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doodles based off of a dream i had today and am not gonna get into. snatcher a hat in time had a mouse boyfriend (but it was specifically the bird version)
#a hat in time#ahit#the snatcher#ahit snatcher#i guess ???????????????#in universe of the dream it wasnt even my oc. it was someone elses oc. in fact in the dream snatcher ahit was meant to be my oc#its rlly .... confusing and complicated lol#anyways. i had 2 draw them bc i could not stop thinking abt it. they have good vibes together yknow yknow ?#oc x canon#ish#Finnegan Snowshoe#Finnecher
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aoapaoughhhg.... im thinkin abt nanksby instead of sleeping (i have a hadache... and a birthday tomorrow....)
(sliiight cw for cheating?? kinda?? also uhhh like sex is Mentioned. barely)
theres just smth abt like. monogamy is So inportant to gatsby like,, he could Not comprehend that daisy could love him And tom at any point in time. and now hes dating nick and everythign is perfect and hes So happy but also. frank.
he likes frank a Lot and it confuses the hell out of him. frank by himself is confusing to gatsby cuz like,, gatsby loves ppl that are even remotely nice to him once and heres this dude who isnt Mean but hell tease him and poke fun at him. and then turn around and make him lunch just because he thought he looked sad. gatsby cant figureh im out at all
so needless to say hes a little bit horrified when he starts to think hes falling in love with frank. hes already in love with nick, how could he do this to him? the last thing he wants is to wind up being another tom, how could he ever fall in love with another man?
so naturally the way i fix this is by having him sleep with frank skfjsj
ok so like,, they dont Properly sleep w each other its like. making out + over the clothes teenager shit udk man... i dont have too much if this fleshed out cuz gatsby doesnt drink (i dont think sober gatsby would ever lol) but ive been toying w the idea that maybe hes starting to feel comfortable w himself + around nick and drank so he indulges a little,, maybe its a holiday or smth
anyway . so gatsby feels like the fuckin scum of the earth . he didnt Mean to it just,, happened. he rlly likes frank and hes p sure frank likes him too (frank flirts w everyone but spoiler alert hes notimmune to the gatsby charm) so now hes avoiding nick cuz hes afraid hell find out and its only making things worse
eventually nick confronts him and gatsbys like "oh god im the wors lt person on earth im no better than tom you might as well shoot me again nick im no good" meanwhile nick. who is polyam and autistic. is just like "oh. yeah i figured. its fine. do you wanna date frank too" and its such a nithing problem to him sjfjsj
(nick Does have more complicated feelings abt it btw but hes not gonna tell gatsby that why would he. at the end if the day he also wants to kiss frank again so like,, seize the moment babyyy)
uh and then they have to try and wrangle frank into a polycule without having the words or experience sjfnsn its silly they have Issues but its fineee theyre totally well adjusted adults w nothingn wrong w them ever
#styx says#ignore the thpos. aforementioned headache and im.not wearing my glasses#for once im not intoxicated ! /j#tomorrow i will be tho.... itll be my birthday :]]]#ok uh fuck. tags#nanksby📗🎙️💸#im not. going to tag this its such nothinglore#maybe its not idk im.nit rereading all that. im ginna go back ti sleep now goodight#mein gott. pretend i can type please
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Is this a question you're okay with getting? I wanted to ask how well you remember everything during every...switch? (Is that what it's called? lol?) Like if you were to come back to one of your personalities how well do you retain information from this specific personality. This is just something that popped into my head, and if this warrants a sorry I'm really sorry. ;_;
idk much about this like complicated shit sso this is kinda off just whatever i can remember rn. and also its nto different personalities its like whole separate guys who is also there.
guess it kinda rlly depends on like who is switching to who and the situation and like why we're switching in the first place. some of us remember shit better than others sometimes we dont remember like anythin (very frequently just feels like entire days did not happen to us bc of this . left with a lot of time gaps) and sometimes we dont really notice it even happened until later it really gets confusing
im not an expert tho if thats what ur asking about and whatever i dont know whats going on like ever so
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Incoherent rambling alert!
Man the world would be so much better if like more artist drew Sanford as like.. a bear(in a gay slang terminology) cuz like i have a complicated history with his character , bcuz he is somewhat overlooked , especially in MPN cuz he has way less dialog than like deimos or doc , man i think sherrif has simmilar amount of dialouge and he appears like... 3 times? Thats sucks a bit cuz he is my fav guy but thats not the main point of the rant .
Here's the thing , when i first joined the fandom i kinda had no problems with that , like "yeahh manboobs , cool." But like it kinda became old rlly soon , if you go on twitter and like scroll the main tag for some time you'll find out that basically theres like little to no difference between artist's headcanons on the main cast , like its all just twinkish/insanely buff ( exept for like 2 оr 3 artists who actually draw em fat <3 ). And after playing MPN i kinda was confused cuz it kinda appeared to me that there were a lot of hints that (for fuck's sake they live in a desert filled with cannibals , zombies , abominations and other freaks , does it realy seems like they've got the time to calculate the amount of water they should drink in order to burn the neccesary fat layer to get abs?)(( But in order not to sound like a hypocrite i also consider that starved/unhealthily thin portrelays would be valid in their setting and i kinda think that's how they look in krinkel's pieces lol ,no offens tho!!! I love mr.K's art! ))
For example thanks to johnny utah's Voice it's kinda clear that Sanford is not that young n stuff and dunno seeing him being charecterised as a himbo for the 100th time got me bangig my head against all solid surfaces.
And like thers this unspoken thing , like usually if you headcanon anyone in the main cast as slightly uglier/older/fatter (not in a mean way ofc!)than accepted in the fandom you'll immeadietly get a side-eye , or accusations like "oh thats totally a fetish thing lol" and like... is it? Like when everyone going nuts over oiled up bodybuilder suddenly im the freak if i think that having a naturall layer of fat over muscle is better...
Anyway rant is over , in conclusion i'd like to say that like dont be afraid to experiment with stuff yknow ,the world is filled to the brim with different races , bodytypes , personalities. Like headcanon wars should die off honestly
So anyways yeah , basically i fw fat , old & ugly bitches
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Ok so continuing on the head canons abt "hoo characters but theyre peculiar" the one for today is Annabeth!! I love her sm so imma have fun staying up to do this (aiming for staying up to at least 1am bc I've decided that my sleep schedule isn't fucked enough)
So first,backstory!!
