#questions;;

[gamethecry]

Is Mack busy? Hopefully not. There's a tiny distraction in the form of a Captain's young corgi sniffing at the tool bag. Barnum noses into the bag, pulls out a spanner, and lifts his head to present it to Mack, tail wagging. See? He's helping! (That action seemed natural. Has he done that before to help Noah?) (blueheartedmayor. Send my Captain? Nah. Send the dog.)

mack’s cheeks puffed out in annoyance as hazel eyes read over the main board , gloved hands working to ensure that each section and portion of the ship was getting optimal power , that ever role was filled and being worked on actively . the usually mechanical , almost sterile smell of the front cabin is filled with a scent that the brunet knows far too well . dog . the head engineer , although cruel and even malicious at times , was NEVER mean to barnum . not ANY animal , ever .

“ hey , boy . . . “ he murmurs , tone a bit defeated as his gaze didn’t break once from the screen before him to pay the corgi any mind . one hand goes to smack around at his pockets , feeling for his wrench as attentive eyes note a minor error in the cyrochamber . a sigh of frustration leaves him when he feels nothing , throwing his hands up in defeat before mack casts his gaze to barnum . for a moment , the engineer looks bewildered , brows furrowing hard and mouth going slightly shape before shutting into a small smile .

mack snorts , bending at the hip to pet the dog upon his head , a reward for a job well done ! “ that’s such a good boy , barnum ! thank you so much , i swear you’re smarter than HALF the crew on this ship . “ he snickers , pulling to stand tall as he always does before glancing down the hall then back to the corgi . “ were you looking to be my right hand man today , barnum ? did you wanna come with mack to the cryochamber ? “

is he slowly devolving into baby talk at barnum ? yes , yes mackenzie is .

@blueheartedmayor || mack , barnum behind you 💜

[catmask]

i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

[yuttikkele]

hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock

[heresylog]

I don’t care if you make fun of Catholicism as long as it’s accurate! The best humour has its roots in the truth.

[yesornopolls]

Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?

[goldensunset]

if someone is talking about how much they love their parents do not jump in and start venting about your issues with your parents. if someone is venting about their issues with their parents do not jump in and start talking about how much you love your parents. peace and love amen swag city

[incognitopolls]

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[frownyalfred]

local mob boss, puffing on a cigarette angrily:

goon:

Batman, tied to a chair six feet away:

mob boss: did ya have to tie him to the chair with his legs spread open like that?

[aroaceleovaldez]

i had a thought of "do people not know what AUs are anymore?" and then i remembered nobody explains fandom stuff to new people anymore so it is entirely plausible people genuinely don't know what AUs are and nobody has explained it to them, so for today's lucky 10,000:

"AU" stands for "Alternate Universe" or "Alternative Universe" (same difference) and is basically any thought scenario for a fandom that isn't canon and can't fit within the canon universe. If it takes place in the canon universe but something is notably different, that is typically what's known as a "Canon divergent AU," because it diverges from canon.

an AU can be absolutely anything. There's a couple of widespread pan-fandom au scenarios that often get thrown around, like coffee shop aus, genderbend aus, hanahaki aus (hanahaki is a whole thing in itself i'd recommend researching on your own), etc. One you might hear sometimes is "crossover AU" which is when you have characters from one fandom interacting with characters from another.

You can have as many aus as you want. They can be whatever you want and you can do whatever you want in them. It's a sandbox for you to play around in and explore how things would be different or how the characters would act in those circumstances or environments. Maybe they have different relationships with each other. Maybe they behave slightly differently. Or you can just say "Okay, [x] is true. How did they get here? How would things have to be different for this to occur?" which can also be fun.

If you are ever confused about why people ship something that seems completely out of the blue or doesn't make sense to you in the canon setting, there's a good chance they like it in an AU setting! Not everything everybody is interacting with is necessarily the canon! Not everybody wants things to exist in canon and just want to explore playing dolls in a different sandbox and that's okay. And their sandbox might look a lot different than yours, and that's also okay. You have the freedom to make your sandbox whatever you please. Do whatever you want forever. Get funky with it. AUs are fun.

Okay that's my schpeal. everybody go have fun and play nice now.

[rtz669]

guys what's your methods? personally i think about doctors examining me, works like a charm

[i-3at-s0ap]

Elon Musk isn't a sociopath Trump isn't a narcissist Jeff Bezos isn't a psycho they are terrible racist bigoted assholes but I'm begging y'all to fucking give a shit about people with personality disorders. PLEASE.

[gamethecry]

and then mads gets sprayed in the face with water. by who? your choice. booo mads he knows what he did LMAOOO

“ how mature . . . “ madison grits out through a cartoonish frown . looks like a certain freddy’s employee won’t be hearing the end of this . sorry , nate .

@murdermelody

[tunakitchen]

40K QBAGINA‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥💯💯💥 MINECRAFT YURI 🔛🔝

clip from @pixiecaps

[everythingwasnormalhere]

pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual

im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out

[yesornopolls]

do you think you could take a vampire?