Red Hood', being particularly mad at the Batfam over something: Sorry for being late for the mission. In exchange, I'll end my part of it earlier
#jason todd#red hood#robin jason todd#batman#batfam#batfamily#incorrect quotes#batman incorrect quotes#dc#dc incorrect quotes#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect jason todd#what he means by 'ending my part earlier'?#well nothing of course. it's just a joke#it's just a joke...#...ok#maaaaybe he'll just storm in there and take on the guys himself#remember that time when robin!jason stormed a drug lab and nightwing stepped in and got him out without shutting the lab down?#because they didn't have enough “evidence”?#jason was so appaled. why not arrest them right then and there?#oh btw the quote is based on a true story#a professor of mine said that#he also didn't care if we did the assignments or not. they weren't a part of the grade
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isn't it so crazy that 51 is divisible by 17. because 51 is such an ugly number that based on vibes alone i would 100% think it's prime 😭😭 like who in the world would even WANT to divide that shit? 17 and 3 i fucking guess...... 🤷
#i'm sorry for being mean to 51 it just has the soul of a prime number#ok to rb#<- pls do i'm rly proud of this joke#maddie moment#silly#highlight reel#1k#5k#10k#15k#20k
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Carol Holiday I see you and I hear you but you're not only hurting yourself but hurting the only ones you have left in the pursuit of someone that may be long gone and trying to get control over everything so you never lose anything again
ID: art of carol holiday. theres a photo of her carrying noelle with rudy, and dess is at the front, blurred out. then a dark drawing of carol with her arms folded and face covered in shadow. a third drawing depicting carols appearance through her life
1: bolder, warmer colors + jewelry
longer hair (that she braids sometimes)
2: neglected self care and appearance
cut hair short (similar length to dess)
3: muted colors. too strict on maintaining a perfect self presentation
only wears office clothing
the fourth drawing is a sketch of her grabbing little kris from toriel. she laughs, saying "fahaha! did you miss aunt carol, kris?" end ID
ID by @//nonbinarycollector !! Thank you so much!!
#i think so much of her dont even joke rn.#i feel like i always have to say this but i DO NOT CONDONE HER NEGLECT AND ABUSE TOWARDS NOELLE. i just see her as a multifaceted character#just as how i see every character toby writes#carol holiday#deltarune#utdr#deltarune spoilers#carol deltarune#noelle holiday#rudy holiday#december holiday#<- implied#mys art
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love is in the air? wrong. evil skull
#aromantic#aro#valentines is sure a time.#i got this joke from a friend in a discord server#evil skull blast#evil skull beam#valentines day. was all just a dream
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Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.
LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.
Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.
Sources:
#unforth rambles#fuck ai#llms#sorry but i think this every time I see a reblog with more haha funny answers#how many tries did it take to generate the absurd#how many resources got wasted just to prove what we already know - that these tools are a joke#please stop contributing to this
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CAVEMAN DOING STANDUP: two moons ago, me daughter ask for new furs. no want mammoth or giant sloth, no, now want cheetah fur. me so tired of "fast fashion."
OTHER CAVEMAN: [plays a rimshot on two coconuts and a scallop shell]
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#Haha#this is a joke#funny jokes#jokes#ha ha funny#funny stuff#funny shit#funny#funny memes#funny post#lol memes#lol#lmao#hahaha#humor#meme dump#memes#tumblr memes#meme#dank memes#im just a girl#girly#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#girlhood
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#my stuff#pnf#phineas and ferb#heinz doofenshmirtz#for the person who asked for doof in my style- it's probably gonna happen.#soon?#i just wanted to quickly make an ocelot joke that's all#this is a reference to the momma cat living under my porch. she's got six kittens and is the reason that we don't see chimpunks anymore
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Have you ever wondered "Hey, which person is this Hermitcraft fanart actually depicting?" and didn't want to just scroll down to read the tags?
Behold. My magnum opus. The Hermitcraft fanart flowchart! Please click for legibillity.
#to be very clear. this is a joke. please do not take this as actually guidelines to how a fanart should look#I just like making useless flowcharts :D#hermitcraft#hermitcraft season 10#my posts#toast talks
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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To anyone who sees this, I wish you warm fuzzy blankets and your preferred choice of milk or tea. Now go sleep sleep!!
#hauntedvivvian#girlblogging#hell is a teenage girl#girlblogger#girlblog#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#just a girlblog#girlblog aesthetic#this is a girlblog#not mine#from pinterest#tumblr girls#weird girl#girl interrupted#girlhood#girly things#meme humor#lol memes#memes#tumblr memes#meme#meme funny#funny jokes#ha ha funny#funny shit#funny stuff#funny#funny memes#funny post#lol
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it is legit bizarre to me how hard video game creators and film directors and showrunners try to pretend that fat people don't exist. can you think of the last time you saw a fat person in a lead role? god forbid a fat woman? i can walk down the street or go into a shop or restaurant and see fat people everywhere but then i switch on the tv and suddenly it's like a glimpse into an alternate universe where no one has a bmi over 24. insidious and weird
#i don't wanna sound dramatic but it's just so crazy that it's like this and nobody even talks about it#tbh disability is like this too - you don't see fat people and you don't see disabled people unless it's a joke or a plot point#'we don't want to glamourise obesity' it's not 'glamourising' anything. it's showing the world as it is.#sure you can create a world devoid of all the people you don't find aesthetically pleasing but at least acknowledge that you're doing that#fatphobia#weight talk cw#ableism#be shh now#containment breach
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united against a common enemy
#eurydiceryn#my art#my work#deltarune#kris deltarune#deltarune soul#deltarune player#deltarune fanart#deltarune spoilers#when i told you i actually wanted to scream at the end of chapter 4#the tonal whiplash caught me off guard wdym sans deltarune is in our house and boning our mom#felt really bad for kris. this was their cherry on top of their shitty day#man.#for legal reasons this is a joke. i love sans. i just really want to beat him up w kris rn#might draw soriel just to make up for this LOL#it's like... midnight. okay gn#undertale#utdr fanart#utdr
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Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant
#thats literally me#been active on my sideblog but not here cause it feels less Official#moviegifs#filmgifs#good will hunting#matt damon#userstream#dailyflicks#idk what to tag im just copying posts#fyeahmovies#cinemapix#this is supposed to be a joke idk if it reads that way but its been sitting in my computer for too long so#userbbelcher#dailytvfilmgifs#filmtvdaily#whatever#also ive forgotten how i did these. like how i put the subtitles there. oh well.
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
#aroace#aromantic#asexual#asexuality#ace#aro#the insane thing about this post is ive had basically no negative comments at all#there are so many aphobes on this app but on this post we r all nodding and holding hands#including the non-aspecs who rbed it for their friends or just for the joke#peace and love on planet my post
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