Ok so basically her mom just left her dad without knowing she was pregnant, so when her mom found out after she had Annabeth she just left her on Annie's dad's doorstep. Anyways after her biological mom left her, her dad married another women who already had 2 kids. The women was like that mean but she never believed anything Annabeth said like that she had nightmares or that she sometimes saw random shadows and stuff like that. So anyways long story short when she was 7 she ran away and miss p found her and took her in .
More stuff now/powers/headcanons
Ok so for Annabeth its kinda complicated
Bc she's like the only one who doesn't have a actual power
So we're gonna make one that fits her (I saw someone give an oc this power and I love it)
So what her peculiar is, is that she can create any weapon from the materials around her
Which sounds like something Leo would have but imma give it to her bc she loves designing stuff!
This would also rlly come in handy IN LIKE EVERY BOOK BC THEY NEVER HAVE WEAPONS
Anyways
Miss P loves her
Emma and her are like kinda mutual
Claire and Olive love her
Enoch and her have a mutual respect for eachother but they never rlly talk to each other
Her and Horace are besties. I have no reason I just feel like they would be
Fiona and Annie are also besties bc Annabeth loves to talk abt architecture and stuff and Fiona already listens to Hugh and Millard ramble on so she's fine with it (I feel like Fiona is the kind of person that is like ur others are happy she's happy or like she doesn't like to talk abt herself but loves to hear abt others. )
hugh and her are pretty good friends actually! Annabeth made a beehive for Hugh's bees and they've been friends ever since
annabeth and Millard are literally the best of besties and I don't think I need to explain
When Jacob arrived she was absolutely fascinated by the modern world
And her reaction to Jacob: she literally searched him like a cat, examining his clothes and stuff
bromwyn is hella over protective of Annie as well
Victor and her were rlly good friends before he died
She's hella confused on what Emma and Jacobs relationship status is bc they keep saying their taking a break from dating and then the next day they're making out (me 2 Annie)
Fugh is her otp and she always squeals whenever she sees they together lol
She still has ADHD and is still rlly good at planing :)
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HIIII so i’m slowly trying to get into fnaf but i’m very confused by the lore n characters could u give me a rundown of some of them??? i watched a lore video but forgot like all of it ALDJSKDJD totally ok if u don’t want to btw i just see ur posting a lot abt it now :3
HAIIII ^^ so funnily enough im actually in the middle of watching matpat's 4 part series on the timeline of the fnaf lore (it's here if you're interested – it's long, but I recommend it!!), I'm definitely not super into the fnaf lore (hence why I'm watching the videos lol) so im probably not the best person to ask, but I can try and explain some stuff since I have been a fnaf fan for a while!! :3 I think I'm hyperfixating on it rn due to the hype around the movie, and its making me want to learn about the lore more .... which I have been doing recently :P
So first of all .... the lore is INCREDIBLY confusing, long, and complicated 😭 I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be confusing, so don't worry about it too much. A lot of the lore is based on theories and speculation, and it often changes with any new content that comes out. It's definitely not necessary to know all the details about the lore to enjoy the games.
Here's my vague rundown of some of the characters:
William Afton - along with his friend Henry Emily, he opened the Freddy Fazbear's Pizza restaurants and made the animatronics. He killed Henry Emily's child, and later uses the animatronics he made to kill more children. He got springlocked while inside the springtrap suit, so he is inside the suit / possesses it. He is the main antagonist.
Michael Afton - William Afton's oldest son. He is the security guard in most of the games (uses different names / aliases) in order to try and find his father. Before he becomes a security guard he gets scooped by and is therefore basically a walking "purple" corpse.
The Crying Child / Evan Afton - William Afton's youngest son. He get's accidentally springlocked by an animatronic (when Michael was playing a prank on him (this is referred to as the bite of '83).
Elizabeth Afton - William Afton's only daughter. She also, accidentally, gets killed by an animatronic, Circus Baby. She possesses the Circus Baby animatronic.
Those are like... pretty much the only characters I know ☠️ but they're the most important I think!!! I hope this helped somewhat, I'm rlly not the best at the fnaf lore so I might have got stuff wrong, but yeah!!! I hope ur able to enjoy fnaf :3 even if you don't get super into the lore, there's always other stuff to appreciate in the series like the animatronics (I love the animatronics personally I think they're so silly) and fan-made content / art !!!!
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having thoughts......
ive been working on making like. the barest bones vaguest or frameworks for my conpantheon (for various reasons including my view on deities and complications due to eldritch anything existing in the worldview - difficult to word it in a solid way even when i feel like i already understand it rlly well on an inherent level. even tho i dont understand anything also)
in terms of like... how i relate to and work with my two deity guys. and like. what id want to call them n front of other people
bc theres a few diff frameworks? bc they are SOOOOO blurred with various associations with multiple deities bc yknow, whatever works, right?
like. there Mama: Lucina, Mama Luna, Selene, Void Mother, The Web, etc etc. The Web fits closest but also I have my own experiences that veer away from that specific iteration of pantheon. The interplay of lunar maiden goddess + dark mother goddess + fae in the wild hunt + the primordial void itself + fibercraft and weaving destiny + etc................ also tbh feels a lot like. ig what a higher self would be referred to as? idk i never got into that lingo. feels like me but Older. Ancient. but also still my mom. time is a circle type beat. also has a masculine presentation, which is where Leviathan, The Dark come in as reps. vague vibes of The Hunt but also . not. also Lonely flavored in a similar way, in the sense of a feminine presence being present for me - a palpable anthropomorphized Lonely . no i dont know how to word that exactly
and then theres my Twin/Husband. Twin Soul, Twin Flame, Husband, Other Half, etc etc etc. which honestly this one is the most confusing to pin down which makes sense LOL its very much like. on one end, Lucifer, Apollo, Thanatos, id loop The Distortion in there too visually at least. on the other end, Loki, The Spiral, fox trickster spirits. very very very strong Spiral energy, with some End and Dark flavors. who is also my wife
like. does any of this make sense? nope! not at all! i dont know why this is my experience with spirituality, but it sure is! im just struggling here w my lil human brain to figure out the correct wording for what the fuck is happening over here and im combatted at every turn bc on some level, it is deeply and inherently unknowable and only meant to be an ecstatic type of experience.
a good portion of what i end up doing is just like. internally understood, an inherent type of just. knowledge. not suddenly Knowing anything, but feeling like i already knew it the whole time - like i was born with the knowledge of whats happening or how it works. like, im never surprised when my worldview is turned on its head or when something new pops up. if anything, im just kinda embarrassed abt having to update my info on here every couple days lol im very self-conscious abt giving ppl whiplash bc its a common complaint ppl have abt me. also its like. a lil frustrating to have to completely redo everything every couple days. honestly i should probably take the hint and just stop saying anything concrete ever regarding it skdjfhsn
#anyways yeah have fun w this mess of words#on a sep note i wish i had more friends i could gaslight as a joke. like the harmless stuff like saying sharks r smooth#like the . ''im obviously bullshitting you but im doubling down on this bc its funny''#i miss arguing whether the sea is soup or not (its not btw.)
