#library of the lost

[thelostexperiment]

The old buzzard-man's eyes began to flutter open again to a very familiar sight of sandstone walls and floors. He's sitting on the old couch that must have been left here from F.O.W.L. when they still ran this library. 

Oh dear, he must have dozed off again looking through files. The vulture lets out a lazy yawn before hearing, "Sleep well?" As he realized just who he'd been sleeping against... Again...

He straightened himself up rubbing his baggy old man eyes.

"Oh dear, I'm sorry, Brycen. This is becoming an awful habit."

The younger buzzard merely gave a polite smile to his older brother. "It's alright, Mr. B, I've started to get used to it."

"But still, it must be terribly inconvenient for you."

"I've mostly been reading up on these files while you were asleep anyway. I hope we can find something about you soon..."

Mr. Buzzard let out a sigh through his nostrils, he was beginning to wonder if there really *is* anything about him here. He decided to change the subject to something less frustrating.

"I had a very interesting dream, that our ages were switched and we were were frantically trying to reverse it somehow." He gave a tired chuckle, "I suppose that could never really happen though."

The younger brother grimaced at the thought, his face hardened a little before he shook the feeling away. "I wouldn't be too sure about that..." Then he gave the old man a curious glance. "Mr. B, would you want to become a younger man? That is if that's what you dream about..."

Mr. B just shrugged, "I'm not sure, I've never been young before as far as I know. Must be nice though, to have all that extra energy."

Brycen scoffed a little, "I don't have that much more, and I'm sure it'll be even less as the years roll on."

"Hmmm..." Mr. B thought it over a little more. "Maybe, I'd just to try it and see what it's like... If I don't like it I can always just wait for age to catch up with me again." He said with a little smirk...

[ambar-telumendil]

I mean, this could be canon 👀

[starscream-is-my-wife]

LL Megatron gets transported to the G1 cartoon (pre movie) guns don't kill anyone, everyone is more focused on their one liners then battle, wizards are real, days dont mean anything, what a silly universe

Edit: Comic based on this idea here

[botanyshitposts]

public libraries are so crazy man. like you’re telling me I can read this book for free

[blondebrainpowered]

Peanuts - March 12, 1959

By Charles Schulz

[luciferslilith7]

"To the old you from the old me"

~Oscar Wilde

@luciferslilith7

[codecraftr]

Me when smuggling illegal items (queer fiction book) past the police (my homophobic parents) for evil people (me, a trans person)

[fisheito]

this vision descended upon me while riding the bus

[syndicatedsystem]

Old art dump time!!!! Technoblade stays on top. Cheap blue pen does wonders

Anyway more art

These are a year or two old be so nice ^

[sleepytigereyes]

His what

[thelostexperiment]

Mr. B, trying to impress Susan: I re-initialized the entire command structure, retaining all programmed abilities but deleting the supplementary preference architecture.

Brycen: They turned it off and back on again.

[inlovewithquotes]

"Are you angry with me?" said Magnus.

"What?" Alec said sharply.

Magnus stopped walking. "It's just--you're all here because of me. If I hadn't lost the Book of the White...if I hadn't been caught by Ragnor...."

Alec snorted. "If I hadn't been in the shower."

"It's not the same," Magnus said. "I shouldn't have kept the Book in Max's room. I should've been more careful about the wards on the apartment."

"Magnus," Alec said, and he put his hand on Magnus's cheek. He looked into Magnus's eyes, and feeling the strange power of the thorn bubbling within him, Magnus wondered what he saw there. "Given that one of the minions of the Father of Demons was holding our kid, and that kid ended up safe in bed at the end of it, from my perspective you handled things perfectly. I'm not angry at you."

-The Lost Book Of The White

[deadlypoetacademia]

The intimacy, to want to make an eye contact but never being able to maintain it, of you telling me about your favourite song and me listening to it on repeat, of listening to you talk about random things after a tiring day, of talking to you for hours and still thinking of you the next minute you leave, of all those little habits of you, that make you, you. And me, just watching and adoring them.

[fruitcakebro]

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I need to build this in the Sims 4.

Wait.

Oh god oh fuck

Is that diagonal marble checkerboard?

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......😡

🤬

See y'all in ten years.

[tj-crochets]

Hey what's a typical number of times to have been handed a grocery bag full of pomegranates by a total stranger?

Also, follow up question: what's the weirdest (but not bad, just weird) thing a stranger has ever handed you?

[telugxrl13]

top 5 things i use as an alternative to a bookmark--and you should too!

unused tissue

crumpled hall pass

cell phone

random piece of paper

charging cord

dispose of your stupid ugly annoying bookmarks today and win with hasini! and comment your go-to bookmarks below.