#not 100% black at least

[honeybunchesobees]

me looking at mio

[rubbish78]

the name of this youtube video is called: Gerard Way F***ing Himself at Vector Arena, Auckland, NZ 6th of December 2007 (x)

+ Bonus: Frank Iero wearing a stupid ass hat:

[vampire-lord-garfield]

i remembered that I have free will and access to photoshop

[elderwisp]

man. i love making poses. 🤲

[antennatoheaven]

i don't care that there's a murderbot tv show in the works. it should have been animated instead

[richardsphere]

If they're going the "Ladybug is no longer a true hero but instead a zealot-level controlfreak" angle... I kind of hope that at least they're gonna use this thing they've now established about "powers working differently when used for evil" (and lets be clear, covering Gabe's ass lying to an entire planet, and controlling information on this level is evil). I want her to use her powers, and i want it to get easier. The same way that every Evil version of the ladybug powers always got what they wanted (wether its a sword, a gun or whatever). I want her power to give her the thing she wants instead of the thing she needs like they used to. I want her to slowly get used to her powers getting "easier" to use, simpler in their execution, less creative and less nuanced and pacifistic. Until she almost forgets she ever struggled with her Lucky Charms at all... Until one day she doesnt have all the knowledge to form a plan of her own again, and she realises too late that "what she wanted"wasnt what she needed, and someone gets hurt. I want her to ask Tiki why she got the wrong Lucky Charm. And i want Tiki to tell her. Cause if that doesnt happen, why establish the "powers work different when used for evil" rule at all.

[lotusxpop]

I saw this on tiktok and felt the need to expand on it.

Okay so the idea is that Stiles Stilinski grows up to be Charlie Swan from twilight (they look alot alike) anyways for one reason or another he changes his name to Charlie Swan becomes a divorced dad and sheriff of Forks.

I imagine that since he lived through Beacon hills he is aware of both the cullens and the blacks and have just decided to stay out of it as much as he can (he tried to get involved once aka Beacon hills and it was downhill from there) i do believe he is friends with the blacks more, something about reminicing about running in the Woods with the old pack and stuff.

When Bella informs him she is dating THE Edward cullen Stiles will nod along and smile untill she is out of earshot then he will scream loudly, punch a tree and call Scott.

"I SWEAR TO GOD SCOTT I DO NOT HAVE THE PATIENCE FOR ANOTHER ROMEO AND JULIET STORY WITH MY DAUGHTER THIS TIME, YOU COME UP HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN YELL AT YOU REAL TIME."

Next call would be to Chris.

"Hi Chris, how do i kill a vampire?"

The last would be to Derek/Peter

"How much do i need to pay you guys to get rid of a vampire for me? Also is there any treaty i should be aware off before said killing?"

I truly think that when Bella becomes a vampire and Renesmee is born that Stiles will have an anuerysm and just give up on life.

[seethinglikeme]

i think sebastian would’ve grown up to be either a curse-breaker, healer, or professor. he came way too close to azkaban for him to realistically become an auror imo. my hc though is that he became the hogwarts dada professor and one of his students was dumbledore

[lowpolybread]

this is just what happens when you visit st louis

PERCY JACKSON AND THE OLYMPIANS 1x04: I Plunge to My Death

[toxxicognaths]

'cause when I see me through your eyes I love me, so don't leave my side

You always see the sky

Angel on a satellite

[existingingrey]

Oh it must be about the arrest..

Then you realize....

[100yearsofclexa]

Lexa is such a badass in Wednesday Training. I'm eager to read just how useless she is as a lesbian around Clarke

Hey, hey, hey! Thank youuuuuu <3 <3 <3 I'm SO GLAD you all are loving this silly draft. Your wish is my command, friend. <3 Shout out to @heda-in-the-clouds and all the babes that are now in love with Badass-Sensei-Lexa. Here's a sneak peak of this useless lesbian aikidork:

– I should claim this right shoulder of yours as my property, babe. - Clarke gives it a light kiss, over the bandage. Lexa trembles a little more because of reflex than actual pain. - I’ve lost count how many times I fixed it for you.