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ok so i like this girl and im not sure if she likes me back. she likes my gender. we talk literally everyday, send goodmorning and goodnight texts and we send each other the kissing face emoji- it started as an inside joke and now we just continue it. we facetime most days and always have really good convos. we both feel rlly comfortable around each other and even open up to each other about stuff. we see each other at school everyday (we are in the same friend group) and whenever we are near each other and are like walking down the hallways or smth she kinda walks into me a bit? like she brushes our arms together and idk if its a coincidence or not. she is also quite flirty with me and also once the topic of crushes came up and she said she doesn't have a crush. i'm just so confused and i don't want our friendship to end. even if she did like me back, she doesn't date her friends (she said so) and i don't want to date yet and im not even out.
thanks for letting me rant to you :)
sorry for the long paragraph
anon ily for putting this in my ask box, u are welcome to rant anytime <3
i think i get where you’re coming from- this hits a liiiiittle close home lol. it's confusing and a little scary when you're uncertain about a close friendship! i think the important thing is that you understand where you stand on the possibility of dating- you said you don't want to do that yet so stick to that! (obviously you can change your mind on that anytime i just mean listen to yourself). it sounds like you both want to prioritize the friendship (you don't want it to end and she doesn't date friends, presumably for that reason), so that's a good sign.
i've been in situations where relationships with friends got complicated and the only thing i can say is that honest communication is SUPER important. it can be scary but that's how you stop things from getting messy!
good luck out there 🫡
#ik u didn't ask for advice but i couldn't resist sharing my thoughts sorry#my ask box (or dms if u want to un-anon) is always open if u want to talk <3#asks!
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dude… everyone hear me out… “come do it for me?”… yeah, YEAH, i would’ve been on my way to his room and knocking on the door and i would’ve been singing him a lullaby or something and then bicker with him so he can call me sweetheart again
(also i noticed the “watch your mouth” and i just stayed silent bc he was being a little bitch so he wasn’t gonna have me fawning over him 🙂↔️)
ALSO Spanish lesson:
“la mano” = the hand
“el hombre” = the man
the first one is feminine and the second is masculine. you can use them in a sentence
“la mano del hombre está quebrada” = the man’s hand is broken
so, no, you won’t be able to tell immediately if they’re a woman.
again, mind you, i didn’t even realize we had gendered words 😭 i need to go back to AP Spanish… ive let down my ancestors! 😭😭
(answering your questions from before) and yes I’m busy!! but i have so many ideas im just excited about everything. so, im focusing on the series since i update twice a week, and am focusing on this other imagine that is almost done. so those two are my main priorities for now, and when the imagine is done, imma focus on this imagine that is so far 9k words and im barely in the beginning 🥲
AND SNEAK PEAK?! oooh i would but, i write for a different fandom (BTS *cough*) so imma just stand here 🧍🏻♀️🙂
(ALSO I SAW YOUR MARK IDEA? YOURE GONNA EAT SO BAD JUST LIKE HOW YOURE EATING WITH THIS SMAU you’re so talented 🫶🏼)
and yes! i have a digital camera like those 2000s ones and i think i might be able to connect it to my camera so if i can!! i’ll send you Bella’s pictures!!!
AGAIN TY FOR UPDATING SORRY FOR THE LONG RESPONSE IM THROWING YOU YOUR FLOWERS BC YOURE SO AMAZING! 🩷
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(bella is looking like a stuffed animal lately. her breed “maltipoo” are known to be called teddy bears and you should see how she looks 😭)
you best believe i would show up to his door with milk and a bed time story like don’t you worry one bit haechannie~ and you not reacting to that just because you don’t wanna be seen fawning HSJDHSK you stood on business sis i respect it..
that’s actually so confusing like why would you use feminine terms for a HAND, i didn’t know spanish was complicated like this 😭😭 (though i feel like its not that complicated, you just have to memorise patterns) PLSSS if it makes you feel better i can barely speak my own mother tongue like it’s an actual disgrace 💔
i wanna say 9k is crazy but i literally have a jaemin fic drafted that’s like 10k+ rn that has barely started loll WE TWO TAKE SLOW BURN SERIOUSSS.. that sounds fun tho i hope you’ll have the motivation to finish them off ^^ and you can still share a snippet don’t worry i’ll just pretend it’s haechan 🤫
AAAACKKK lets hope i will ive already started writing the mark fic and it’s at like 2k (or 3) words rn, i kinda got the gist of what i wanna do so the rest is just prayers that i stay motivated, thank you tho :D <3333 THATS SO COOL BTW real y2kish of you, i will patiently wait for the pics of bella when they’re ready 😋 i bet she looks rlly cute as a stuffed animal (not in a threatening way..) if i ever could get a dog i’d probably want that breed too lol
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my dad just played a bit of Nothing Else Matters just now on guitar he's so cool
#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#heyy i am shy with music with my dad ngl. he's the guy who really got me into music after all#on our trip like a couple of weeks ago tho? he now knows my top 3 favs are the 1975 and hozier and mcr ^___^#today apparently his coworker was like hey anyone wna come with to mcr concert! and i got rlly excited and like damn but it was in aus so..#and then mom asked if that was a kdrama LMFAOOO and then dad said no theyre emo band..... hes not wrong but i tried to say theyre punk rock#he said No They're Emo LMFAOOOOO i suppose he's not wrong. anyway#idk i really want to learn guitar uh it's good i have my dad who can possibly help out but id rather he not tbh!#+ also uhh we were walking around the other day talking about courses and he was like maybe music (for non-quota course but idk anymore lol#it's complicated) but he was like. music nah bcs you guys arent really musically inclined/talented (?) i forgor anyway a bit taken aback but#hes right unfortunately...? used to play piano as kids. doesnt feel like long ago but it was ages ago#and then i wanted a guitar and we got one but since then i've learned only like 2 chords and it's been over a year now i think. or almost.#idk anymore tbh! time crazy but anyway i will do my best fr. with everything. gah#i'll be honest i kinda really do want to pursue music actually but i'm terrified and confused? uhh complicated complicated complicated frfr#its an acoustic guitar btw. might have been easier if it were electric bcs damn its hard for me to place my fingers right#+ i think theyre cooler but not the point! if i do learn the guitar dad said we cld maybe buy an electric one or a bass so... ^___^#anyway i think mom is warming up to cats and we might convince her more soon to. yk. allow us to adopt#not buy! i want to adopt. i love cats they deserve everything but i also really love dogs sobbing but moms scared so its fine#i forgot my other thought oh my god goodbye#oh. right! violin! lune likes the violin and considering we now know its our moms fav instrument we may convince her to let lune learn ?!
