#pro curse

[trials-of-a-spirit-worker]

If you've been on my blog long enough you know I'm pro hex, pro curse what have you.

Sometimes though...you don't want to go the whole nine regarding curses and shit. Sometimes what you have in your arsenal does not justify the transgression. Sometimes you want something other than hoping the next time the asshole you don't like has to shit they're stuck in traffic.

Nah nah nah, too cliche.

Allow me to give you some ideas as I am the duchess of petty.

Give them an itch that a scratch can never satisfy

Bring forth a pimple that always comes back no matter how it's popped or cleansed.

Conjure the agony of the person who angered you by blessing all of their crushes to find meaningful relationships elsewhere.

Plague them with an itch in the asshole. Just enough to be noticeable and unpleasant.

Curse them with finding rocks or sticky barbs of flora on their feet.

May glitches plague your games.

Infect them with insomnia.

Fuck up one shoe of their favorite pair just so getting rid of them is extra annoying.

Make the backs of their earrings disappear with your hex.

[crazycatsiren]

Just a heads up, Friday the 13th is coming up this new week, if you got a shitty ex to hex or something.

[iridesca-conjurecraft]

F❗️CK OFF NEIGHBOR HEX

Gotta neighbor you you absolutely hate? Are they a total karen? Dont you just wanna go apeshit? Well now you can! This hex is pepper based as the main ingriedient. You can use a jalapeno pepper to wish your neighbor to fuck off and stop harassing you OR you can use a habanero to add alittle extra spice to your ill will and wish them all kinds of bad luck until they leave or move away!

Ingredients:

jalapeno/or habanero (for extra strength)

Paprika

Garlic powder

Onion Powder

Nails/or needles

Name, Object or Picture of your neighbor(s)

Small bag/sachet

Black thread

Incantation:

" Our homes are close and im here to stay, so fuck of to yours and go away. My space is mine and yours is your own, fuck of neighbors and leave me alone."

Instructions:

1. Cut an opening in the pepper and scoop out some of the seeds. (be sure to wear gloves your your skin is sensitive!)

2. Stick the item, name, or picture of your neighbor(s) inside the pepper.

3. Sprinkle the paprika, garlic, and onion powder inside the opening of the pepper.

4. Take of couple of small nails or needles and push them through the pepper, charging them with your intentions (wanting your neighbor to fuck off) as you do so.

5. Tie the black thread around the nails/needles and around the pepper as to bind your ill intentions on them and to bind them from harassing you.

6. Place in a small bag and toss somewhere in a hidden spot on your neighbors property.

HAPPY HEXING!

[jester-jpeg]

karma usually comes back in three fold, and if necessary

be that karma

[neottia-orchids]

Happy new year folks!! 🥳🥳 Come get your kisses in!😘😘

[nina-s0]

"The Cursed Child isn't canon cause Harry would never do that to his kid!"

Yeah. You're right. He would never do that to his kids. He didn't do that to James and Lily. He did it to Albus. Albus who was the carbon copy of Harry the same way Harry was the carbon copy of James. Harry who couldn't even look himself in the mirror because he believed it was his fault that Fred and Remus and Sirius and everyone else was dead. Harry who hated himself so much, Harry who couldn't see anyone but himself in Albus. Harry who thought that he was stopping Albus from making the same mistakes Harry did.

Albus severus potter who wasn't just burdened with living up to Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape but also Harry Potter, the saviour of the wiziarding world to everyone else and a failure to his dad.

[maricacarica]

Curse of Hatred has to be the biggest bullshit in all of Naruto and I understand how more then half the fandom takes it as truth. Tobirama tells us how Uchiha's feel strong emotions. Strong love and strong hatred when they lose somone they love. In other words they grief unlike most of Shinobi, who just bury it deep inside as we've seen. The Curse of Hatred is the same thing people used as to why women deserved less and weren't welcomed in politics. Because apperntly they were hysterical, unlike logical and rational men. Same went for Uchiha. Konoha used curse of hatred as excuse to not trust Uchiha and keep them out of politics. Because they were too irrational and their emotions would cloud their decisions and judgment.

