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[redadidassneakers]

Regulus: *going into the Gryffindor common room for the first time* so this is where dignity comes to die

[scarlicbread27]

Regulus Black is..

ink stained palms closing a journal full of pretty, swirling letters and sincere, highly cultivated writings.

nimble fingers against ivory keys, dexterous movements and alluring melodies. A siren-like whisper, a mouth parting around lyrics.

calculating silences, the act of observation instead of participation.

the flicker of orange between trees, upturned amber eyes staring from above a pointed, twitching nose. Black paws padding through the snow. Skittish movements and quiet survival. Cunning fox, watching every movement.

the feeling of inevitability and acceptance, the opposite of push yet not pull. The noun tolerance.

[wolvesandshine]

Barty: I’m going to kill my dad

Evan: Sure we can kill my dad too my house is on the way

Regulus: I volunteer killing my parents as a trial run

Everyone else:

[moonycriesdies]

James : What is your biggest weakness?

Regulus: I can be uncooperative.

James: Okay, can you give me an example?

Regulus: No.

[honeylemonntea]

Remus: “They’re just so frustrating.”

Remus: “Regulus has been dropping obvious hints that he likes James and he still doesn’t get it!”

Sirius: *wearing a ‘PLEASE SNOG ME, MOONY’ hat* “Wow that’s crazy”

[propussyslayer]

sirius: so what do you do for a living

remus: i hunt and kill zombies

sirius: the fuck no you don't

remus: have you ever seen one?

sirius: no?

remus: then you are fucking welcome

[my-castles-crumbling]

Sirius, introducing Regulus to his friends after they reconcile: …and this is my friend Remus!

Regulus, rolling his eyes: Sirius, I’ve seen you two in the hall. I told you I’m gay. You don’t have to lie to me.

Sirius, confused: What?

Remus, nervous: What?

Regulus, turning to James: Are they seriously that oblivious?

James, distracted by Regulus’s eyes: What?

[moondustinfj]

[rhetorical-conscience]

Regulus: That's ridiculous, Potter doesn't have a crush on me.

Dorcas: Yes he does.

Barty: Yes he does.

Pandora: Yes he does.

Evan: Yes he does.

Remus: Yes he does.

Lily: Yes he does.

Marlene: Yes he does.

Random portrait on the fourth floor: Yes he does.

James: Yes I do.

[dreamer0903]

Regulus: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

James : I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

[redadidassneakers]

Regulus, absolutely pissed: I love James so much

Regulus: like, I really love him

Regulus: he’s perfect in every way

Regulus: just don’t tell him, ok?

James, smiling adoringly: sure love, I won’t tell him

[scarlicbread27]

billie is in her regulus era

[wolvesandshine]

Barty may have been fucking insane but he was also a genius who scored 12 O’s for OWLS without breaking a sweat

[number1abbasupporter]

Remus: okay James, you need to stay away from Regulus tonight

Peter: Sirius can’t be suspicious

James: okay i will

*at the party*

James, smiling: Reggie!

Peter: he didn’t even last a second

Remus: absolutely pathetic

[auntiejohn]

i am in dire NEED of more marauders mutuals

[propussyslayer]

james "oh i guess i am a bisexual" potter

regulus "swallowed by the tension winding up in my own household, i feel i must fill my duties as the true heir to The Noble House of Black and provide them with an offspri- is that James Potter half naked after quidditch practice oh lord im abouta-" black