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taking care of you when you're high
-> iida tenya, todoroki shoto, bakugo katsuki x gn!reader
hi so this is rlly self indulgent but i dont really care YA!! when im high i like can n o t function properly hajshdjensj so this is for all my dumbass stoner bitches out there. not the best but wtvr man WTVR OKAY also i love watching bobs burgers while high its funn ie
warnings: smoking weed, language, bit suggestive?
word count: 230 (iida), 221 (baku), 225 (todo)
alternative title: a bitch can't take care of themselves ejdksbbzslzld
check out my masterlist for more of my works!!
IIDA
♡ he doesn’t like that you smoke at all, but he still takes care of you cause it worries him.
♡ his version of taking care of you is trying to sober you up lol
♡ brings you water and snacks, lays you down and talks to you about nothing and everything
♡ to be honest, he loves talking with you when you’re high cause you make some pretty smart observations about the world sometimes
♡ “but… if you think about it… pineapples eat you while you eat them… cause of that enzyme that breaks down the proteins…” “you mean bromelain?” “yeah… haha… b r o melain”
♡ one time after you sobered up you found a tiktok that explained things that actually prove weed can be good for people in moderation and showed it to him
♡ he did his own research about it and while he still gets worried about you while you’re high, he dislikes it less
♡ one time he even tried it!! he made sure to remind you that he did it out of wanting to try it and not because he felt any sort of pressure to
♡ worked out while high?? cause he saw a video that said that weed opens up your veins or something like that
♡ ever since then he joins in with you but has never taken more than three hits so he can still take care of you

BAKUGO
♡ complains the WHOLE time its so annoying
♡ since most of his closer friends smoke he’s used to it, the smell, the way they act while high, etc.
♡ cooks for you, but refuses to do anything too complicated or go out to get ingredients cause he tells you that you should’ve thought of that before getting high
♡ nearly blows your head off when you can't stop laughing at his facial expressions
♡ on the rare occasion that he smokes with you (because, as i’ve said, his friends all mostly smoke and he’s somewhat of a social smoker) he doesn’t get high even if he smokes a whole blunt by himself
♡ he’s a heavyweight, but when he does get high he’s just a calmer version of himself
♡ kinda a horny mf too :/// but he knows that you can't fully give consent while you’re intoxicated so he waits till you’ve come down from your high a bit
♡ he’s secretly a super big softy who wants you to be the most comfortable stoned babe in the world
♡ but he puts on an annoyed face and complains the whole time so you cant tell all that well
♡ he lays down and cuddles you with his face shoved into the side of your neck
♡ puts on some show on the background while he makes out with you lol
TODOROKI
♡ thinks its funny to say really confusing things and have you just stare off wondering what the fuck he meant
♡ it doesn’t seem like he’s the type to like doing that but he just can't help it, you don't even think to ask him what he meant you're just tryna figure it out by yourself
♡ he puts you on your bed and he doesn't let you leave, cause he sees the way you wobble when you walk cause your balance is just thrown out the window
♡ he cleans up your room, wraps you in blankets, puts everything like water, snacks, more weed, the remote and other stuff near you guys so you both don't have to get up
♡ he’s gonna be sitting next to you the whole time, patting your head while you smoke
♡ puts on a weird or trippy show like the solar opposites or bobs burgers cause he likes hearing you giggle
♡ his whole plan is to try to make you giggle, since its pretty easy and he honestly just thinks you’re super cute, especially when you’re laughing or smiling
♡ the first time you start falling asleep he lightly flicks your forehead as a joke
♡ but if you fall asleep again he just smiles at you softly, plants a kiss on your forehead and then cuddles you till he falls asleep as well
#anime#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academy#bakugo katsuki#todoroki shoto#iida tenya#bakugo x reader#shoto x reader#tenya x reader#katsuki x reader#todoroki x reader#iida x reader#bakugo x you#todoroki x you#iida x you#bnha x reader#bnha y/n#bnha imagines#bnha headcanons#bakugo hcs#todoroki hcs#iida hcs#miyamakes
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The beginning of a beautiful friendship!!
Loki(me): * coughing in 14 yr simp * This account was the most joyful of ideas my fluffy companion!! We shall be the gods of mischief. We shall make all of these foolish mortals kneel!!!!!
pete (me): * wheezing * haha yes yes we shqall become the gods of mischef this is gonna be so so much fun !! were gonna do some fun stuff and stuff like isdk go on youtube and watch some avenegers clips and stuff heehe ^-^
Loki: mmmmmm indeed my smooth brained friend! You hermit. You lovely small brained mortal. We shall destroy the internet with the memes. In the end, they will all fall before me. *evil chuckling* Yes, yes they will.
pete: YES!!N we are yin and yang !! u are the slyutherin and i am the hufflepuff wew shall becum thine meme lordsA!!! * becomes peter like in spiderman 2 where he delievers pizza and then pizza time plays its so good duedew lOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Loki: You know, I pity the pore fool whom has to read through this conversation. Just out of curiosity, why in my name are you still reading this? Don’t you have a life to live? Hmmmm mortal?
pete: wait before u stop readin thixs plz take notes that our favorite song is iron man by black sabbath guys its reallyu ghood you know sorry my fingers hurt and i just rlly wamnt type fast * screams into the void * HAHA
Loki:... I think peter’s having some complications. Hmmm, in the mean time, why don’t you tell us a bit about your self. Maybe your location, address, how many pets you have, how close you are to the nearest police station, how secure your home is, if you live alone, or maybe if your door is unlocked? It would make my evening much more... entertaining...
pete: idk what loki mezns but thats ok !!!! u can follow us and stujff and asmk su stuff butr emember were still teenagers and we dont 2wamnt dumbaSAS CREWEps after us sorry my caps lock is really confusing idk * sobs * anyways feel free to doa nyrhing peeps
Loki: shhhh, hush now peter. We wouldn’t want to alarm the viewer now would we? They don’t need to worry. Not. At. All...