And fandom took that to heart instead of seeing it as prejudiced propaganda. Madara and Sasuke are prime victims of this in fandom. Their ships are all literally "insert character" saving them from themselves and bringing them to good side (said good side supports having child soldiers). SNS and HashiMada/MadaHashi are literally the same thing as man saving women from themselves because their choices are "irrational". I've heard it thousands of times how Naruto "saved" Sasuke from his dark side. As if Sasuke didn't have evrey right to be mad at Konoha. Same goes with Hashirama "saving" Madara. It's always how they saved them from Curse of Hatred.

Or how SasuSaku fans use Curse of Hatred as reason Sasuke rejected Sakura. While after it was "broken" he suddenly realized his feelings for her.

The whole Curse of Hatred is just an excuse for how Uchiha's were treated. Just as whole women are too emotional statement was used as an excuse to not give women equal rights as men. Uchiha's weren't irrational, hysterical or too emotional. But if standard for love was "If anyone dares try and disturb that harmony. Whether it's my own offspring, family, or someone I consider brother I won't hesitate to strike them down" Hashirama, then Uchiha's do seem hysterical.

In conclusion, Curse of Hatred is bullshit and if we had major female Uchiha character we'd agree it sounds like sexism. It's just that Curse of Hatred wasn't used for sexism, but racism so they can keep Uchiha's away from powerful positions.

[bietrofastimoff23]

love him or hate him, the kingmaker got some of the most beautiful and aesthetic shots in the show.

[underwaterspiderbird]

if someone tries to curse you, you try to curse them right back. 🔪

[trials-of-a-spirit-worker]

A Spell for All SA/CSA Survivors

May every place they touched without your permission form on their own bodies with pestilence.

May it grow as rancid as their morals, may it fester

Bring forth pain tenfold in its wake

May the agony be slow like the inevitable nipping of the hounds of fate of their demise.

When they open their mouths to beg for clemency, may it be forgotten like they ignored their victims

And allow only blood to spill from their throats and flood in their lungs

May suffering be the only thing they carry with them in abundance

Until their last struggling, haggard breath

And from that, may their victims flourish in light and healing

Shall strife leave them all who were harmed, knowing justice to their assailant is done.

[crazycatsiren]

If there's one conclusion I've arrived at after a decade and a half of being a witch, it's that some people you don't need to spend the time and energy to curse. You can just let them wreck themselves in due time, because eventually they run out of lives to ruin and soon enough they get to their own.

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

my favourite trope in pjo fanfiction is fic authors and artists using annabeth as an outlet to share their knowledge about their hyperfixations. i read an author who wrote annabeth excitedly talking about art deco and it was so clear that they knew a lot about it. i see people write annabeth as loving minecraft and sims 4. once, someone on here drew annabeth with a miniskirt because they loved miniskirts irl. i love that our girl stands for everything we are excited and passionate for, and i feel like she would be so happy that we can be our nerdy selves through her without anyone telling us that our interests are weird or boring

[themadmorrigan]

If Serious Tamlin isn't your thing, may I tempt you with cursed medieval lion Tamlin? For Day 7 of @tamlinweek: free day!

(This is also included in a collaborative poll!)

[marzipanandminutiae]

My Dark Ship Is Morally Fine Actually; Your Dark Ship Is Icky And Gross And You're A Bad Person For Shipping It will never not be a hilarious take to me

like we're both here at the devil's sabbath my guy. you're just embarassing yourself

[pinkrasberryfish]

Finally overcame my obstacles and got a new chapter out in A Court of Blood & Mercy! Chapter 46, "May Death Take You Quickly" now available on AO3! xoxo

https://archiveofourown.org/works/47497081/chapters/170740021

Enjoy!

[nina-s0]

New gen meeting marauders pt 2:

Albus and Snape: *evil slytherin bonding conversation*

Harry: wtf have I created

Scorpius: 🧚😇✨😣🥀🫶🌟💫

Sirius: how tf is THAT a malfoy?

Regulus: always knew lucius was a pussy.

Teddy: *exists*

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK?

Remus: ...

Teenage tonks: ... Damn right I fucked him.