Lexa shrugs, barely amused by the joke. She remains with a pout and her eyes are still teary from the almost unbearable pain from moments ago. Her dogi* is fastened, revealing the black tank top underneath, and falls through her chest and shoulders, hung at her hips by the tight black belt and hakama**. It’s been a while since Lexa had hurt her already bad shoulder like this - She had gone through physiotherapy and even small correction surgeries, too concerned with the possibility of not being able to practice anymore. The chances of it terrifies her and Clarke knows. Lexa is sitting on the couch, a little less tense now that she knows her bones are into place, but her posture is still firm, her pine straight. She’s not getting any younger, so it is not like she can be completely chill after a bad injury like that. She keeps her bearings.

The blonde takes a few more instants observing the makeshift sling and any other signals of distended muscles or soreness. Her delicate fingers hovers through the sensitive skin, as if she could feel better than her eyes could see. Clarke is silent in her investigation now. The injury itself also concerns her.

– There, I think it’s fine for now, lex. - She whispers as her hand goes under the brunette’s chin, lifting her face slightly so they can trade looks. - Don’t worry, babe. Give it a few days and you’ll be brand new again to beat up your students. - Clarke leans in, meeting Lexa’s lips in a oh-so careful chaste kiss - as if she could heal her girl only from those tiny kisses. Then, she smiles, her mind drifting away through previous moments like this one. - Do you remember the first time I fixed it?

Despite the grumpiness for being hurt and her current state of reeking of herbal balms and massage oils, Lexa finally gives her wife a lopsided smile. Those kisses might have helped to brush away that pout. - I do, love, yes. You were always there to fix me, since that day at the drugstore.

– I never thought I would find a samurai apprentice, all in white with a spent yellow belt, running through the shelfs desperate for some painkillers. – Clarke giggles, taking a proper look at the woman in front of her, now stronger and very far from that beginner from years ago - but still with the same childish grumpiness. She’s not wearing an old white dogi anymore, instead, she wears a full ceremonial dogi and hakama. Her first wooden sword was replaced by a legit katana; there’s plenty of sheepskins hanging on the walls of her own dojo. Once trembling and wavering, her hands are now rough and precise.

But she’s still all needy towards Clarke when she is hurt like this.

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*dogi - the basic uniform worn by Aikido student

** hakama - a traditional Japanese garment worn by Aikido practitioners over their dogi. It's usually black and it's mandatory to use it in seminars after one reaches the green belt.

[nerdyspies]

fabain is a smosh fan and his favorite cast member is shayne and gorgug is a hatchetfield fan and his favorite starkid is jeff. they went insane realizing tgat angela is in both starkid and smosh, gorgug than got fabian into the hatchetfield triology. he thinks linda is funny and his fav song is inevitable. gorgug's fav cast member of smosh is angela (obvs) but he think spencer is funny and wants to kiss him. Oh yeah and his fav hatchetfield character is richie but his favorite song is feast or famine. thank you for coming to my ted talk

[courfee]

6 - “No one’s going to hurt you.” - platonic prongsfoot for @cherieetree

The cup shatters loudly, shards flying everywhere, and Sirius freezes before immediately dropping to the floor to collect the pieces. They’re too small, too many, too blurry through the tears rising in his eyes. “Hey, hey, stop.” James means it as reassurance, but the hand he places on Sirius’ shoulder makes Sirius flinch violently. James pulls his hand back as if burned. Sirius hates himself for flinching again. After a moment, the hand is on his shoulder again, feather-light. “It’s alright, it’s just a cup,” James promises softly. “It doesn’t matter. No one’s going to hurt you. You’re safe here.”

send me a pairing and a prompt and i'll write a drabble

[kyros-tha-soldier]

Oda: *presents another DILF character with a gut wrenching backstory, fatherly warmth, burdened with emotional trauma and mentally conflicted with the fattest male tits you can ever imagine*

Oda: do you like him?

OP fans: y-yes, we do!

Oda: Well too bad... I AM ABOUT TO MAKE HIM SUFFER

[bionicdogs]

full day of this, please