#me connecting shit

[movinglikebeautifultruth]

There was no fucking point of making them an item sooooo either Josie is playing Cruz knowing her gay ass is so weak for beautiful hopeless ladies oooooor there’s still a chance that aaliyah might come back and season 3 is gonna be a love triangle

[crime-scene-psychic]

It's always funny to me that Jason, Tim, and Damian all have personal beef with Ra's al Ghul and meanwhile, Dick is kinda just like

[peecyjacksoo]

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod. (in the lightning thief on gabe, I swear)

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

EDIT: no I don't think sally is a full blooded sea nymph I still think she is more human than mythological creature. I just think it might explain a few things

[nartothelar]

the official pokemon blog posting submas TWICE, a new black and white tcg set announced, the new tins for the set LITERALLY having emmet and ingo’s entire team, the triangle motifs????

something big is COMING, I can feel it…

[egophiliac]

listen. people have always debated which character is the most normal guy but what if it has in fact been crowley the whole time. no string pulling no master plan just a guy who wants to keep his school running and is cursed with problematic students and incidents

honestly I think the funniest possible reveal would be one of two options:

ONE: Crowley has no plot relevance whatsoever. he wears the mask to cover his receding hairline. his darkest secret is the bottle of "medicinal" whiskey under his desk. this man can barely plan a PTA function with six months' advance notice, he doesn't have the time or patience for any kind of overarching master plot involving mutating students or whatever. the only thing wrong with him is that he's been running this school for (mumblemumble) years and, quite frankly, if you'd been putting up with NRC students for a couple of centuries, you'd have totally checked out by this point too.

OR

TWO: Crowley IS actually Raverne and HAS been slowly enacting a master gambit...to embezzle school funds. the overblots are still completely incidental. he has somehow less idea of what's going on than we do. we confront him about it and he's just like

[bklily]

Holy shit I just made a brain blast connection.

It's Schrodinger's box.

It's literally that situation. Is the cat dead or alive. Is it dead AND alive?

You'll only know by opening the box. By opening the box you kill the cat. The cat is always dead and alive.

[fiasco95]

On one side of a library….

Dorcas: What do you look for in a man?

Regulus: Someone who can cook.

Dorcas: Oh??

Regulus: Yeah. If he knows how to cook, I’d marry him on the spot and get down on my knees every—

The other side of the library…

Sirius: Mate, where are you off to—?

James, quickly packing up his bag: I have a cooking lesson to attend.

Sirius: Prongs, you can’t cook for shit!

James, sprinting out of the library: THAT’S WHY I HAVE TO GO

[jazbell]

ive said it before and ill say it again: not nearly enough fanworks talk about THIS part of the souyo dynamic, the weird savior complex and trust yu has w adachi directly breaching the trust that yosuke has put on him. not only here, but in the game too, when yu chooses to meet with adachi in the tv world by himself without telling the others, yosuke waits for him outside anyways bc he knew something was up. yosuke feels betrayed by the fact that yu trusts adachi not to kill him right then and there more than he trusts the team to help him, but he still welcomes him back with a smile. because yu is the leader and yosuke will trust in him no matter what, even if it means watching him walk into the mouth of the man who killed the girl he liked, knowing full well it could snap shut at any moment and break his heart all over again.

basically too many souyo fics about internalized homophobia and not enough about all the other weird shit they have going on.

[nova-rpv]

a redraw of the first drawing i posted here to celebrate the fact that ive been in tumblr for more than a whole year posting my shit and havent deleted my blog in panic yippee \:D/ (mushy rant in tags)

[trashcatkid]

FUCK A ‘DREAM ROTATION’ OR ‘MY TOP TEN FAVES’, WHATS YOUR DREAM CAMPAIGN????

[fixation-hyper-station]

Misunderstanding AU!

SJ, injured, sitting in the water prison: So let this one get this strait. You are seeking REVENGE on this one?

Lbh: you pushed me into the abyss!

SJ: What I did was accept your pitiful attempts of courting my son!

Lbh: wut.

SJ: I throw you into a challenge. Unarmed, injured, without warning and while spewing the vilest things i could verbally throw into your face. I initiated an acceptance!

Lbh: WUT.

SJ: I went out of my way to abide to your people’s customs and what do you do to my leniency to your feelings for my A-Yuan? You throw it into my face! You scheme against your master! You do not return, you show no fidelity and instead of challenging me to combat in front of the sec as you should have done you lick at the heels of Huan Hua Palace and leave Yuan-er to the advances of other men!

Lbh: WHAT??!!’

SJ: This is what I get taking a chance on a man! If it weren’t my son’s love for you I wouldn’t’ve wasted the effort.

Lbh: He-He loves me!?

SJ: He did at least! he may have been blind but I have both of my eyes still. He was like a widow by your sword mound every day, refusing to eat. But you have been wasting time! Other suitors have been pounding at the sec’s gates and the less we talk about the members of the sec the better.

Lbh: ..I have fucked up. i have fucked up so bad!

SJ: YOU HAVE! I have assigned the assignments about demon traditions with reason! There were essays about courtships alone! And now my Yuaner is seeking comfort from a BRUTE!

[notsogoodangel]

Purple and Red.

The gods and their loved ones.

[babysfirstformula1]

Thinking about young Esteban, in a strange doctor’s office with needles in his back because he was sick so often while his peers in full health charged on ahead, Esteban’s failing body holding him back. Thinking about young Esteban, watching his parents sell their home and his father’s business to fund his karting career. Thinking about young Esteban, always knowing that chasing his dream will destroy his parents if he can’t perform on track. Thinking about young Esteban, weighing his formula 1 dream against a McDonald’s paycheck and very nearly finding the dream wanting. Thinking about young Esteban realizing that what he has above his peers is a willingness to suffer more than anyone else if that’s what it takes, and all he can do is pray that the suffering won’t last forever. Thinking about young Esteban in 2019, grinding shifts in the Mercedes simulator and trying to claw his way back on to the grid.

Thinking about Esteban who’s so happy nowadays, doing what he loves while surrounded by people who believe in him.

[pharmasrightarm]

separate ways

[paperglader]

i just feel like someone should take one for the team and write the fanfic where miss homotron goes to dragonstone on foot, meets her situationship’s new lover, and immediately goes like blind with jealousy and fury (rhaenyra, as always when alicent’s near, looks and behaves like a very confused kicked puppy)

i just need homotron and saphotron to meet, so the real war can begin

[lacedinluv]

i need someone who’s a “…sent a voice message” “…7+ messages” “…liked your story” “…sent a reel by…” bc if i get ghosted one more time ill genuinely disappear off the face of the earth😭😭