#learning with Alice

[presswoodterryryan]

Become a Pattern Detective: Unlock Math Secrets!

By Alice Hi, friends! It’s me, Alice! And guess what? My big sister Ariel wrote another brilliant paper! This time, it’s all about patterns—not just the ones on your pajamas or my sparkly pink pants, but the kind that make math magical! 🔢✨ At first, I thought patterns were just something Mr. Fluffernutter made in the mud with his bunny paws, but Ariel showed me that patterns are EVERYWHERE—in…

[babygirlkylo]

anakin study fo today (this is my first post hi tumblr idk how this works )

[sparklespectres]

I love that Alice and Gwen are lowkey playing a game of chicken with each other rn to see who’s gonna mention the Horrors first

Like I don’t think they’re necessarily aware of what exactly is Going On with each other but there’s some kind of recognition that something is Not Right and idk what to do with that

[snazzycicada]

[tremordusk]

Alice: How did you know you were a lesbian, Agatha?

Agatha: Well you see my dear, you just know

Rio: You asked me why Lilia was hot

Alice: *eyes wide* OH

Rio: To which I said because she is

Agatha: Haha, yeah Lilia was a real looker

Rio, licking her lips: She still is

Agatha: *nodding* the woman aged like fine wine

Alice: Wow…

[roguefiction]

“Oh, come on, Alicent. Just one.” Smoking scene in the big affair i cannot forget by @mitchelljoni

[shitty-tma-aus]

tma will have you looking at romanceable characters in perfectly innocent farming/life sims and going “that one would be an avatar of the eye… that one would be an avatar of the spiral…”

[nocturne219]

experimenting

little colouring thing with asmodeus

i need to see more of mentor mentee dynamic theyd be so silly

[scalpelsister]

The Vale of Tears Alice: Madness Returns (2011) dev. Spicy Horse Games

[apiarttt]

🌀 Some say that it loops forever, This road that I lose you on every time🌀

[presswoodterryryan]

Why Function Tables Are Essential for Everyday Math

By Alice Hi, friends! It’s me, Alice! And guess what? My big sister Ariel has done it AGAIN! She wrote the coolest, smartest, most MIND-BLOWING paper about something super fun—FUNCTION TABLES! 📊🤯✨ Now, before you say, “Alice, what even ARE function tables?!” don’t worry! I didn’t know either at first. But Ariel explained it to me, and now I’m basically a Function Table Wizard (or maybe a Math…

[rk1k-moved]

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[incandescent-mermaid]

Reading James’s backstory in the Twilight guide, AND I’M SORRY WHAT?! What do you mean James watched Alice wake up in her vampire life and then “let her go” to wait until she was a better challenge?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BELLA WAS NOT EVEN THE MAIN TARGET!!!? He clearly states that he was excited “for a snack,” but that he was going to hunt Alice along with the rest of her family after angering them for killing Bella!!

Can you just imagine the switch up if once he’d recognized Alice, he just went after the family as a whole instead? This could have been a solid 2-3 book series just based on this plot.

We were robbed!

[tremordusk]

Jen, sipping her wine on the couch: So, what made you guys decide to have a child?

Rio, slightly chokes on her beer

Agatha, quickly puts down her wine glass: The truth is it was a complete accident—

What actually happened

Agatha on top of Rio straddling her: I want your baby

Rio, devilishly licking her lips: Uh huh, tell me what you want baby *completely convinced it’s foreplay*

Agatha: I want you to ruin me *caresses her face* to give me a child that I can love—

Rio, biting her lip: Whatever you want baby~ *flips her over*

Present time

Agatha: One day we slept with each other and then oops there he was. I’m going to get more wine *leaves the room*

Jen & Lilia glancing at Rio

Rio, hugging herself, traumatized: When she said fill her with seed I thought it was all part of the foreplay—

Alice: *spits out her drink*

[roguefiction]

To die unremarked and unnoticed… and be free.

my knight alicent agenda continues

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

(ONE) MORE AGATHA ALL ALONG INCORRECT QUOTE BECAUSE THIS ONE MADE ME SNORT SO HARD MY NOSE STARTED BLEEDING*

*just kidding my nose was bleeding because my dog punched me in the face.

Disclaimer: I don’t speak any of the languages below and used google translate/online dictionaries. Judge me now.

*the coven, all lounging around and relaxing in various positions*

Lilia, sitting bolt upright from a dead sleep and scaring the crap out of everyone: Persi li cigni-!

Agatha, nearly knocking Rio over: Quid INFERNUM-

Alice, falling off of Jen’s lap: 发生什么事了?

Rio, completely unfazed: ¿Por qué estamos gritando?

Teen, whispering to Jen: …do you have any idea what’s going on?

Jen, picking Alice up off the ground: I generally don’t.