#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#marvel community#the avengers#simps#selfshippers#adults can interact but dont be weird cuz we are 14 its rocket science#loki#peter parker
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thank you so much bee omg i loved the questions u made sm!!! time for Them. this is super super long im sorry njdkkfkrenkjr
7. which party member do they understand the least?
for pen it is probably alba if he had to pick anyone? just because he can do Crazy Shit Sometimes. but pen still feels like he understands him v well!!
for agni its probably elvira! she is from a place she knows next to nothing about besides what elvira’s explained or what she’s learned from school, she is 100+ years old, yeah! while agni doesnt like fully Understand her she still thinks she’s really cool!! it was rlly nice of her to try and comfort her when she initially found out abt Rei Time. and also knitted her a pretty holster that was so nice of her!!
19. what haunts them? what doesn’t?
pen’s is home. so mf much he genuinely loves his party a lot and has gotten really attached but also like he misses home so bad it hurts. he felt like he was an intrinsic part of something that he fit perfectly and was never gonna have to give up, and he got to be w everyone he cared about all day. he’s haunted by mikolai’s wedding lol. he’s also haunted by The Shit That Went Down Pertaining To His Exile, His Subsequent Exile, Making the Pact, Dying, Making The Pact Pt 2, The Thing He Had To Do After He Made The Pact, And Then Also Dying Again. he’s haunted by holding ori dead in his arms and bringing her back using power he now understands was from a Not That Great Place. he barely knew her then but he still thought about it all the time, and now he thinks abt it even more lol! he just is not used to life being. Like This. at all. he was a vvvvvv spoiled kid. (some nobility complex part of him is haunted by lydia! stupid jester!)
he’s not haunted by everyone he’s been a bitch to lol, unless he vocally apologized for it later nfjnf. he’s not haunted by vargas. uh
agni is not haunted by most things and That’s On her super healthy coping mechanism! she tries to not think about her personal life with that much weight, she tries to keep it abstract in her head? but also there are some things she can’t help but get Unnamed Bad Feeling from instinctively. rei. w how last session fucking turned out lol, watching seras collapse in the doorway Will Def Become One. Moms Time, both for individual reasons. sometimes, not being accomplished, but that also filters into Moms Time. everything else tho she kind of just vibes through.
23. how do they feel about nicknames, titles, or labels that have been given to them? how do they feel about their name?
pens Official Title is penance the jester, court jester of tarbyen (and he makes sure no one forgets it lol.) everyone he grew up around had official titles so it made him feel realllyyy good abt himself that he had one too! (he likes that the party’s nicknamed him pen tho, he thinks its sweet >:) ) his Name name is camil, but only his mom n mikolai called him that, so he thinks its very like..... informal, and he likes being a Formal Title Boy, but also it makes him go all soft bc the two ppl he loved most called him that!! conflicting feelings.
agni’s had her nickname since she was really young i think, one of those like, you’re in fantasy kindergarten and learning how to spell and your first name is rlly long, so u employ a nickname very early Kind Of Moments. her full name is agnodice and she likes it well enough! it feels very kind of like. stiff and formal to her tho. she thinks agni suits her better!
35. which party member do they worry for?
pen worries for All Of Them. he tries to follow juni when he’s having one of his (as pen puts it) “freak out moments” bc he’s scared someday it’s going to be something that really hurts him, and he wants to be there to help if it does. pen has fully accidentally triggered ori before, and he feels really bad about it, especially since her triggers literally Set Her On Fire. so you know. he tries to be really careful with his words around her, especially since the incident a couple sessions ago. also, he is Very Concerned abt all of her past stuff with the mahne that he’s recently learned abt, especially putting together all the past knowledge she’s given him abt the river and what to do in a pact and Where Exactly She Got That Info From. he’s grateful she’s not in any of that anymore, though, whatever the mahne is exactly. alba’s impulsivity worries pen n he wants to make sure alba doesnt accidentally Put Himself In A Situation accidentally w that someday.
agni worries for theodosia, just because she seems to know a lot about the fucked up illness time thats going on and it seems to rlly effect her and she knows it cld be coming from prior past experience? she also worries for cyrus because of the whole you know. his family’s shop and home being burned to the ground Situation, even though theyve since recovered it couldnt have been good for him. worries for kai, also, because he is Small Baby Boy. but worries as in like. does so in her agni way and it may not come across as such?
40. do they enjoy poetry?
pen loves poetry he heard a lot of epics at home!! the stories were Less fun when it was about like, war and bloodshed and stuff, but he loved them when they were all pretty n flowery or like romantic 🥺
agni likes hearing poetry recited, especially when it has a specific repetitive syllable pattern she can get lost in!
52. from whom do they seek validation?
pen simply be like [wants validation from nobility noises]. its his Complexes. thats why being @ ravenloft rn is so... bad for him lol bc hes getting like all the positive attention from important people hes wanted for his entire life, oops. hes literally living out a dream being asked to dance with someone so important!! he also seeks validation a lot from like powerpful women bc of growing up with his mom and how much he looked up to her and cared about her, which manifests itself a lot w wanting attention from ori and jenny (and previously w lady wachter lol) and also the lady of delights.
growing up agni sought validation from her mothers n instructors, now (while she still wants momsvalidation) she looks for validation mostly from herself, which is kind of bad bc she never feels fully satiated w her work n accomplishments!
69. how would they describe their party members?
for pen: ori feels like an older sister to him, hes too scared to express as much, but yeah! she is warm (he means figuratively but also lol) and Kind and Competent and Smart and above all, Safe. he defintely feels like, the safest with her than anyone else he’s encountered in his life, both i mean in the physical protection sense but moreso the emotional sense! yeah. juni is.,, complicated. at first pen was uhhh scared of him bc of the whole Sorcerer Thing, but after all of them talked abt it at jenny’s, that feeling passed and he was more just concerned for him than anything. he is Powerful and Pretty and even though he’s been thru a lot of things pen himself cant even comprehend juni’s still Soft and Understanding and pen really admires that about him! alba is Also Complicated, for different reasons. pen thinks he is Reckless and Impulsive but also Smart in his own little scheme way, and pen really appreciates him as like a constant in his life? like yeah, he is scary and concerning sometimes but he’s always Predictably as such and while pen doesn’t see alba as all that loyal in general pen is kind of blind to that stuff when it comes to ppl in relation to him, so he’s just glad he’s met someone that wants to stick with him.
