#rhps shitpost

[bradassholemajors]

This is totally what happened with them in the movie, right?

[abnormalpsychology]

“how’s the job search going” “uh”

[amazing-spiderlad]

Anyone else wonder what happened to Brad and Janet after the events of the musical? Like, did they just go back to their regular lives and get married? Cause who the fuck would believe them if they were like

"Oh yeah, we called off the engagement because our car broke down and we ended up getting stuck in a mansion with a bunch of queer people and one of them built himself a husband in his lab, then we watched him murder and eat a guy, then we both cheated on each other with him and Janet also slept with his frankenhusband so he turned us to stone and we performed a musical number but then his servants killed him with a fucking laser and the house blasted off into outer space."

[thefourththefifth]

[kacievvbbbb]

Imagine if there is a cross guild, red haired pirate and Strawhat three way Davy back fight. And Mihawk and Zoro actually do get matched up but instead of a sword duel like they’d be hyped up for it’s a gun fight. And the only person that actually nominated a gunnman, Beckman, is the red hair pirates.

The first half of the competition is just Yasopp teaching both of them how to actually shoot a gun while Beckman watches amused at the identical look of upset on the swordsmen.

(This was all Shanks plan so he could go all get Mihawk on his crew)

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

dr frank n furtur really is The character of all time like. he's a mad scientist solely for the sake of making himself a himbo husband. he put on a burlesque show for an audience of literally no one and had everyone sing about how he just fucked up their lives (except janet). he is noticeably familiar with earth media despite being an alien leaving the very funny possibility he’s basically a human weeaboo. he literally wants attention 24/7 and literally will kill you if you divert that from him. he’s even pansexual.

[lestatitties]

[minxxfur]

“whats come over me?” brad says, expressing through song that he is rethinking his entire view on sexuality and his life after having sex with frank-n-furter. “frank did” i yell.

[outsideyourhousewithaknife]

(takes a deep breath)

she rocky on my horror till I picture on her show till she science on my fiction till I double on her feature till she rocky on my horror till I picture on her show till she science on my fiction till I double on her feature till she rocky on my horror till I picture on her show till she science on my fiction till I double on her feature till sherockyonmyhorror till I pictureonhershowtillshe

(passes out and dreams of Timothy Curry)

[tyetknot]

I recently saw a picture of tiny little Ben Shapiro, who is only three apples tall, having conniptions over the Barbie movie, claiming that it is the most woke and dangerous thing he has ever seen, and it has crossed my mind that if you strapped him into a high chair or Jolly Jumper and forced him to watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show it would probably kill him. I don't even think it would have to be the original one, like, that totally unnecessary and bland remake from a few years ago would probably do the job. I'm wondering how long he would last. When would he perish from sheer shock, horror, and indignation? I don't think it would be the Time Warp, that's too normal, but I think it's an even 50-50 chance on whether he makes it through Sweet Transvestite or not, with odds increasingly against him for I Can Make You A Man. If by some incredible stroke of luck he survived long enough to see the bedroom scene and lived through it then the floor show would assuredly finish him off. It would have to! Like, there's no way Benny "vaginal moisture is a serious medical emergency" Shaps would witness the scandalous vision of Barry Bostwick and Peter Hinwood in fishnet stockings, corsets, and 6" glitter heels while they make out in a swimming pool singing "Don't Dream It, Be It" and live to tell the tale. He would simply Pass Away.

[askacreation]

Who is this “anonymous” and how do they come up with so many questions?

[bradassholemajors]

[rosiebrie]

🎶RATATOUILLE, BLESS MY SOUL

I REALLY LOVE THAT RAT CONTROL🎶

[amazing-spiderlad]

I find it extremely funny that Eddie signed his scary ominous blood letter with "Love, Eddie"

Like, he's this big tough punk biker guy, but he's still signing a letter to his uncle like that, even when said letter is written in presumably his own blood and warning his uncle that he's probably about to die and the people behind it are up to something devious. This is oddly wholesome and kinda changes the way I look at Eddie as a character.

[thefourththefifth]

[shirtlessriotess]

Broke: I'm just a girl

Woke: I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania