#salty pickle jar

[danmei-confessions]

i need to know if the whole matter about qi qingqi spreading rumours about shen jiu is even true. because iirc its not. and its just so weird to me that fanfic writers and people in svsss fandom constantly harp on the one woman we know in power as being this "gossiping housewife" character bullying their misunderstood man who did nothing wrong. like is that not weird to you people?

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[bugeyedfreaks]

I love the Mayor, but tbh he's 100% a creepy, perverted old man lol.

It’s… sad but true. I mean, I love him (and I had a bit of a longer reply to this that I scrapped so I’ll cut this next part short) but I hate the weird little quick jokes in the first four seasons of the show that insinuate that he might be having an affair with/is attracted a little tooooo much to Ms. Bellum or that he hates his wife (a TREASURE and a QUEEN who should be WORSHIPPED he is a LOUSE), and then the jokes in the last two seasons where they significantly dumbed him down and treated him basically like a barely functioning baby. Both were not… great… 😕

[luvnoirs]

caught

paring: paige x fem!reader synopsis: reader walks in on kk and paige during a tiktok live and accidentally exposes their relationship warning(s): none ! (sfw) word count: 742

a/n: shoutout to oomf for giving me this idea lmao

"hey guys. where's p?" you question after you opened the front door to one of the team's shared apartment.

you had first stopped by your girlfriend's shared apartment which was next door, only to find out that she wasn't there. confused, you had sent her a text that had gone unanswered for ten minutes. so then you decided to go next door to see if her other teammates knew where the hell she was.

you were first met with amari as she held a jar of pickles, half of a pickle being chewed in her mouth while she held the remaining half in her hand. aubrey sat on the couch cheering on aaliyah as she wildly danced in front of the tv playing just dance 4.

amari was the only one who actually noticed your presence and she nodded towards the back of the apartment where the rooms were located since her mouth was still busy chewing on the salty pickle.

you thanked her as you made your way out of the common area and into the hallway. you could already hear loud chatter accompanied with the sound of music playing. you instantly knew one of the voices belonged to kk, so you decided to open it because paige was known to keep kk by her side most times.

your assumption was proven right once you finally opened the door and laid your eyes on kk and paige goofing off in front of an iphone camera. their backs were faced towards you while ice laid on the bed playing fortnite so she noticed you first. yet, her eyes widened a bit before they quickly cut towards kk and paige's direction. but before ice could say anything you had beat her to it.

"babe, seriously?"

kk paused her dancing while her and paige both turned around to the sound of my annoyed voice.

you watched confusedly as kk let out an 'oh shit!", scrambling to grab her phone and tap the screen quickly. before you could question it, paige was walking towards you with a surprised expression.

"y/n?" paige questioned. "i thought you said you couldn't come over tonight?"

you smacked your teeth and shook your head at her. "i texted you saying nevermind. then, i showed up to your dorm but you weren't there and when i texted you again you never responded. where is your phone?"

"it died so i had it on the charger while kk and i went live…" paige scratched her head, glancing back at kk who was now sitting on ice's bed biting the inside of her cheek.

"oh shit, you were live? i thought you were making one of those stupid tiktok videos-- ice! why didn't you tell me?" you whacked the side of her leg as she yelled out dramatically.

you and paige haven't exactly made your relationship public yet and you literally avoided the girl as if she was the plague whenever one of the girls went live. it was honestly all your decision for it to be this way because you didn't want the media to focus on who paige was dating rather than her actual talent and love for her community. you also knew how many fans she had and you could only imagine what they would say about you if they had found out that you were dating the paige bueckers.

"hey, i tried to warn them!" ice defended herself, still trying to concentrate on her game.

"they probably screen recorded the live, too" kk added, looking back and forth between you and unbothered paige.

you groaned as paige wrapped her arms around you, resting her cheek on top of your head. "nah it's fine… you weren't in the camera anyway so they can speculate all they want about it."

laughing, you hugged her back. she had practice earlier tonight so she smelled like fresh clean clothes and the lavender soap she uses. you inhaled and relaxed against her body. "your fans aren't dumb, paige…"

paige pulled back a bit to look at your face. "i don't care. i'm tired of hiding you-"

"um, not to be rude, but can y'all do this lovey-dovey shit somewhere else…" kk feigned disgust and held her stomach as if she was sick.

paige rolled her eyes and you let out another laugh. you said goodbye to her two teammates as your girlfriend grabbed you by the hand and walked you out of the room.

[konigsblog]

konig the type of guy to shame on people for overusing ketchup but eat mustard with everything

oh he ABSOLUTELY would.

I can see König despising the disgusting taste of ketchup. personally, I think it's pretty gross as well, honestly. It's a weird mix between sweet and salty, and not in a good way... 😬🍅 I like tomatoes though, they're pretty tasty. (König would probably hate them, along with turnip, brussel sprouts, and broccoli.)

König has strange eating habits. When you come after buying pickled onions and pickles from the shops, you'll find König drinks the juice in the tin. Just straight up onion/pickle juice... König understands it's pretty fucking minging and disgusting to others, that explains the reason he's so secretive about it – and how he brushes his teeth randomly at three in the morning after devouring a midnight snack.

He isn't ashamed to eat spoonfuls of mustard, mayonnaise, or tartar sauce straight from the jar – even if you gag at the sight of König acting this way.

Just... don't try and kiss him after his midnight snack... 🥴

[violetmuses]

Midnight Blue 💙🩵

Fandom: “Bad Boys” Film Universe

Title: Midnight Blue 💙🩵

Character: Armando Aretas

Pairing: Armando Aretas + Female Reader

Main Storyline: You can't help looking for the impossible one night.

Author's Note: Here's a quick and requested drabble! Enjoy. 🩵💙 @thedarkworldofhananerea

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2024

There is no room on the bed. You can't even move without waddling like a penguin anymore. Every day and night feels the same, but Armando stayed around.

“Babe? I'm hungry.” You're laying on your back from the couch, pretty much keeping both hands on your large stomach. Apparently, eight months flew by.

“Dinner?” His accent pulled your interest once more, but one of the typical meals wouldn't be enough.

“Ice cream.” You slowly turned your head while Armando moved toward the kitchen. “Bring the pickle jar, too.”

“Sweet or salty?” Armando peeked in the fridge without hesitation. Your cravings showed up at random times.

“Both.” You say regardless. Little AJ grew more and more with each passing moment as your pregnancy moved along.

Setting this tray of different snacks on this coffee table, Armando returned to the living room and helped, squeezing his own body for the couch with you.

In two months, the rest of your lives would finally begin.

[puzzled-pegasus]

wof headcanons but theyre oddly food and substance related for some reason

Although I understand why Tui didn't include very much info abt alchohol or drugs in a kids book there is an extreme lack of culinary related world building so here are some ideas I had while on this train of thought :)

SeaWings tend to be foodies and are generally given cooking classes in school. Which if you think about it, is rather important, because like 60 percent of the creatures in the ocean are poisonous and the rest have parasites and nasty germs so they need to know whats up when it comes to food safety.

SeaWings use a lot of citrus in their food and drinks and they also use it for fragrances and stuff they just really like it

SeaWing nobles commonly eat fugu and there have been assassinations where a chef was bribed to not properly take out the poison so the dragon eating it would die

SeaWings drink to taste. SkyWings drink to forget what century it is.

SkyWings typically eat their meat raw but on special occasions they will barbecue it and put some spices n stuff on it. They don't eat much else besides meat but they do like spicy things like peppers and they also like strong onion or garlic flavors. The little masochists. Anyway,

SkyWings don't really like sweet things and many of them can't even taste them so they're like wtf is a dessert

man do they love them some olives tho. Olives everywhere. In their drink. Out of the jar. On their meat. Oil on their scales. Oil in their hygiene products. They started trading them from the Sand and SeaWings millennia ago but theyve selectively bred ones that grow in the mountains

This one's more drugs than food but SkyWings will sometimes take some kind of stimulant before battle like a beserker so they're all fired up heheh

MudWings are excellent meal preparers and sibs like to all cook together so they'll make a big pot of stew or something

They like bread and desserts, they have easy access to sugar cane being along the east coast and they also use a lot of honey. They're re into canning stuff too, they have a lot of raspberries and blackberries and strawberries in their temperate forest areas and they grow them to make jam and wine and they use honey to make mead

basically they are Cottagecore(TM) and I love them

They also eat lots of freshwater fish and crawfish and whatnot

And they also eat a lot of tatoes

Vanilla grows in the swamps, they use that in their cakes

MudWings deserve some appreciation goddamnit their kingdom is biologically diverse and beautiful

SandWings have tequila because. Yknow. Cactus.

They eat a lot of bugs and lizards, they don't really need to eat every day so it's not a huge deal

they do like coconuts tho and they use coconut oil in a lot of their hygiene products as well as in their cooking

They deep fry a lot of shit. Idk where i got this but trust me. They love things with lots of fat in it bc they need all they can get

Really sticky sweet desserts and candy; enjoyers of those one lollipops with the mealworms or whatever tf in them

also canning stuff like bone broth is very important

pickled cactus as well

rhey probably have a festival when cactus fruit goes in season

what even is IceWing cuisine.

Well way up north where there's nothing but ice it's pretty bad and the dragons have to eat just plain ass meat and seafood, but down into the tundras there's some pretty good stuff like cinnamon, pines for tea, honey berries, and other foraging as well as more diversity of meats

They would probably eat sushi

All the other tribes like to make fun of them and rightfully so bc their food is so plain

they make good honey berry wine tho

Maube that's why theyre so damn grumpy

RainWings are expert foragers ofc but they don't really feel the need to prepare their food in any way

They are, however, in constant dire need of sodium because they get absolutely none from their fruit

So anything salty is wow

Maybe rhey have a place near the mud kingdom border where they can grow some asparagus for salt

they are also the only tribe besides Night that can eat chocolate but forgor 💀 how to make it so the NightWings and them have to re figure it out together

Salted dark chocolate bing bang boom instant delicacy

NightWings used to be able to cook really well, especially desserts and pastry, but they forgor while they were trying to not die on the volcano

[pickled-pena]

🥒The Pickled-Peña Masterlist in all it's salty brine glory!🥒

Thank you to everyone who took part in this super fun challenge! You're all amazing!

☝️If you missed the January 1st deadline, not to worry, you can still submit your story until 31st Jan. Please use the tag #PickleTrickle so we can find those coming in at a later date so we can add your work to this masterlist.

☝🏻Please be sure to show some love to the writers by re-blogging and commenting on their work.

⚠️ Please check out all warnings/triggers on the individual stories themselves.

Happy reading Pickled-Peña Friends! 🥒💛

💛 In no particular order, please enjoy the wide selection of pickles...

🥒Landslide - @frenchiereading

🥒Pickles, Peppers & Photos - @undercoverpena

🥒Toast - @secretelephanttattoo

🥒Pickled Interruptions - @avastrasposts

🥒In A Pickle - @inept-the-magnificent

🥒These Foolish Things Remind Me Of You - @maggiemayhemnj

🥒Chucho's Magic Pickles - @nerdieforpedro

🥒Javier Peña The Pickle Thief - @connectioneverywhere

🥒Good Impression - @pedroshotwifey

🥒More - @toomanystoriessolittletime

🥒A Cup Of Kindness Yet - @ladamedusoif

🥒Resolutions - @trulybetty

🥒A Bear Of A Night - @rhoorl

🥒Old Acquaintance - @alwaysbethewest

🥒Aisle Seven - @goodwithcheese

🥒Save The Last Dance - @linzels-blog

🥒Getting In A Pickle - @ladybess-a03

🥒Close Up The Hole In My Vein - @imalrightllama

🥒For The Record - @drabbles-mc

🥒Happy New Year - @djarinmuse

🥒Holsters, Lies & Videotape - @sin-djarin

🥒Break My Heart - @megamindsecretlair

🥒Prepping For Parents - @musings-of-a-rose

🥒Bailando - @lwfics

🥒More fics to be added as they trickle in! If yours is missing, please let us know!

🥒All Roads Lead To A Jar Of Pickles - @mrsjavierpena

Special thanks to @trulybetty & @musings-of-a-rose for the banners/graphics. 💛

[brotherwtf]

I always enjoy your answers for the various asks you get 💖 so here’s an idea I thought would be fun to share with you: for the breeding kink, what if John walks into the kitchen once to find Gale eating a pickle straight out of the jar (I mean, the guy was just craving a pickle) but John Egan being John Egan he’s like it finally happened, doll! I can just imagine the look Gale would give him 😂

omg Bucky just in one of his moods and he's so out of it that he thinks he actually got Gale pregnant this time

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When Gale woke up, he was craving something salty and vinegary to get the funky taste out of his mouth. He wasn't sure why, he usually didn't like stuff like that, but he really, really wanted something like that.

He peeled himself from John who had tired himself out from two rounds of sex and wandering into the kitchen, John's shirt hanging off of his shoulders. He knew they had a jar of pickles in the fridge, John liked to eat them straight from the jar, so he knew that would satisfy his salty desire.

He's unscrewing the jar when he hears John stumbling down the stairs, smiling at the sound of his clumsy husband, and pulls a spear from the jar, taking a bite out of it and humming at the taste. It wouldn't be what he would usually eat, but it tasted good now.

Gale turns to see John standing in the kitchen doorway and he smiles wider, putting the jar back in the fridge and walking towards John. But John has this stupid expression on his face, one of pure awe and admiration and Gale can't help but chuckle.

"Knock, knock, Bucky, anybody home?" Gale says and yelps when John scoops him up in his arms, lifting him up and spinning him around with glee.

"Oh my God doll I did it!! We actually did it!" John says and Gale's even more confused now.

After two rounds of sex, Gale knew that John sometimes got loopy from the exertion, would just blab to him in bed about everything and nothing, and Gale was always glad to listen. Maybe this was just more of his rambling.

"Did what, darling?" Gale asks, eyebrows quirked up as he looks down at John's gleeful expression.

John sets Gale down and touches his stomach, laughing and dropping to his knees to press a kiss there. Gale shakes his head with a chuckle, tilting John's head up so he can raise his eyebrows questioningly again.

"Can't believe we're gonna have little ones. Cannot believe you're already having the cravings! Gale you haven't eaten a pickle the entire time I've known you, wow I can't believe we did it!" John blabs and Gale nods his head, finally understanding.

John had been on a kick where he would try to fuck babies into Gale, wouldn't be deterred even when he would come inside Gale and it would drip out, would beg and beg for Gale to let him try again to give him kids. Gale would play into it, moan about how deep John was fucking into him, but afterwards when John came to his senses they would laugh about it.

Even now, Gale knows that John would probably double over in laughter at the image Gale sees now, John on his knees pressing kisses into his stomach, excitedly yapping about what the names of their children would be. Gale only smiles and hums along, can't help but wonder what it would be like to actually have children on their own.

[the-witchhunter]

Masterpost for all the DP x DC vodkas y’all have suggested and I’ve made… (so far?)

Previous post here

Burger/batburger/nasty burger

Beefy followed by pickle. Not the worst thing I’ve put in my body. Mainly just weird and combine with tomato juice and a float of smoky scotch it tastes like a backyard cookout burger and is a decent drink.

5.5/10 it’s not the worst but you’ll probably not make it again. Shoutout to @stealingyourbones for making this with me

Ranch 2 (ectoplasm)

Salty af and tastes like vodka and ranch. Unironically makes a good Bloody Mary but not recommended on its own. It’s just ranch seasoning and green food dye. Hard to rank because not good as a shot but mixes well in savory drinks 6/10? Unless you really like ranch and/or Bloody Marys it’s not really worth making again

Dick(Grayson)/fruity pebbles

I mainly just think it’s funny to call itDick flavored so bonus point there. It’s literally just soaking fruity pebbles for a couple minutes in vodka and straining. It tastes great, it’s freaking fruity pebbles 8/10 definitely worth making again. Mix with sprite or just do shots. If you want a stronger flavor soak fresh cereal instead of soaking longer

Jason’s Pit Rage

Raspberries, sugar, and a Serrano pepper. Spicy and grassy flavored up front balanced by the red berry flavors of raspberry and the sweetness. Actually really good and could easily replace the Serrano with a chipotle pepper to add a smoky note. 9/10 do make this one. Good as a shot, on the rocks, or as an addition to a margarita

Green apple (ectoplasm)

Apple jolly ranchers and vodka. It’s good. I don’t think this will surprise anyone. Sweet, apple flavor, it’s welcome if you bring it to most parties 7/10

Lemon/lime(ectoplasm)

Lemon lime kool aid packet and about 375ml of vodka. Add sugar if you want it to be drinkable because I, a fool, forgot for a second and boy it tasted kind of chemical in a way cheap vodka, artificial citrus flavor, and citric acid only can. Sugar, actually makes it taste good. Like a very boozy sprite flavor 6.5/10

Waffle (Steph Brown/Spoiler)

Brown butter washed vodka sweetened with pancake syrup. Don’t use real maple syrup. This is going for waffle crisp cereal taste and you’re going to get closer with pancake syrup than the real thing, or even light brown sugar. 7/10 its fun and tastes nice

And that’s all I got so far. Overall these have all been surprisingly okay to even delicious. Thanks to everyone that made suggestions it’s been interesting at the very least. I might revisit this soon considering I still have vodka and jars

Let me know if you try any of these

[danmei-confessions]

both fanon shen yuan and fanon shen jiu are pretty intolerable in this fandom.

shen yuan is a kind person, yes, but he's not xie lian (as one either anon or commentor here compared fanon sy to)! he! is! a! cunt! and i adore him that way! being a good, kind person doesnt mean you cant be a little bit cunty. also, he isn't smiling all the time, his external demeanor is usually somewhat composed. which is honestly probably dissociation at certain times, but my point is! he isnt! just randomly smiling all over the place!

and for shen jiu, i dont know how to explain to people that liking a villain doesnt mean you have to find a secret way they arent that bad. the fact of the matter he is a child abuser, he is misogynistic, hes a horrible bastard who keeps digging his own grave and dragging others down with him because he cant stand others not living his life, and i love the character that way. hes completely and utterly fascinating to analyze, and making him a feminist or secretly a good teacher takes away from what makes him a great character.

in conclusion, fanon shen jiu stannies acting like they have any ground over fanon shen yuan fans on this blog is hilarious to watch

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[ecto-stone]

RUH ROH SCOOB! 🐶😱 You’ve 🫵 just been LITTLE 🤏BADGERED 🦡🤑 for this 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Daddy Vladdy 🥵 has come into YOUR 👏 house to PICKLE RICK 🥒🍆YOU 😝😩😝! Send this to 5️⃣ sexy widdle 🤏badgers 🦡🦡🦡 or else V-Man 🤑🤑🤑 is going to come and JAR 🫙you 💦 onto TWITTER 🐦where the hot ☀️salty 🧂MUSKRAT 🐹🐀😖 lives  😱😱with birch tree 🌳 SEXYman 😤🥵😩 VOTER FRAUD 4️⃣ LYFE ✝️🥒🤌

[universallydestinytaco]

Even More Silly and Irreverent SF Headcanons

Warning: This glorified shitpost contains a heavy dose of MLM (Morons loving Morons)

EDIT: So apparently in the Spanish Dub for SF Charlie's girlfriend is named Zoey and I made this post before that info became more well-known and prior I dubbed her as Susan....Zoey is a cute name OMG

This one time Charlie, Dj Spitz, Glep, Mr. Frog, Jennifer, Shrimp and one reluctant Alan all decided to spend one April Fools day split into street gangs competing to see who could prank the most people within 24 hours before everyone involved was tossed in the county jail until Pim and a pissed off Zoey had to bail them all out the morning after.

Simon S. Salty tried to bribe his way into the Pearly Gates of Heaven with coupons at his shoddy restaurant but God was so offended by the mere idea of eating his slop that he told St. Peter to press the big red button to open the trapdoor under Salty’s feet to H-E-double hockey sticks so he can go peddle his 2-bit McDonalds knock off to those who truly deserve it. Eat up Satan ya big red loser!!!

Pim is actually much stronger than he looks, he can open pickle jars with one turn of the wrist and he can carry Charlie over his head while running a mile without breaking a sweat (or his spine for that matter).

Charlie bamboozled the entire internet by editing The Mr. Frog Show wiki by adding fake episodes with a source that lead to the famous RickRoll video, only for everyone to read him the riot act when he accidentally exposed himself. Hah! That idiot.

One hot summer day Glep spat on the sidewalk and the spit droplet just sizzled and evaporated into steam….from that point onward Glep has been trying to convince his co-workers that he can literally spit fire and when trying to prove such a claim he spat into Charlie’s coffee.

Pim and Zoey had to bail Charlie out of jail once again for attempted murder (See the HC above for the reason why).

Mr Boss was cursed into turning into an owl beast in his sleep and he has to take a potion once a day to keep him normal, hence why he was freaking out at the end of S2E1.

Alan wears a skin-tight red jumpsuit under his neck and tie and underneath all that he has goofy-print boxers with a smiley face patch on the seat.

Pim is still friends with Jennifer even after the initial mix up when he introduced her to Shrimp. She gives him special “Thank You” coffee and treats in the house every year on her and Shrimp’s anniversary.

Smormu does makeup tutorials and travel vlogs on YouTube.

Charlie found out that Pim and Susan both crush on him and decided: “Why not?” Thus was the beginning of a beautiful polycule.

James what super jealous and was ready to reap his revenge until Charlie pulled a Saitama and punched James in the nose so hard that he whimpered away like a pitiable little biyatch!!

Glep, Pim and Smormu went to Miku Expo cosplaying as The Triple Baka Squad (Pim called dibs on Miku).

Alan attends Beatnik Poetry Night with Glep on the bongos.

Smormu started dating Dj Spitz and lemme tell ya he is VIOLENTLY protective of her, Whoever killed Canon!Smormu wouldn’t stand a chance against this guy.

[christadeguchi]

I am intrigued by your butter tag on the gritty post…. American theatres have butter “on tap” to add to your popcorn. I have not seen a theatre here without the butter spigot, it would be an atrocity to not let the fountain of butter flow freely, as it’s an Americans right to have access to free liquid butter flavoring in theaters across the country. The popcorn at the movies does have a little bit of flavoring to it but the beautiful flowing butter fountains are there for our hedonistic pleasure

thank you everyone for giving me more insight about the Butter Taps in america. i honestly don't think i've experienced a greater joy than when i was reading all of your treatises on free flow butter. the passion. the range of emotion. the ingenuity and hedonism (using a straw to get the butter all the way in??? PUTTING BUTTER ON PICKLES???? also... american cinemas have pickles?? in a jar? in a bag? on a stick??? just... pickles? or are they fried???) never have i had a greater education on and appreciation for the american experience, soul and psyche. congrats on your constitutional right to all you can eat, liquid, not quite butter.

(anyway. over here we just have sweet and salty popcorn and i've never heard anyone ask for butter on their popcorn. sometimes there are special collabs and you get to eat popcorn out of an anime character's head cavity or something. i thought that was the height of excess and luxury but clearly not...)

(thanks again for your scholarship @homoidioticus @minniemcgoo @zaza-expert @idonteat-idontsleep @jtthompson @the44th @foldingfittedsheets @aanzhakwe @tinysatanplant @rattrasha @facelessoldwoman @midnightinjapan @squire-official @sky-chau @benjaminandthemarmalades @lovingeverybodytoday @deadbitchonline @artechouse tumblr university never fails me (well. it does a lot but NOT IN THIS CASE))

[nerdieforpedro]

Pickles with your Peña

Notes: There was a discussion of how seriously some of us took our pickle challenge. As always, I, (Nerdie - the resident Hornado Hooligan) wrote a poem about it. I added some more to the original poem, it needed to have a more full bodied pickle.

We got possible pickle sex, magic pickles, catalyst pickles, main pickles, sour pickles and likely side pickles. 🥒

Where else might the pickles be?

Tune in on New Year’s Day for a deluge of pickles in many ways, shapes and forms.

Beware the pickle.

Embrace the pickle.

Side-eye the pickle.

Pet the pickle.

Serenade the pickle.

Maybe the pickle will be dry.

You might need to wet the pickle.

Give the pickle a light nudge.

Maybe tease the pickle.

Jerk that gherkin ‘till you move the skin a little.

Make that pickle dribble a little.

Careful if the pickle trickles too long after.

Might need a cornichon doctor for that.

Especially if that pickle is too hot and burns a little.

The plot thickens, just like that dill.

All pickles. All night. That brine is sometimes salty, sometimes sweet but always hits your taste buds and occasionally your nose. Make sure to swallow all you’re given. 😘

Have those jars, coin rolls and dollars ready with some mustard on the side! 😎

Enter the Pickled Peña Bonanza of the New Year!

The Pickle Posse: @maggiemayhemnj @mysterious-moonstruck-musings @for-a-longlongtime @trulybetty @goodwithcheese @morallyinept @undercoverpena @avastrasposts @megamindsecretlair @rhoorl @laurfilijames @ladybess-a03 @linzels-blog @fhatbhabie @angelofsmalldeath-codeine @yorksgirl @frenchiereading @theywhowriteandknowthings @pedroshotwifey @legendary-pink-dot

[thestudentfarmer]

A little while ago I made some fridge pickles

These guys.

Well they've sat a little longer than need to so tonight we popped them open to try~

They were a little salty, not super crisp. But firm. Taste wise will make again. Has been like by all, so will use the recipe and time wait again.

The jalapeno was similar texture. Good taste.

The onions honestly I feel shone through in texture and taste. I want to amend 2 jars of that for snacking, with jalapeños for hot dog and sandwhich topping, haha.

🌱🥒Happy homesteading and Happy pickling/fermenting! 🥒🌱

12 5 2023

[chickenlover-19]

RUH ROH SCOOB! 🐶😱 You’ve 🫵 just been LITTLE 🤏BADGERED 🦡🤑 for this 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Daddy Vladdy 🥵 has come into YOUR 👏 house to PICKLE RICK 🥒🍆YOU 😝😩😝! Send this to 5️⃣ sexy widdle 🤏badgers 🦡🦡🦡 or else V-Man 🤑🤑🤑 is going to come and JAR 🫙you 💦 onto TWITTER 🐦where the hot ☀️salty 🧂MUSKRAT 🐹🐀😖 lives  😱😱with birch tree 🌳 SEXYman 😤🥵😩 VOTER FRAUD 4️⃣ LYFE ✝️🥒🤌

this. is. a. work. of. art. or indicative of a stroke

Now this... is a crossover I can get behind. Vlad + daddy = vladdy