for agni: cyrus is so nice to her!! he feels like a capital f Friend in her head and so far like. she’s only had one of those before so thats really cool!! he helps her out a lot and she tries to do what she can to be there for him too! it was nice of him to teach her abt Beach Swimming. theo is really cool and agni loves seeing her in her element doing Medicine Stuff she thinks she is really smart w that kind of thing and rlly respects her practice, agni’s also very interested in her magic!! she thinks dendy is small little lizard guy who sings silly songs. greatly appreciates him. she wld follow kai blindly into terrible plans because she wants to make sure this cool teen is alright , is thankful to know he can turn into a bear at will and she didnt do that on accident that one time! amadeus is confusing and hard to keep track of in her head, but at the end of the day she thinks he’s very caring and just looking out for people. adaeze is really fun to hang out with and she is both concerned and greatly impressed w her just straight up downing one of fer’s Fucked Up And Evil Potions no questions asked, bc thats something even Agni’s too scared to do. thinks her sword is very interesting in terms of the arcane, wants to see what happens w all that! elvira is super different from anyone agni’s been around but she thinks she’s an amazing artist and would love to see her home bc she talks about it so vividly!!
#mel talks#dnd tag#penance the jester#agni#whenever there is a pen question about feelings it is an automatic Long Ass Paragraph#and thats on his cancer moon
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the ones from harley quinn breaking glass preview
OH okay yes i can do a tutorial for that. i must say it’s super easy but personally i’m not very good at it because i do it with my fucked up mouse AND don’t have knowledge about lightning and color theory so it kinda looks super basic. I’ll use these two as examples:
First it will always depend on the quality of the b/w pic you’re working with. Like you won’t have to do the same steps when coloring the harley one than coloring the batfam one.
I’ll start with the easy to do one, which is the batfam one because well as you can see its pretty high quality. Its black and white, no weird textures, no colors that need to be whitened, etc.
Ok personally before i color anything i prepare a color palette for it, sometimes i use reference pics, other times i just do it by eye lol depends how im feeling it.
Then well again this depends on you, but i always separate each layer for each color, and do folders for each color so i dont get confused bc my attention span is very small. OKAY that done, you gotta start coloring by creating layers and putting them on multiply (or u pick which one looks best for u!)
Then just color it?
(you rlly can tell when i got tired of coloring LMAO) but anyways. yes.
then you can add shadows and such, which again im not artist so im terrible at it and usually dont do it LOL but u can do it by changing the size of the brush, the hardness, and opacity. Heres some tutorials and here some more.
I usually just add a lil bit of blush on the cheeks/legs, maybe if i have a good reference pic try to copy the shadows but usually not. Then you can also add textures, like grainy textures to give it a pic feeling, or paper ones, etc. Here i added this texture on overlay to spice it up a lil bit.
and thats it.
NOW FOR SOMETHING LIKE THIS
well that one first of all is a pain in the ass i would right off the bat tell u to wait until its available in high quality. anyways. i did this one as an icon and im definitely not be remaking it so we’ll stick to the psd i had saved for it and im gonna go back on my steps. OKAY SORRY i talk a lot. first cut off background as best as you can, and if it’s like lopsided try to cut it to make it straight
ill explain only for the harley one. ok first do a copy of the image layer. then go to here image, that one idk how its in english, black and white, and play with the variables until you’re satisfied with how it looks. (the objective here is to make it as white/black as possible, so it’s easier to color it without it looking to grainy)
after i played around a bit, it looks like this, which isnt ideal ngl!
so u go down here, and add a color corrector layer, here we’re interested in the black/white, maybe neutral depending if theres any color left but the previous step should had taken care of that. here u gotta play with it urself, deciding what u think looks better
it probably isnt enough - maybe it isnt which nice but usually not, so u add a levels layer thats in the same tab as color correction. again u gotta test it out yourself until ur satisfied. this tool basically makes the blacks blacker and the whites whiter, and um sometimes like brighter?
okay this is how it looks now with all those layers, way better. i couldnt add more layers without making it look fucked up so i had to work with that. TIP! as u add layers do right click on the layer > create clipping mask (or just clipping mask? idk how it is in english sorry), that should make the layers only get applied to the image you want, leaving the background untouched. so anyways. here.
then u gotta color like the other one.
added my own psd and tada
and thats pretty much it! if u wanna do like. complicated coloring like all those cute manga edits going around, this blog has a really good tag that has many helpful tutorials about it. I use them sometimes but usually not bc again. im stuck with my broken mouse and i dont have a good pulse to color.
if u have any questions feel free to hmu again!
#Anon#tutorial#SORRY IM SO BAD AT EXPLAINING like rlly if theres anything u want to know that u didnt understand#hmu again i dont mind. dm me if u prefer its fine.#also theres other ways to do it that are waaaaaaay easier but well. im super amateur with photoshop
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Husband!Seokmin
Requested by anon: Can you do a married!au with Seokmin where he asks you to dance with him after a long day? Like super romantic and stuff? Thank you!
AAAAAA HERE IT IS MY LIL BBY!!! I CANT BELIEVE SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS IM 100% CONVINCED YOU WERE PERSONALLY OUT TO GET ME!!!! JUST LIKE FOR WONWOO, I CANT CONTAIN MY FEELS FOR SEOKMIN EITHER LJSFDLJ THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DOUBLE BIAS AAA also im sorry its been sO long since i did a request!! HAPPY READING MY CHILDREN!!!! <3333
warnings: super romantic, super cheesy, super fLUFF THAT I ACTUALLY HAD TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WRITING BC IT WAS SUPER SWEET!!!!
CAN WE JUST APPRECIATE THIS CONCEPT
MY SUNSHINE, A HUSBAND
I CAN TBEL IE V E
I LUV SEOKMIN SO MUCH AND IM SAD HES SO OVERLOOKED :((((
i hope yall enjoy this piece as much as i loved writing it <33333333
The sizzling of the stove and soft BTOB melodies crackled from your speakers, the only sounds that drifted from the kitchen
You were humming along to the harmonies, the cute pastel pink apron Seokmin bought for you last month wrapped securely around your waist as you twirled with a spatula in one hand but u didnt twirl that much ok pls dont burn the house down
You were about to reach the peak of the song when the familiar bell rang
You glanced at the clock and smiled to yourself
“7, just as expected”
You quickly wiped your hands on a nearby towel and scurried off to the front door
“Welcome home, honey!!!” you chirped
He had a slightly worn out smile but the second he laid eyes on you, his eyes lit up and the tired grin became the embodiment of the sun and blinded you lmao i luv death!!!
“AaAhHhHhHH, who’s this cutie pie??!!??!” he says with his pearly whites displaying and bear hugs you, rocking you back and forth can he just be a model for all toothpaste commercials
Im dead do u hEAR ME IM DEAD
Your face is squished into his chest and he keeps cooing at you like
“SEOKMIN P L S WE HAVE BEEN MARRIED FOR YEARS ALREADY!!!!” you laugh, wrapping your arms around him awwwwwww :’)))))))))))))))))))))))
“YOU’RE JUST TOO CUTE <333333333333”
Gives you quick but a lOT of pecks on the head, cheeks, literally scattered every inch of your face
“Omg seokmin,,,, pls you are too much!!! But i like it” you say but you’re also pouting bc he kissed everywhere but your lips
He’s more than aware of that
“Oh? You want me to stop though?” he cheekily grins at your frown
You’re about to lean in when you smell something a little burnt
“oH CRAP MY BURGERS!!!!” gotta go fast
As you’re running towards the stove he follows shortly and he’s like oooo burgers omg????
And you’re like o ok its just slightly burnt nothing too serious phew
You’re in front of the pan doing your thing when he comes fROM BEHIND AND BACK HUGS YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
“You cooked burgers today??? What’s the special occasion?” you feel his chest vibrating as he gently rests his chin on your shoulder
Ok im sorry i need a breather wow ok im crying omg this is real husband material pls someone hOLD ME
He turns his neck to the left and gives you another cheek kiss and you’re trying to decipher whether your cheeks are flaming from him or the proximity between you and the heat emitting from the stove
Maybe its both maybe its maybelline im sorry i rlly gotta stop bUT I LOVE THAT JOKE LOL
He giggles at the wide grin on your face and he just gives you aNOTHER ONE :’)))) PLS DATE OR MARRY ME SEOK
“Omg ok seokmin i love you but pls im about to finish w these burgers!!! Have a seat!! It should be ready in a few more minutes”
He pouts and puLLS YOUR WAIST CLOSER TO HIM LSJDFDLJFSDJSFDFJS
“:(((( but i missed you aaaallll daayyyyyy”
“We’ll have more time to ourselves after dinner hun!!!” you briefly kiss him on the cheek and turn back to the pan
Error: Lee Seokmin has combusted
He’s sitting back at the dinner table while admiring your back view and he’s literally the heart eyes emoji
The look on his face with the soft stare and the corners of his lips slightly lifted upwards aaaAAAWWWW
You present him with the final product on a plate, one in each hand of yours for the both of you
“Bon appetite!!!” you say as you place it front of him and place his utensils with it
His heart eyes are almost as intense as they were when he looked at you but he’s stuffing his face so it’s kinda hard to tell LOL
“Mmghglg so good!!!” he says in between huge mouthfuls
And you’re like :’))))) i luv my hubby also u have something on your face lmao
He starts venting about his day at work and how rehearsal was just insANE
“We practiced for 5 hours without a break,,, and then we took half an hour ish break,,, and went back to dancing for 4 more and repeated this cycle since 7am”
“Soonyoung told me this really lame joke”
“Why do you always laugh tho”
“That’s what friends do!!! Laugh at your bad jokes bc of how bad they are!!!”
“We also went in the studio to record more of the new songs”
“Jihoon kept wanting me to redo it,,,, i think we all did at least 15 takes. Individually.”
And his lil chatter mouth kept going on and on but you’re just happy listening to his voice
In the midst of ranting about how complicated the footwork is, he notices you just sitting there and staring at him
“You’re not gonna finish your burger?”
And you’re like oH RIGHT LOL
“I just always get so captivated when you talk,,,, it’s so soothing”
And at first he’s like “huh?” with a little confused look and then when he finally registers he breaks out into the bIGGEST SMILE EVER AND HE’S EMBARRASSED
“aaAAAHHH YOU’RE SO CHEESY HONEY”
“UM DID YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING HALF AN HOUR AGO”
As you and seokmin are finishing up your meal, he’s like aaa that was the best meal ever bless ur soul
You’re like alright time to clear the table and you get up and start gathering the dishes when he’s like wait!! and grabs your wrist
“Let’s dance” he says with a gleam in his eyes
“Seokmin we gotta do the dishes first ok? And aren’t you tired of doing your choreo for practically the entire day??”
“I’ll never get tired of you though :))” uM MY HEART I HAVE CHEST PAINS
“Ok,,, since you asked so nicely,,,,,,,,,” you reluctantly agree while you place the dishes in the sink
When you meet him in the living room he’s already at the speakers and scrolling through his phone to find a song
“Ah perfect!” he taps on the song and turns back to you
You’re both getting in position to slow dance and you’re just like
“This is the cheesiest you have ever been today,,,, are you sick?”
The familiar first guitar strings of “Photograph” start playing and he softly smiles at you
Wait can u guys actually play it rn
Like. right now. Now. at this instance.
Just pause reading and play it
You can continue now
“No,,, i just need you to know i appreciate you,,, whether you’re doing chores that i can’t do at the moment or just plainly lending me an ear,,,,, I love everything you do”
You’re so mesmerized by him that you can only gape back with your mouth slightly parted open
“Seokmin…”
He shakes his head and chuckles, “you don’t have to say anything. Just relax”
As the song progresses you rest your head on his chest, your bodies comfortably pressed against each other as you slowly sway
He gives you another kiss on the top of your head and murmurs, “i’m so lucky to have someone like you” lsjddfsjdfjl my HEART MY H E AR T
“The person who has the luck is me, being able to find a catch like you” you respond, a small smile creeping on your face
He twirls you around, the both of you laughing without a care in the world
The song is about to come to an end when he dips you low and stares into your eyes LJSFDJDFJDFDF IM EMBARRASED AND THIS ISNT EVEN HAPPENING TO ME BYE
You’re both looking at each other so fondly and you barely notice how he lifts you back up bc you’re both leaning in
One arm is holding your waist up, and the other is caressing your cheek as your lips meet
His soft kiss has you weak in the knees despite how you should be used to them by now but he always takes away your breath every time
You break away, your foreheads touching
“,,,,,,,oH RIGHT THE DISHES you’re helping me wash” you say and drag him to the sink
All he can do is laugh and silently pray that he will always come home to this :’))))))))))))))))
#my post#seventeen#seventeen seokmin#seventeen dokyeom#seventeen dk#seokmin#dokyeom#dk#seventeen imagines#seventeen scenarios#seventeen headcanons#seventeen au#seokmin imagines#seokmin scenarios#seokmin headcanons#seokmin au#dokyeom imagines#dokyeom scenarios#dokyeom headcanons#dokyeom au#dk imagines#dk scenarios#dk headcanons#dk au#husband!seokmin
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would you rather (autumn edition)
Tagged by @kelandry5
I APPRECIATE THE TAG A LOT BUT I AM BOTH AUSTRALIAN AND PAGAN SOO UHHHH
WE’LL SEE HOW THIS GOES! MAY OR MAY NOT BE HUMOROUS AND/OR OFFENSIVE.
go apple picking vs go on a hay ride - apple picking as in like... picking apples off trees? or is this another way to say apple bobbing? cause i know what that is lmao that’s originally a pagan tradition associated with samhain. no clue what a hay ride is tho. I’M GONNA SAY NEITHER?????
scary vs sweet - in regards to what?????
sweaters jumpers vs boots
socks vs mittens - mittens are like... gloves with no fingers rite??? not fingerless gloves but like. i’m not explaining this well am i.
bonfires vs football - ok wait i’ve gotta look this up, cause i am always getting confused between uk vs us vs aus football. OK ITS GRIDIRON. i mean i knew that was a thing but is that all you have in america??? those shoulder pads man... so tacky. so uh, neither, cause i’m hella scared of fire. I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA. THE RISK OF DEATH BY BUSHFIRE IS LITERALLY HERE AT ALL TIMES
trick or treating vs watching scary movies - we don’t rlly trick or treat in australia. i think this year we got one small group of kids. they rang the doorbell twice in quick succession and i was like “well if i was gonna open the door and smile and say ‘soz kids we don’t have anything’ I SURE AIN’T NOW” *ignored and blocked*
apple pie vs pumpkin pie - is pumpkin pie even a thing in australia? i don’t think i’ve ever heard it mentioned outside of spn. why do y’all gotta stick pumpkin in everything?
halloween vs thanksgiving - lol. i mean first, halloween is a commercialised/americanised/christianised theft of samhain (which i celebrate in may due to being in the southern hemisphere) (tho do not take this as my condemning and/or disapproving of halloween exactly - it’s a complicated situation), and second, i have a native american friend so i really am not supportive of thanksgiving anyway. also you know once an american my mum follows on instagram asked her how australians celebrate thanksgiving. lmao.
bake pie vs bake cookies - uhh, pie isn’t rlly a thing in australia? i don’t think i’ve ever eaten a dessert pie that wasn’t a supermarket-bought frozen nanna’s apple pie. and i don’t even really like apple pie anyway.......
rain vs fog
black cats vs owls
ghosts vs wizards (look ghosts are fine, just dont fuckin do a seance ever)
harry potter vs halloweentown - at first i thought halloweentown referred to the halloween world in nightmare before christmas. but no, apparently it’s its own thing. who woulda thunk it
go hiking vs sleep in - what the fuck? do all americans go hiking in autumn?? uhh? WHY??????? i thought everyone on tumblr mutually hated exercise or is that just me
cinnamon vs nutmeg
reading vs writing
hot chocolate vs tea
live in a cabin in a forest vs 24/7 autumn - umm??? this is a weird one. i...i don’t understand the reasoning for choosing such totally unrelated things????? however, i would pick 24/7 autumn, because this spring has already gotten to 35+ degree days. no thanks!
candy apples vs caramel apples - ..there’s a difference? are these also different to toffee apples? cause i think i had one of those in the 90s at christmas once? it was weird. to quote river tam, i very much had the thought of “my food is problematic.” (and she remains the only person who can say that word)
blankets vs pillows
roasted marshmallows vs roasted chestnuts - i’m a vegetarian so i’m not meant to eat marshmallows (no real loss there) and i don’t think i’ve ever even seen a chestnut in a store so?????
coffee vs apple cider - are these only meant to be consumed in autumn in america or smth? i feel like you’re lying to me. cause i know starbucks is a thing. as for apple cider, well, my sister and mother usually pick that as their drink of choice at family gatherings all year round soo??? again is this something that is only consumed in autumn in america? like eggnog at christmas? pretty sure we don’t have that too. and if we do, i don’t think anyone buys it. side note but what actually IS eggnog??? does it actually have eggs in it cause thats kinda... icky.. or is that just a name?
red leaves vs orange leaves
braids vs bows - uhh?? they’re?? both nice??? *still confused by america*
scented candles vs the smell of freshly baked goods
carve pumpkins vs make pumpkin pie - again, we don’t do this. also fun fact! the original act of carving what are now known as jack’o’lanterns originated with pagan beliefs that carving turnips (pumpkins are native to america) with scary faces and displaying them in windows would help to scare away the demons and pixies and faeries that came out on samhain to cause mischief and eat children n shit.
pumpkin spice lattes vs chai lattes - i’ve only ever had a chai latte once, and it wasn’t even mine, it was my friend’s from mcdonalds and i just had a sip. but it was nice! also gdi america stop putting pumpkins in everything!!! you’re as bad as me putting salted caramel flavour in everything (at least salted caramel is actually nice????). also i’ve heard starbucks pumpkin spice lattes aren’t even good anyway???? and that it’s not even pumpkin, but artificial flavouring. i think i will pass.
coats vs oversized sweaters jumpers
beanies vs berets
candy corn vs peanut butter cups - yeah we don’t really have either of those either
s’mores vs apple crisp - NO IDEA what an apple crisp is but i’ve eaten s’mores pop tarts (ya i know they have gelatin sue me. mostly i just don’t like marshmallows. also i really like pop tarts.) and they were good so uh yeah.
jump into a pile of leaves vs swing on a tire swing
corn maze vs haunted house - corn maze... i’m gonna assume that’s going into a corn field that’s been cut to be shaped like a maze??? why would you willingly go in that? you’re asking to be murdered. or abducted by aliens. ok i retract my previous statement. definitely go in that.
bob for apples vs visit a pumpkin patch - ok obviously the previous apple picking then refers to ACTUALLY picking apples off trees. none of these sound appealing.
whipped cream on hot chocolate vs marshmallows on hot chocolate - i don’t like cream in general, and we already know my stance on marshmallows: gross powdery little demons.
WELL THAT WAS FUN. basically me just either dissing american culture or straight up not knowing what it means. glad we did that.
i will now proceed to tag some americans. @6ubble-gum @humanitys-shortest-soldier
actually i think thats all the americans i know. well i hope you enjoy seeing an australian witch being thoroughly confused by american autumn/halloween culture
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